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2024-07-19 04:40:31

If Liverpool failed to seal Trent's contract and he left for Real Madrid in the future, it has to be the biggest fumble in Liverpool history.
#lfc

2024-07-06 18:45:51

Maybe Southgate is just being a coward, but, subbing in Trent in the last 5 minutes of extra time and putting him as the 5th penalty taker felt so malicious 😂
But at least Trent did it perfectly!
#lfc #EURO2024

2024-05-11 06:32:32

What did I tell you? Shame on those "fanbase" account.
#lfc
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2024-05-08 14:40:30

Possibly unpopular opinion, but I really don't like this style. I prefer modern, simple, and sleek style jersey. I am a boring person.
Maybe it will grow on me over time. We'll see.
#lfc
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2024-04-29 14:00:21

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@npub1qag…9gyn Not a bad move I guess because I think they still see value in Mo and potentially cashing out when we sell him next season or so, rather than just cutting the contract short.

2024-04-17 16:24:35

Random unpopular opinion: I don't think announcing Klopp stepping down in the middle of a season was a great idea.
#lfc

2024-04-06 16:31:35

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@npub1qag…9gyn Yes ahaha. That was really messy. Spurs also has their share of tough matches coming up too.

2024-04-06 15:33:16

Holy Brentford is beating Villa from 2-0 down.
#lfc

2024-04-06 11:03:51

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@npub1qag…9gyn Yeah. He is just too good for 2nd choice but at the same time not good enough to be top 1st choice. Circumstances.

2024-04-04 20:57:52

Judging by our defensive trend of always conceding, and seeing this Man Utd side turning around 2-0 against Chelsea, I would be lying if I say I am not worried for the next game.
But Liverpool - Man Utd derby has never been "normal". Anything could happen and team's form might mean nothing.
I think as long as our offense is on form, there should be nothing to be worried about.
#lfc

2024-03-31 15:00:02

I don't want to poop the party, but just need to point out that wasting all those chances is something that we really need to deal with until the end of the season. Can't get away with it every time. #lfc

2024-03-26 03:13:55

Steve Nicol: “I don’t care who you support. Trent Alexander-Arnold isn't a good defender. If Madrid were to offer, I don't know, £60, 70, 80m when you have a young kid in Conor Bradley, who is a miles better defender, great going forward, but in the same class as Trent.”
I swear Steve Nicol has been too long in the ESPN that he actually got brainrot, no offense to the man. #lfc

2024-03-17 18:16:53

Subs were questionable as always. It's Klopp's trademark at this point. Sure we don't know what's going on behind the scenes, but in my eyes from the outside it felt like some subs is done out of faith, not out of needs.
Of course it might've worked in the past, but we all know it won't always work, and by luck it just happen to be this game that it doesn't work. #lfc

2024-03-17 17:57:50

I did say to replace Diaz, but not with Clark.... #lfc

2024-03-17 17:30:18

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@npub1qag…9gyn Failing to kill the game is like the cancer of this Liverpool team. If only we can be more lethal and clinical on games like these.

2024-03-17 17:26:07

Granted this is a really good game to watch as a neutral fan though. But as a Liverpool fan this is pure frustration. #lfc

2024-03-17 13:03:13

Man Utd never lost a FA Cup match against Liverpool at Old Trafford.
We all know that Ten Hag loves to break records, so does Klopp. Time to break that record tonight, shall we? #lfc

2024-03-16 22:34:22

Life as a Spurs fan in a nutshell. #lfc
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2024-03-16 11:24:37

Atalanta 🤣 #lfc
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2024-03-13 02:27:49

FSG plan to own multi-club has been a divisive topic. Me personally still don't have a solid opinion on it, but I have expectations.
Multi-club model works quite well in terms of scouting and profitability. Red Bull have proven that.
The question is, will FSG be able to invest those profit to the main club aka Liverpool or will they just farm money from it?
As long as Liverpool is well-funded, I don't mind the model. Nothing we can do but to wait and see though. #lfc

2024-03-10 16:04:50

Man.... I just can't get a good stream going. I will miss a goal at this point. #lfc

2024-03-07 18:42:15

Nunez's first goal was also the 1000th goal under Klopp. You can't make this up. #lfc

2024-03-07 18:10:37

WTF NUNEZ JUST SCORED LIKE PRIME ZIDANE!!!!!! #LFC

2024-03-04 22:52:28

Arsenal easily scoring 5+ goals every matches but then lost 1-0 to Porto the other week, to me that just nullify the argument of "winning the way Liverpool grind their games is unsustainable". Because in football, even on your best day, shit can happens. And on your shittiest day, you can still get a win. #lfc

2024-03-03 19:23:02

Man Utd created 0.00(xG) in the second half against Man City. 🤣 #lfc

2024-03-03 18:11:15

I still think the worst result so far this season was not Arsenal away, but Man Utd at home. Can't believe we didn't even score and our squad were still available mostly. #lfc

2024-03-03 17:05:55

Am I the only one who feel Rashford practically done nothing other than that one goal? He literally lost every ball when there's a chance. #lfc

2024-03-01 00:18:15

Danns as a ballboy 2 years ago! #lfc
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2024-02-25 19:08:54

I just realized this after someone pointed it out. Jayden Danns literally won a trophy on his 2nd professional game 😂 #lfc

2024-02-24 18:28:06

Seeing Ten Hag trying to push young players and keep on struggling really amused me 🤣 Bro played the likes of Forson, Diallo, Mainoo, and even Garnacho thinking they are THAT guy, and I think none of them is not there yet. Made me feel so blessed and appreciate more our youngsters in Elliott, Jones, and Bradley. #lfc

2024-02-17 23:21:55

Man City draw means everything is back to our hands again. Let's go!!! 🔥 #lfc

2024-02-17 11:35:27

The lineup is not as terrible as I thought, although Kelleher there still doesn't give me confidence. Wishing him the best for today's game. And even more important is our offense. Need them to be clinical and ruthless. Even if we conceded 2 goals we can still win the game if the front line scored 3. #lfc

2024-02-10 19:50:25

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@npub1qag…9gyn But I remembered he was saying things like "I was the manager for xx years", basically undermining Klopp, hence why I believe there's more than meets the eye between them.

