High Priest El Sexo

Born to Fart, Forced to shit

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MiaElk_at_poa.st@mostr.pub

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2024-09-03 19:07:44

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It ain't even Monday, cap'n

2024-09-03 19:02:35

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There was a time when a fucking inner city factory job was enough income to afford apartment rental and then some. It's time the government cared about the people.

2024-08-31 15:21:38

I HATE VAMPIRES AND THEIR GHOULS (pronounced Jouls)

2024-08-31 15:16:11

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We be going Looney Toony out here. Catch up Yockey Puck

2024-08-19 13:31:36

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WAKA WAKA DOO DOO YEAH!
I PUT TRAY TABLE UP
AND SEAT UP IN THE FORWARD POSITION

2024-08-19 00:41:22

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I used to walk a ton, and it didn't don on me how weak my... Cardio??? Was getting, because I have been jogging outside lately and I don't get very far, so I have been working at being a real jogger lately. It's a big step and I feel like it's the final solution to my workout.

2024-08-19 00:36:44

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Long live fnf

2024-08-18 23:23:10

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His treasure is the cat fren

2024-08-18 22:51:11

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The masculine urge to breakrobucks

2024-08-18 22:49:51

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I got the robot toooo!
Didja get the tank yet?

2024-08-18 00:02:17

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Love me some fancy coffee cake.
Do you like daifuku?
Do you like jinga (korean) sushi?
I kinda like Jinga sushi as its more filling and cheaper than normal sushi, but its not quite as flavorful as normal sushi.

2024-08-16 18:09:17

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I ponder the wizards meal

2024-08-16 09:12:23

https://i.poastcdn.org/77f1107c4a68a40177c3b6ad6845a73185154d1bdf45364c857bd5d68328ccd3.png

2024-08-16 08:18:24

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The AI meme pics were dead-on

2024-08-16 08:15:20

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Eat shitters

2024-08-16 08:08:12

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Well, I tried 😔

2024-08-16 08:07:30

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Good ol' racist turtle 🐢

2024-08-15 22:37:02

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Thanks a ton Cheerpixie. I won't forget your drunken cheering :nttrunner:

2024-08-15 22:35:12

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I like me kitty, like hello.
But I am out there busting a sweat, trying to improve.

2024-08-15 22:34:07

My beer is woke
This society is all just a big joke
Identity Fraud
That's all you
Plead when you're met with
YOU'RE TOMB
You plague lands with your demands
Goddamn it all
You'll be the one to fall!

2024-08-15 02:35:54

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lol.
Lmao even

2024-08-14 20:55:16

The hulkster denying lies of the past and making the right arguments is a vibe and it feelsgoodman

2024-08-14 20:51:41

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lil scorpion-chan <3

2024-08-14 20:50:46

This fucker thinks yo girl is a cum rag
https://i.poastcdn.org/da82e2a53da2f45e36a058884c94beb5a45907573af88e6bd82bb6b6cfee57bc.jpg

2024-08-13 23:07:51

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I just hit great sword for Rise

2024-08-13 23:06:43

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You said you wanted to be unraped.... you never said how many times....

2024-08-13 23:03:14

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Really gets the noggin joggin :thonk:

2024-08-13 23:01:19

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They say she is still looking for work 'to this day 😔

2024-08-13 23:00:26

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omg littletom the dark cloud avatar switch is welcome, such an OG

2024-08-13 01:00:24

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You could become a knight of the blue that way.
Also have better feat list and leveling wont feel like pain.

2024-08-13 00:57:31

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Have you tried playing modded skyrim?

