Barry McCockener

Host of Straight To HR Podcast
https://fountain.fm/show/sEMcY68aclhLkMIYMNqB

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2025-03-29 13:54:35

My coworkers spent 45 minutes debating which emoji to use in a team email while I considered a career in arson. We are so busy we need to work Saturdays. Fuck my life.
#fml #fiatmine #nostr #ihatemyjob

2025-03-29 12:27:21

I would love to enjoy a nice #coffee but
I share an office with a woman who smells like expired tuna and desperation.
I walk in this morning and she shrieks "Happy Saturday" deep inside I really hope she meant she was burning down the building then taking a fucking shower. I hate my job especially on Saturday. Screw you Janice.
#nostr #GM

2025-03-28 14:21:08

My boss doesn’t give feedback—she gives TED Talks with PowerPoints on how I disappoint her.
#work #tedx #ihatemyjob #nostr #review

2025-03-28 13:58:49

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That seems like a lot of trouble, plus I kinda like the stinky pinky every time I take a leak.

2025-03-28 13:57:58

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The world made me this way, I just like to know there are others that have been fucked over so much there brain doesn't work right anymore. Plus Janice smells extra ripe today.

2025-03-28 13:23:21

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I would love to try it, but with this little dick, I normally have to stick my finger in my ass just to get it to pop out far enough to take a piss.

2025-03-28 11:48:41

Any other twisted, cynical assholes here? How do the weirdos find eachother here? I am talking prime level sickos. I want to make myself feel better.
#asknostr #nostr

2025-03-28 11:35:20

Janice’s perfume today is a blend of garlic, regret, and whatever crawled into her desk drawer and died.
#finallyfriday #sheStinks #takeashower #nostr

2025-03-28 11:33:24

Woke up. Logged in. Learned something today that made me cancel my dinner plans and lose faith in towels.
New episode’s up.
You’ve been warned.
https://fountain.fm/episode/ZsljD6YAanGaUMdDiITQ
#Ihatemyjob #yummy #nostr

2025-03-28 00:57:44

My job’s great, if you like soul erosion and group chats.
#Ihatemyjob #soulsucker #nostr

2025-03-28 00:53:57

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I used to listen to that dude. 3-4 yrs ago, before my life went down the super shitter highway. My ex took my iPod and CDs with her.

2025-03-28 00:51:22

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The pussy is never free.

2025-03-28 00:46:05

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Oh that smelly bitch would dump her ashtray in it if I tried to use it. Ever wish daily that someone would keel over and you got to witness it? What am I thinking, I couldn't get that lucky, plus the room will always smell like her.

2025-03-27 22:42:45

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I need one of these for the office. The bitch I share an office with smells like an egg salad sandwich left in the sun for a few days. That's on a good day.

2025-03-27 22:38:58

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I know some bad mofos across Canuckestan that drink syrup straight from the bottle and never even think of saying sorrey. How much Dinero we talking about here.

2025-03-27 22:36:07

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Kinda like jerking off before the hooker shows up.

2025-03-27 21:58:07

Who's a guy gotta blow around here to get on that #fatzaps train? #nostr #asknostr

2025-03-27 21:18:47

Corporate said I should ‘bring my whole self to work.’ So I brought resentment and IBS.
#ihatemyjob #nostr #ibs

2025-03-27 20:35:30

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Is that what the kids are calling sticking it in her ass these days?

2025-03-27 20:34:13

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That's what I used to say to the ex wife when I wanted to bone.

2025-03-27 20:24:10

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I'm glad the laxatives worked for you.

2025-03-27 20:08:43

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Oh that bitch has moved half he office shit up there. She won't accept a substitute. But maybe I can try.

2025-03-27 20:01:38

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It's hard to sit with my bosses head up my ass all the time.

2025-03-27 19:59:11

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That's as long as I can stand to talk without wanting to vomit. Come back for more tomorrow.

2025-03-27 19:40:52

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I tell that to all the ladies that I meet. Get controll of your dick Sally if you want a nice guy to settle down with.

2025-03-27 19:34:06

The only thing I’ve ever gone the extra mile for was to avoid a coworker in the parking lot.
#nostr #saveme #whenwillitbeover

2025-03-27 19:16:49

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I would stick it both those tail pipes, where is my Viagra?

2025-03-27 19:14:53

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What did you get in your eye? Maybe you should invest in some goggles.

2025-03-27 19:12:06

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Looks like you need a new love glove there bud.

2025-03-27 19:09:18

My coworkers talk about synergy. I’m Googling if 'office-themed OnlyFans' is a niche yet.
#justshootme #nostr

2025-03-27 14:37:30

They say do what you love. So here I am, reading about 'butt snorkels' for strangers on the internet.
#facts #justkillme #themoreyouknow

2025-03-27 14:23:04

Hi. I’m Barry.
Voice of "Straight to HR"
Patron saint of burnout, broken printers, and bad ideas.
I used to be a real person.
Then I read one too many Urban Dictionary entries and became… this.
A jaded husk with a microphone and a vendetta against corporate buzzwords.
Every day, I wake up, question my life choices, and then record a filthy, unfiltered, absolutely HR-violating definition some genius uploaded to the internet at 3am in 2007.
Why?
Because someone has to.
And I’ve already given up on happiness.
This show is short, NSFW, and completely unredeemable.
Just like me.
So if you’re into inappropriate slang, existential dread, and hearing a deadpan voice whisper “Jesus Christ” after describing things like a “Wisconsin Waffle”…
Congrats.
You’re home now.
Filed under: Straight to HR
Trigger warnings: All of them
Morale level: Actively declining
Let’s begin.
Or don’t. I’m still getting paid the same either way.
—Barry
https://image.nostr.build/04c1798e28999ad4ce17ab1d9e69a02c4982ef3bb01cfe2046a26cf779b42863.jpg
#introduction #introductions #NSFW