The Feral Housefire After Dark

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2024-09-20 02:57:18

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@npub14s2…0qgv oh man! Makes me want to pull my valentine out of storage

2024-09-16 02:57:23

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@npub19jf…gfzu ooh I was just reading about that, seems like some very fucked up things happened during filming and they had to move to the DR to finish. I definitely want to see it.

2024-09-15 14:53:48

I believe zombies are real (kind of). This legendary Men’s Journal Zombie article is relevant once again. A sober look at Haiti and its secret societies from a first person perspective. https://www.mensjournal.com/travel/into-the-zombie-underworld-20130108

2024-09-14 17:27:50

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@npub18su…nd38 hear hear!

2024-09-08 14:46:14

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@npub1d5f…sk2f she is stacked and I’m sure it helps sell shirts haha

2024-09-07 16:46:18

(This is not OC)
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2024-09-05 22:17:21

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@npub18su…nd38 Dwight yoakam takes issue with this and I stand with him.

2024-08-27 19:37:12

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@npub12hn…jefx I remember my dad picking me up from somewhere inexplicably still dressed in full road bike gear; shorts and jersey and clip-in shoes. I died.

2024-08-26 20:20:41

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@npub13qr…vxnk when I learned about fractional reserve, I could not think about much else for weeks. He was right.

2024-08-26 14:20:30

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@npub1q96…5fe2 I was talking to guy last week who hauled an estimated 44000 beer cans to the a scrapyard, all of which were consumed by him and his buddies. Impressive.

2024-08-26 14:05:08

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@npub1yev…f08e that is an extremely cute little dog

2024-08-24 15:43:03

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@npub1zdp…zq2j sounds like fun. Both my dogs have hated water, no matter how I tried.
Just be on the lookout for all that deadly algae and bacteria and stuff.

2024-08-24 14:29:18

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@npub1a06…p7uv I saw this car in eastern Washington. The guy is nutcase in the best way. He takes it skiing.

2024-08-24 14:28:07

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@npub1zdp…zq2j I have seen just about every dog/human fitness activity including paddle boarding, rollerblading, rollerblade sled team, bicycling, and rowing but I have never seen a dog just swimming alongside a human.

2024-08-20 02:49:10

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@npub1yev…f08e I don’t know anything about toads but I love them! Glad you saved the little guy. We have one that lives in our pool and he is my little buddy.

2024-08-18 02:40:00

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@npub1a06…p7uv I read on a gossip account that he only bangs ladies while wearing headphones. Sounds more dehumanizing than calming but whatever

2024-08-18 02:36:22

Steak isn’t that great. I said what I said.

2024-08-16 23:31:28

As a housewife, think I have gravely underestimated the importance of driving fast and listening to Iron Maiden. It increases my job satisfaction by a nice amount.

2024-08-16 15:00:57

Best comment: maybe she’s barn with it, maybe it’s neeeighbelline
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2024-08-09 15:01:15

Is this astronaut situation basically Gilligan’s Island in space?

2024-08-08 16:40:23

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@npub13qr…vxnk of course. And sometimes I put one of the cats in charge, although none of them are very responsible.

2024-08-08 02:37:19

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@npub18xj…juxh I don’t know why but canned mixed drinks are always bad. Always.

2024-08-05 16:39:13

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@npub12hn…jefx if I had half his confidence I’d take over the world

2024-08-03 15:37:25

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@npub1ec6…yn73 ugh you reminded my car threw out a service engine soon code yesterday.

2024-08-03 02:55:48

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@npub1xqp…anry I thought jk Rowling was canceled

2024-08-02 15:01:59

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@npub10f4…nca9 well I know what I want for my birthday now

2024-07-24 18:33:26

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@npub10f4…nca9 chicken katsu/teriyaki combo platter, complete with weird plain iceberg salad. No one does teriyaki like Seattle.

2024-07-20 14:05:17

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@npub1xz8…9vps wasn’t it after Joe’s bedtime or sundowner start time or whatever?

2024-07-19 17:17:44

Unfortunately, it looks like white boy summer is set to escalate.
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2024-07-19 15:49:25

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@npub1ttw…67ld she just looks emotionally unstable. He definitely can do better.

2024-07-19 02:19:00

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@npub1ttw…67ld we were just looking at a pic of her, she really looks unnatural and weird. Nobody has real lips anymore but she goes way beyond that. Buccal fat removal possibly.

2024-07-18 16:10:27

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@npub1a06…p7uv “they missed” go ahead and say “he.” No one cares if you misgender a dead assassin.

2024-07-16 21:57:06

I’m going to be a mean girl for a minute: this woman needs to put on a bra.
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2024-07-15 23:48:04

RFK Jr has been granted secret service protection and he no longer needs Gavin De Becker. I’d stick with Gavin, myself.

2024-07-12 18:25:43

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@npub1xp5…jcs3 the angle grinder. The axe. I’m guessing this wasn’t a straightforward parts removal.

2024-07-11 18:36:06

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@npub1xz8…9vps nothing but childcare. I burned myself out babysitting and camp counseling. After high school, I got an office job that was a much better fit.

2024-07-08 17:26:22

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@npub12qh…wqrt re-writing pandemic history as a quaint cozy time instead of mass tyranny and fear. Gross. And can I have some kind of reward for resisting the social pressure to watch Tiger King?

