Widdershins Smith 🐘

#MarkSmith #MarkAndrewSmith
#juglugs

Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; #UK #Opinionated; #ChiefEngineer; #ExAlcoholic
90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.

I live in #Plymouth, UK.
I have lived in #NewTripoli, #USA, #Torpoint UK and #Halesowen, UK.

I think #ReligonPoisonsEverything, #BrexitDestroyedTheUK & I want to #RejoinEU.

I love #comedy, #tech, #engineering, and #gadgets.

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Last Notes

2024-07-07 10:53:13

Just sayin'
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2024-07-07 10:26:07

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2024-07-05 17:46:02

Gotta love Lammy:
https://thehill.com/policy/international/4756556-uk-election-labour-foreign-secretary-david-lammy-trump-nazi/

2024-07-05 06:19:40

Apropos of nothing, the Reform seats are all the areas closest to the USSR...

2024-07-05 06:10:34

Oh happy day...
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/732/394/778/085/435/original/911ffe299eee86e7.png

2024-07-05 05:42:23

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/732/283/985/752/509/original/48caa9d785bf4bfe.png

2024-07-04 17:39:39

Looking forward to Laura Kussenberg's face...

2024-07-03 03:23:04

I think this is one of those "undecided voters"...
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/720/411/494/734/008/original/6849cb776d1fe89e.png

2024-06-26 21:10:14

6:00 Wake up
6:05 Stare at small rectangle
7:30 Go to work
8:00 Stare at business rectangle
17:30 Go home
18:00 Stare at primary rectangle
23:00 Go to bed

2024-06-24 20:38:05

A classic moment
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/673/520/185/278/157/original/82504d4c285851b7.mp4

2024-06-16 08:24:15

But the Tories and Reform will blame the #eu
(Yes, I know it was Brown who sold the gold - I'm equally disgusted by that and Blair lying to us about WMDs and sending us into Iraq)
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/625/325/888/912/652/original/90d787fd268d0a36.png

2024-06-12 12:34:44

To kill a French vampire you have to drive a baguette through its heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking

2024-06-11 20:57:15

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Of what?
And who stayed that?

2024-06-11 20:51:47

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But humans have invoked >4500 "gods". Which version is yours?
Then ask yourself (honestly) why you choose to disbelieve in the other 4999+ and you will see that you're just as much of an atheist as me.
Alpha & Omega are just letters in a foreign alphabet

2024-06-11 20:36:03

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This would be the being that loves me unconditionally if I abide by certain conditions?
But also, out of interest, which of the 4500+ gods written about by Homo Sapiens is yours, and why do you find the others ridiculous??
#ReligionPoisonsEverything #Antitheist #ThereAreNOGods

2024-06-02 14:42:13

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/547/550/457/946/515/original/57e404e8025789de.png

2024-06-01 18:07:39

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2024-06-01 07:35:30

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2024-05-31 20:20:26

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/537/555/450/054/304/original/86d1f29803ec483f.png

2024-05-31 18:42:02

This.
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2024-05-30 21:32:26

Raise your hand if you’re not a felon. 👋
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2024-05-30 21:26:57

As a sign of respect, I'm going to go and watch Stormy Daniels' back catalogue now...

2024-05-30 21:24:46

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/532/146/406/228/740/original/7bb90f87f8649e91.png

2024-05-30 21:24:46

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2024-05-30 21:17:20

Jury braver than 98% of elected Republicans.

2024-05-30 21:16:39

Lock him up!
Lock him up!
Lock him up!
(Spoiler: He won't be locked up for THIS one)

2024-05-30 19:31:35

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Use my invite: https://app.warp.dev/referral/LZNVLN

2024-05-30 10:05:50

Bananas without a 'B' is Pineapple

2024-05-25 20:20:37

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/503/581/897/167/142/original/5738eb3138588f1a.png

2024-05-24 20:38:02

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2024-05-18 17:38:19

Speaker Mike Johnson appearing at court to support a casino-owning, rapist, corrupt, bigoted, cheating porn-star game show host is peak devout Southern Baptist.
That he built a career around the fight for Christian values and moral conservatism is soooo on point for the #religious. It's all a cult and a con.
They don't actually believe in any Abrahamic gods...
#ReligionPoisonsEverything #Religion #Trump #GOP

2024-05-14 07:17:31

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2024-05-04 18:38:46

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2024-04-28 11:02:04

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2024-04-22 21:45:27

This is actually my eighth rodeo; I just refuse to learn things

2024-04-17 06:22:49

Let's do something Putin will hate. Let's rejoin the #EU. And if that means we have to have cheaper food and fuel; the right to live, work, and retire in 31 other countries; higher environmental standards; and peace secured in NI, then that's a price I'm willing to pay...