Gardiner Bryant

Follow me for biased opinions and bad takes. President of Heavy Element, FOSS fan, Linux zealot, Steam Deck gamer.

Known for my YouTube channel and my video games

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2024-09-20 14:31:02

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@npub18p4…xjng nuclear energy is necessary to address climate change.

2024-09-20 14:29:56

Mastodon proves that human-driven curation is superior to algorithmic curation in every single scenario.

2024-09-18 02:04:11

Mozilla is compromised. It's sad.

2024-09-17 16:46:29

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@npub1468…7x5w lol he's a great character

2024-09-16 13:46:12

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@npub1w0z…ng82 it was the episode with The Gentlemen. I saw the hands come into the shots and I immediately was like "that's Doug Jones." Then I looked it up and I was roght

2024-09-16 00:50:10

I'm watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer and, based solely on the hand movements of a one-off character, I identified the actor. I'm such a nerd. Lol

2024-09-14 02:45:47

The latest post over on my new website is live right now! https://thevacationlanders.com/posts/home-kitchen-cafe

2024-09-13 00:32:40

I've decided to premier my Steam Deck news video right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wRuFyN7nvQ

2024-09-12 02:49:24

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@npub1wwt…3kdf Affinity Photo 2 is the best paid photo software on the market. I have their big three as a replacement for Adobe and they work great!

2024-09-10 02:02:23

I had a great time doing client work the last two days. Got to travel and see the sights. And we had lunch at Main Street Markets in Rockland, Maine!
https://thevacationlanders.com/posts/rockland-main-street-markets

2024-09-07 23:39:23

I love the idea of using the ⁂ as a symbol for the Fediverse. Though my biggest issue with it is that at this scale it appears to be three dots rather than three asterisks.
Also, using CTRL + Backspace will not only delete the ⁂ symbol, but also the word before it. My expected functionality would be to delete just the one character (and perhaps any preceding white space).
Minor annoyance, I know!
https://symbol.fediverse.info/

2024-09-06 00:24:44

Guys. Linkin Park has a new lead singer and her voice gives me chills. https://www.youtube.com/live/IL1nlWOciL0?si=5ZdqdsjtBWhoDRSl

2024-09-01 03:20:10

I had dinner this evening at one of Maine's best pubs. Read about it here!
https://thevacationlanders.com/posts/2024-08-31-mainely-brews

2024-08-31 18:29:18

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@npub148y…kazv good for you! Very happy to hear it. 😁

2024-08-30 04:36:14

https://thevacationlanders.com/posts/2024-08-29-belfast-summer-nights

2024-08-30 04:16:36

We had so much fun at Belfast Summer Nights!
https://thevacationlanders.com/posts/2024-08-29-belfast-summer-nights

2024-08-27 12:08:38

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To clarify, I was trying to find a Homestar Runner quote. I thought it was "pooping and farting all over the place" but this morning I think it was "growling and pooping all over the place."

2024-08-27 04:51:05

This is it. It's time to call time of death on AI. This is peak AI Slop.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/113/032/179/468/585/382/original/19164b354fb38584.png

2024-08-27 02:43:07

We just posted another #adventure here in lovely #MidcoastME #maine #TheVacationlanders
https://thevacationlanders.com/posts/schooner-charm

2024-08-25 15:59:53

I just wrote a press release for our Vacationlanders blog!
https://heavyelement.io/news/the-vacationlanders-launch

2024-08-25 06:17:01

I'm really excited to have launched my new website: The Vacationlanders. It's a travel blog that my friends and I are writing. Check out my first post! https://thevacationlanders.com/posts/a-beautiful-afternoon-at-stone-tree

2024-08-24 18:00:07

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@npub1q6e…yyzk I use tons of jJS on my site and it's blazingly fast.

2024-08-24 17:06:35

Can someone explain to me why websites like Geico, Turbotax, and Dun & Bradstreet have such insanely long load times with multiple redirects and HTTP requests to load a single page?
It seems like the most ridiculously inefficient way to handle web requests.

2024-08-24 16:40:23

Did I mention that the local newspaper covered Dudelings? https://heavyelement.io/news/bdn-dudelings

2024-08-20 02:18:24

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@npub1qfj…wa8x yes. I am. It's only one of the many client accounts I'm logged in to that look like this. Wowzers.

