small robots

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2025-04-17 08:50:07

242) Lapbot. When a cat falls asleep on you and you can't move to restore circulation to your legs without risking a sudden and startling claw-filled awakening, Lapbot will smoothly relieve you of your burden. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/352/430/690/665/542/original/384aa55fde5f3fda.png

2025-04-09 12:27:47

235) Lostbot. Goes missing as soon as you take your eyes off it, but it only ever takes five minutes of searching to find it again, so you always get that sense of satisfaction from recovering a lost item. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/307/986/310/757/571/original/1ea68a408b562ad1.png

2025-04-08 11:12:28

234) Jack-in-the-Bot. A jack-in-the-box, except instead of a scary clown popping out, it's a small robot that loves you. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/302/026/885/479/448/original/5e05817b5c169b20.png

2025-04-04 10:06:06

231) Coffeebot. Finally! We've made the necessary breakthrough in the caffeine matrix and can bring you the prototype of Teabot's long-awaited companion, Coffeebot! Please note that there are still some issues with fluid absorption... #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/279/110/370/276/395/original/d7ad6a01af0c847a.png

2025-04-02 09:31:34

229) Gravybot. Bringer and pourer of delicious gravy. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/267/655/219/812/205/original/5aac54a7b435c938.png

2025-04-01 10:24:42

228) Directionbot. Lost while driving? Don't worry; this robot can help! It will flag down a passerby and has absolutely no ego about asking them for directions! #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/262/215/508/871/391/original/447122e9d81217b9.png

2025-03-26 11:48:43

216) Nightlightbot. Sits on your child's bedside cabinet and glows comfortingly. When they start to drop off, gradually dims, then comes back on if they wake up in the night. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/228/554/046/661/443/original/06b297bed1343830.png

2025-03-25 09:39:54

213) Wellingtonbots. Get very excited about jumping in mud. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/222/392/608/375/304/original/7c0ac8267c6187c4.png

2025-03-14 11:47:36

212) Neckbot. Keeps your neck comfortable on long, sleepy journeys. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/160/607/855/550/574/original/a8c99e9eaa8e06c6.png

2025-03-12 12:45:02

210) Holdbot. When you get put on hold, slot your phone in the top of this robot and it'll follow you around while you get on with your day, while also keeping to hand relevant documents, cards, etc. so they're ready for you. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/149/494/163/011/729/original/0955d91f43a45147.png

2025-03-10 09:47:53

209) Paintbot. Cleans off your paintbrushes. Loves its work. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/137/499/179/131/182/original/790e9c30f19af2be.png

2025-02-27 12:07:43

204) Discobot. Loves the night life, has got to boogie, on the disco 'round (oh yeah). #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/075/748/229/617/537/original/8c674d7b7347f4dc.png

2025-02-26 11:05:03

203) Quitbot. Helps you give up smoking by literally just taking the cigarettes off you. A little bit judgemental, but only wants what's best for you. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/069/845/522/820/554/original/de009d4e40b44712.png

2025-02-20 09:41:30

200) Muckypupbot. The second Followerbot! A Pupperbot prototype we couldn't bring ourselves to reprogram despite the fact that it *won't stay out of the mud*. Named after @debrud.bsky.social (aka "Muckypup" elsewhere). #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/035/535/950/177/737/original/1a95f408e5e47ef5.png

2025-02-18 13:19:13

199) Handcreambot. Really, really wants you to moisturise. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/025/076/118/704/079/original/2e92858bb48e21d0.png

2025-02-11 11:41:55

194) Swimbots. Help your little one learn to swim (or just enjoy floating around) with these inflatable, encouraging robots. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/985/065/109/754/221/original/e467dda9e17d20cf.png

2025-01-17 11:36:57

192) Spooniebot. Understands when you don't have the spoons. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/843/479/836/700/587/original/388e294765113286.png

2025-01-16 14:02:57

191) Bagbot. Rolls along next to you carrying your shopping (alternative name: Botforlife). #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/838/384/628/056/329/original/4ddf689687751ed7.png

