Kretchino

Bitcoin & Rarepepe fanboy
Nostr cured my Twitter addiction

Public Key

npub1fpansrhscr23yxqlkvwx365gnfewgj7jljz45qh595p3rj6w7easarkl6t

NIP-05 Address

kretchino@bitcoinnostr.com

NIP-57 Address

kretchino@minibits.cash

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsys7ecpmcvp4gjrq0mx8rga2yf5uhyf0f0ep26qt6z6qc3ed80v7cpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsr8hhlz

Publishing to

relay.nostr.band

relay.damus.io

relay.primal.net

Author Public Key

npub1fpansrhscr23yxqlkvwx365gnfewgj7jljz45qh595p3rj6w7easarkl6t

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Last Notes

2024-11-09 08:09:43

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Gm fren🐸

2024-11-05 17:57:47

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Bingo!♟️

2024-10-27 10:23:55

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Xpub: the master public key is what you want to follow all the addresses used by your main wallet

2024-10-22 20:14:04

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Means he hasn't a clue of what #bitcoin is or how it works🐸

2024-10-11 07:06:29

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Didn't the jury disqualify you already for gross misconduct?
Congratulations anyhow for finding the right answer.🐸

2024-10-09 07:04:47

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1- Your first reply was no good, so you deleted it which is against the rules.
2- Then you threaten to use violence which is also forbidden in this game.
3- Last but not least you pretend to have found the answer once @npub1pyl…3xau has given the fisrt move.
However you did give all the options for the second move which are correct and therefore the grand jury has decided to reward you with half the prize, the rest will be passed on to the next puzzle.
Congratulations and thanks for playing♟️

2024-10-01 08:44:22

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Not if Ke5

2024-10-01 08:33:39

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Other options are:
Rg5# or Qxf6#

2024-09-29 13:19:46

Gm #nostrplebs,
Here's an interesting one for you!
White mates in two.
First to find gets zapped🐸
#chess #grownostr https://image.nostr.build/308d7785f85bf98dc22e073d99d6a67eac5b022b6190282f6a09d9166b7eb82a.jpg

2024-09-28 09:34:26

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Wtf is that?
No, its just a "café con leche"🤣

2024-09-25 18:37:51

Gm #nostrplebs,
First to find gets zapped⚡️
White mates in 2
#chess
https://image.nostr.build/fef4289a8de1ab6c06b59932ed8be96dd586237560fc44eae5f259c06d7f416b.jpg

2024-09-23 11:48:47

Gm #nostrplebs,
Spain is different🐸
#spain #travelstr #acab #streetart #photography
https://image.nostr.build/6acd14d497e8ddff4f74d2c5cb04be4026fecbd61436a68bb5b094e6be53f55a.jpg

2024-09-21 12:52:18

Spain is different 🐂
A spanish supermarket full of jamones🐸
#foodstr #spain #travelstr https://image.nostr.build/e49caadcc16a3455705429e90db7d0b4fcb625d180faf0c5ff889f49b0fe4677.jpg

2024-09-21 12:46:27

Spain is different 🐂
Spain likes #pepethon🐸
#frogstr https://image.nostr.build/815e4da58827a7b57a445c0e7dab9750c66d5a92359e767d979fd9634b84f20f.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/efb95f4001ce950863900746f798830568e3ac1327373a6ba6569afffe871e3f.jpg

2024-09-20 07:10:26

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Litchis, mangos and papaya?🐸

2024-09-19 11:54:47

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Beautiful sights! Not the #Vietnam I had imagined 😍

2024-09-16 19:41:18

Last shots of #Burgos before heading off to #Salamanca.
#travelstr #artstr #Spain
- The Kings of Leon entrance to the old town
https://image.nostr.build/f2452604d557292dacf3a019b3d88c5726f0287031af7a34f4b5788a066c24b4.jpg
-The gothic cathedral
https://image.nostr.build/cb93e7d075f3cfb1619221a6717924356a5958523f7909e20fd98c29a2a7b603.jpg
- Inside the cathedral
https://image.nostr.build/b2da616aca83ef44c287b3d8d93b31c4b0d7b226c5549b4da26154fa15479859.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/400268c809d2c30eb5afc9a3c59b3c0af49260f8dd73e6292729ec9d121849ab.jpg

