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2024-09-17 14:04:31

Im not scared of bears. Ive even came after one and chased it off my property with a baseball bat before. No fear whatsoever.
Now this buffalo chicken sandwich that I ate yesterday potentially being the reason for my continued suffering on the porcelin throne...
Makes me territied to eat the delicious leftovers. For fear that it is the cause of my firey painful anus.

2024-09-17 13:29:51

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Honestly this is a hard truth you dont want to hear. If homeschooling is not an option where you live. Then you need to have a family meeting. To discuss what values do you hold dear together and what is truly most important.
If the answer is ensuring that your child grows up in an environment where they actually learn valuable life lessons. As well as all the skills they need to be productive thriving members of society. Then any traditional schooling is no longer an option.
If this isnt possible where you live, then you have to reconsider your life choices. Such as your career and where you want to raise your family. If these factors are more important to you than anything else. Please consider relocating to a place where you are free to educate your own child freely as you see fit.
This may mean giving up your careers and way of life. Starting over, doing something different, and exploring the challenges this brings is worth it. The sacrafice you choose to make now will not be in vain. For your future and that of your children will become brighter than you can ever imagine. When you take this first step.

2024-09-17 13:15:51

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Personally I cant justify going to shooting ranges anymore. Ive seen far too many darwin award videos of stupid shooters fucking around. Then innocent bystanders finding out what happens when you are near them.
Give me good old fashioned steel targets in an empty woods any day of the week. Far away from the stupidity of others and in the company ot my own stupidity instead. Lol!

2024-09-17 13:10:00

Warning!!! Politically Incorrect post:
My ass is wrecked from pooping out shit to big and spicy for my tender asshole to handle. Made me wonder if this is how gay men feel after having taco bell and butt sex on date night...

2024-09-17 13:05:23

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I mean it could be, but honestly it just makes things easier when you can collaborate, build upon, and improve each others work gracefully.
Most developers arent looking at this from a political aspect. More like how can i build something i want without reinventing the wheel, cut down on my development time greatly, or getting my ass sued into oblivion.
FOSS is almost always the answer.

2024-09-17 13:02:09

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What is a seed signer?

2024-09-17 12:57:47

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Who said that being a hero couldnt also be highly profitable too. The ferengi from star trek taught me that.

2024-09-17 12:56:07

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Yup.

2024-09-17 12:54:59

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Stoicism helps greatly with this too.

2024-09-17 12:49:53

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My fucking entire experience during the plandemic trying to save as many lives as i could is now summed up in a single meme.

2024-09-17 12:48:30

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Its not anti diversity you dumb fuck. Its anti degeneracy. People are finally waking up to the fact that you lean too far left when your society accepts immorality.
Being gay was fine. Being a lesbian was cool. Being bisexual was alright too. We were alright with these after awhile, because these preferences happen in nature amongst many animal species.
Once they continued adding letters and symbols after the LGB. That is when genuine mental illnesses rode in on the curtails and forced their way in. With more and more fringe groups being added all the time. Such as furries, pedos, and many degenerate people with gender dysphoria. Who dont know which bathroom to use, but yet we are being told to accept them for who they are.
Theyve gone too far. Pushed us all way too fast to try and save their own asses. At this point society is justifiably beginning to push back righteously to restore honor, morality, and a sense of logic in a world gone insane.
These people need professional counceling and metal help. No more pandering, pretending, and catering to their ever expanding insanity.

2024-09-17 12:34:58

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This is just so wrong on so many levels. Someone send that kid to live with a wholesome family relative if they exist. This whore shouldnt be allowed to parent.

2024-09-17 12:29:32

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You gonna finish that?

2024-09-17 12:26:52

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This happens when you leave a baby in the crib for too long and dont hold them enough. Their heads flatten, because they are constantly laying down. Their heads are still maluable due to their softness.
This is why it is so important for parents to hold their children as much as possible. Dont just leave them in the crib for too long, because you supposedly have something better to do.
It causes physical damage that is hard to repair and psychological harm that lasts a lifetime.

2024-09-17 12:22:30

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Nope... nope..... nope.... and nope.

2024-09-17 12:16:06

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Timon and pumba!

2024-09-17 12:11:41

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Hope you feel better soon.
Also always remember when someome grabs your wrist. Then use your free hand to unholster your sidearm. Quickly show the person why it is in their best interest for self preservation of life that they let go of you immediately.

2024-09-17 12:08:16

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Well if it does go this way.
Discount satoshis ahoy!!!
That will be sweet to swoop in, pretend im a bank, gobble up as much satoshis on sale as I can. Then HoDL for 5 years.

2024-09-17 12:04:29

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I didnt know monkeys braided each others tails in yhe wild. Cool!

2024-09-17 12:02:19

How many people still have their natural immune systems entact by not getting the jab?
Those that did get the jabs, have you had any side effects, turbo cancers, or adverse reactions?
Just curious how many unmodified humans are left out there in the wild without their DNA being fucked with.

2024-09-17 11:55:13

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Tripple wield the Moderna...
Holy shit, I sometimes forget that people are so brainwashed that they are actually proud of being lab rats in a global experiment that killed off their natural immune systems.

2024-09-17 11:50:42

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No one cares about your propaganda. Fuckith the fuck off.