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Great ape. Husband. Father. Family guy. Dane. Stargazer. Dad joke aficionado. Environmentalist. IT architect. Nonbeliever. Humanitarian. Inclusive. Friendly.

"Once a pun a time I was good at word play!"

#Denmark #Dansk #tech #jokes #IT #AI #space #art #politik #climate #fedi22 🇩🇰#SlavaUkraini

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2025-06-02 16:34:12

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@nprofile…kjrn Elon, time to leave earth for good. Your marvelous taxpayer-funded rocket appears to be tested well enough for you and your buddy Trump to launch yourselves to Mars or, fingers crossed, even further into the void.

2025-01-04 14:54:47

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@nprofile…sr9k @nprofile…chz8 Nice! -hoping for Denmark to be added too 😀

2024-06-08 04:48:14

What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A USB
#humor #dadjokes #funny #IT #aiart #digitalpainting
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2024-06-05 14:46:21

EATING GREENS
A delicious cookery book. It contains 50 favourite recipes from Greens/EFA Members of European Parliament and invites you to try them yourself. There are also practical tips on food waste and EU agricultural policy explained for everyone.
#Greens #EU #Cooking #recipes
https://issuu.com/greens-efa.eu/docs/greensefa_group-cook_book_eng_for_digital

2024-05-27 15:46:35

What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
A bowl full of mice-cream.
#humor #funny #jokes #cats #digitalart #digitalpainting #aiart
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2024-04-08 15:49:21

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@npub1y7x…jrl4 and I just created this toot 🤣 : https://mas.to/@Webwasp/112236383444109938

2024-04-08 15:38:57

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@npub1y7x…jrl4 Love Is a Battlefield
- Pat Benatar
🙂

2024-03-30 11:52:37

salad dressing 🙂
#humor #style #fashion #digitalart #aiart #vegan
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2024-03-29 06:34:56

An impasta!?
#humor #funny #jokes #puns #pasta #digitalart #aiart
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2024-03-26 20:36:55

Depresso
#humor #coffee #fun #aiart #digitalart
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2024-02-22 21:31:45

In your face!
#aiart #digitalart #face #surrealism
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2024-02-06 19:13:54

American Robotic Gothic
Robotron was curious about the purpose of the pitchfork he was handed by the painter. Was it a tool or a weapon? He felt tempted to test it on something and observe the results.
#robottales #art #flashfiction #humor #funny #robots #aiart #digitalart #Robotron #Gothic #pitchfork
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2024-02-06 16:05:23

The scream
Edvard Munch knew the identity of the killer in the scream movie all along.
#aiart #digitalart #art #scream #Munch #movies
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2024-02-04 07:55:43

Science of the Lambs 🔬 🐏 🙂
#humor #science #funny #sheeptales #sheep #movies #aiart #digitalart
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2024-01-22 15:35:44

Why did the robot cross the road?
-It was programmed by a chicken!
#robottales #humor #funny #jokes #robots #digitalart #aiart #programming
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2024-01-20 16:00:07

Long time no see, my friends
Long time no see, my friends
We're back at the pub tonight
We drink and toast to old times
And share our joys and our plight
We're older, but still young at heart
We have our stories and our scars
We don't know what the future holds, but we'll always have each other.
#friends #forever #pub #drinking #oldtimes #good #aiart #digitalart
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2024-01-13 10:46:37

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@npub1dq0…glnl God is always fair by throwing people into hell for eternity, regardless of the severity of their crimes or the circumstances of their lives.
#irony #humor
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2024-01-13 10:46:37

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2024-01-13 10:21:10

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@npub14k2…ed68 This infographic shows very well he drivers of climate change, changes to climate systems and consequences.
#climatechange #savetheplanet #climate
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2024-01-08 20:50:32

A meow-ntain 🤣
#humor #funny #cat #cats #meow #jokes #aiart #digitalart
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2024-01-08 16:55:55

What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
#humor #riddle #jokes #dadjokes #funny #aiart #digitalart
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2024-01-06 21:25:26

More Alien coziness
#aiart
#digitalart
#cozy #cute
#dalle3
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2024-01-06 21:20:23

More Alien coziness
#aiart
#digitalart
#cozy #cute
#dalle3
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2024-01-01 18:04:29

#Worcestershire sauce is a condiment by a #hobbit from The #Shire in Middle-earth. He boiled vinegar, molasses, garlic, onion, anchovies, and secret spices, and used it on cheese and bread. Its name origins from the old hobbit word "Worche" which means "old sweaty underpants" which also describes the taste of the sauce fairly well.
#nottrue #justjoking #aiart #digitalaet #digitalpaint #humor #fun
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2024-01-01 13:40:11

