Amish Super Model

Retired Amish Porn Star and current Amish Super Model gracing the runways from Milan to Minsk to Lancaster. Passionate Practical Progressive.

https://justmytoots.com/@amishsupermodel@mastodon.social

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2024-10-15 01:12:25

Kind of ironic to hear Trump call people rapists and criminals. Apparently, he doesn’t own a mirror.
Trump’s anti-immigrant, domestic “enemy” rhetoric in focus in final stretch to Election Day - CBS News https://apple.news/AnZ6MpGDRSzi6tPLC4OFwyg

2024-10-10 13:30:19

Weird how a guy who fraudulently exaggerates his wealth to get bigger loans, then devalues his worth to pay less in taxes is the same guy who promises Evangelicals he’ll be the most pro-life president ever to win votes is now trying to tell women he’ll be their “protector” to win votes.

2024-09-11 01:06:30

Where’s Trump’s right eye?

2024-09-05 23:03:57

Starting to think buying your emotionally disturbed teenage son a gun for Christmas might not be a great idea.

2024-08-31 22:18:29

I hate when people misuse words and expressions, like “for all intensive purposes”…
Just my sediments.

2024-08-31 14:33:06

Little Known Fact: Trump’s moral compass is used as a ceiling fan at Mar-A-Lago.

2024-08-27 00:19:28

My kids are gonna start a competitive cooking show using only the microwave…
The Reheaters.

2024-08-23 22:52:03

BREAKING: Donald Trump proposes that all Fox channels add the word “radical” before the word left in any sports broadcasts.
For example:
“This radical left tackle is one of the best pass blockers in the game.”
“He’s considered one of the best radical left fielders in baseball.”

2024-08-18 16:23:41

Trump’s “Deep State” claims always reflect his inability to work with other others or deal with pushback. He can’t handle checks and balances. He wants to turn the country into his own private company, just like his own cheating, scamming companies filled with family and sycophants that fawn over him or get fired. He could never answer to a board of directors, much less a publicly owned country.

2024-08-14 03:01:05

It only takes 30 seconds on Facebook to remember why I left my hometown and why I’d never go back.

2024-08-10 02:53:16

Struggling to fill larger venues, the Trump campaign has decided to target diners and coffee shops for his new “Donald Unplugged” tour.

2024-08-09 20:19:40

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@npub1xpc…3t05 Tim will put on a fresh pot of coffee for you any time of day.
Tim checks your mail and feeds your pets while you’re away.

2024-08-05 22:50:06

May he who hasn’t encountered a dead bear on the side of the road and dropped it in the middle of a busy public park cast the first stone!

2024-08-05 22:02:40

Sorry all, I’m going to be away for a bit…
I just got selected to be the Vice President.

2024-08-03 19:51:43

Can we somehow donate to the orcas who attack the yachts of the Uber-wealthy?

2024-08-02 17:40:33

I tried out for the Olympic water polo team but my horse drowned.

2024-08-01 20:21:23

Weird!
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/888/621/459/832/053/original/357e8146a3fbf095.mp4

2024-07-30 20:36:02

Look, I’m not suggesting Trump’s a complete narcissistic asshole, I’m just saying…
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/877/354/497/529/395/original/c8daeffb0d87c16d.jpeg
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/877/354/927/356/260/original/024d19e655a4d9ab.jpeg

2024-07-29 13:44:40

Doctor: So, what are you using for birth control?
Me: Usually socks and sandals.

2024-07-29 00:02:59

So, Donald Trump is afraid to debate a strong woman?
Weird.

2024-07-23 23:41:22

Not sure how to counter a racist misogynist criminal better than a black female prosecutor.

2024-07-18 13:03:16

I don’t patronize places that threaten to “treat me like family.”

2024-07-15 14:08:47

BREAKING: Trump-appointed MAGA hack judge dismisses case against Trump for stealing classified documents.