2024-09-16 10:44:42

Gm from #Burgos!
Beautiful led powered street lamps💡
The world should have more of these🤓
#travelstr #spain #plebchain
https://image.nostr.build/0fc7d9188c881711711e00d6951957bef39fe93e9d819424d26c6f12213184cc.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/4ea1b9d5592d70265158b20f5b7f6ef1e9f3719955bc6e3e67df9f496e46ff70.jpg

2024-09-16 07:02:11

Gm #nostrplebs
If you've driven one of these, I want to follow you🐸
#solex #boomers https://image.nostr.build/9abc934b24ba18ad9d8022f94abfcbfd45452e3236a0e2e194dbc9961c9db7e8.jpg

2024-09-15 18:36:10

Gm #plebchain
After an 800kms drive, I finally made it to Burgos, Spain for the night. More pics tomorrow 🐸
#travelstr #foodstr #beerstr #winestr #photostr #spain https://image.nostr.build/7d436fe23acebf3086dbabd410b7746bdd781db5398d7e889a8f1fe280c94219.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/24b73c380a5f6cfeb081167e2c5828c7d6d0307b321e0c66c217fec1ced149d7.jpg

2024-09-14 09:28:05

Gm #nostriches,
Enjoy a couple of shots of Chenonceau castle, France.
#travelstr #france #photostr #nostrfr https://image.nostr.build/e93d9878c7acdfec88de12deb8489397a492f68c73a4dbc7272137a9b4455e5e.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/aa73059fdd06bba9bdeb37d41f8502ac0db271a94caf4b0e9019da2b983cf9be.jpg

2024-09-11 21:30:35

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Everyday I ask myself if I should close my X account or just leave it as is...
Such is the cruel dilemma faced by many micro-influencers😆

2024-09-11 21:12:56

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People having to struggle to survive without counting on help from corrupt authorities will unfortunately become the new normal everywhere.
#bitcoin and #nostr help fix this.

2024-09-11 10:00:05

Meet Haricot a newcomer #nostrplebs!
My nephew is something of a globe trotter. After travelling all around India he is now somewhere in Vietnam with plans to continue around the world. He'll be posting photos of his adventures and will happily engage in English or French.
He's still discovering the #nostr world but I believe he should be good to go now...
Give him a follow, a like and a few zaps so he may spread the purple pills along his way👍
#introductions #travelstr #nostrfr
#nevent1q…dscu

2024-09-09 07:46:01

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When asked whether jews should pay taxes to the romans, Jesus looked at the face of the tyrant stamped on the gold coin and said:
“Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.”
#bitcoin fixed this for us✝️

2024-09-07 10:31:39

Would filtering all replies that don't have a valid nip-05 nostr address be feasible?
We'd probably have to be able to block all addresses from certain domains as well since he could generate his own nip-05's as well...
#nevent1q…6vla

2024-09-03 21:50:23

Just had a look at the #bitcoin price today. It came as no surprise to see it at 58K😆
https://image.nostr.build/0643672c0182820b25dd84c12459b17cb5341051988f1ed7381cadb351153e45.png

2024-09-02 12:20:01

Does anyone know how I can get my nip-05 address (kretchino@bitcoinnostr.com) confirmed?
#asknostr #bitcoinnostr

2024-08-31 22:20:59

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#Nostrudel is also missing the NIP-xx? for better private DM's like #Amethyst offers, but I'm sure if we keep zapping @npub1ye5…knpr will finally get it some day🐸

2024-08-31 16:42:56

The easiest way I found to run a relay is just to add the extension to #LNbits.
Haven't spent much time on it yet so any comments are welcome 🐸
#asknostr
#nevent1q…wk33

2024-08-31 14:47:32

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Nostrudel.ninja code is on github and can be run locally 🐸

2024-08-26 13:56:48

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Works fine for me.
Since when do you have it?
Do you use lightning and/or on-chain wallets?
Do you connect to internet or tor addresses?
Are the servers up and running?
If tor, is Orbot running and proxing correctly?

