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2024-09-01 21:55:02

We have sent men to the Moon and probes to Mars, yet Olympic athletes are still using 4 safety pins to attach their race numbers. WTF!

2024-08-30 16:55:03

Selection for the Olympics should be like selection for jury service. 57 year old Susan from Dorset gets a letter in the post to compete in the pole vault

2024-08-27 18:55:02

People who kill spiders in their house aren't just arseholes, but also idiotic morons. The spider is never going to hurt you, ever. Meanwhile it's providing a free pest control service for you, eating unwanted bugs. That's how the spider pays its rent to live with you.

2024-08-26 15:55:02

Cats are not as smart as you think. You're mistaking coldness with intelligence as if your cat is some cynical intellectual. I'd like to see your cat herd some sheep.

2024-08-25 09:55:03

I genuinely believe Liz Truss is unwell. She's been through a category 1 personal crisis, has a reputation that can't be fixed and with £100k+ a year guaranteed for life doesn't need to be writing a book and popping up on American television, but there she is. Get well soon, Liz.

2024-08-23 23:55:02

It's ridiculous that everyone doesn't have a Desert Island Discs playlist done that they review regularly. Imagine getting famous and having to come up with one at short notice. You'd hate yourself for years afterwards for getting it wrong!

2024-08-22 18:55:03

As anyone involved in data will tell you, the biggest single step we could make to improve international relations would be to agree a single worldwide date format.

2024-08-20 14:55:02

If you say you're 'not a conspiracy theorist...' but then start talking about one specific unproven coverup you think is true, then you are, by definition, a conspiracy theorist

2024-08-16 09:55:04

Britain's newspapers are freakishly right wing and that's why The Guardian survives. It's the default option for everyone who isn't a fascist but no one actually likes it.

2024-08-15 18:55:02

Right listen here. A staycation is where you stay at home and visit local tourist sites etc. Basically act as if you are holiday whilst staying at home. If you drive to Cornwall or somewhere else in the UK that is a holiday not a staycation.

2024-08-15 15:55:03

You don't have main character energy you're just a cunt

2024-08-15 12:55:02

Crufts is just a cult that openly practices animal cruelty. Anybody who watches it either on TV or as an audience member are complicit in that abuse.

2024-08-14 21:55:03

The KLF - supposedly the uncontrollable, untameable media terrorists of art - utterly fucked it when they unzipped the flies of Spotify then said thanks after. Enjoy your 0.004p.

2024-08-14 20:55:02

Those "reality is a simulation" people are the new flat-earthers.

2024-08-14 17:55:02

People should be pre-programmed at birth to live up to a maximum of 85yrs. Everyone has had enough at that point, and means everyone can financially plan their retirement with certainty

2024-08-14 12:55:04

The people who design the user interfaces for cars need to be hung, drawn and quartered. No one need to have half the screen taken up with the name of the radio station they have on, or have to delve through a billion menus to change the temperature

2024-08-13 23:55:02

People who don't wash their jeans have lower legs coated in months old piss.

2024-08-13 21:55:04

Tom Cruise peaked in Risky Business. Everything else is just the same old stuff over and over again.

2024-08-13 15:55:02

The Barclaycard ads with Rowan Atkinson were much funnier and better written than the Johnny English films they inspired

2024-08-12 22:55:02

No contemporary tv production comes anywhere close to what they achieved with their limited means in I Claudius half a century ago

2024-08-11 21:55:03

Even those against the idea of "playing god" would support any scientific efforts to alter the human genome to give us armoured toes, so that a light toe tap against the corner of the coffee table leg doesn't result in us nearly dying.

2024-08-11 18:55:03

Dear film makers. There has NEVER in the history of humankind been a remake that was better than the original. Sit down and read some indie author books from people who have great, unique ideas and no money to get them recognised.

2024-08-11 13:55:02

The Dutch are basically just tall Germans.

2024-08-09 22:55:02

Wrist watches are defunct. Completely unnecessary. If you're wearing one purely to show off wealth, you're a cunt.

2024-08-09 08:55:02

Everything doesn't happen for a reason and things will rarely work out for you in the end.

2024-08-08 11:55:03

Podcast hosts: Stop calling your podcast, a "pod". A pod (short for iPod) is the device the podcast is listened to on.

2024-08-07 21:55:02

Every television programme that has run for more than 5 seasons should be forced to do an episode replacing the main characters with Muppets, returning to normal in the following episode carrying as if nothing happened.

2024-08-07 09:55:02

The French have Champagne, the Italians Prosecco, and the Spaniards Cava. We have some superb sparkling white wines in UK but we need an identity. Can you think of a good name that'll sell the sector the world and get a UNESCO heritage award?

2024-08-05 21:55:02

Pointing out spelling, punctuation, or grammar errors is frowned upon by those who say it doesn't matter. Perhaps it shouldn't, but if Twitter has taught us anything, it's that errors will be leapt upon and your point ignored if you can't write accurately. Learn how to do it.

2024-08-04 22:55:02

By now there should have been a TV series about the Wars of the Roses, considering it inspired everything from Shakespeare to Game of Thrones.

2024-08-04 12:55:03

Keyboards need to find space for the degrees temperature symbol. Always have to copy and paste it in from somewhere as I have no idea how to type one. Definitely more used than: |^{}~

2024-08-02 20:55:02

There should be a Grand Theft Auto style game where you play as the police instead of the criminals. There hasn't been a decent policing game since L.A Noire was released 13 years ago.

2024-07-30 17:55:02

I'm a high ranking Freemason. I laugh loads when the conspiracy theorists say we are planning the takeover of the world or the next pandemic. Believe me, all Masonic lodges can't even plan a fucking quiz night, let alone organise world domination.

