Dan Neuman

🇨🇦Recovering engineer, ex-military (#RMC), ex-Jazz musician, triggered by injustice. Born 318.5 ppm CO₂. Raised in BC, but in Ottawa since 1990. Generation Jones, but never conservative. Joined Mastodon in April 2022.

Profile pic: myself against Canada's warming stripes
Banner: Cityscape of Cyberpunk 2077's Night City at twilight

GitHub: http://github.com/dneuman
Blog: https://dmn613.wordpress.com
Pronouns: He/Him

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2024-09-19 19:28:22

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Bachelor chow!
As an aside, I actually developed nutritionally complete meal replacement muffins. They were full of fibre, and I actually lost weight eating just them. But I hated making them. I can cook for 20 minutes every day, but not for 40 minutes every five.

2024-09-13 12:02:24

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For a second I thought the Minecraft world was round, but then I realized that was just the rendering distance.

2024-09-08 20:16:08

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The first time I saw Cirque de Soleil was the last time I had any interest in seeing animal circuses.

2024-09-05 16:45:16

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Borderlands wasn't horrible, and the Minecraft movie is for a younger crowd who may enjoy it.

2024-08-29 22:28:59

You are probably right, Danny Trejo.
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2024-08-15 21:20:54

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Maybe my app does this separately (Mona) though I haven’t tested this. The option seems to be there, though.

2024-08-15 21:04:02

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I think you can mute the conversation.

2024-08-14 18:40:50

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Whoa, for a second I thought this was an army ready to fight for the heart of Middle Earth.

2024-08-13 17:25:30

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Each person/account shows up as a separate magazine, right? Is there an easy way to combine them?

2024-08-13 16:56:29

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I can't help but feel sad that Americans do this to themselves.
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2024-08-11 17:11:44

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Good point. Same with cutesy insult names.

2024-08-11 15:55:19

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What if you paid me money for this special number, and later you could sell that special number to someone else for even more money!

2024-08-05 16:30:49

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I like that I can "see" the implied shape of the first cat in front of the second.

2024-08-05 16:08:41

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It can't be worse than crows, and I still don't mind crows. It would be more fun if they had the vocalisations of European starlings, though. Pew! Pew!

2024-08-05 15:02:07

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The thing is, when Calgary sees record drought, the windward side of the Rockies sees record flooding. This is the Rain Shadow effect, and is an obvious and inevitable effect of heating wind and oceans. So we get burning Prairies and drowning Fraser Valley. This will have devastating effects on our agriculture and forestry industries if money is your thing. #ClimateChange
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2024-08-05 11:37:39

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The difference being that using a CW doesn't cause it to appear on anyone's timeline who isn't a follower.

2024-06-28 00:38:59

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Ah, tomato powder! That would add the pizza pow.

2024-06-27 13:54:06

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I used books to escape reality. I used TV to escape reality. I used museums to escape reality. We all need a regular break from reality.

2024-05-13 00:32:13

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It's been a while, I'm afraid.

2024-05-09 16:29:41

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Still better than ChatGPT.

2024-05-09 15:22:56

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You left the door open again?