augustus pugin 🌖

there's an ice age coming

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2024-04-02 15:52:25

Good night SPC

2024-03-30 20:10:01

I would've liked to make it to 66,666 posts on here but looks like I'm going to just fall short

2024-03-30 19:31:30

how do you do the migration thing bros

2024-03-30 19:14:26

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@npub17ck…8txk
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2024-03-30 19:11:25

SPC is DDOSing the poasties notifs just as we planned all along
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2024-03-30 18:54:23

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@npub1pfr…6222 shitty tech stack not built for persistence, but for constant yummy update cummies

2024-03-30 18:51:14

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@npub17ck…8txk pls be patient with SPC's impending reincarnation

2024-03-30 18:49:55

>Shitposter World
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2024-03-29 23:07:33

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2024-03-29 22:35:01

Why is this line so good
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2024-03-29 22:17:37

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For me, it's simply gotta be @npub1quv…wmdz

2024-03-29 22:09:14

Take a stroll down the memorial SPC museum, see the greatest posts, re-read the most controversial threads, the forgotten users, experience it all

2024-03-29 20:34:58

Jim Carrey interestingly quiet about this issue from 2020 onwards
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2024-03-29 19:12:12

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@npub1tzg…nree what a letdown

2024-03-29 19:04:45

https://youtu.be/eKzU0fd7L0o

2024-03-29 18:49:11

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2024-03-29 18:48:23

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2024-03-29 17:38:13

One of the license plates on the cars pulled out of the Baltimore harbor after the bridge collapse was registered to a B. Sanders from Vermont

2024-03-29 17:32:40

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@npub1amh…tay5 that's not the gothic way
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2024-03-29 17:22:58

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@npub1amh…tay5 rare L post from you
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2024-03-29 17:21:38

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@npub1pfr…6222 the guy who first started it is buried inside it in the crypt (commies ransacked his tomb during the Spanish civil war and destroyed his architectural plans)

2024-03-29 17:00:19

>Sagrada Família
>Construction start: 19 March 1882; 142 years ago
>Completion date (projected): 2026
it's happening Sagrada bros, we're finally going to finish this bitch
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2024-03-29 16:04:53

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coming home from work to find ChatGPT in your bed, wearing your slippers, smoking YOUR pipe

2024-03-29 16:04:39

>AI Will Steal More Than Just Your Job
m-my wife??

2024-03-29 16:04:12

Boston dynamics big dogs galloping along the Ukrainian steppe shooting grenades out of their heads

2024-03-28 20:53:46

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@npub1msm…0dqu Patrick Lancaster claimed in one of his videos that he saw soldiers who believed that the Ukies at Marinka were under the influence of some chemicals and that they were jumping out of their trenches and running into fire with no concern for themselves

2024-03-28 20:49:24

verse: meh
chorus: snore
intro: cringe
bridge: what else ya get
pre-chorus: !!! o lawdy now we cookin senpai

2024-03-28 19:47:33

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Kick The C Out
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2024-03-28 19:41:50

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SP DUB
SP DUB
SP DUB

2024-03-28 19:41:30

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uh, I mean SPW

2024-03-28 19:38:03

if you think I'm migrating away to a non-Moon instance you can think again, I'm SPC 4 Lyfe
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2024-03-28 19:30:41

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@npub19ev…s343 wait what

2024-03-28 19:25:22

The Ogre does what ogres can,
Deeds quite impossible for Man,
But one prize is beyond his reach,
The Ogre cannot master Speech:
About a subjugated plain,
Among its desperate and slain,
The Ogre stalks with hands on hips,
While drivel gushes from his lips.

2024-03-27 19:47:42

>look up the Palestinian national anthem
>it sucks
thank you for reading my blog post

2024-03-26 23:52:39

>AI content is banned on Newgrounds
retvrn to tradition

2024-03-26 17:07:06

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@npub19ev…s343 I'm at 9% scraping the barrel of my knowledge, giving up

2024-03-26 16:19:44

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2024-03-26 14:47:41

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@npub1w6j…60pw I hear that
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2024-03-26 14:47:12

the illustrious Mr OG Roland Rat is coming under the malign spotlight of HopeNotHate for his much applauded appearance on GB News, I wish Mr Rat luck

2024-03-26 14:45:38

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@npub1w6j…60pw
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2024-03-26 14:43:29

Uncle Frank, the boys from down the grain pier, they're saying the bridge got hit by a bunch of pajeets aboard the Atlantic Light, they're saying Ziggy set them up
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2024-03-26 13:03:48

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@npub1enz…e904 yeah that's the only reason my score was what it was, because I've done these tests a lot and know how they work

2024-03-25 22:59:22

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2024-03-25 22:51:47

Those bits are passing through Florida, this is my jurisdiction damnit
>Not. Anymore.