2024-07-13 00:12:48

BREAKING: For the first time, Donald Trump declares a platonic interest in one of his children.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/776/284/686/696/360/original/bba3c392387ae704.jpeg

2024-07-11 01:30:30

Not to brag, but I’ve already started gaining my winter weight.

2024-07-09 17:02:38

For those who may not be aware, the Cuyahoga River caught on fire for at least the 12th time in 1969 providing the impetus for the creation of the EPA and Clean Water Acts under Nixon in 1970.
#Project2025 would like to destroy the EPA.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/757/607/168/986/470/original/800db468f9c9bfbf.jpeg

2024-07-08 20:23:50

I think IQ tests are bullshit! And they’re biased against the stupid (and poor test takers).

2024-07-03 22:42:18

Remember back when people and businesses paid taxes for government support/protection (roads, schools, police, fire, fairness in trade, environmental protection, international security) without whining?
Somehow that has become un-American?

2024-07-02 14:00:48

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@npub1r3k…vlss
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/717/256/647/900/323/original/6e64fbf60dfbeee6.jpeg

2024-07-02 02:23:26

So… could the President dismiss the entire Supreme Court?
I mean, as long as it’s an official act, of course.

2024-07-02 02:00:55

So, Steve Bannon yelled, “I’m going to have my voice heard!” on his way to prison for refusing to have his voice heard at a deposition for the January 6th committee and refusing to turn over documents to prove his innocence.
Weird how all these guys want to have their voice heard… just not under oath.

2024-06-28 15:59:51

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@npub1nn8…8sed Best description of why they lie…
https://www.salon.com/2019/10/12/republicans-must-lie-to-survive-they-have-no-other-choice/

2024-06-28 15:56:17

I don’t know how this will play out, but we simply can’t put a draft-dodging fraudulent criminal con-man who stole top secret documents and tried to overturn an American election back in the White House.

2024-06-25 20:04:48

It’s weird that most people who preach about Heaven are the ones I wouldn’t want to spend eternity with anyway.

2024-06-25 15:10:34

When you take to the woods to do a little soul-searching…
And realize you never had one.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/677/894/614/585/839/original/74b7cbefa3cf7ff0.jpeg

2024-06-25 00:35:26

How does a guy who spent 40 years in public service since the Reagan administration suddenly become the devil…
Oh yeah, Donald Trump.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/674/450/768/497/999/original/0615cef3798e3708.mp4

2024-06-24 15:09:19

Joe Biden getting “jacked-up” for the debate at Camp David…
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/672/227/643/270/879/original/12b156b497a61976.jpeg

2024-06-18 17:17:54

If you look at the dude on the right in the background, you can almost hear him saying, “What a fucking douchebag!”
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/638/759/250/168/862/original/dfa13c236dcd5811.jpeg

2024-06-18 16:52:18

“Be nice to everyone. You never know who might have a pool.”
-Gandhi

2024-06-18 15:46:26

What’s the difference between a cougar and a mountain lion?
A cougar buys you a drink before it chases you.

2024-06-14 14:10:24

Does anxiety count as cardio?

2024-05-30 22:10:29

BREAKING: Cheater gets caught cheating. Blames everyone else for cheating.

2024-05-30 14:28:17

Sometimes brutal honesty isn’t as necessary as kindness.

2024-05-24 21:03:54

Did you ever imagine a day when an American “Patriot” would become synonymous with “Nazi”?

2024-05-22 18:06:06

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@npub132h…f594 But doesn’t the far-right also think he’d have complete immunity if he did?

2024-05-22 17:36:01

Sometimes after a few drinks, I send pianist pics…
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/485/942/006/325/564/original/de5561181d6cc0f3.jpeg

2024-05-22 11:58:18

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@npub1lrv…tth9 Make America Up for Sale Again!

2024-05-21 17:41:37

While not as physically intimidating as his cousin Tyrannosaurus, Thesaurus Rex could often talk his way out of potential threats.