2024-07-29 17:55:02

Lost In Space was derided at the time for being a cheesy Matt LeBlanc vehicle. But it's stood the test of time well and is a very good sci-fi film.

2024-07-08 13:55:03

Football clubs convincing companies to spunk millions on shirt sponsorship is the biggest con going. No one has bought a product/used a service because they read it on a football shirt.

2024-07-08 12:55:02

New York state should be called New Yorkshire.

2024-07-07 20:55:02

Life is better at 20mph. Kids can walk and cycle safely. It's easier to pull out at junctions. Everything's calmer except dickheads that are frustrated with their sad lives.

2024-07-07 18:55:03

People that piss all over public toilet seats should be made to spend their weekends as a toilet cleaner. Pigs

2024-07-07 10:55:02

The first meal of the day is breakfast regardless of what time it is. You didn't "skip breakfast", you only delayed it.

2024-07-06 17:55:02

Getting into politics and becoming an MP should be seen in the same way as joining to military. It's a duty to the country, a service to the people. Not a fucking grift to line your own pockets with other people's money, everyone and everything a slave to your overwhelming greed.

2024-07-06 09:55:02

Why do so many racists live by the seaside?

2024-07-05 17:55:02

Duvet covers with zip closures are fucking brilliant

2024-07-03 22:55:02

I don't trust anyone who uses AI to create things. Using AI is a huge red flag that you can't think for yourself, and that you cannot educate yourself on how to make things for yourself.

2024-07-03 16:55:03

Sweet companies: If you include a lemon flavour sweet in your packs, there is no need for a lime. Give us peach or something.

2024-07-02 13:55:03

People who smack their children do so for a quick solution. The lesson they instil, especially in young men, that violence is the most effective means when things aren't going your way, is the rot at the heart of society.

2024-07-01 17:55:02

Swearing always sounds better in a northern accent.

2024-07-01 09:55:03

Those that go to bed really late have got it all wrong. They end up being tired and moody most of the following day. Bed early you wake up fresh, get shit done and aren't an arsehole for most of your waking day

2024-06-28 18:55:02

Microwave designers - just a heat button/dial and a time button/dial thanks. The rest is superfluous bollocks.

2024-06-26 09:55:04

Beef Wellingtons, well any Wellingtons for that matter are just posh Sausage Rolls.

2024-06-25 15:55:03

You never hear anything that will improve your quality of life through a megaphone

2024-06-25 10:55:04

If you want to get a cat you should be made to get the express written permission of everyone in a 2 mile radius. After all, we're the ones who will be cleaning up the piles of turds and dead birds for the next 10 years.

2024-06-23 23:55:02

Sure, The Simpsons should have been cancelled a quarter of a century ago, but so should Have I Got News For You, and at least The Simpsons didn't give free publicity to Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage.

2024-06-23 20:55:02

Consumption of alcohol should be banned from all forms of public transport, including trains. Those disagreeing are most likely smelly alcoholics. A ban would ultimately be for your benefit as well as your long-suffering fellow passengers.

2024-06-22 19:55:02

There was NEVER anything wrong with wired earphones. The tiny inconvenience of a thin wire was nothing compared to the fuckaboutery involved with wireless ones.

2024-06-20 20:55:02

Foods that are cooked twice are a massive, unnecessary energy use. Toast is the biggest culprit. Bread is already cooked to perfection. Toasters should be banned.

2024-06-20 15:55:02

Whoever redesigned Euston Station to replace the departures board with an advertising screen needs to be shamed. It took some effort to make that station worse than it already was but fuck me, you nailed it, champ.

2024-06-19 15:55:04

History is inconvenient as soon as you scratch the surface. If it doesn't make you uncomfortable then the history hasn't been fully researched.

2024-06-18 17:55:04

Reach PLC have single-handedly killed local news media with their abysmal website, the clunkiest page on the entire internet.

2024-06-16 19:55:02

The Royal Family should be subscription only. Those who want to follow their wacky antics and family dramas can pay the hefty bill for it all. The rest of us get to live in blissful ignorance of the national soap opera and maybe those taxes can be used for something useful.

2024-06-16 18:55:02

Gordon Ramsay is a shithead who normalises bullying and worker abuse in the hospitality industry

2024-06-14 13:55:03

Humans share 98% of the same DNA as apes and 44% of the same DNA as bananas. Given those similarities, I think I'm fine occasionally washing my hair with fairy liquid if I run out of shampoo.

2024-06-07 21:55:02

How are some people still convinced that everything should be a self-governing free market? It clearly doesn't work, the evidence is all around us

2024-05-27 22:55:03

Social Media "influencers" are like Tinkerbell. If you don't pay them attention they fade away. Stop paying attention to influencers. The world will be a better place without them.

2024-05-19 20:55:03

In the 90s and early 00s the internet was The Next Big Thing. It's now been well and truly strip mined by corporations. It's been chopped up, monetised, and sold off for profit. It's shit now and I am very ready for The Next Big Thing to be invented.

2024-05-18 10:55:03

Yes the UK definitely has the best plugs and sockets, but why are our light switches so shit? Those giant ones they have abroad are much better, you can judo chop the lights on and off.

2024-04-17 19:55:02

Forks are the troublemakers in the cutlery drawer. Always getting tangled up and sprawling about. Such a disappointment compared to the knives and spoons.

2024-04-17 14:55:02

Any cunts who use disabled parking spaces when they're not supposed to should get a one year driving ban. You're not a 'geezer' or 'a bit cheeky'. You're a shit.

2024-04-11 13:55:02

Warhammer dudes should get jobs as nail technicians, transferrable skills would be insane. Love the thought of beauty salons filled up with massive bearded blokes.