geekysteven

Making nerdy jokes • writes books • (they/them) • BLM/prochoice/🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️• likes comics ⓧ scifi 🖖🏻 video games 🎮.

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geekysteven_at_beige.party@mostr.pub

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2024-09-28 01:00:07

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how busy you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- when you stepped up to help strangers
- the times you destroyed power plants
- your giant sword

2024-08-26 15:13:13

If what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, we are all gonna be so fucking jacked

2024-08-18 01:01:00

My biggest millennial trait is that I loved Calvin and Hobbes as a kid, and didn't notice that I turned into Calvin's dad

2024-08-17 02:29:59

Can't stand wizards with tattered robes. If you can't master a simple fashion spell how are you going to undo the curse which befalls this land

2024-08-06 13:23:34

Harris choosing Tim Walz as her running mate sets a dangerous precedent that Democrats might do cool shit that voters love

2024-08-06 00:30:31

So am I just a complete weirdo for thinking vibrating controllers are a gimmick past their sell by date? Stop trying to shake me, I am fragile probably

2024-08-05 13:00:42

My wife has informed me that if you really hit it off with the person pickpocketing you, that's a meetloot

2024-08-02 01:11:44

Me: You're such a picky eater
My wife: I'm not picky as long as you get me the exact thing I want

2024-07-28 00:30:14

I don't have anything against gamers, I just wish they didn't leave a trail of acidic slime in their wake or affix their egg sacs to buildings

2024-07-26 01:18:11

"why are so many people leftist now”
well, in America conservatives spent decades calling every good idea socialism. Hope that helps!

2024-07-25 01:45:46

I made a dated pop culture reference in this job interview and the hiring manager was too young to catch it and just thought that's how I sound. She hired me and now I have to do the Homestar Runner voice at work forever

2024-07-20 13:00:18

According to theologians you don't have to be a good person to get into Heaven, but if you are then God will let you smoke some Super Weed with Him

2024-07-16 13:00:44

Polyimperialism is when you absorb existing couples into your polycule as semi-autonomous client relationships

2024-07-12 01:15:24

What D.A.R.E. taught me was not that drugs are bad, but that people in authority are invested in lying to you, which is a much more valuable lesson.

2024-07-10 01:38:49

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.
But if you teach a fish to fish, there's this whole taboo layer to the whole thing and some fish are super into it.

2024-07-08 16:33:26

The best part about Hadrian's Wall is the hole he put in it to celebrate Hadrian's glory

2024-07-08 00:50:48

I've clarified countless times that poison is when the toxin is ingested, and that venom is when it is injected, but I'm still banned from Applebee's cause of the incident

2024-07-04 22:34:40

A friend told me that I was like Dr. Brennan from Bones. I hadn't seen the show, so I said "I don't know what that means."

2024-07-04 20:23:46

What do you mean I'm not patriotic, I love--*checks map*--Amorcra. I like flags and troop supporting

2024-06-29 13:00:55

How is Idaho only famous for potatoes and not for bordering Washington and Oregon, two of the good states?

2024-06-29 12:00:02

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2024-06-20 13:00:33

"I like bad boys..."
me, non-binary: oh, I'm so bad at being a boy, just the worst

2024-06-10 13:00:58

You are so hot! You are a public safety hazard! The Fire Marshall is shutting you down!

2024-06-07 12:00:52

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2024-06-06 12:00:54

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2024-06-03 13:00:47

Feeding crows is better than feeding pigeons, because crows can remember and describe human faces, so the species may decide to spare you when the revolution comes

2024-05-30 00:50:23

Is your butthole a ring bearer, cause I wanna stretch it like butter over toast

2024-05-19 13:00:19

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2024-05-17 13:00:20

an exorcist finds a tough demonic possession he just gets a bunch of holy water and is like "it needs to soak"

2024-05-11 17:40:58

Driving myself to an early grave, just in case there's a lot of traffic.

2024-04-30 13:00:19

Designing an app for finding anal sex partners, working hard to ensure a good end-user experience.

2024-04-19 13:00:46

It really only takes one city passing a bogus law against transmutation and suddenly you're a practitioner of "forbidden magicks"

2024-03-22 23:06:28

Can someone who is religious explain to me the secret days of the week, or can you only tell other Chraunstians?
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2024-03-18 13:00:17

I love how he's not even scared, they beamed him up and he's immediately naked and ready to party
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2024-03-14 22:00:34

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2024-03-13 17:59:51

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@npub1dzj…4cun I posted it there on geekysteven as well

2024-03-13 11:30:31

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2024-03-11 13:00:47

I asked a trolley operator to explain the "Trolley Problem" to me and he said that the brakes are in serious disrepair and he fears for his life

2023-12-08 14:13:03

Instead of Star Trek Voyager integrating the Maquis crew into Starfleet roles, what if the whole ship got radicalized by the second season and the series ends with Janeway getting the crew home just in time to obliterate several Cardassian targets

2023-12-05 22:00:20

I know this doesn't make sense, but Star Trek doesn't properly explain how their no money economy works so I can fill in the blanks
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2023-11-08 22:00:41

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2023-09-14 13:00:37

Doctors say if you drink from an old timey jug with three Xs on the label you'll breath fire, then die, and then your skeleton will hop out of your skin and dance the Charleston

2023-09-01 17:00:53

The best sidequest in Legend of Zelda is where you help the revolutionaries slaughter all the nobility in Hyrule and establish a republic.

2023-08-17 13:00:56

My fantasy is to go to piracy sites with a movie executive in the room. At first they're all "don't download that one, we own it" but then after a little while they notice I don't think any of their movies are good enough to even steal and they start getting insecure about it

2023-04-02 13:00:57

BREAKING: A guy who got into college on a legacy admission wants to tell you why food stamps are an injustice