joelaw
Joe

Meat + Heat = Eat

Bitcoin is cool.

He whoth farted.

Public Key

npub1g5uydlluwlrkj9gr9hmsrace8qkh5xjfjeutlnpfylxdeguqe99smm0hjc

NIP-05 Address

joelaw@nostrpurple.com

NIP-57 Address

joelaw@walletofsatoshi.com

Profile Code

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Author Public Key

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Last Notes

2024-08-21 11:12:28

Good morning.
We need a cornmunism revolution.
Time to rise up fellow corners. Right angles welcome.
#bitcoin

2024-08-21 10:21:08

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I like how weird they are but with that fun Pepe vibe. Bitchin animation too.

2024-08-21 10:12:00

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Good morning.
These are really dope, who makes them?

2024-08-21 02:18:27

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He has admitted he does not own much gold. He's just a shiller.

2024-08-20 23:54:29

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Timing is key.

2024-08-20 23:47:51

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Yup.

2024-08-20 23:41:19

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The guberment saving us.

2024-08-20 22:39:33

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Saltines and sprite.

2024-08-20 11:10:17

Good morning.
For the fellow fiat miners, do you get paid twice a month, bi-weekly, weekly or daily?
I've experienced all four and weekly is the way. I'm a relatively responsible spender to begin with but its the best balance of getting your hard earned money quickly while having to keep the future in mind.
#nostrplebs

2024-08-17 02:55:10

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Are they young Clementine's?

2024-08-17 02:53:50

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Have Fun Staying Poor

2024-08-17 02:49:17

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I would call upon David Bowie to soothe the conflict back to chill.

2024-08-17 02:47:38

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That is terrifying.

2024-08-17 02:42:07

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Sweet n Spicy Bacon Burger from WhataBurger.

2024-08-17 01:57:17

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Link was heavy, but fun to play with.

2024-08-17 01:38:15

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Def don’t, I regret selling ours.

2024-08-16 23:46:00

Smash buy?
Smash Bros.

2024-08-16 23:41:34

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Same.

2024-08-16 23:40:58

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She a bad bitch. Soo awesome to hold the charge and let your foe forget you had it ready to fire. I struggled with the chain throw, and throwing was my bread and butter.

2024-08-16 23:38:41

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DKs back throw was the strongest. Not a fan but the ground pound was a lot of fun when they were trapped under a low curling area.

2024-08-16 23:35:39

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Bitcoin ain't got shit on twinkies. Just ask the cockroaches.

2024-08-16 23:34:11

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Crazy powerful, third fastest character but the up B was a major advantage for getting back from the edge.

2024-08-16 23:32:23

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Solid choice, second fastest character behind Falcon.

2024-08-16 23:25:50

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Captain Falcon was my jam. Who was your go to?

2024-08-16 23:00:51

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You will need a pail.

2024-08-16 22:39:31

Bitcoin will fail because hot pockets are making a comeback and corn dogs are forever.

2024-08-16 22:35:21

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Yup.
People also don't get that convenience is costly and quality saves money.

2024-08-16 10:12:30

Weeks and weekends are fiat.
Seasons are not.
Feeling the heat, but gotta keep showing up.

2024-08-16 10:01:27

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Gut reaction - she knows what she is doing, especially if the dude has brought it up with his wife and it continues.

2024-08-16 10:00:15

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This is the true test. Hypocrisy is revealing.

2024-08-16 09:34:23

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You can't triple stamp a double stamp.

2024-08-12 11:11:36

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Ask if they do a payment plan over the next 30 days for the amount owed in 3 days.

2024-08-12 10:38:57

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You digging it?

2024-08-12 10:33:21

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Sounds like the plan in Office Space.

2024-08-12 10:27:48

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One way to chizel away at that would be to encourage 5-10% in BTC cold storage and the remaining in physical gold as usual. Both should be protected and secured with the the same level of care and will serve the same purpose (in case it is needed someday down the road).

2024-08-12 10:18:10

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It do doe.

