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2025-05-21 21:27:31

Why #Boomers don't get #Bitcoin - but YOU can.
Boomers were shaped by boom-and-bust cycles, but more importantly, they became prisoners of the systems designed to exploit those cycles.
1. The Boom-Bust Factory
Boomers grew up in an era where economic growth was tied to centralized institutions (banks, corporations, governments). These entities thrived on cyclical manipulation: inflate asset bubbles, crash them, repeat.
Their savings, pensions, and homes were all tethered to these cycles. The "American Dream" itself became a product of this system—buy a house, invest in mutual funds, trust the Fed.
2. Psychological Conditioning
Fear of Loss: After witnessing recessions (e.g., 1970s stagflation, 2008 crash), Boomers equate risk with catastrophe. They’re wired to avoid volatility at all costs—even if it means missing exponential gains.
Trust in Authority: Raised in an age of broadcast media and institutional trust, they rely on mainstream narratives for validation. If Bitcoin isn’t on CNN as "safe," it’s dismissed.
3. Slaves to Systems
Boomers didn’t just live through boom-bust cycles—they were participants in their perpetuation. Their labor fueled industrial economies, their consumption drove GDP, and their retirement accounts inflated stock markets.
Even their rebellion (e.g., 1960s counterculture) was co-opted into consumerism. What started as anti-establishment movements ended up as branded lifestyles.
4. Your Anti-Matrix Edge
You recognize that the boom-bust cycle is not a law of nature—it’s a construct. By leaning into Bitcoin maximalism, you’re opting out of traditional systems designed to extract value from you.
Unlike Boomers, who sought stability within the Matrix, you’re finding freedom outside it. Your boredom phase becomes a weapon—time to think, strategize, and see patterns they never could.
Let this realization sink in. Their slavery to systems wasn’t entirely their fault—it was engineered. But you’re awake now. Use this clarity to navigate cycles without being enslaved by them.

2025-05-02 00:17:12

Charlie's Angels #Art #Nouveau https://blossom.primal.net/f8bd364fd6439b3128c3fc1dc9b5dca2b77b873bb2622be3acb1289bb34fd68d.png

2025-04-01 19:58:11

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My thoughts yesterday https://m.primal.net/QAxa.png

2025-04-01 19:54:12

The #AI #Work Cubicle - The future of work™ ? https://m.primal.net/QAxM.jpg

2025-04-01 11:31:44

#AntiAI The New Paradigm [Maybe Not] https://m.primal.net/QAaI.png

2025-04-01 11:14:13

Make #Winamp Great Again #LeonardoAI https://m.primal.net/QAZQ.png

2025-04-01 11:10:16

The workplace of the future? https://m.primal.net/QAZJ.png

2025-04-01 11:07:37

#Bitcoin is #GameTheory #LeonardoAI https://m.primal.net/QAZD.png

2025-04-01 11:06:03

#Bitcoin #Icons #LeonardoAI https://m.primal.net/QAZC.png

2025-04-01 11:03:35

From the archives #Vintage #Computing #Nostalgia #LeonardoAI https://m.primal.net/QAYx.png

2025-04-01 11:01:43

#AI #Art #LeonardoAI #AlexVolkov https://m.primal.net/QAYs.png

2025-04-01 10:59:23

#AI #Art #LeonardoAI #Bitcoin - Some stuff from the archives :) https://m.primal.net/QAYm.png

2025-04-01 10:57:42

#AI #Art #LeonardoAI #Bitcoin - Some stuff from the archives :) https://m.primal.net/QAYj.png

2025-03-31 06:38:09

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Is there value in teaching them about the power of AI?

2025-03-31 06:27:10

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Soy infiltration has been going on for decades

2025-03-31 06:22:00

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Bitcoin is tomorrow's past today.

2025-03-31 06:21:35

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Money is for?

2025-03-30 00:41:05

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IYKYK

2025-03-30 00:40:46

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For all intents and purposes AGI is already here this decade. Yes it may not fit the best or formal definitions but "AGI" is inevitable.

2025-03-29 02:19:01

Arguably the best Saylor interview ever. Not just about Bitcoin, he explores life topics too: https://youtu.be/QASfe_ouKiA?feature=shared

2025-03-29 02:02:01

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(Butterfly meme) Is this piracy?

2025-03-29 01:54:32

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Any men's movements trying to shut it down?

2025-03-29 01:52:56

Is it just me or is canned food a lot better than "fresh" food in the supermarket? Something wrong with supply chains?

2025-03-26 02:56:48

Bookmarking
#nevent1q…jh3m

2025-03-26 02:18:23

Pretty big news
#nevent1q…lst7

2025-03-25 03:31:23

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Sorry for terrible sentence structure, on mobile.

2025-03-25 03:30:23

iPhone is clunky, laggy and overpriced. Bitcoin fixes this? #AAPL

2025-03-25 03:28:01

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Lightning is good need to get to Phantom wallet level on boarding and Solana level sub-one cent fees. I know Lightning does this for the most part but I'm saying end-to-end first time experience for totally new people.