2025-01-15 11:01:55

190) Medsbot. When a holiday is coming up, or you're going away, reminds you to check you have all the medication you'll need ahead of time. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/832/012/817/131/464/original/f9ab9cd6c856d9cf.png

2025-01-14 21:00:34

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What if there was a robot that was also a bow tie? What if someone tried to write about that in a way that was entertaining and/or informative? https://www.patreon.com/posts/designers-notes-120006498

2025-01-13 16:02:20

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A diffcult start to the year.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/designers-notes-119916473

2025-01-13 13:38:52

187) Snailbot. Feeds nutritious leaves to snails in your garden so they'll leave your flowers and vegetables alone. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/821/307/482/629/450/original/47620aea4224972f.png

2024-12-26 12:55:15

672) Dreidelbot. A dreidel robot to help young ones learn about Chanukah. Can recite the story of the holiday and the miracle that started it. Chag Chanukah sameach! #SmallRobotsRemastered #FestivebotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/719/203/933/577/167/original/56995b779b714ce4.png

2024-12-25 12:31:38

1784) Scroogebot. A squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous old sinnerbot! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an Oysterbot. #ABotmasCarol
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/713/471/744/692/428/original/6af4744b75d4776f.png

2024-12-24 13:30:34

675) Santabot. One of the robots has volunteered to help out Santa delivering presents this year. Unfortunately, it's too big for most chimneys... #SmallRobotsRemastered #FestivebotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/708/016/059/070/686/original/a2ec0af97b040963.png

2024-12-20 13:05:34

685) Stockingbot. Looks after all your presents. Tries to stay awake to see Santabot on Christmas Eve, but so far has never managed it. #SmallRobotsRemastered #FestivebotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/685/265/667/938/192/original/defa652c8e8548ea.png

2024-12-18 12:21:40

700) Snowglobebot. A self-shaking snow globe. A number of variants with different festive Small Robot scenes have been designed, but this one is proving by far the most popular for some reason... #SmallRobotsRemastered #FestivebotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/673/779/208/494/425/original/c0e0f66f1e1f0174.png

2024-12-17 11:45:47

673) Angelbot. Lifts the angel into position on top of the Christmas tree. #SmallRobotsRemastered #FestivebotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/667/963/017/232/377/original/d429433f3e70e209.png

2024-12-12 11:06:00

697) Puddingbot. Round pudding pal. Not edible, but looks nice and can carry Hollybots around. #SmallRobotsRemastered #FestivebotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/639/507/414/370/591/original/d9d645272ecea47a.png

2024-12-03 12:29:32

38) Sladebot. Starts yelling, "IIIIIIITS'S CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!" on 1st December, doesn't stop until January. #SmallRobotsRemastered #FestivebotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/588/885/229/321/717/original/dad61d40bf4ebc12.png

2024-12-02 11:36:35

669) Adventbots. Count down to Christmas with this Small Robot advent calendar! Behind each door is a new little pal to brighten your morning. #SmallRobotsRemastered #FestivebotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/582/986/186/773/834/original/221e483778a14ef3.png

2024-10-28 09:33:31

182) Ceilingbot. Seeks out cobwebs in hard to reach places on your ceiling. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/384/335/774/266/824/original/7709d1a901d0bc0e.png

2024-10-22 09:04:10

1738) Approachbot. Is getting closer to you by the moment. #Horrorbots
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/350/266/693/555/423/original/3e6da3be567f8437.png

2024-10-15 10:15:39

181) Applebot. Tempts you with a delicious apple. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/310/880/219/349/957/original/1f20f80dd299f028.png

2024-10-11 11:09:49

179) Mischiefbots. Hey, what's in this box? Oh, it's some litt...oh no! Oh there's hundreds of them! They're out of control! Someone help! Noooooo! #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/288/453/893/495/575/original/94feadee9a46c81d.png

2024-10-07 09:24:03

177) Butterflybot. Scours the floor for the butterfly that just fell off the back of your earring. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/265/399/900/586/991/original/b61acfb892221f40.png

