BlueTeamSherpa :verified: / is on Nostr

He/him, I share cyber wisdom, humor, and other info. If I’m upsetting Democracy’s adversaries. I’m on the right track. As a cyber pro and concert-level pianist, founder of PianoBarCon, and occasional melodica carrier at events.  My opinions don’t necessarily match my past, present, or future employers, but not for lack of effort on my part.

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2024-09-01 22:18:56

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if you’re trying to “know” me in the biblical sense, you can keep your boner to yourself, no matter how erect it is.

2024-08-31 23:56:52

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it’s unlikely but not impossible that these jerks could be tracked down in real life and that someone could give them a visit and a “talking to.”
They think it’s fun because they are horrible people and there are no negative repercussions. If someone shows up on their porch and only talks with them (or their parents), and makes it clear that next time it will be more than a talk, they may find something else to do.

2024-05-21 20:47:44

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so how do we shut it off and permanently disable it, without switching operating systems?

2024-05-18 23:55:00

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2024-05-02 09:50:56

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2024-04-28 16:34:11

• An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

2024-03-23 03:04:02

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maybe ask Hamas to stop bombing Israel and return the hostages. I’m sure Israel would like to not be compelled to prosecute a war against Hamas, who has vowed to genocide ALL Jews on the planet.