2024-03-25 22:28:59

we finally made it onto the containment news channel, AAbros
https://youtu.be/JXGxpbY084c

2024-03-25 17:27:00

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@npub147l…vyrc it's nothing specific yet, just a lot of China bad, stop paying attention to Ukraine, look at China

2024-03-25 17:16:59

seems like they're rolling out the new China angle already

2024-03-25 12:23:47

you guys seen the scene in the new Halo video game where Master chief finally takes his helmet off and you see his face and he's black, and then he looks at the camera and says "also I'm gay"

2024-03-24 17:32:25

they're going to make Netanyahu step down and pretend that it solved the Gaza issue

2024-03-24 11:43:40

putting on my Sunday best to log onto SPC

2024-03-23 16:08:31

The West after terrorism: "Don't look back in Anger"
Russia after terrorism: [cutting off a terrorists ear and feeding it to him]

2024-03-23 14:18:18

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@npub13v6…hy07 Being John Meowkovich

2024-03-23 14:15:40

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they are also feeding it to him. don't do terrorism kids

2024-03-23 14:12:37

video coming out of one of the Moscow gunmen having his ear cut off already, things are gonna get grisly

2024-03-23 11:46:29

remember when that guy set himself on fire a few weeks ago and everyone said yeah nobody will remember this in a few weeks

2024-03-23 10:29:12

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@npub1kr9…vpk6 I couldn't think of one I just thought it was a funny take on McCain's line about Russia

2024-03-23 09:14:49

a solar panel masquerading as a country

2024-03-22 17:14:48

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2024-03-22 16:41:10

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say, might want to build some mighty fine fences around that melon patch!

2024-03-22 16:40:25

Stardew Valley: Orania edition

2024-03-22 16:13:20

I will go. I will do it. I will bell the cat.

2024-03-22 15:16:55

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@npub1zxa…dktv your score depends on whatever normalized distribution its compared against and how they get that sample and how representative it is, is never clear

2024-03-22 15:06:06

Rochko's Basilisk

2024-03-22 15:03:24

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@npub1cmy…q0un look the tests are just fun to do, okay

2024-03-22 15:00:54

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I actually wonder if this story is related to Trump trying to get together cash to pay off his bail money or whatever legal debts he's accruing and he needs some zany scheme

2024-03-22 14:58:46

I don't believe this shit is real but this is what I got anyway
test here: https://test.mensa.no/
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2024-03-22 14:43:36

>Donald Trump’s Truth Social network approved to go public by shareholders
when are we getting that SPC IPO going?

2024-03-22 14:43:10

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@npub1g4h…vjuh humiliation ritual

2024-03-21 13:22:49

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@npub14jq…nnex Diem trying to flee Saigon with a bunch of gold bars in his suitcase like he's in Die Hard 3

2024-03-21 08:31:45

it's funny that one of the things that got Assange heat is releasing Afghan war diaries 14 years ago and since that time US has abandoned Afghanistan but still wants to prosecute him for exposing their war being a failure. kinda feels like the ship has sailed

2024-03-21 08:08:52

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@npub19ev…s343 I like their original 1945 flag
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2024-03-21 06:45:21

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>Four-year-old Heide, who had tonsilitis and wore a scarf around her neck, turned back to look at Misch, giggling, and teasingly said, "Misch, Misch, du bist ein Fisch", or "Misch, Misch, you are a fish", just before her mother led her and her siblings upstairs. Misch recalled later that he suspected what was about to happen and would always regret not intervening.[37]
dark and sad
Heide was a daughter of Goebbels and was later cyanided btw

2024-03-21 06:43:55

>In a 2005 interview, Misch called Downfall "Americanized" while comparing what happened in the film to what happened in real life, stating that although it portrayed the important facts accurately, it exaggerated other details for dramatic effect, such as the film's characters screaming and shouting when in his recollection most people in the bunker spoke quietly. In the interview he also expressed some skepticism regarding Hitler's role in Nazi atrocities. He also opined that "Neo-Nazis" did not exist but were rather just patriotic people, and that the US invaded Iraq in 2003 to enrich Israel.[57]
based no nonsense Fuhrerbunker bodyguard
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2024-03-21 06:41:07

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also the wiki article refers to the process of Korea being occupied by two external superpowers who carved out their spheres of influence on the peninsula and pushed each into war with other as Korea's "liberation"

