Queen Of Coffee / is on Nostr

Breakfast natto and rice. 13 tried it and was unsure. He didn't appreciate how funky it is.
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2023-09-02 01:01:27

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@npub1xsy…cevg @npub1nlt…t44t hey there. Stop trying to incriminate me.
It actually just stopped barking. So either another neighbor complained (I 'd put money on the old librarian Karen 2 doors down) or they finally took the dog in.

2023-08-25 22:20:28

The peanut butter whiskey is also pretty ok. I don't hate it. But it's 35% abv so maybe I should cook dinner before drinking all of it

2023-08-18 02:11:59

All of my boys were kinda extra today. In addition to 10`s dick joke at the grocery store, I tried to get 6 to try lychee. His response?
"I rather lick the bathroom floor."
So, if you are wondering if 6 year olds can be sarcastic, the answer is yes if they are related to me.

2023-08-03 15:15:59

I just bought a pair of mom jeans for the first time at age 44.
Omg. Why didn't you guys tell me how comfy these are. Not tight, not loose. Waist at my tits tucking everything in.
These are freaking battle armor. I will go forth and lead the minivan brigade.

2023-07-31 00:36:32

Just caught 12 letting a friend copy his summer reading homework.
I asked him and he said "Mom, he gave me $5, and my moral compass is a little weak."
I'm not even mad because I'd have done it for $5 too.

2023-07-12 21:50:36

When I die I want someone to take the flowers off my casket and toss them into the crowd to see who's gonna be next.