Amish Super Model

Retired Amish Porn Star and current Amish Super Model gracing the runways from Milan to Minsk to Lancaster. Passionate Practical Progressive.

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2024-09-05 23:03:57

Starting to think buying your emotionally disturbed teenage son a gun for Christmas might not be a great idea.

2024-08-31 22:18:29

I hate when people misuse words and expressions, like “for all intensive purposes”…
Just my sediments.

2024-08-10 02:53:16

Struggling to fill larger venues, the Trump campaign has decided to target diners and coffee shops for his new “Donald Unplugged” tour.

2024-07-30 20:36:02

Look, I’m not suggesting Trump’s a complete narcissistic asshole, I’m just saying…
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2024-07-29 00:02:59

So, Donald Trump is afraid to debate a strong woman?
Weird.

2024-07-18 13:03:16

I don’t patronize places that threaten to “treat me like family.”

2024-07-15 14:08:47

BREAKING: Trump-appointed MAGA hack judge dismisses case against Trump for stealing classified documents.

2024-07-09 17:02:38

For those who may not be aware, the Cuyahoga River caught on fire for at least the 12th time in 1969 providing the impetus for the creation of the EPA and Clean Water Acts under Nixon in 1970.
#Project2025 would like to destroy the EPA.
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2024-07-08 20:23:50

I think IQ tests are bullshit! And they’re biased against the stupid (and poor test takers).

2024-07-02 02:23:26

So… could the President dismiss the entire Supreme Court?
I mean, as long as it’s an official act, of course.

2024-06-25 20:04:48

It’s weird that most people who preach about Heaven are the ones I wouldn’t want to spend eternity with anyway.

2024-06-25 15:10:34

When you take to the woods to do a little soul-searching…
And realize you never had one.
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2024-06-25 00:35:26

How does a guy who spent 40 years in public service since the Reagan administration suddenly become the devil…
Oh yeah, Donald Trump.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/674/450/768/497/999/original/0615cef3798e3708.mp4

2024-06-24 15:09:19

Joe Biden getting “jacked-up” for the debate at Camp David…
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2024-06-18 16:52:18

“Be nice to everyone. You never know who might have a pool.”
-Gandhi

2024-06-18 15:46:26

What’s the difference between a cougar and a mountain lion?
A cougar buys you a drink before it chases you.

2024-06-14 14:10:24

Does anxiety count as cardio?

2024-05-24 21:03:54

Did you ever imagine a day when an American “Patriot” would become synonymous with “Nazi”?

2024-05-10 23:33:51

Just when you thought The Donald had no more soul to sell…
What Trump promised oil CEOs as he asked them to steer $1 billion to his campaign https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/09/trump-oil-industry-campaign-money/

2024-05-08 19:54:11

She told me she laughed her ass off.
I spun her around to check and told her she might need to keep laughing.
And that’s how the fight started .

2024-05-03 23:42:56

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@npub1nn8…8sed It’s still money!!!

2024-04-15 20:45:50

I think he’s old enough now that we can start calling him Ryan Goose.

2024-03-18 16:47:38

BREAKING: Trump to re-hire Pro-Russian lobbyist and convicted tax cheat and bank fraudster, Paul Manafort.

2024-03-10 21:14:39

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@npub132h…f594 Catvana?

2024-03-10 02:26:46

If you don’t pronounce “Pirates” to rhyme with “Pilates”…
What are you even doing with your life?

2024-03-03 16:56:23

I know that “Christian” Nationalists only like to read THEIR book…
But I think we need to remind them about this document:
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof”

2024-03-01 13:17:03

I think the investigation that’s really necessary is Trump’s continuous and undying loyalty to Putin and why he hijacks any efforts to counter the tyrant.

2024-02-25 16:06:30

Anyone remember liking Dilbert until you met Scott Adams?

2024-02-21 13:12:01

Ironic that Trump is comparing himself to Putin critic, Alexei Navalny…
Criticizing Putin is the one thing Trump is definitely NOT guilty of.

2024-02-18 17:48:41

“Big deal, people! I cheat on my taxes, I cheat on my banks, I cheat on elections, I cheat on my contractors, I cheat at golf, and I cheat on my wives…
But I would never cheat on you!”
-djt

2024-01-29 22:34:34

What if “good guys” didn’t sell guns to bad guys?

2024-01-25 03:05:51

BREAKING: Nikki Haley announces Donald Trump as running mate!

2024-01-18 01:53:36

Little Known Fact: Amphitheaters live underwater during the larval stage before coming ashore to become adult theaters.

2024-01-10 22:36:54

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@npub1u3t…c6ug

2024-01-10 05:21:31

BREAKING: Trump threatens bedlam if not granted immunity for previous bedlam.
“If they don’t let me get away with inciting violence, I will keep inciting violence,” added djt.