2024-03-21 06:39:54

>In December 2023, during his remarks at a Plenum of the WPK's Central Committee, Kim Jong Un accused South Korea of becoming a "forward military base and nuclear arsenal" of the United States.[6] At that time Kim announced that he had ruled out the possibility of reunification with South Korea through peaceful means and that North Korea must fundamentally change its relations with South Korea.[6]
>In January 2024, Kim called for the destruction of the Arch of Reunification, in a further step towards abandoning the goal of peaceful reunification.[7] In a speech at the Supreme People's Assembly on 15 January of that year, Kim called the monument an "eyesore" and, according to official media, ordered the constitution be amended to say the South was a "primary foe and invariable principal enemy".[8]
>The arch was demolished some time between 19 and 23 January 2024, according to satellite imagery.[9][8]
Based
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2024-03-19 00:19:37

no state solution

2024-03-18 07:49:47

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we wuz the rivers
we wuz the seas
we do as we please
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2024-03-18 07:38:20

>Danube is an Old European river name derived from the Celtic 'danu' or 'don'[16] (both Celtic gods), which itself derived from the Proto-Indo-European *deh₂nu. Other European river names from the same root include the Dunaj, Dzvina/Daugava, Don, Donets, Dnieper, Dniestr, Dysna and Tana/Deatnu.
WE
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2024-03-18 07:32:47

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>In 2022, there was a major heat wave in Europe. As a result, there was less water flowing in the rivers. As the water level decreased, a number of ship wrecks from World War II emerged in the Danube River. Many of the ships were from Nazi Germany's Black Sea Fleet and had been scuttled to stop them from falling into enemy hands.[45]

2024-03-18 07:32:21

Danube Delta
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2024-03-17 09:10:48

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@npub1kr9…vpk6 and in that moment the groin was euphoric, not for any phony donkey's blessing, but because he was enlightened

2024-03-17 09:02:42

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The Fable of the Football and the Groin

2024-03-17 09:00:26

The Fable of the Physicist and the Notes
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2024-03-17 08:58:40

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@npub1kr9…vpk6 The Slave Who Couldn't Stop Telling Shitty Stories

2024-03-17 08:57:45

>When Thales was leaving his house to look at the stars he fell into a ditch; while he was bewailing the fact an old woman remarked to him: "You, O Thales, cannot see what is at your feet and you expect to see what is in the heavens?"[5]
Astronomers, astrologists, scientists, astrophysicists unambigiously BTFO by Based Aesop

2024-03-17 08:57:03

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>The Mouse and the Frog and the Fox and the Snake and the Tortoise

2024-03-17 08:54:04

Aesop's fables are like:
The Cat and the Frog and the Hen and the Fox and the slightly fatter Fox

2024-03-17 08:53:34

>Belling the Cat is a fable also known under the titles The Bell and the Cat and The Mice in Council. In the story, a group of mice agree to attach a bell to a cat's neck to warn of its approach in the future, but they fail to find a volunteer to perform the job. The term has become an idiom describing a group agreeing to perform an impossibly difficult task.[1]
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2024-03-17 08:08:33

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2024-03-17 07:51:13

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I'm going to just stop playing it and hope it gets better, that's a good strategy.

2024-03-17 07:47:15

>According to the earliest source, Phaedrus, the story concerns a group of frogs who called on the great god Zeus to send them a king. He threw down a log, which fell in their pond with a loud splash and terrified them. Eventually one of the frogs peeped above the water and, seeing that it was no longer moving, soon all hopped upon it and made fun of their king.
>Then the frogs made a second request for a real king and were sent down a water snake that started eating them. Once more the frogs appealed to Zeus, but this time he replied that they must face the consequences of their request.
What did Aesop mean by this
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2024-03-17 07:40:51

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I think I saw a video of early Joanna Newsom on stage one time saying she melted candle wax onto her fingertips to make them more durable. I don't know if that was a nerve issue though

2024-03-17 07:40:04

>pick up guitar
>fret a single note
>instant nerve compression damage electricity shooting through my fingers from overplaying
bros its actually over

2024-03-17 07:39:22

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2024-03-17 06:59:38

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2024-03-17 06:58:56

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2024-03-17 06:23:28

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2024-03-16 23:55:37

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukraine_bioweapons_conspiracy_theory
Nowhere on this entire page does it mention the fact that Victoria Nuland is on film in a senate hearing in 2022 talking to Marco Rubio where she admits that these biolabs exist and are funded by US

2024-03-16 08:56:11

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2024-03-16 07:09:53

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