2024-08-25 16:25:37

Drop me your dankest #rarepepe with a #counterparty address and I might just send you an iconic #pepesoup🐸
https://image.nostr.build/cec16db42843d203261195f986fc5b5d3c952e75f6b94879cc3aa1d6aca08c6e.jpg

2024-08-23 22:12:44

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tl;dr😂

2024-08-23 22:00:36

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No calories/energy in water, yet if you're lost in a desert nothing has more intrinsic value than it ;-)

2024-08-23 16:45:19

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Bitcoiners are the best when it comes to #HFSP

2024-08-23 16:43:54

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... and back to #58K

2024-08-22 07:12:44

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Is there even such a thing as "intrinsic value"?🙉

2024-08-18 07:07:48

Gm #nostrplebs,
Here's an easy one to start the day. White mates in 2.
Have a great Sunday and try to touch some grass🐸
#chess
https://image.nostr.build/e93dd2fe63e9abb967f1116b29bb884c24087e56f33a9d5b205f81e5d56146c0.jpg

2024-08-17 22:32:21

I stole this one on X just for you🐸
#bitcoin #memes
https://image.nostr.build/f75384edacb7ab4f327c5bfbb990ea66ccc20a3d416b717c1d3f33c8e7be2ca3.jpg

2024-08-17 14:08:10

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All Jews aren't Israelis and all Israelis aren't Jews, even if they are treated like second class citizens.
Yet Israel, the only "theocratic democracy" in the mid-east, is run by gang of criminal atheists pretending to be religious followers.
That's why we distinguish Zionists from Jews and why those same Zionists what you to believe that being anti-Zionist is the same as being anti-Jewish.
But who cares? The inevitable collapse of the $$$ will mark the end of USA domination and of Israel by the same occasion.
As for the Jews, they will just carry on peacefully practicing their religion where ever they live, like they've always done.
And as for the Semites, the only true ones I know of are the Palestinians.

2024-08-16 13:07:53

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The 1% have been begging for inflation since at least 2008🤓

2024-08-16 13:06:06

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I wonder what happened to the black kid in the class?🤔

2024-08-16 13:01:06

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The only "central bank" the world needs is the #bitcoin blockchain🐸

2024-08-16 08:24:40

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Banks are useful to society for financing business projects and taking on the risks of lending money.
Their tokens (taproot assets) could be issued as e-cash. On your ecash wallet you could have multiple tokens, exchangeable and convertible to sats, from different banks and earn interest or just hodl the sats if you don't care financing the economy.
The problem is the central banks, not the private ones. To seperate government and money, it's the central banks that must be removed.

2024-08-16 07:14:03

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Each lightning node is already a potential private bank if you add Lndhub or Lnbits to it⚡️🚀

2024-08-16 07:09:56

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I'd say that lightning is perfect for private banks that could easily rollout the service to their customers and that it removes the need for central banks since there's no need for money printing anymore☕️🐸

2024-08-16 07:02:44

For those of us that post in more than one language, does it make sense to have multiple accounts?🤔
#asknostr

2024-08-15 21:46:16

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Wasn't Anarcapulco a thing back in the day?

2024-08-15 21:35:58

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I use minibits on android and cashu.me on pc with the #alby extension and NWC (nostr wallet connect) to connect them.
I use 2 mints on both: minibits and 0xchat

2024-08-15 21:13:58

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That's because he uses an MS-DOS client🤓

2024-08-15 16:02:40

Gm #nostrplebs,
A nice mate in 2 from a real game
White's move
#chess https://image.nostr.build/b95301fd9d30ce97d26082387f08ec84edb93286bbdabb65f8290a43b872432d.jpg

2024-08-15 12:18:09

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@nprofile…qxdg a #rarepepe og but also a true artist 🎨
If you are lucky you might even win one of his drawings by following him on #nostr😎

2024-08-14 18:10:56

Thanks @nprofile…uca0 for this beautiful piece of art and the extra goodies from @nprofile…ntg6
#art #bitcoin
https://image.nostr.build/2933b2afc6e755983c4725e437b52b0403d7b3c9c2911c4dd3453729930da2e6.jpg

2024-08-14 12:04:52

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Tu nous as trouvé le "Biggus Dickus" du PAF🤣
https://youtu.be/X4ID6N-Gc9M?si=GD9r_8-LcaUysPaZ

2024-08-14 05:58:13

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On fait un concours de memes: Celui qui fait le plus de zaps gagné la 🥇

2024-08-13 23:12:54

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Tes posts sont visibles de tous et tu devrais utiliser l'option "contenu sensible" sur tes dick-pics🤓

