The Notorious D.O.G 🖕🏻

It was a blast actually. I can’t wait until he gets it all done. Squatting in an empty hull of a boat going hell bent down the river is a tad disconcerting. A couple of old dudes trying to fish got all boomerish about us, prolly had nam flashbacks or something

2023-06-07 15:24:17

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Kinda disappointed tbh 😒

2023-06-07 15:23:22

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🔥😏

2023-06-07 15:20:07

@npub1x7v…x42v I want some of what you were smoking last night, that TL is 🔥

2023-06-07 03:29:33

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I think your admin is a retard

2023-06-07 03:27:37

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How else would I see your metaphysical bullshit woman? 😤
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2023-06-07 03:22:22

Oh shid matty, I accidentally unfriended and refriended because this interface is retarded and all

2023-06-07 03:18:17

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Oh okay then
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2023-06-07 03:16:12

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Okay then. You on your own

2023-06-07 03:15:19

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Taser that bitch. He ain’t nothin. Fuck him

2023-06-07 03:14:00

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You know.
My rules.
I’ll bail you but I won’t visit you
You owe me before I speak to you
I own your lore and will use it for my own entertainment
I don’t forget anything

2023-06-07 03:11:39

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You gonna need bail

2023-06-07 03:10:46

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Yep. Empty pockets.
Why do you have wrestelmania tiks in your meth pouch

2023-06-07 03:08:34

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Yeah, I kinda would fr fr

2023-06-07 03:07:52

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Friend of yours?

2023-06-07 02:44:52

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We all know Shenandoah valleyins are #4 😬

2023-06-06 23:41:30

My oldest sister is one cringe bitch. There’s no way we’re blood related. No possible way. One of us is adopted. No other logical explanation

2023-06-06 20:35:43

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When it comes to a delicious burger, money is no object

2023-06-06 20:26:12

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I dunno what a flamethrower burger is but it seems it’s something I should know about

2023-06-06 19:39:36

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The only time I’ve questioned something was there was a Popeyes charge. And I hadn’t been to Popeyes. And I was a tad pissed that I missed out on chicken
Still salty rn actually

2023-06-06 19:27:39

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😤
I do audibly groan when I see the salon on the card statement

2023-06-05 03:05:12

D.O.G’s guide to the fediverse. This is a living document and I’ll edit it whenever the hell I feel like it
1. Sunday nights are either complete Facebook tier bullshit or the best two hours of the week. Stay tuned, you never know
2. Everyone that deletes, lurks. Say hi them once in a while cause they be searching their name
3. In case you don’t know, there’s apparently mormons around here trying to steal your vril 😠
4. Meatloaf is sacred
5. Nobody likes the French, and their bread is overrated
6. That nigger sui will torpedo N towers, you must continue regardless. Cause he’s a nigger
7. Just because you don’t like someone doesn’t mean others aren’t friends with them. Block. Move on and shut your mouth
8. If your friend is shit talking someone who’s blocked them. Why continue with their bullshit?
9. Dan is the resident Anglo
10. If you are anything other than Lilly White, don’t @ pixie
11. Everyone Journos hate, is a poast admin
12.

2023-06-03 23:32:01

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2023-06-03 19:12:03

Jesus. Having a bit of an existential. I just realized I can no longer hear my granddad’s voice. Who knows the Dutch slang word for either son or grandson? I can’t even hear that now

2023-06-03 01:39:23

I collect unusual taxidermy. I have a mounted piranha. I cleaned her tonight. I of course didn’t show my wife this until after marriage. I’ll share it someday when I don’t need to worry about a dox 🤭

2023-06-02 13:47:48

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Well it’s your standard fare meatloaf but it’s cooked in the slow cooker. Use a foil sling so you ca lift it out.
If you’re one of those weirdos that puts ketchup on top 🤮🔫 then you would need to put under the broiler to finish it off

2023-06-02 13:33:10

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No kidding

2023-06-01 00:56:25

KFC has hot wings?
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2023-05-31 21:47:12

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FUCK SAKE BITCH MOAR ABOUT IT 😡

2023-05-31 21:45:50

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Y’all are mentally ill
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2023-05-31 21:25:39

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That certainly explains the retardation

2023-05-31 20:33:00

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Penguin was a butt hole baby

2023-05-30 21:41:24

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2023-05-28 03:17:34

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My truck is diesel 🙄

2023-05-26 18:07:01

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Behold my interpretation
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2023-05-26 18:03:09

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Nigger I’d show you but you’ve already deleted it probably 🙄

2023-05-26 18:00:15

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Do the brick one 🙄

2023-05-26 17:58:28

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That’s all we really expect from your kind 🙄

2023-05-26 17:57:28

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She’s shy and doesn’t like her picture taken 🙄

2023-05-26 17:53:22

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And yet you’ve surprised me by being even gayer

2023-05-26 17:51:42

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That’s makes you look more gay if that’s even possible 🤨

2023-05-26 17:50:33

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Jeremy is badass, he and I are on our way. Put your helmet on 😤

2023-05-26 04:10:56

I just want you to know that the zoo heart emogi is sandwiched by Shit and nigger nanners so you get what you get from my sausage fingers 🤷🏻‍♂️
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2023-05-26 02:43:58

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🤣🤣🤣
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2023-05-26 02:43:15

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SHE HAD A BAD DAY 😤

2023-05-25 18:31:59

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If women are so proud of Lizzo why do they get so mad when I compare them to her?