2024-05-21 12:34:50

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@npub132h…f594 Does she have to wear a red tie?

2024-05-21 00:47:05

Not to brag, but I think I just did what the kids call a “crunch”…
I mean, I was just trying to drink my vodka and tonic without getting off the couch. But still… exercise.

2024-05-15 13:29:48

Sure, I’m highly underpaid, but at least my job is unfulfilling.

2024-05-15 13:21:01

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@npub1nn8…8sed He’s no Martin van Buren!
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/445/309/504/041/744/original/1a71285ffb125a5d.jpeg

2024-05-14 16:02:39

If only Trump had written a book about shooting a dog instead of being a fraudulent philandering rapist, people would finally understand what a horrible human being he is.

2024-05-10 23:33:51

Just when you thought The Donald had no more soul to sell…
What Trump promised oil CEOs as he asked them to steer $1 billion to his campaign https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/09/trump-oil-industry-campaign-money/

2024-05-08 21:43:51

People of a certain age will recognize this…
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/407/650/253/308/121/original/3427c4bebd665fc5.jpeg

2024-05-08 19:54:11

She told me she laughed her ass off.
I spun her around to check and told her she might need to keep laughing.
And that’s how the fight started .

2024-05-08 12:53:46

BREAKING: Judge Aileen Cannon named as Trump’s Campaign Manager!
“I don’t know anyone who has worked harder to give me a chance in 2024!” Trump added.

2024-05-05 14:11:38

Great article about how religion became part of American Law (and NOT by its Founders as some like to claim).
“The National Day of Prayer kicked off a profusion of official endorsements of religion: the National Prayer Breakfast (1953); “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance (1954); a Congressional Prayer Room in the U.S. Capitol (1955); “In God We Trust” as the U.S. motto (1956), on our money (1957) and inscribed on the rostrum of the speaker of the House (1962).”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/04/30/abolish-national-prayer-day/

2024-05-03 23:42:56

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@npub1nn8…8sed It’s still money!!!

2024-05-03 23:37:09

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@npub1nn8…8sed How about Sweet’s Ballroom Blitz and Social D’s Story of My Life…
https://youtu.be/mPQPdYttl7U?si=HCHTiHPDL4pavSPw

2024-05-02 03:45:15

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@npub132h…f594
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/369/434/730/164/439/original/2c44e20eaa43e905.mp4

2024-05-01 23:44:20

I’d be afraid to get a talking scale. I think I’d get sick of hearing, “Sorry Bro, still a fatass!”

2024-04-28 23:27:05

Do people with insomnia realize that there’s a Golf Channel?

2024-04-20 16:48:45

Can you still post on Saturdays if you don’t have a cat?

2024-04-15 20:45:50

I think he’s old enough now that we can start calling him Ryan Goose.

2024-04-14 18:32:01

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@npub1nn8…8sed OMG! Imagine if Obama had 5 kids from 3 baby mamas and got caught with pornstars and Playboy models?!!

2024-04-12 23:55:22

If I could have dinner with anyone living or dead…
I’d probably go with dead, cuz hey, extra meal.

2024-04-12 20:54:40

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/260/236/946/369/878/original/387454b3bed4a365.jpeg

2024-04-11 21:11:17

I, for one, am simply shocked that such an honest man like Donald Trump wouldn’t be eager to get into court to clear his name before the election.

2024-04-09 14:43:44

He is Abraham Lincoln!
He is The Chosen One!
He is Nelson Mandela!
He is The Greatest President Ever!
HE IS A DELUSIONAL NARCISSIST!

2024-04-04 23:24:15

Remember, when viewing an eclipse…
Don’t be an idiot.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/215/525/583/175/148/original/9ed308ec49671504.mp4

2024-03-31 14:38:21

The Life of Brian is my favorite Easter movie.