2024-10-02 17:13:59

Would you like a little picture of one (or more!) of my robots that doesn't exist yet? I'll draw you one if you like! You can use it as a display pic or something idk. Prices start at £20. Contact me on here for details. Payment ideally through PayPal.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/238/947/545/846/505/original/9408063109892530.png

2024-09-06 10:07:47

165) If you have a tortoise purchased some time ago when animal import laws were less stringent and now, in the more conservation-minded present, are unable to get them a friend, Tortoisebot is the solution. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/090/041/160/715/026/original/93550e43ca6dc12a.png

2024-09-05 10:21:30

164) Allergybot. Sucks up all the pet hair, pollen, dust etc. from near your face to avoid respiratory allergy triggers. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/084/426/810/798/829/original/3b03b9c9e8e0f459.png

2024-09-02 09:09:38

159) Peek-a-bot. Keeps your baby occupied while you go to the loo/make yourself a drink/eat a biscuit/have a wash/just sit down for literally one goddamn minute. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/067/157/082/646/285/original/0ad83ee53b383c7a.png

2024-08-28 10:20:49

157) Dishbot. Absolutely loves doing the washing up. Honestly can't get enough of it. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/039/126/797/081/564/original/83f29da6e6d3a723.png

2024-08-09 10:27:06

147) Bigbot. Is just too big. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/931/555/150/483/420/original/76e56b1a7d809a20.png

2024-08-08 10:16:26

144) Pocketbot. Does the patriarchy force you to buy garments with pockets that are uselessly small or even absent altogether? Use Pocketbot to stick it to the man (men). #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/925/865/038/953/355/original/af67f6c5323ab901.png

2024-08-06 10:22:27

142) Cordbot. Unties the emergency cord in an accessible toilet if someone has tied it up. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/914/563/430/409/123/original/a0aa183875fa5653.png

2024-08-06 10:22:27

2024-08-05 09:53:19

141) Dropbot. Always there to catch stuff that you knock off tables, counters, shelves, etc. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/908/783/758/678/894/original/6b3f167f81c439f8.png

2024-07-29 09:45:51

135) Flatbot. If you accidentally get locked out of your flat, slides under the door to let you back in. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/869/120/677/683/518/original/19882df4c25e5a11.png

2024-07-25 12:48:51

133) Findbot. Bring the convenience of electronic documents to printed media, with this robot that performs the 'Find' function by zooming across actual books to find the desired text string. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/847/194/157/002/416/original/82bf5f2be3d5a89e.png

2024-07-24 10:02:18

132) Eggbot. Knows exactly how hard-boiled an egg is. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/840/872/508/899/500/original/da0ea28953a25eac.png

2024-07-22 09:49:48

130) Flybot. Ropes annoying flies in your house and takes them outside. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/829/503/017/234/309/original/16e75d4aa031d705.png

2024-07-18 08:53:19

129) Companybot. Doesn't do anything really, just sits and keeps you company if you're lonely or sad or just need a small robot friend. ♥️🤖 #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/806/625/932/418/965/original/cba08f704ba75b53.png

2024-07-15 10:33:20

126) Scratchbot. Goes and finds that one little itch you just can't quite reach. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/790/030/255/451/692/original/6b5632306cf0b593.png

2024-07-11 09:04:19

122) Dunkbot. Dunks your biscuits in your tea for *just the right length of time* to ensure the correct balance between moisture and integrity. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/767/034/120/018/906/original/e27b45581f37cde9.png

2024-07-01 14:43:55

112) Parcelbot. Waits on your doorstep when you're expecting a parcel that won't fit through the letterbox and looks after it for you until you get home. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/711/762/046/759/641/original/2dd7c576fec535ec.png

2024-06-27 09:44:11

108) Peabot. Catches stray peas when you're eating your dinner. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/687/930/738/687/372/original/8879c0d3a048d37c.png