2023-05-25 18:28:15

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I’m in 😃

2023-05-24 15:19:43

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I hate it because my wife will put “swiffers” on the shopping list and I have no idea which ones she wants. 😠

2023-05-24 13:42:26

That’s right, I swifferd
Swiffed this bitch
Did the swiffness
I’m the swiffinator
Swiffer, I hate that word 😠

2023-05-23 02:49:51

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#1 ingredient salt or “flavorings” = salt
Shit is so loaded with salt or (sugar) that it must be good.
Calm your world and eat basic at home

2023-05-22 18:16:19

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I honestly don’t know what any of it is, I just see the geeky boys and girls talking about this Linux thingy all the time on here 🤷🏻‍♂️

2023-05-22 16:10:03

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Me to lil tape worm “ hand me the cannon plug pliers”
lil tape worm: 😐 what’s cannon plug pliers
I just realized this shit has no training, HES AN IT GUY, they pulled him to be my escort/assistant 🤣
No wonder he doesn’t understand whatimsayin
I’m now calling him Linux tape worm. He seems to like the new name

2023-05-22 15:22:17

Going back to “work” , Brayden or however you spell it’s name has been sitting on a curb waiting for me to finish coffee. I think he has aids or polio or something. Tape worm maybe.

2023-05-22 12:01:13

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It’s so bad and to top it off my assigned assistant (read: bitchboy ) is wearing a Ukraine logo t shirt

2023-05-22 02:28:49

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What cancer is it?

2023-05-22 02:24:12

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Ffs, two things that can never go together
Don’t

2023-05-22 02:18:28

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Hates mashed potatoes
BLOCKED 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

2023-05-21 23:47:20

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I don’t get drunk on sundays 😤

2023-05-21 23:41:39

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DONT DELETE LIKE NIGGER BIRD 🔫😡

2023-05-21 23:41:20

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I bookmarked it so we can revisit when I’m drunk

2023-05-21 23:40:38

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It’s stupid

2023-05-21 23:39:58

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I like this guy

2023-05-20 16:31:22

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You too huh?

2023-05-20 16:07:47

There is seeds in my seedless watermelon
Big water melon “yes, but it’s seedless”
No, I can clearly see seeds.
“Yes, but it’s seedless”
No. No it’s not.
“Correct, yes, but it’s seedless”
THE ABSOLUTE GASLIGHTING BY BIG WATERMELON MUST BE HELD TO ACCOUNT 😤

2023-05-19 18:04:52

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What tf is wrong with you two 😡

2023-05-19 14:14:32

Okay negroes, I’m not even gonna name names, but those you who are “Axe” enjoyers and bragging about it in my thread have been marked for deletion from the fediverse. Elon has agreed to reinstate your gay twitters just in time for you to June pride post

2023-05-18 18:31:58

Kiki gets a little tipsy wipsy and everyone becomes Dr Fediverse.
Random dude gets arm chopped off, everyone “walk it off nigger”
🤭

2023-05-17 15:13:17

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We’re being serious Kiki, I don’t joke about pickles 🤨

2023-05-17 04:14:20

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You ever wake up at like 2 or 3 am, look at the fediverse and think “wow, these fuckers are arguing about salad dressing” and go back to sleep without commenting? Purdy much every night.
I’m watching you fuckers 🤨

2023-05-17 04:09:09

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It’s a fancy entrance with car port
A car umbrella with drip one could say

2023-05-15 14:08:04

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2023-05-10 20:25:27

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🤮🤮🤮🔫

2023-05-09 20:43:25

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Pics or it didn’t happen

2023-05-09 20:41:05

@npub1590…eua4 tell penguin we have an important agenda to discuss. Kiki just admitted to being a juggalette 🤭

2023-05-09 15:35:20

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It’s in Fulton Missouri. You can walk right up to it. What’s another chip in wall? Get you some of that commie concrete
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2023-05-09 15:14:42

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That’s impressive

2023-05-09 15:01:46

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2023-05-09 14:48:15

Post toolbox oddities
These are in my top drawer
Meteorite
Slope coin
Arrow for a long lost cross bow
Little army guy who’s traveled the world with me
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2023-05-06 23:02:35

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2023-05-03 02:06:30

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You know it’s a sad state of affairs when the chip aisle is bigger than the produce aisle

2023-05-03 02:05:15

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Is this real? I took my pick out in the wild

2023-04-29 18:03:16

Hattie, calm down!
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2023-04-27 02:35:04

Gotta parking ticket on my truck today. Odds of me paying it vs never driving through Alabama ever again?
Yeah, I’m not paying that shit 😤

2023-04-26 15:52:24

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I totally know boat demons, but this is missing hairdresser/stylists (usually named Tiffany)

2023-04-24 22:40:04

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No you twat, I’m not around regularly to mow. And my wife sure as hell ain’t doing it

2023-04-23 15:48:44

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Quit licking the windows, it makes it harder for us on the outside to see the retard antics

2023-04-22 15:24:33

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Oh gawd, I make a fantastic Italian sub
Ham
Genoa salami
Capocollo
Muenster and mozzarella
Toast
Dress with
Black olives
Pepperoncino
Dash oregano
Lettuce
Tom
And sauce
3 part mayo
1 part Italian dressing
Mix and squirt copious amounts
You’re welcome

2023-04-20 02:44:52

#[0]
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2023-04-19 03:03:51

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Drink some milk
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2023-04-18 03:47:14

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They already are. It’s just not advertised