2024-03-18 16:47:38

BREAKING: Trump to re-hire Pro-Russian lobbyist and convicted tax cheat and bank fraudster, Paul Manafort.

2024-03-17 23:28:29

Just to be clear…
TRUMP SHOULD NEVER SEE ANOTHER CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!

2024-03-16 20:09:33

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@npub19fc…ay3c But deeper than that I suppose is the systematic racism in policing. That destroys even those with the best intentions who are forced to fall in line with the system.

2024-03-12 00:11:41

Occasionally, Trump really screws up and hires someone with integrity…
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/11/politics/trump-employee-5-classified-documents-mar-a-lago/index.html

2024-03-10 21:14:39

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@npub132h…f594 Catvana?

2024-03-10 02:26:46

If you don’t pronounce “Pirates” to rhyme with “Pilates”…
What are you even doing with your life?

2024-03-08 23:37:26

How can I possibly be rebuked when I’ve never even been buked?!?!

2024-03-03 23:19:02

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@npub1v2s…mqq5 I just love the fact that Evangelicals get behind this man claiming he’s a “Good Christian”! Hell, he’d sell his own kids if it put him on a path to power and money. He’s just a whore to the highest bidder.

2024-03-03 16:56:23

I know that “Christian” Nationalists only like to read THEIR book…
But I think we need to remind them about this document:
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof”

2024-03-01 13:17:03

I think the investigation that’s really necessary is Trump’s continuous and undying loyalty to Putin and why he hijacks any efforts to counter the tyrant.

2024-02-29 16:50:28

BREAKING: Supreme Court to take up case on behalf of former President who refused to accept election results, planned and started an insurrection to prevent the peaceful transfer of power so that he can run for President again.
But it’s not political.

2024-02-28 20:47:15

Please, spay and neuter your bigots.

2024-02-28 15:02:27

I love this time of year when seasonal depression segues into seasonal allergies.

2024-02-25 16:06:30

Anyone remember liking Dilbert until you met Scott Adams?

2024-02-24 17:04:19

Hate to exercise but love to eat?
Try my new fitness craze…
Weighted Silverware!

2024-02-23 03:41:08

The GOP keeps trying to prove how bad government is by being horrible at governing.

2024-02-21 13:12:01

Ironic that Trump is comparing himself to Putin critic, Alexei Navalny…
Criticizing Putin is the one thing Trump is definitely NOT guilty of.

2024-02-18 17:48:41

“Big deal, people! I cheat on my taxes, I cheat on my banks, I cheat on elections, I cheat on my contractors, I cheat at golf, and I cheat on my wives…
But I would never cheat on you!”
-djt

2024-02-15 00:11:06

There were more than 800 “good guys” with guns in Kansas City…
Maybe the answer is to keep bad guys from getting guns.

2024-02-13 23:04:04

You know who else would love a Civil War in America?
Vladimir Putin

2024-02-12 02:02:03

I think that people who don’t believe in science shouldn’t be allowed to fly, or watch TV, or use the internet.

2024-02-11 18:23:31

When I need to smile, I imagine a T-Tex trying to bowl.

2024-02-11 15:30:23

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@npub1tel…4v4v Well, see, if you underestimate your GDP, you can get a better deal. But you’ll wanna overestimate for better terms on loans. But then underestimate again for tax purposes.

2024-02-10 01:03:54

If it boils down to this, it’s…
Old man vs. Old man
Noble man vs. Narcissistic Fascist man
You decide.

2024-02-04 19:46:01

For those of you who are afraid of spiders AND clowns…
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/874/928/909/640/008/original/69b5f3b25f6fcc5b.jpeg

2024-02-03 04:22:29

How many boxes of Girl Scout cookies equal a full serving?

2024-01-31 00:45:20

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@npub1mmf…eknq https://mastodon.social/@AmishSuperModel/111847268535311255

2024-01-29 22:34:34

What if “good guys” didn’t sell guns to bad guys?