2024-07-08 17:24:29

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@npub1xz8…9vps I’m thinking Sharp Dressed Man. I was an infant but for meme purposes I’m playing this game.

2024-07-05 16:03:29

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@npub1zdp…zq2j yes, to jail the five justices and some are even saying to kill them. Nutcases.

2024-07-05 15:45:51

Because of my interest in fashion and sewing, I follow some far left wing people on instagram. So far, they have been silent on Biden. Seems the rank and file have not yet received their matching orders. Just circling the wagons around the Democratic party as a whole and freaking out about project 2025. It’s always a weird moment when the groupthink hasn’t taken root yet.
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2024-06-28 03:32:34

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@npub18su…nd38 I am intoxicated and I did not even watch the debates. We are not the same.

2024-06-20 14:10:14

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@npub1xz8…9vps macaroni and cheese. Both homemade and Kraft. Biscuits and gravy.

2024-06-19 13:53:14

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@npub12qh…wqrt I miss eating Dick’s. Those limp fries were great.

2024-06-19 13:51:53

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@npub12qh…wqrt Anal rail gun is a good hardcore band name

2024-06-17 21:24:05

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@npub1d5f…sk2f ewww. I didn’t know that happens

2024-06-17 18:34:22

New favorite Charles Bronson clip.
That device is like a Dustbuster or something. The way it wiggles is amazing.
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2024-06-15 23:27:16

Our chicken looks like she’s boring the other hens.
“Actually Janet, it’s not federal, and it’s not a reserve. “
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2024-06-14 21:25:45

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@npub14s2…0qgv is she paid by the word?

2024-06-08 16:14:29

Ethics discussion: Using up toilet paper but leaving an extra roll on the floor. Good? Evil? Neutral?
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2024-05-26 16:21:53

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@npub12hn…jefx Ivan Mammothovitch :) :)

2024-05-22 03:14:06

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@npub1ttw…67ld that face is special. I’m so sorry.

2024-05-13 00:13:39

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@npub1q66…us4s if there was a predator that scared them badly, it could put them off food for a day or two.

2024-05-10 15:39:51

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@npub12hn…jefx my husband will send me to get a tool from the garage and describe it with an incorrect color. Like, there’s a torx driver kit in a red box. I find it, the box is yellow. It’s a running joke between us.

2024-05-01 17:48:46

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@npub1wd6…a8q8 I have loved my dogs very much but I have never ever considered them my children.

2024-05-01 17:12:29

Am I insanely rural in my thinking, or was the Kristi Noem dog thing not that bad? It was dumb to put in a book, I’ll grant that.
Seems like if you have an aggressive, untrainable working dog, it’s better to put it down than to make it someone else’s problem.

2024-05-01 14:12:44

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@npub1ttw…67ld makes the phone in the bra easier too.

2024-04-30 22:24:58

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@npub1ttw…67ld it really is an unusual physique. It’s damn hard to look good in a strapless dress even if you do have a waist.

2024-04-21 16:32:22

Serious question: what would you do if your (formerly ?) beloved 17 year old cat started pissing on the wall next to the litter box daily?
He has been to the vet and there is no medical explanation for this. He has an ideal litterbox with steps. It’s scooped twice daily.
Make some kind of cat urinal and just let him do it? Prozac? Euthanasia?
Pee pads taped to the wall sort of work, but he pees under them.
This is ruining my day every day.

2024-04-08 23:56:50

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@npub1a06…p7uv this era was peak style

2024-03-31 19:50:34

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@npub12hn…jefx I see OFC as “of fucking course”.

2024-03-30 20:16:55

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@npub12hn…jefx that cop was assigned to the town where I used to live (which was not where the incident occurred) and I rode my motorcycle there frequently. This whole thing was very close to home.

2024-03-26 21:44:33

I hate to toot my own horn, but the people must know about the genius idea I had to make brownies in a madeline pan. Perfect edge to center ratio.
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2024-03-25 18:32:10

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@npub1zdp…zq2j happy birthday!

2024-03-23 16:42:41

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@npub12hn…jefx @npub1xp5…jcs3 @npub1x86…kmya seriously, this is the weirdest part. Why do they make videos of these things? Why do people watch them?

2024-01-22 17:53:02

I finally got around to eating my last pumpkin. It was our first time gardening here in Texas. We got a very late start and we had drought to contend with, so I was pleased to have anything edible. The variety is Autumn Buckskin and it is delicious. I also find it very amusing that it’s classified as a “stacking” pumpkin.
#otg (this hashtag is an attempt to catalog any toots related to self sufficiency, homesteading, etc)
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2024-01-14 20:24:52

I can’t wait for the drama to die down so we can all get back to the business of shitposting, being embarrassing, being heartwarming, making real connections, blocking one another, cat pictures, and wild conspiracy theorizing .
Some of y’all are way too invested in your parasocial relationships, but you can still have real (online) relationships here and no one is taking that away.
Anyway, here’s a cat.
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2024-01-14 17:53:04

Are we the cool kids smoking on the porch at the party? If so, I just wanted to tell you all the guy in the nun costume is on acid, ignore him.