2024-08-19 23:45:22

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@npub1kf8…20j0 I have 4k monitors but this one is a screenshot of the whole page created by Firefox

2024-08-19 21:50:36

This is what YouTube looks like, now... I guess. Yikes. #youtube #webdesign #badwebdesign #webdesignismypassion
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/990/893/625/855/094/original/106847830023e56b.png

2024-08-19 16:42:40

I had so much fun working on this podcast with my client!
https://heavyelement.io/news/camden-famous-season-1

2024-08-16 16:20:23

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@npub18p4…xjng no, not "piracy."
"Piracy" is an appropriated term used by the software and media industries to villainize copyright infringement.

2024-08-08 12:23:10

I've decided to give up coffee because it just hasn't been agreeing with me. Lots of anxiety, heart palpitations... The works.
Well, I'm on day four of caffeine withdrawals right now. My head is pounding, my whole body aches, my eyes are sensitive to light.
And the most perverse thing about all of this? I only drink decaf because I'm so sensitive to caffeine.
Day four of decaf withdrawals. ✨✨

2024-07-27 19:41:45

In case you missed it, I just published a build of my game Dudelings: Arcade Sportsball for Android. It's available on Itch.io!
If you already own Dudelings on Itch, you can download the Android version!
https://heavy-element.itch.io/dudelings

2024-07-27 03:57:36

🚨🚨 I ported my game to Android 🚨🚨
https://heavy-element.itch.io/dudelings/devlog/771760/an-android-build-yep

2024-07-24 20:08:10

I had to Google "brat slang" because I suddenly started hearing everyone say it. "Brat summer" this, etc.
Then I realized that most of the kids using that term don't know how to Google something. It made me a little sad.

2024-07-20 14:07:18

I'm genuinely flabbergasted as to why people don't like it when private clubs (which is what all websites are) have rules that must be followed in order to be part of the club.
Don't like the club's rules? Don't bitch about it. Find somewhere else.

2024-07-20 13:58:25

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@npub1vfe…5qt5 this is supposed to be... upsetting?

2024-07-20 13:00:41

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@npub1vfe…5qt5 don't make me troll you too. Unironic use of the term "woke" is a **crime** in my book. It deserves the utmost disrespect and extensive mockery.

2024-07-20 11:20:36

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@npub1l7k…szhj oh in definitely being a jerk lol
I know what they think "woke" means, so I mock them for employing baby memes in place of proper discourse.

2024-07-20 00:34:48

I absolutely love trolling shitty comments on my channel. Some guy complained about Nexus Mods being "woke" (whatever the hell that's supposed to be) and I've just been trolling him hard. 🤣🤣

2024-07-16 00:57:22

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2024-07-16 00:57:10

For my own piece of mind: 43e736df7a66e4de39e2569b8d13df2fde397864

2024-07-15 21:48:33

If you could have any superpower what would it be and why is it the power to alphabetize alphabet soup?

2024-07-13 21:34:55

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@npub1gu3…vmzq I've read (but haven't tried) that they work with Linux.

2024-07-13 20:50:26

So... Affinity Photo 2 is actually an incredible program. I wish there was a FOSS offering that could compete with it. Anyone know of one?

2024-07-13 19:47:13

I've spent the better part of today preparing to reveal my next game. I'm so excited it hurts!

2024-07-11 19:20:08

So @npub1a52…kpf4 just posted a video and I'm EXTREMELY proud of her. Go check it out. It's really funny. https://youtu.be/5WFjoORe5sg

2024-07-11 12:53:22

My game Dudelings: Arcade Sportsball is still 20% off (only $3.99) for the next FOUR HOURS ONLY!! Make sure you get yourself a copy since there's a beta for the upcoming feature update "2ND BASE" (dropping July 18th)!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1905160/Dudelings_Arcade_Sportsball/

2024-07-11 00:24:07

I'm coding right now on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/live/BHJ4u6-xLbo?feature=share

2024-07-06 12:47:31

Congratulations on 15 years @npub1tvq…l6jk https://youtu.be/jjqS6u7r6w8

2024-07-05 15:37:00

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@npub1h4y…ntza I still follow ya, bud!

2024-07-01 17:55:44

Well, the Supreme Court just instituted "Secret Hitler" rules.

2024-07-01 09:42:55

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@npub150q…k9uu Biden is the best president in recent history. Certainly in my lifetime. His debate stumbles are no reason to abandon him. Most Americans know that. Trump simply cannot win.

2024-06-29 00:35:04

I'm live right now on YouTube! https://youtube.com/live/LjSX4PN19OU?feature=share

2024-06-22 19:32:14

Congrats to Yoshi H., winner of the KK3 Giveaway! Expect an email at the address you signed up with from my (at) heavyelement.io email address!