2024-08-12 02:38:14

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It is kinda like a superb owl doe, all wise n shit.

2024-08-12 02:33:05

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They have to fortify the fruit with iron so the astronauts get their minerals, and they use magnetic plates to keep them from floating around.
They cover it in the space book astronauts have to read before going to space.

2024-08-12 02:15:15

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And all the bitcoiners decreed GFY.

2024-08-12 02:03:15

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Oui oui poo poo.

2024-08-12 01:59:51

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I know I'm the fart guy and my replies don't matter but that shit was crazy. I'm fucked up for watching it more than 7 times trying to see where the glass shatters to estimate how many inches away from death home boy was.
Also thanks for sharing, enjoy the sats.

2024-08-12 01:51:43

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15*

2024-08-12 01:51:13

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If its 10 groups of letters/numbers that have to go in order then not having one single string may be confusing.

2024-08-12 00:33:05

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Just saw the date, hope you come check out Damus again someday.

2024-08-12 00:29:24

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Welcome! Damus is a solid choice. Give them feedback and they'll get some badass audio features going.

2024-08-12 00:24:31

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Checking these out.

2024-08-12 00:21:11

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Lol I wrote that in a confusing way my b.
What is the usefulness of the black locust tree?

2024-08-12 00:06:33

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So my current nsec can get a seed backup, but instead of words it'll be the above format?
Or do we still need to create a new nsec?

2024-08-12 00:01:22

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The CEO of MDMA has not submitted a bribe with the application for permission to help people.

2024-08-11 23:55:55

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@nprofile…hthk has made some good Nostr 101 stuff.

2024-08-11 23:54:00

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Microdose is the way.

2024-08-11 23:40:47

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Those are the cat equivalent of puppy dog eyes.

2024-08-11 23:22:09

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What was it?

2024-08-11 22:42:11

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Always has been.

2024-08-11 19:29:09

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Following hashtags of stuff you like is a good starting place. When you see notes with stuff you like you can follow that npub and check out who they follow. Getting a few hundred npubs to follow helps and you can follow more and follow less as needed.
Managing your relay list is a new paradigm for peeps coming over from the other platforms so that'll be something you can look into eventually.

2024-08-11 19:12:08

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This.

2024-08-11 18:45:59

Today we rest.
#catstr #footstr
https://i.nostr.build/NDxQFOsgV4ed2ig3.jpg

2024-08-11 18:11:59

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Mulch is the way.

2024-08-11 18:05:04

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Those thorns though.
What is their usefulness?

2024-08-11 18:03:40

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Its beautiful.

2024-08-11 15:00:39

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Luck favors the bold.

2024-08-11 12:23:39

Bitcoin Is Fucked
Bitcoin is fucked.
Our centralized, private, insider group of ultra wealthy bankers are going to give up control of the global resources and human capital they own.
Bitcoin is so fucked.
Our paid-to-puppet politicians are going to create policies and cast votes that put the interest of we-the-people front and center instead of they-the-beneficiary and the special interest groups that fund them above and below the table.
Bitcoin is super fucked.
Our platforms that own all of our deepest, darkest secrets and our means to instantly communicate with our friends, family and loved ones are going to start respecting us as individuals and earn our business based on honor, trust and quality of service instead of their monopoly might.
Bitcoin is totally fucked.
Our militaries are going to reject mandates from Weekend At Bernie’s presidents and congressmen that violate the Code of Conduct of the US Fighting Force, primarily Article VI:
I will never forget that I am an American, fighting for freedom, responsible for my actions, and dedicated to the principles which made my country free. I will trust in my God and in the United States of America.

2024-08-11 11:19:50

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Maybe Uber?

2024-08-11 10:56:45

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Hell ya! Knew a dude that made one out of an old life jacket.
Sewing is joining.

2024-08-11 00:45:29

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Warrior brain maybe

2024-08-10 23:36:21

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Predator.

2024-08-10 00:13:05

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Thank you.
There will be no lawyers during the zombie apocalypse, you're good.