2024-08-12 13:54:42

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Good morning Pix <3

2024-08-11 17:58:41

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I dont even have AC... Ready for a calm fall, no doubt

2024-08-11 17:10:25

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Thats one of the Xdive weapons
lol

2024-08-11 16:44:32

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Name 1 surviving series sega has done with consistent quality that isn't yakuza :watabit:

2024-08-11 16:41:44

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fit in whole, Fatty

2024-08-11 16:39:08

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Ahhhh, the character that the gym coach goons over, and then later the cat mascot goons over with the earned costume that the artists wanted people to goon over. The model.
Quite complex
https://i.poastcdn.org/a408767de05e571706e67ef39d34fab08474af0f886d60cf26441f521d44d308.jpg

2024-08-11 15:21:01

College starts nice and early for me next month, team. I dont know many people that have ever had a White-collar job, and I am hoping that once I become a Registered Nurse I can start working towards having a more than a million dollars (which should be pretty possible by putting a good amount of money into a 401K).
Is there any kind of advice or things I should know Poast team?

2024-08-11 02:09:37

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God I wish that were me

2024-08-11 02:07:29

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When a niggy gets too real :pensive_cowboy:

2024-08-10 17:16:17

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I'd watch my back too after that

2024-08-10 17:08:43

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Good morning :chick_business_wink:

2024-08-10 17:04:42

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My Man reads like its his religion.

2024-08-09 16:20:25

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big friend

2024-08-09 00:53:04

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Perhaps less carbs daily could help?

2024-08-08 17:58:05

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EmpLemon and the usual suspects: not even fettered. Just wiki police fags fagging it up.

2024-08-08 17:25:17

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Dang. Alot of my votes went to popular ones.... but 3 of them arent very close to the top.

2024-08-08 17:18:52

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This is how Todd intended Skyrim to be played

2024-08-08 17:17:06

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My boy Ross securing unique and interesting old (and new) Computer games for the white race. True giga chad.

2024-08-08 17:14:22

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A pretty good competitive team right there. Just gotta nickname them...

2024-08-08 17:08:45

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I'd be sad if you didn't
We are nap-pilled, We sleep max here!
And snoring is a sign of poor rest-combustion due to possible health/diet conditions. You need to up your game Rand-Sama

2024-08-08 15:54:21

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You had a nice cat nap a stream or 2 ago. A well earned one, dad.

2024-08-08 15:19:13

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If you are such a stoner, name every form of carbon
https://i.poastcdn.org/2362980cf1b8a20acdc8c70be2c1af34c28f85c382287addf8383649df3f0001.jpg

2024-08-08 15:06:50

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We burst into colors, colors and carousels.
Fall headfirst, like paper planes in playground games

2024-08-08 15:03:11

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One of the best parts of FF14 imo.

2024-08-08 14:58:27

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(they are all on Blacked.com)

2024-08-08 14:58:02

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Me too :blobblush:

2024-08-08 13:08:30

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Vaush only consumes horse semen

2024-08-08 03:07:41

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The city sorta makes it look like you have a gundam chocobo.
Why is there not a gundam chocobo yet?

2024-08-08 03:06:54

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Worf, activate cocka dicka mode

2024-08-05 16:50:23

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To Wendi-go

2024-08-05 01:42:41

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You are too pretty to go

2024-08-05 01:41:22

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Day owl :)

2024-08-05 01:37:25

How do I become moderately wealthy with a good white collar job?

2024-08-02 17:32:14

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Marie

2024-08-01 01:54:21

Feeling black pilled tonight trying to fill out scholarships and such. Cant remember/find my log in info for HESC and just wanna scream at this point.

2024-07-31 14:45:33

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WOWWW
JUST WOW
NO CAR CHARGING CONNECTORS, NO RBG WIRE SLOT, NO HDMI SLOT, NO GEIGER COUNTER, NO AMPIER DISPLAY. CAN IT EVEN USE GOOGLE GLASS!?

2024-07-31 14:39:53

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This got me to look up new mp3 players and now I am just in a boomer moment wondering what the new great mp3 player is and I guess something about me being old or smth

2024-07-31 13:23:14

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I am the lone soldier who cleans the coffee makers at my work. You are insane though, to think that even I would have enough time and flexibility to clean them in the mourning at that fucking fast food job

2024-07-31 13:20:37

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THATS WHY WE SHIT ON COMPANY TIME
::D

2024-07-29 13:54:01

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its very relaxing

2024-07-29 13:46:01

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The news man told me there would be deals at local shopping co-ordinates. But.... then that's just what the news said.