2024-06-22 17:58:09

My PC crashed while streaming, so I'm live again, this time with a new URL! https://youtube.com/live/ss6WhlIwFUM?feature=share

2024-06-22 15:32:12

I'm live right now on YouTube doing Godot development LIVE! Stop in and say hi!
https://youtube.com/live/A3rjJwqAz6I?feature=share

2024-06-21 19:23:22

We live in a world of nonsense and chaos. Case in point: `gray` is darker than `darkgray`.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/656/239/857/934/372/original/3d91d65f04be9bcd.jpg

2024-06-21 19:12:00

We like in a world of nonsense and chaos. Case in point: `gray` is darker than `darkgray`

2024-06-20 16:26:19

The word "delve" is used in this article. Does that mean it's AI slop? https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4731168-supreme-court-repatriation-2017-tax-law/

2024-06-20 03:14:40

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@npub1umt…lhmy speciesist

2024-06-17 19:00:47

I'm live on YouTube right now! https://youtube.com/live/zUYzQX0qJ3k?feature=share

2024-06-12 23:12:55

So apparently YouTube is working on injecting ads directly into the video stream.
I actually think this is a neat idea as it will mean that YouTube has a greater financial incentive to move users to Premium.
Injecting ads into the video stream = more money/compute time per view = paying customers cost them less
Also, this should theoretically be better for privacy.
However, knowing Google, they'll mess it up big time. 🙄

2024-06-11 02:53:36

We're really excited for our first newsletter "This Week @ Heavy Element."
Get subscribed because next week we're doing a giveaway!
https://mailchi.mp/96cec52ec2d5/this-week-heavy-element?e=2e5eaa3b77

2024-06-10 15:06:51

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@npub1w0z…ng82 I almost exclusively drink decaf because I'm *extremely* sensitive to caffeine.
I'm about as high on caffeine as I have ever been right now. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

2024-06-10 13:07:14

First time drinking espresso in a minute and I'm now remembering why I never drink it. I'm in for a wild ride. 😅

2024-06-09 13:51:19

I don't believe AI slop counts as speech.

2024-06-08 13:38:11

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@npub1h4y…ntza what is it? Never heard that term before

2024-06-07 03:01:33

Yet another example of #Google's #AIslop going off the rails.
I didn't realize that Disney "owns" Jim Henson, the man.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/573/103/524/316/140/original/174694f753fc77f3.png

2024-06-06 23:51:06

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@npub1rh9…4nzw I feel the same way about Cool Edit Pro. They turned it into Audition and then have completely neglected it for 20+ years

2024-06-06 23:00:08

What if you're a contract worker who is given proprietary or confidential information and you agree to Adobe's new "AI gets to train on my projects" TOS?
YOU don't have the right to sublicense or transfer that info to Adobe? Talk about a legal minefield. I can't believe Adobe would add this to their TOS. I hope this blows up in their face in a catastrophic way.
Their apps are literal trash anyway. Nothing of value would be lost if they went out of business.

2024-06-06 16:01:13

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@npub183n…tahh yeah I was gonna say that was from my deep fried era. Lmfao

2024-06-06 12:23:30

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@npub183n…tahh it sure seems that way.
Also, nice banner. 😂

2024-06-06 12:23:30

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@npub183n…tahh it sure seems that way.
Also, nice banner. 😂

2024-06-06 12:02:47

Dear cheap, generic product pushers,
If your brand is just a jumble of letters (like Vebelgoo or Exadrid or Mebbaces), kindly go to hell and stop wasting your time.

2024-06-06 12:02:47

Dear cheap, generic product pushers,
If your brand is just a jumble of letters (like Vebelgoo or Exadrid or Mebbaces), kindly go to hell and stop wasting your time.

2024-05-31 20:03:14

You cannot believe a single thing a corporatist says.

2024-05-30 16:13:05

Hey @npub1sdl…n06a! I've tried searching the Steam Documentation and your site, but I can't find any information about opening a Remote Play Together window using the API.
What I would like is to add a button in my game that opened the Remote Play Together UI. Is that a feature that exists?

2024-05-30 02:32:04

I don't understand why companies are allowed to issue gift cards and store credit. It should be considered counterfeiting imo

2024-05-23 17:24:40

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@npub1shg…y3ry Apparently he only owns 25% of the company. But I doubt that the company would do it.