2024-01-04 01:37:04

You ever pretend you’re choking just to get a hug?
No? Just me, then?

2023-12-31 22:51:05

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@npub17ha…t8va Remember Trump’s first EPA pick?
https://www.science.org/content/article/trump-picks-prominent-climate-skeptic-epa-chief

2023-12-31 20:38:32

“OMG! Could you at least take a minute to squeegee the rocks when you’re done bathing!!!”
-cave wives

2023-12-31 18:22:04

Y’know, before social media, I used to just go to the park and shout this stuff at strangers.

2023-12-31 18:15:37

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@npub1krc…68qh Didja hear about the two dudes who passed a big ol’ pit bull licking himself on the street…
First guy says, “Man, don’t you wish you could do that!”
Second guy says, “Well sure. But what if he bites me?”

2023-12-29 18:10:28

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@npub1krc…68qh Compost, my friend. Compost!

2023-12-27 16:15:25

Got my wife a coupon for “One Free Sex”…
I hope she uses it this year.

2023-12-26 19:50:43

I wonder what Michael Bublé does the other 11 months of the year?

2023-12-21 22:36:24

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@npub1ffl…tv7d She’s such an idiot.

2023-12-06 01:07:50

I always try to mix in some hip slang when I’m talking to the kids so they know I’m cool.
No cap, Bro.

2023-11-25 23:49:00

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@npub1nn8…8sed
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2023-11-21 04:03:21

“Oh, yeah, well… I destroyed it on purpose!”
-Elon Musk, about the SpaceX rocket and Twitter

2023-11-16 21:56:26

I’d post nudes…
But I don’t want to break the internet.

2023-11-10 01:57:07

What if you’ve already fallen in love…
And then they say “eckspecially”?

2023-09-24 15:47:49

Ain’t it weird that we drink water from plastic bottles because our drinking water’s been contaminated by plastics?

2023-09-23 19:21:25

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@npub1xpc…3t05 Looks like a Lipton Iced Tea commercial.

2023-09-22 01:47:22

Please, remind your right-wing friends that they can kill the woke virus by microwaving their phones on high for seven minutes.

2023-08-22 22:04:05

Kinda sad that a lot of right-wing “Christians” have views more aligned with Hitler than with Jesus.

2023-08-20 20:24:50

Call me crazy, but perhaps one way to crack down on illegal immigration might be to crack down on the profiteers who hire illegals immigrants?

2023-08-18 05:05:17

BREAKING: Donald Trump asks that all trials be held posthumously.
“According to my attorneys, I’ll be a much better client once I’m dead,” Trump added.

2023-08-14 19:43:34

BREAKING: In a shocking twist, Donald Trump lashes out against haters and people who want to hold him accountable for breaking the law and trying to rig an election.

2023-08-12 02:50:11

Someday I hope to be rich enough to throw away leftovers right away instead of putting them in Tupperware and throwing them away a week later.

2023-07-19 20:56:48

Ironically, it’s my tremendous humility that makes me so much better than everyone else.

2023-07-17 14:49:26

Can we just start calling the GOP the Confederate Party?

2023-07-06 16:36:15

It’s very liberating when you realize that not everyone needs to like you.

2023-06-13 03:01:59

Look what DeShameless has done to the “Happiest Place on Earth”…
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2023-05-27 13:48:28

Even Highlights Magazine can see it…
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2023-05-14 12:56:40

Just watched Titanic.
SPOILER ALERT: The boat sinks at the end.

2023-05-07 19:33:40

What if we just consider “desire to own an AR-15” a mental health issue?

2023-05-05 04:58:30

BREAKING: 1) Alabama fires baseball coach in wake of gambling scandal!
2) Who the hell is gambling on college baseball?!
3) Why is gambling omnipresent these days and conservatives don’t really care?!
https://www.cbssports.com/general/news/alabama-fires-baseball-coach-brad-bohannon-amid-reports-of-suspicious-betting-activity/amp/

2023-03-26 14:39:34

Do people with insomnia know about Coldplay?

2023-03-17 21:16:19

If the only reason you behave yourself is because a 2000-year-old book threatened you with a fiery eternity if you didn’t…
Your parents didn’t raise you well.

2023-03-08 22:53:40

How about this idea…
Conversion therapy for bigots?

2023-03-07 21:43:26

I’m starting to think Donald Trump’s not just pretending to be an asshole.

2023-03-04 16:17:21

Freedom is not a zero-sum game.
You don’t lose yours by allowing others to have theirs.

2023-02-23 15:31:59

I wonder if Marjorie Taylor Greene wants a divorce from America because she’s been sleeping with other countries?