fiona

i hate it when computer, but sometimes i love it when computer

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@fiona is also me

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npub1ewm2f7g5wrusengeyexljkds5423ssphxw8f3xr9ghxur8w0xjqswt2vyf

NIP-05 Address

vidister@chaos-social.mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsvhd4yly28p7gve5vjvn0etxc224gcgqmn8r5cnpj5tnwpnh8nfqg86znyx

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npub1ewm2f7g5wrusengeyexljkds5423ssphxw8f3xr9ghxur8w0xjqswt2vyf

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2024-12-19 12:20:53

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@nprofile…htaz @nprofile…85f4 "hey AI, say hola for me, because couldn't be bothered to spend 10 seconds to learn about the culture of my colleague but still want to look like I cared about them"

2024-12-12 15:16:24

joy division
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/113/640/504/505/187/564/original/c1e53790dc64c93f.png

2024-12-08 18:59:51

finally
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/113/618/729/023/149/203/original/34b221ee41d105e9.mp4

2024-11-22 13:13:16

Outlook wants to stop me writing "python script from hell" in work emails 🙃
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/113/526/764/796/789/314/original/f6454c45d3be0d77.png

2024-10-21 20:19:04

beware of the pipeline
he -> they -> she -> it

2024-10-14 22:49:41

Average IP version
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/113/308/212/390/359/318/original/e34a1df05377578c.png

2024-09-16 10:10:52

I wonder if linux audiophiles are a thing.
"plain ALSA sounds warmer than pipewire"
"linux kernel compiled with ALSR makes for a more chaotic high end"
"ext2 sounds better than ext4"

2024-05-30 22:14:16

i ported bad apple to #GPN22
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/112/532/334/536/791/485/original/4bfe2e063da6c012.mp4

2024-04-22 10:38:20

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@npub1q0k…k9gm hey, can you add alt texts to your posts images?

2024-04-05 09:21:25

Der Diminutiv "München" impliziert die Existenz eines ausgewachsenen "Mün".

2024-03-24 15:24:32

tfw a big account like @npub1gfd…7gg6 steals your exact toot, but with a slightly worse alt text.
https://chaos.social/@vidister/111615797474390549
https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/112149260975556267
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/112/151/340/988/475/789/original/498070891c826255.png
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/112/151/342/209/014/050/original/527c43998a8cb76d.png

2024-03-17 14:37:42

owo ➡
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/112/111/530/847/011/927/original/9feaab668f67dd0b.jpg

2024-02-26 11:51:48

the only symbol for "Internet" you're allowed to use in architecture diagrams
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/111/997/622/541/816/307/original/e70d619463262c1a.png

2024-02-13 14:28:14

allocating 240/4 is the fracking of Internet engineering

2024-01-11 15:52:11

I don't want "smart" household appliances with their custom app, I want simple devices that are hackable with plain old timer switches, motion detectors or, heck, even a zigbee plug.
Trouble is.. nowadays everything comes with these pesky touch buttons and a microcontroller that doesn't remember its state after a power loss.
So there's no way to hack this while not losing warranty or strapping a sausage on a servo to the device in question.

2023-12-21 01:25:09

mood
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/111/615/792/445/086/008/original/d9bd8e068094bf32.png

2023-08-30 22:27:27

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2023-08-10 15:08:42

Boop'n'Loop will be back at #cccamp23
https://chaos.social/@vidister/110510603277160960
This time @npub12l5…aj84 and I will also bring a chonky analog mixing console. Enough inputs, outputs, and busses will be available for all your gadgets that create or mangle sound~
Bring your flow3r, gameboys, walkmans, portable synthesizers, trackers, soldered effects, etc. and let's jam together. Create noise, techno, chiptune, μRaves, be creative!
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/110/865/898/114/814/367/original/11d7ab1498825ebd.png

2023-08-06 13:48:15

i just had to record a video of me reading out numbers and rotating my head to access my bank account.
I hate surveillance capitalism so much.

2023-02-02 11:17:07

fyi, since many people don't know this exists:
Almost all computer screens made in the last decade support DDC/CI. (The Display Data Channel Command Interface).
You can use it to control stuff like the backlight brightness without fiddling with the awful screen buttons and OSD.
On Linux once you load the ddcci kernel module the screens appear in /sys/class/backlights and can be controlled like a laptop screen.
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/109/794/828/417/419/132/original/93fd9bf4614a8704.png