2024-05-23 17:20:59

Yikes.
https://www.guru3d.com/story/microsoft-reportedly-readies-billion-bid-to-acquire-valve-steam/

2024-05-23 16:15:22

I'm excited to see the universal brokenness of all these "AI assistants" when Sam Altman drives OpenAI into the ground and their API evaporates.

2024-05-23 13:53:47

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@npub1q6e…yyzk we absolutely have drones with similar dexterity to humans. We also have microsurgery robots that are far more capable than a human. And there are haptics and resistive motors that would work.

2024-05-23 13:38:39

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@npub1q6e…yyzk yes. Having 1:1 human articulation would be better than having an inflated balloon around each finger that restricts movement and dexterity, imho.

2024-05-23 13:08:26

Am I crazy for thinking space suits seem like a huge waste of time and resources? I feel like articulated drones would be far more effective. Like... put on gloves and a VR headset and let the drone go EVA while you control it.

2024-05-18 19:36:47

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I have a sub-menu that closes when using the "B" button. But I also have OptionButtons that can spawn a popup and I want "B" to close the popup without closing the sub-menu, too.

2024-05-18 19:33:21

Anyone with Godot experience want to help me with Dudelings? I've got a very, very stupid problem that I just can't seem to solve.

2024-05-18 04:01:40

I'm doing a giveaway for my game over on my website! https://heavyelement.io/giveaway/dudelings-retail

2024-05-15 03:20:49

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@npub1ker…zwvw I thought he died?!

2024-05-12 21:13:16

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 because GUI

2024-05-07 00:33:12

My brother, @npub1a52…kpf4 and I are playing our game Dudelings: Arcade Sportsball on stream tonight! Come hang out! https://youtube.com/live/JniHkw7yw_Y?feature=share

2024-05-06 16:23:21

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@npub13n8…ftmj thanks! I made it myself

2024-05-06 13:37:16

Good morning! My game is available now on Steam!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1905160/Dudelings_Arcade_Sportsball/

2024-04-28 01:19:33

Guess what. The only bad thing about the theme for Star Trek: Enterprise is that the performance as a power ballad. Given a more appropriate genre, it would be perfectly fitting.

2024-04-27 11:35:49

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@npub1tvq…l6jk I love how he thinks there are a whole bunch of open source games worth talking about.
The thing is, the ones that are worth talking about are rebuilds of proprietary games.

2024-04-26 13:25:04

Guys. My video game Dudelings: Arcade Sportsball is coming May 6th! https://heavyelement.io/products/dudelings/

2024-04-24 13:43:59

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@npub1tvq…l6jk I get comments like that and I block them as well. Good for you.

2024-04-21 02:55:05

Evolution of my #homelab #homeserver #networkcloset
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/306/948/545/142/671/original/077881144bedf9ee.jpg
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/306/948/983/223/197/original/244d383ce3e87c3a.jpg

2024-04-15 22:01:34

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@npub1xgq…8a5s if you thought that human beings were the weakest link in any security context, just wait until LLMs get database access.

2024-04-15 21:57:03

Few things get under my skin more than feeling misunderstood.

2024-04-15 18:20:48

> Schedule a telehealth appointment with a therapist
> Get like 8 robocalls over the last week confirming the appointment
> Log into the hospital's webportal to find _no appointment listed_
> Call the hospital and get lost in a phone tree
> Operator redirects to the wrong practice
> Be 18 min late for a 30 min appointment

2024-04-13 14:46:51

Windows 11 is so unstable that it's not suitable for production.

2024-04-12 19:14:46

Make hard decisions today that will leave you with better decisions to make tomorrow.

2024-04-11 22:54:14

So @npub1a52…kpf4 and I were just leaving the grocery store and we were passing a young man who was heading in. I made like I was continuing a conversation and I loudly answered, "yep, diarrhea."
No context. Just loudly said that. We can't stop laughing.

2024-04-09 17:04:46

I was just scrolling through the hellsite and I saw a video of a fight where someone got knocked out and then the group continued to beat their unconscious body, then I saw a bunch of porn, then a video of what appeared to be actual SA, then a video of a guy jumping of a pier and being mauled by a shark.
I'm adding twitter.com and x.com to my list of blocked domains. It's literally unsafe for life, now.

2024-03-05 01:29:37

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@npub1gzl…kk4u @npub19yu…k4fq @npub12f7…lkxh what if I told you that, whether Switch emulators exist or not, people would still play pirated games on [clutches pearls] **official hardware**?
Nintendo should sue themselves for enticing people to pirate games.