2024-06-26 09:02:36

107) Rescuebot. When your cat (or other non-arboreal pet/child) gets stuck in a tree, can fly up to retrieve them. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/682/079/320/492/650/original/c571030621c1cc6d.png

2024-06-25 10:38:13

106) Tapebot. Helps you find the end of the roll of sellotape. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/676/809/037/142/098/original/186380ffe4e43942.png

2024-06-17 09:58:35

99) Threadbot. Loves to fly through the eyes of needles. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/631/354/888/176/207/original/bc030686785f6434.png

2024-06-14 10:03:06

98) Lippybot. For the hands-free application of lipstick. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/614/386/688/751/174/original/1bf37c8cd4c0a5f6.png

2024-06-13 12:23:35

97) Lidbot. When you're watching something late at night and keep dropping off, keeps your eyes open. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/609/277/283/709/737/original/3624296eac441cb5.png

2024-06-11 11:30:43

96) Guestbot. When you're a guest or have guests, keeps you appraised of the situation with your hosts/guests in the morning. Are they up? Are they waiting for you? Will they bring you tea? If you go out in your underwear will you scare a small child? #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/597/746/221/936/783/original/bf6de286c947e3cd.png

2024-06-10 11:08:04

95) Frankenbot. Corrects people who refer to Frankenstein's Monster as Frankenstein, *or* can be set in reverse to mock the pedantry of those who correct others for this "error". #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/591/979/081/047/997/original/c6dc996cac96137c.png

2024-06-05 09:28:51

92) Textbot. When someone is inconsiderate enough to phone you, converts their speech into manageable texts, then reads your own reply texts back in your voice. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/563/292/429/806/308/original/8481767d9ced1466.png

2024-05-31 12:11:39

91) Brickbot. Finds the exact brick you need when playing with modular Danish construction toys. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/535/614/798/039/638/original/adf5ee56353848d2.png

2024-05-29 11:19:25

89) Outbot. When you come out (as whatever you come out as), can be sent round to various friends and relatives to tell them, provide useful definitions, and field any basic questions they have so you don't need to have the same conversation fifty times. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/524/081/735/358/735/original/8718042936e7dbf2.png

2024-05-22 10:07:32

84) Jarbot. Whizzes around very fast to open jars. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/484/166/204/338/677/original/e1f50ca5db267502.png

2024-05-17 09:17:48

81) Sockbot. Dares to venture into the dark places of the washing machine to retrieve socks from the monster that steals them for its own nefarious ends. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/455/656/942/184/018/original/2d78dcb58d56306f.png

2024-05-16 09:19:11

80) Thermomebot. Warns you if your tea is getting too cold. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/449/995/236/422/650/original/b6f79cbec9004dd7.png

2024-05-15 09:51:48

79) Privacybot. Projects an impenetrable zone of silence when you're using a public convenience (though is programmed with fail-safes if it detects a fire alarm, someone in distress, etc.) #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/444/467/202/333/018/original/7ab30bf4cbcef02d.png

2024-05-14 11:39:55

78) Catchbot. Catches balls and other thrown objects for you. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/439/232/946/401/004/original/d76dee17682f6837.png

2024-05-10 09:28:07

76) Tradebot. Helps you do small talk with proper grown-ups with actual jobs like builders and mechanics. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/416/066/229/810/066/original/6f33c3a360216762.png

2024-05-09 09:56:27

75) Fridgebot. Has a direct uplink to your fridge so always knows what's in it at all times, wherever you are. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/410/512/454/318/078/original/3bcdbc7feaf5bb9e.png

2024-05-08 10:23:46

74) Attachbot. Reminds you to attach the file to the e-mail that references it. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/404/960/067/268/778/original/223cc9181b344cdd.png

2024-05-07 09:12:38

73.5) Dresscodebot. Always knows the dress code for a venue or event, or when a dress code isn't in play, knows what the general vibe will be. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/399/008/954/393/340/original/e14d34cb200f1dd7.png

2024-05-02 07:50:57

73) Sizebot. Tells you if an item of clothing will fit and be flattering without you having to try it on. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/370/382/516/428/772/original/7e1ece33cc16750a.png

