nutsling / is on Nostr

men's microbikini enthusiast, weapons grade himbo and proud #Christian father of the three most beautiful girls in the world | precision screwdriver aficionado | #bouncebois

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2024-04-02 03:53:16

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2024-03-12 20:11:04

some guy in the waiting room has a very loud yoda saying “mHMM message from the dark side it is” sound when they get a text and would it surprise you to know they are getting a large number of texts

2024-02-07 06:01:37

if you can’t be alone tonight, queen, my DMs are open
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2023-12-27 15:28:41

it’s so cool that “guy who was right about two things in a row twenty years ago and not a single thing ever since” is still a media career path you can have

2023-12-21 15:26:12

oh no duke nukem is transported to ancient greece to do battle with time traveling aliens who intend to disrupt the human timeline; still finds tons of shotgun shells scattered about on the floors

2023-12-15 03:37:23

its time to kick ass and have gay sex with my boyfriend…and im all outta kick ass
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2023-12-01 05:21:31

hate to be That Guy but every major iOS update that promised an improved keyboard actually brings an editor more hostile to editing than ever before, my fucking god with this thing

2023-07-18 02:36:12

cant believe i woke up at a reasonable hour today

2023-07-16 03:14:15

lotta fucking freaks responding to any mention of blockchain rn

2023-07-13 18:38:36

bluesky status update: a “protocol engineer” removed some slurs from the slur list that the community had recently added

2023-07-13 18:38:36

bluesky status update: a “protocol engineer” removed some slurs from the slur list that the community had recently added

2023-07-01 20:44:10

putting restrictions on blue checks but not on free accounts is hilarious

2023-06-30 16:58:55

manass

2023-06-27 03:15:09

i won’t begrudge anyone who uses dark mode at night, but if you have permanently fixed dark mode you are a ghoul

2023-06-04 22:41:38

i occasionally remind people that the power holders largely believe christ will not return to Earth until we use up all its resources and they look at me like im making shit up but then occasionally we get to see it in headline form
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2023-05-08 22:23:20

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@npub1ynu…uvh3 i went to the end of history and all i got was this lousy culture war