2024-02-10 19:41:48

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@npub1qag…9gyn I see. But it's so ambiguous like what was the cause? I just think it's quite baffling to see years of partnership just gone in a very quick succession.

2024-02-10 19:36:23

You know sometimes I lay awake at night like this, and got random thought: Anyone remember Buvac? Klopp's assistant? What happened between them, like really? Never got the actual story for as far as I remember. #lfc

2024-02-04 18:06:48

You can see on the replay Van Dijk literally mouthing "Sorry" to Alisson. Yet according to Gary Neville he must be asking "what the hell are you doing". I am not an English lip-reader but... 🙄 #lfc

2024-01-30 16:33:39

Some fans also did blow Van Dijk's comment out of proportion. I don't see anything wrong or off about his comment at all. As Klopp said, "there is no reason to worry, the players are happy to be here". #lfc

2024-01-27 00:17:29

Xabi Alonso on 2018:
“Yes for sure, I have dreamt of being the Liverpool manager. My passion, link and commitment is there.”
I do think there's potential there, but I don't know if Liverpool would get him to be the next manager after Klopp. I don't know who Liverpool would choose. Manager's market is not exactly huge at the moment.
#lfc

2024-01-23 20:40:52

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@npub1qag…9gyn People really do have weird standards . Sure that Nunez hasn't been scoring like he is Suarez, but you just can''t expect any "strikers" to dish out goals like prime Lewandowski. It's interesting to see tbh, that football evolved so much that we now can look at a striker not only from their goal numbers.

2024-01-22 03:07:20

Opta: Nunez is the first Premier League player to register at least 10 goals and 10 assists in all competitions this season.
And apparently rival fans trying to tell us he is a flop LMAO.
#lfc

2024-01-21 18:01:06

#lfc
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2024-01-10 22:19:35

Wait, that means Nunez got 2 assists. Amazing. Could have been 2-3 goals too alongside it if Leno didn't have the luck he had. #lfc

2024-01-02 01:32:42

Never ever let Arsenal fans telling you that Klopp has the luxury of spending over their team.
Arteta spent ~670m over 4 full seasons. That's 167m average per season.
Klopp spent ~920m over 8 full seasons. That's 115m average per season.
Arteta made around ~130m over 4 full season from sales.
Klopp made that amount from a single transfer of Coutinho.
#lfc

2023-12-30 20:09:14

Not winning against this Man Utd team at home is truly a huge crime. I hope it won't bite us in the back later.
#lfc

2023-12-30 02:01:19

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@npub1qag…9gyn It's all media's fault for making overblown proportion on his start of career. It's not Ange's fault per se, it's just the media putting him on the crosshair. But as he sympathize with the refs instead in the past, I got no sympathy for him haha.

2023-12-29 23:32:06

I thought we had to learn to just respect the referees? Accept their decisions and learn that it’s all part of the game? Isn't that right, mate? BTEC Pep. #lfc
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2023-12-26 22:39:52

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@npub1qag…9gyn Wth is this ahahahhaa xD

2023-12-26 19:27:42

Anyone remembered when Ange is touted to be Jesus incarnated and would give miracle to Spurs? Or when Newcastle is apparently a big dog now and going for title? Yeah, about that 🤣 #lfc

2023-12-21 18:50:08

AS Roma, PSG, AS Monaco, Real Sociedad, Intermilan, Feyenoord, Copenhagen, Atalanta, Spurs, Man City, and Chelsea have formally state that they REJECT Super League.
The fact that Liverpool still silent about this is disappointing. It felt like FSG want to wait and see before making a statement. It's a fact that they are considering it. #lfc

2023-12-21 12:57:26

When Italian club won the league they might get less money than EPL club who got relegated, you know the system is screwed. I support the cause of calling out UEFA for their incompetence, but I can't support the idea of ESL. #lfc

2023-12-17 16:53:12

Man Utd fans moaning about Nunez's petulance forgot they have Bruno Fernandes 🤣 #lfc

2023-12-15 10:35:41

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Updated UEFA coefficient ranking. #lfc
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2023-12-14 08:37:17

UEFA coefficient ranking. Not even in the UCL yet we are still up there 🙄 #lfc
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2023-12-10 00:30:51

Bruno got suspended for Liverpool game? I'd say that's advantage United. Never done anything anyway against Liverpool. #lfc

2023-12-10 00:28:00

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@npub1qag…9gyn "An era come to an end" 😂

2023-12-10 00:06:19

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@npub1qag…9gyn I am on hard copium and wanna see Nunez hattrick. It would melt their fanbase down lmao.

2023-12-09 23:48:30

The commentator also wax lyrical about how Man Utd has improved so much in the past month in set pieces defending on the first half, only to get scored against from set pieces in the second half is just poetic at its best. #lfc

2023-12-09 13:17:26

I honestly don't understand how injury time is being counted. The ref wasted 5 minutes for VAR, it's 5 minutes added time. But I've seen +9 minutes for less. #lfc