2024-08-09 11:40:08

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rNVcYU_-s

2024-08-09 11:35:01

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In the movies when someone dislocates a shoulder someone either yanks on it or the injured slams their shoulder into something. What is the proper technique to relocate the arm back into the shoulder socket?
Similarly with fractured bone protruding from the skin, do you just push it back in place?
Working to improve my post-apocolypse field medic training.

2024-08-09 11:23:47

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I agree...until I watch another Barbara O'Neill video.

2024-08-09 11:20:25

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We need Detachment B.

2024-08-09 11:17:03

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Residential. Homes, farms and apartment complexes is mostly what they'll have me working. We service and install the gates and the operators.

2024-08-09 11:09:42

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Just checked my schedule and I'm riding out with El Jefe to get some gates training.
They just put me in a better work truck with a welder in the bed.
Things are looking up!

2024-08-09 11:06:43

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Good morning.

2024-08-09 10:45:54

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Read a little on their github last night, would a dumb dumb have issues with the GO stuff?

2024-08-09 03:09:58

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What client are you currently using?

2024-08-09 03:02:12

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I'm on Amethyst and it's not loading for me either.

2024-08-09 03:00:11

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Its like in Man On Fire. Rub em together then CLAP - gun shot sound.

2024-08-09 02:56:10

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People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.

2024-08-09 02:42:23

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A worthy goal is to have enough money that you stop thinking about money.
Bitcoin is deliberate, intentional money.
A worthy goal is to have enough bitcoin that you stop thinking about Bitcoin.

2024-08-09 02:31:04

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The cherry on the shit sundae was when I got a letter (yup snail mail) informing me that a dentist office I went to got hacked and PII as well as images of my teeth were stolen.

2024-08-09 02:27:57

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When bitcoin moons we getting some mad blutz waves up in this bitch.

2024-08-09 02:09:26

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Thanks for posting this, the nerd in me wanted to point out they got Super Saiyan 4 wrong.

2024-08-09 01:54:10

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If you already have a Strike account then you have a lightening address (tap the little head and shoulder symbol in top right corner then tap profile button). You can change your name section and it will change your lightening address if its available to use.
In whatever Nostr client you're using Copy/paste it into the lightening address section under "edit profile" when you are viewing your own profile page.

2024-08-09 01:01:17

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Let’s see a cyber truck push that bad boy around.

2024-08-09 01:00:32

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Welp, smoke if you got ‘em.

2024-08-09 00:54:37

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Get some assless chaps too…just in case.

2024-08-09 00:50:47

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Get some.

2024-08-09 00:50:09

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I should turn my truck into a mad max truck now before I need it.

2024-08-09 00:43:52

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The messed up part is you can’t hide from something like this even if you keep your old car running.
With cameras everywhere they see your license plate and can push a button to have a self-driving car run into you/run off the road if you’re a malcontent on their list.

2024-08-09 00:39:12

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Holy shit that’s dark……because its true.

2024-08-09 00:08:40

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"Ally to good, nightmare to you."

2024-08-09 00:02:50

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Ty! Mutiny failed so zapped your reply.

2024-08-08 23:57:33

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I’m trying to pull out of the US lol

2024-08-08 11:39:06

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No incentive to be a douche canoe.

2024-08-08 11:32:45

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If their BTC treasury is on their Coinbase account, then no lol.

2024-08-08 11:28:45

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MSTR Bitcoin strategy. Need strong cash flows and an individual with majority control.

2024-08-08 11:11:54

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Check and check on the first two. Thank you Lighthouse and Queen!
Mutiny gave an error about LNURL for Lighthouse so I zapped your profiles through Amythest.

2024-08-08 11:02:38

Testing out wallet of satoshi for the first time. Would 10 plebs mind sending a 10 sat zap on this note to test if it's working after adding to my nostr profile?
Comment below if you do and I will zap you back 10 sats from my remaining Mutiny wallet balance (trying to empty that out).
#plebchain #asknostr

2024-08-08 10:57:41

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Sorry to hear that. Kidney stones muy malo.