2024-08-12 18:31:26

The EU dictatorship is in full swing against X!
When will the citizens of Europe wake-up and give these neofascists the treatment they deserve?
#eu #europe #censorship #dictatorship #elonmusk #thierrybreton https://image.nostr.build/2233fee45e82cc166d99f6e598407e924b939a01ed8e466d50300976a526e320.jpg

2024-08-12 09:34:42

The State of Nostr Clients
(Test to share a long post)
#naddr1qq…sjwu

2024-08-11 20:46:54

Gm frens,
Here's a fun one for you!
White to mate in 2
#chess https://image.nostr.build/3a52a00e4466770edc46cbd71572abf5ad5537deaab639e257547625a4f358fc.jpg

2024-08-10 17:50:25

Gm #nostrplebs,
White to mate in 2
#chess https://image.nostr.build/619ffdb8fb149c4b87f66ae56ee71773916c032276b525b4a9631ec9068bed2f.jpg

2024-08-08 08:10:10

Who wants to win an original drawing by Zed?
#nevent1q…8sxe

2024-08-07 11:46:34

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Possibly so... The best solution then imo would be to run RTL instead (Ride The Lightning) via a Tor hidden service if you don't like lncli. You'd also want to open your channels in private mode using only taproot addresses but I haven't reached that level (of paranoia) yet🐸

2024-08-07 08:35:55

Gm! #memes #meme #memestr https://image.nostr.build/bf682b2f915b2fbb1c21b659b0a4acdf48df107a25af1df2e10a0822105a9083.jpg

2024-08-07 08:24:15

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I access Lightning Terminal locally on my node (https-//localhost:8443/home) to setup Lightning Node Connect passphrases for use on my phone, laptop & node itself. I then use https-//terminal.lightning.engineering/ that connects to my Tor-only node to open/close channels and update fees to optimize routing. You could also setup a Tor hidden service for https-//localhost:8443/ to access it remotely if you need to create more passphrases while away from your node☕

2024-08-07 06:38:28

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To connect to my node from my phone, I use Orbot as Tor proxy + juiceSSH as terminal.
If I need to access from my laptop I use linux+torify+ssh.
You need to set up a tor ssh hidden service on the node first.
Hope that helps... and Gm by the way☕️

2024-08-07 06:25:09

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Just puzzles. Some are made-up and some are from real games

2024-08-05 19:26:38

Gm #nostplebs,
an easy one today: White to mate in 2
#chess https://image.nostr.build/a02765c2f89533fe83de31f8e2978df625616b3ed3f462d04ba7d4d0162cbc01.jpg

2024-08-03 17:41:26

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"No gods, no masters" is the only flag I'd like to see more often 🐸
https://image.nostr.build/718409cb1f1136abc5c88867d47c274592849b01bb505e70691eb7d35993f6f5.jpg

2024-08-03 07:32:40

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Nope. RxR

2024-08-02 22:46:42

Gm #nostrplebs,
Here a good one for you!
White to mate in 2
#chess
https://image.nostr.build/247bc752f024ff6f44f5192f79c6ffb3b9b975c0a010c8cde99879a4dd14fc17.jpg

2024-08-01 08:34:28

Gm Paris!
Would you care to swin in the Seine for a medal?
🥇🥈🥉💩
#paris2024 #olympics https://image.nostr.build/0c3a7bf8fc255a689419ea730f5f087cbc6d40fe43ae3fbc4e687dd24f5a9b52.jpg

2024-08-01 07:50:37

"Make peace, not war!"
- The gay smurf
#memes #paris2024 https://image.nostr.build/9385058dc01b3d84c03e8f10dd979e07a13229f354beb5c33f11e4ee0706d1e6.jpg

2024-07-31 18:30:21

Gm frens,
Enjoy the games🐸
#paris2024 #olympics #memes
https://image.nostr.build/44f9416a29ee6ddaf488b54b0e01fab4a71be773583f5748d25bc4b48ca5529d.jpg

2024-07-26 22:27:05

Gn frens,
This is a tricky one!
White to mate in 2🐸
#chess #chesstr
https://image.nostr.build/132cbe615f9bebade60697a8edf162d4a7922220f191d3f8318084cc7922b8e6.jpg

2024-07-25 21:46:07

Gm frens!
White to mate in 2
#chess #chesstr
https://image.nostr.build/ebd52e772df5dc4ae419e2ae76862fd380b4b0d7715f3d034ad53ed6b53e45cb.jpg