2024-07-29 04:10:21

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Watamelon has been a bad influence on her with all the drugs and late night raves

2024-07-29 04:08:48

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True. I just hope I won't have to talk to people much as a nurse. I am better if quiet and concentrated.

2024-07-29 04:06:12

College soon. Going for a medical degree. Feeling kinda black pulled because I have been introverted at work lately and paranoid I will be miserable at work no matter what...

2024-07-28 03:58:42

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Does he get the tranny?

2024-07-26 00:11:52

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They are BATTLING not to pass away

2024-07-21 03:04:27

This thing is pure evil @npub1kt6…jyp0
https://i.poastcdn.org/5d98516acc78a0ee60c47a68449dd8c045302afde68bc7711b849cc0d7b8ec04.webp

2024-07-19 20:49:28

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The mmos, or just in general?

2024-07-07 05:58:58

But i'm out of my head, when you're not around.

2024-07-02 14:51:10

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Sounds good : )
Now if only there was some tasty creamer to add to it...

2024-06-27 16:54:28

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Youuuu Love Cecil 😜

2024-06-22 16:42:44

This looks really good, and if DQ 1 and 2's remake looks as nice we DQ/DBZ fans will be eating like kings. I Hope Sparking Zero is great.
https://i.poastcdn.org/e21d65c06e5b8e9cf07a8fda4f3ff85214fb6782df70ea7c0c60550ecfd1f2e4.webp
https://i.poastcdn.org/9578c33eb06db9ee72e4c65037a63a8159a3e8ff6c80b8d7d035d4de31cca93a.webp
https://i.poastcdn.org/6f25dfc6d072ddb49ecc63fbfcdb0437aad06bb864572ae991ef89b66045cc60.png
https://i.poastcdn.org/184e86f7c4e2c66886c5efd7565833d3c81b61e5067e2a2bd88152eaa8876ec4.jpg

2024-06-19 17:57:18

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: (
Gondola

2024-06-19 17:53:48

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IDK, just was happy being Gon d

2024-06-19 17:49:52

I am no longer Gondola in avatar, fug.
::(

2024-06-18 17:29:36

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Funny, as WW is a pretty mid game in its own right. Light on content, high on garbage. Atleast WW works with light and effects more.

2024-06-18 15:32:33

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I suppose all kingdom hearts games are new to me when I don't play them. Though they are, of course, visually superior over that ugly Zelda title.

2024-06-18 15:28:21

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There is a new KH?
Does it have Sorta, Donald, and Goofy?

2024-06-18 15:25:28

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I am alright at dark souls.

2024-06-18 15:24:27

New 2d Zelda using that ugly ass Lego looking visual style once again. Hard skip.
🤮

2024-06-18 01:19:28

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Maybe I should start up 15 again? I remember not being huge on how magic worked. Kind of a convoluted and not worth it Version of the way more versatile draw system from ff8, a game I liked a good deal despite some of the missteps it took.
Is there any cool side stuff in it that I unlock later like monster raising?

2024-06-18 01:13:41

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I remember getting monster recruitment in FF13-2 and then just grinding after becoming unsure of where to go next. Never got the materials to boost them too much due to how drops worked, I have all of these games on steam. I got 15 for like... A dollar

2024-06-18 01:08:51

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I played 13-2 and 13-3 a bit, and I started 15 and made a little bit of progress before getting caught up in side quests, and then grinding.

2024-06-18 01:06:02

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Will do. It's about the shadows we made along the way.
Did you know White Chocobo's would heal you in FF4?

2024-06-18 01:03:10

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You're good. Just gaming in general is a struggle atm. I look forward to Shadowbringer.

2024-06-18 01:00:16

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If my head pains will allow. You really want me to get into that chapter, eh?

2024-06-18 00:58:13

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I wouldn't mind being able to go Chocobo mode 🦙

2024-06-18 00:53:20

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Thank you so much pixie. It hit me when I woke up yesterday and I just hope it's over soon.

2024-06-18 00:44:39

Ow. It sucks being ill. I got work tomorrow too.