The moment where #Robotron realized that ski jumping was not a hobby for him
#robottales #flashfiction
#aiart #digitalart #robot #terminator #ai #fiction #GarmischPartenkirchen
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2023-12-30 12:50:44

Music-picture quiz
Guess and reply the name of an "artist, album and song" illustrated via just one AI generated picture
Lets start easy :-)
#aiart #digitalart #quiz #games #fun
#music
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2023-12-30 12:50:44

2023-12-28 16:39:54

Robotron felt initally quite confident as a contestant in "America's Next Top Model".
#robottales #robots #flashfiction #aiart #digitalart #digitalpainting #dalle3
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2023-12-28 14:34:24

Darth Waiter
#starwars #humor #joke #dadjoke #aiart #digitalart #digitalpicture
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2023-12-28 12:24:11

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@npub14ax…4k97 Beavers From Space does NOT agree to this!!
#aiart
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2023-12-28 08:57:45

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those #cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
#humor #fun #joke #aiart #digitalart #digitalpainting #kungFu #cats
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2023-12-26 21:44:54

Dogs can't see your bones. But CAT scan.
#oneliners #dadjokes #humor #xray #cat #dog #aiart #digitalart
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2023-12-26 17:08:40

We never mentioned you! 😀
#joke #comics #aiart #dalle #old #stablediffusion
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2023-12-26 12:29:26

Rob’s favorite pastime is “The Hums”, a game that recreates the bygone era of humanity.
#robots #humanity #sciencefiction #aiart #dalle #stablediffusion
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2023-12-26 08:00:07

Amelia always found new ways to avoid paying her share of the bill.
#aiart #fun #cafe #dalle #bill #escape #stablediffusion
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2023-12-02 11:06:33

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@npub14uj…4dcp YESSS!!! -You will not regret it. I kept my Twitter account, just in case for about half a year,but did not use it and then deleted it. I wish you a nice day!!

2023-12-02 10:58:58

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@npub14uj…4dcp I get it. I did the same initially but came to the conclution that if we all do this then Twitter/X will continue be the dominant social platform. Now I live by the saying "if Tarzan cannot come to the jungle then the jungle must come to Tarzan" 😉. My new jungle is Mastodon and I use robots to get news from the old jungle until all its sane habitants have moved to other places or its owner has fully torched the place.

2023-12-02 07:49:59

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@npub14uj…4dcp FYI: you can often find bots on Mastodon that mirrors content from Twitter and you can also follow hashtags like #F1
BOT example: F1@sportsbots.xyz

2023-11-18 11:18:32

Apple, Disney and IBM to pause ads on X after antisemitic Elon Musk tweet
#X #ElonMusk #antisemitic #Twitter
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/nov/17/elon-musk-antisemitic-tweet-apple-pausing-ads

2023-10-03 07:07:54

Dalek vs Munch 😀
#aiart #funny #Dalek #Munch
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2023-10-02 21:29:51

Dalek Gothic
#aiart #fun
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2023-07-29 09:14:09

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@npub1qmc…v6gx It is strange that third-party Mastodon apps do not focus on facilitating onboarding, providing good assistance for usage, and giving heads-ups on do's and don'ts. I work with IT on a daily basis, so I found my way around, but initially, when I didn't know that you could follow hashtags or how to follow people on other instances, I thought this place was useless. I believe one needs to be a bit of a nerd to use Mastodon 🙂

2023-07-15 06:40:19

Pls. read and #boost this: Here’s what personal data is collected by Meta’s #Threads as well as by #Twitter, #Bluesky, #Mastodon, #Spill, and #HiveSocial
#privacy
https://www.wired.com/story/meta-twitter-threads-bluesky-spill-hive-mastodon-privacy-comparison/
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2023-07-14 14:24:30

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@npub1qzc…yetl and also remember to
- boost interresting stuff
- boost funny stuff
- boost stuff that makes you happy
- boost stuff you agree with
... to make the content available across more instances
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2023-06-25 15:31:40

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@npub10xg…h39u BTW: Here are three of the most important unwritten rules:
1.
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3.
-you are welcome!

2023-06-25 15:21:54

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@npub10xg…h39u What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it?
-A stick

2023-02-22 11:42:39

I am a family guy from Denmark who loves astronomy and dad jokes. I am an eco-friendly IT architect and a nonbeliever who respects all faiths. I am a humanitarian, inclusive, and friendly. I enjoy meeting and learning from new people.
#introduction #Mastodon #IT #infrastructure #architect #politics #enthusiast #digital #universe #eco #climate #tinkering #tech #space #aiart #family #nature, #summer #sun. #humor #insights #dadjokes #puns #Dane #Denmark #Dansk #Danmark
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