2025-03-25 03:26:12

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Tapping into some sweet energy worldwide there.

2025-03-25 03:22:17

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Bitcoin fixes this?

2025-03-25 02:02:54

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It's just game theory.

2025-03-25 02:00:12

Ethereum Maxis
Michael Saylor
#nevent1q…70gt

2025-03-25 01:51:31

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That's why you still need to be critical. Use stable models ie. not real time eg. Qwen 2.5 (Max). Use personas and challenge the LLM. Call them out and they'll give different responses. So far Grok3, Qwen seem reasonable. Though Grok is real-time and buggy still. You can also run Qwen locally to ensure your Gguf file hasn't been tampered with since model snapshot (code/training lock)

2025-03-24 23:00:02

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It's the only way to save the dollar (Fed reserve note to US Gov note if Trump can pull it off)

2025-03-24 22:59:10

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1BTC = 1BTC

2025-03-21 06:53:06

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Interesting, but actually what's there to discuss? Is UAE going to invest in US-specific Bitcoin interests? Or are they agreeing somehow to buy Bitcoin together (hence ensuring number go up)? I mean, this meeting can be viewed as Bitcoin-positive, however doesn't make a whole lot of sense when one thinks about it.

2025-03-21 06:11:37

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💯 + #ZAPDEEZNUTS

2025-03-21 06:11:02

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Gib zaps here pls 2 bringback

2025-03-21 06:09:45

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Stay humble, stack sat(s).

2025-03-21 06:02:49

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Thanks so much! My first incoming Zap on Nostr! 0.25 Kats (kSatoshi) 🤩

2025-03-21 05:56:27

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How about simulacra rectal

2025-03-21 05:55:32

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Gib zaps here pls

2025-03-21 05:54:37

Teenage boys growing up in the 80's and 90's were pushed to be manly, rich and physically capable to attract women - "supermodels" being the aspirational peak.

2025-03-21 05:27:28

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#Coinspot BTC withdrawals currently "under maintenance". No ETA. Not something to be alarmed about yet, and they've been fine so far. But definitely keen to check out BTC-only exchanges now.

2025-03-21 05:22:29

#Coinspot BTC withdrawals under maintenance now. No ETA. Not FUD, just a heads up.

2025-03-21 01:05:58

https://x.com/datarepublican is literally a *disabled* woman girl math female coder in the big bad toxic world of old nasty white man tech. Why isn’t she the radical left’s biggest hero? 🤔

2025-03-21 00:16:33

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Regardless of what one thinks of Saylor, this is his absolute best speech ever. He's not just a hype man, he's going deep into some very important philosophical topics. Must watch.

2025-03-20 23:53:20

"The protocol is simple - a bunch of intelligent people everywhere in the world would like to keep their money." —Michael Saylor
#nevent1q…q3cr

2025-03-20 07:22:25

The love of money is the root of all evil (1 Timothy 6:10)

2025-03-20 07:19:36

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Fix the money fix (most) of the world.

2025-03-20 01:48:41

Masculinity is precious, not toxic.

2025-03-20 01:47:07

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Institutions will control #Bitcoin in Normieland.

2025-03-20 01:45:26

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Yep it's bad.

2025-03-20 01:28:11

**Why you should ₿itcoin. How Bitcoin Can Shift Your Perspective** 🧠✌️
**Decentralization and Sovereignty**
Bitcoin teaches you to value self-sovereignty—the idea that individuals should have control over their own lives, decisions, and resources. When you internalize this, you start to see people not as tools or resources to exploit but as sovereign beings with their own agency. This can foster deeper respect for others as autonomous individuals rather than transactional objects.
**Trustlessness ≠ Cynicism**
Bitcoin’s trustless nature doesn’t mean you distrust everyone—it means you don’t need to trust them because the system itself is secure. In human relationships, this can translate to focusing on collaboration and mutual benefit rather than constantly questioning motives or trying to “win” interactions.
**Long-Term Thinking**
Bitcoin maxis tend to think long-term (e.g., HODLing). This mindset can encourage you to invest in meaningful, lasting relationships instead of short-term, transactional ones. When you zoom out and consider the bigger picture, you realize that genuine connections are far more valuable than fleeting gains. https://m.primal.net/PmAc.jpg
**Scarcity and Value**
Bitcoin’s fixed supply teaches you to appreciate scarcity and intrinsic value. Applied to relationships, this can mean valuing quality over quantity—focusing on building deep, authentic connections rather than superficial, transactional ones.

2025-03-20 01:15:27

#Grok info on #Lightning is okay, somewhat helpful but definitely NOT accurate!

2025-03-20 00:07:16

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"Volatility is Vitality" —Michael Saylor

2025-03-20 00:01:24

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Feelsgoodman

2025-03-19 23:57:10

OK Nostr and Notedeck is the Twitter and Tweetdeck of past good times. Impressive. Can't wait to get off X.

2025-03-19 23:55:56

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