2024-04-30 09:59:41

72) Continuitybot. When you start a new TV season or book or film from a series after a long hiatus, is on hand to remind you who everyone is and why you should care. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/359/567/126/146/752/original/e567d62b5bd3fc49.png

2024-04-29 09:58:42

71) Sickbot. Phones in sick for you, complete with weak-sounding version of your voice and comprehensive understanding of your symptoms to relay. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/353/902/844/779/460/original/8b0b1755dd61124e.png

2024-04-26 08:49:26

70) Strongbot. Is just very strong, which is handy sometimes. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/336/609/262/347/789/original/84f1935862e21841.png

2024-04-23 11:05:57

68) Quietbot. Just enjoys being quiet. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/320/194/905/639/003/original/9a2dfbee7af30b09.png

2024-04-19 09:35:55

66) Sandbot. Clears up all the sand from the beach that decides to come home with you. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/297/190/811/057/834/original/e1fab77a72e27b1b.png

2024-04-18 09:16:40

65) Babybot. Able to understand and translate the primitive communications of human infants. Comes with four different signs. #SmallRobotsRemastered
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/291/451/316/925/309/original/d26f2dc3196c2d01.png

2024-04-11 09:59:44

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@npub1q9m…zgdu A few different robots would be required to do all those things!

2024-04-09 10:01:51

61) Tachebot. A little portable moustache for you. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-04-03 09:02:11

57) Browbot. Sorts out your eyebrows for you, if what it is you want is for your eyebrows to be sorted out. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-03-28 11:01:35

54) Facebot. Holographically projects a calm face in front of your actual face when you need to go outside and do normal human stuff. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-03-27 09:49:33

53) Allenbot. Literally just an Allen key, but turns up when you say, "Why do they never give you a fucking Allen key with these bastard cabinets?" #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-03-26 11:43:54

52) Lensbot. Keeps your glasses clear of smears, stops them steaming up when you go inside on a cold day, etc. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-03-22 10:55:41

51) Saucerbot. Not an actual saucer, which would be useful, but a flying saucer which zooms around and crashes on a farm in New Mexico. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-03-21 10:36:17

50) Bandbot. Fashions and distributes an endless supply of precious, precious hairbands. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-03-15 10:59:19

47) Binsbot. Knows what day the bins go out after Bank Holidays. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-03-12 13:24:15

44) Choicebot. Flips up into in the air if you're struggling to choose between two options. Simply assign one option to each side and whichever option corresponds to the side facing upwards when Choicebot lands is the one you go with! #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-03-11 10:46:10

43) Kickbot. When a ball lands in front of you in the park, kicks it back to the Bigger Boys before you have the chance to mess it up and look foolish. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-03-07 11:08:19

42) Towelbot. Always has a towel. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-03-04 10:11:17

39) Namebot. Hovers over your shoulder at social functions and remembers the name of everyone you meet for future reference. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-02-26 10:08:48

34) Bucksbot. Translates your vague, confused mumblings about what kind of coffee you want into a coherent order from the menu that you can then convey to a barista. Disguised as a takeaway coffee cup to avoid embarrassment. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-02-08 10:01:23

26) Rainbot. If you're out of the house and it starts raining, launches off to find you. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-02-01 10:00:22

22) Savebot. Periodically waddles over to your computer and plugs itself in to back up your important files without being asked. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-01-26 11:59:51

18) Signalbot. Always has Wi-Fi. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-01-25 10:51:46

17) Cakebot. Brings you cakes. Not as sophisticated as Teabot, so unfortunately brings you them even when you don't want them so you end up with far too many. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-01-25 10:51:46

2024-01-19 10:41:13

13) Fluffbot. Uses its li'l toes to pick up fluff and hair that's stuck in your carpet. We're not sure what it does with it all after. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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2024-01-01 11:03:21

1) Teabot. Brings you tea if what it is you want is some tea. #SmallRobotsRemastered
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