2024-07-23 09:32:35

Gm #nostrplebs,
What's it going to be today?🐸
- Nona by@npub1r2s…hth0
https://image.nostr.build/3ef57340fd8fee45cba2bf45175edb86269e4c06b8cd2959219055ba6c27735b.jpg

2024-07-21 17:22:26

Gm #nostrplebs!
I like to imagine that some day we will be able to mint, hold & echange digital assets or NFCs (Non Fungible Cashus) within our Nostr account just like we can today with #ecash via NIP-60/61 clients such as nutsack.me thanks to the awesome work of @npub1l2v…ajft and all the other awesome devs 💚🐸
#cashu #asknostr
- "Nona Lisa" by @npub1r2s…hth0
https://image.nostr.build/aef1c8c0e524231bb5ba62b011c7ef8ad9f8546608af7c863af4b7c7f3b9ff89.jpg

2024-07-15 07:05:27

An easy one to start the week before going out to touch some grass♟️
White to mate in 2
#chess #chesstr
https://image.nostr.build/5ce08e146cca83e1000251e4b63aedb977cedbc7a41324c024728cafa4ddb333.jpg

2024-07-09 16:09:31

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real bread, natural tomato and olive oil is best🐸 https://m.primal.net/JLdk.png

2024-07-06 15:26:21

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Qb2
Bb6
QxB is stalemate

2024-07-02 12:05:11

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Thread for discussing general topics about the Lightning network

2024-06-30 21:38:52

I'm keeping my X account for the time being to promote Nostr and to steal good memes that can win me some zaps but I know I will end up dropping it eventually🐸
#nevent1q…vl4y

2024-06-28 08:04:56

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How do you create communities and can you do so with #amethyst?
#asknostr

2024-06-12 11:05:39

What lightning wallet should I recommend on iPhone for a newbie?
#asknostr #bitcoin #lightning

2024-06-09 09:39:43

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I'll try reaching out to txoko to find out what they run. Apart from nutshell, is there any other software you'd recommend for running a mint?

2024-06-08 15:51:12

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not really, was balancing out minibits & txoko mints between cashu on pc and minibits on phone. I think txoko failed and cashu keeps showing an error when I click "pending". I also tried "advanced - remove spent proofs" to no effect
Great to be able to zap again, thx🐸
https://m.primal.net/IdSL.png

2024-06-08 09:19:37

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🤢 🤢 🤢

2024-06-04 10:52:14

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Gm fren🐸

2024-05-31 19:33:41

If you run a #bitcoin node to "support the network" then you should also run a #tor relay. As more and more wallets rely on tor to operate, the network gets awfully congested and the UX sucks with lag and timeout errors. We need to support the whole of the network and that starts at the base layer (where are the emoticons @snort?)

2024-05-22 19:52:41

Well this is as good as it gets frens...🐸
#bitcoin 🍕 day
@npub1ydx…rlcw https://image.nostr.build/13e84b90b81b1d2995cc0b287e2d5a179c7f96a602bbe69dace08849fb7c46d2.jpg

2024-05-22 13:40:13

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You Italians eat freaking pizza every day: How can one tell if you're celebrating #bitcoin pizza day or not? => Just add some f..ing pineapple to let us know!💚 🐸
https://m.primal.net/IKAx.png

2024-05-22 08:19:39

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Molto bello! Just don't forget to add some pineapple...🍍

2024-05-21 09:15:16

Gm frens!
Morning #cobbee with @zederwan💚🐸
https://image.nostr.build/3b89f461e48e2dd7aec905922f33a1c9307ca8f4bdfa0556a1f26d99957edbc3.jpg

2024-05-16 07:53:56

Gm wonderful plebs🐸
#rarepepe #meme https://image.nostr.build/e9002271bc515996a624fe5ef7b70c86bbe89ed8c47d53fc7a8b387974f8baa4.jpg

2024-05-14 13:14:22

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My bad! I finally figured out what I was doing wrong after watching this excellent presentation by @BTCSessions💚 🐸
https://youtu.be/riTRD0BdMDI?si=bvtaSJAOp_BkDliN

2024-05-14 09:44:05

Can anyone help me out on this:
- I sent 3k sats via ⚡ for some ecash but nothing seems to show up in my wallet... Any clue of what's going on is welcome and deaply appreciated🐸
#cashu
https://m.primal.net/IGcJ.png