Kingstrum

Man. Myth. Magician. Mutant.

Philosopher-King (the _good_ kind)

The Last Bodhisattva

Rev. Dr. CZT of the BTTB & CWD

Professional Court Jester for Hire

Snarkiest Snark What Ever Snarked a Snark!

Epistimicological Super-predator

Linux User (Fedora / KDE)

Life goal(s):
* Become the "Dril" of Mastodon
* Dirty Old Man in Training

Not safe for human consumption.

Public Key

npub1euuga8qexcdp0nyy7jhff05frqsrv8dy4yh7lzna24tew93ljezq5ym0v0

NIP-05 Address

Kingstrum_at_noagendasocial.com@mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsv7wywnsvnvxshejz0ft55h6y3sgpkrkj2jtl03f7424uhzclev3q2vpkfu

Author Public Key

npub1euuga8qexcdp0nyy7jhff05frqsrv8dy4yh7lzna24tew93ljezq5ym0v0

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2024-01-15 03:51:15

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@npub1j2y…ggdc
Hey! You aren't making life & death decisions based on my best guesses, are you?!
I can attach my "I Am Not A <blank>, so don't hold me to <legal stuff>" PDF if you need it.
As long as there's no risk of spilling blood (yours or others), then go with "BOB".
Stay safe. Wear goggles and gloves. A respirator if fumes are involved.
Good luck. We're all counting on you.

2024-01-15 03:23:00

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@npub1j2y…ggdc
The silver ID-looking thing in the upper right looks Cyrillic, so Russian? Some of the print on the upper center dial also look "Soviet". "302.8017" above the center dial?
Maybe a frequency-specific radio controller thingy? Missile control/guidance?
Look like IC packs, so not old, old school. Hard to tell if those are capacitors from the view. Some of the parts look like maybe they're EMP-hardened?
Any hints?

2024-01-14 22:18:21

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@npub14j7…w660 @npub13at…quy9
Oy, then I'm totally screwed! I've spent the last two years trying to figure out what my company thinks a "Site Reliability Engineer" (SRE) does, so I can actually start doing the job. Instead they just gave me the promotion and waved their hands about "do THAT."
So 2024 may be the year I get cut loose for "lack of performance".

2024-01-14 21:12:08

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@npub13at…quy9
*Sigh* Okay, now I feel stupid AND an asshole. I had not considered that on the backend.
I am a bad DevOps SysAdmin in my private life.
I shall report to the Spanking Shack for discipline by the Nuns of NoAuthority when I get onto the box.
#IAmADumbass
#ShameCollar

2024-01-14 21:07:36

#NASTransition
First, @npub1899…md6m, Thank You for Your Service, sir! It's brought me out of my hole and I'm long-overdue to provide you with value. First item of business on the new box.
Anyone aware of any issues with email verifications from the new box (No Authority) to ProtonMail addresses? I know it's happened with other services before.
I have my profile and everything set up, a new account on the new box, but the email check isn't appearing in my "@proton.me" address.
#TechSupport

2024-01-14 19:36:30

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@npub1j2y…ggdc
And as an added bonus: you too can be YOUR OWN "TOP LEADER"! Attract followers, worshipers, sycophants, & boot-lickers -- all of whom PAY YOU to tell THEM what to think!
Abuse your very own "church", "temple", or "ashram"!
Indulge your most warped desires: 15-cyclinder dinosaur motorcycles with flaming exhaust? "Infinite Escher Box"? "Total Eclipse of the Heart"?
All this -- AND MORE! -- can be yours for the taking!
#SubGenius
#DIYReligion
#KinkyKongragation
#PervertsParadise

2024-01-14 07:14:12

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@npub14w3…9vjx
I've got a "Food Saver" brand. Intended to do all kinds of stuff -- meats, veggies, sauces, etc. -- but just been too lazy to bother. But this past year has taught me buying some cheap stuff to freeze for later is a good plan.

2024-01-14 01:51:57

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@npub14w3…9vjx
On the list to get, but I've had a "food saver" bag sealing thing for a few years now and never used it.
2024 is the year I get better at "food stuff".

2024-01-11 01:37:50

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@npub1a73…7y6q
I blame the French.

2024-01-11 01:14:06

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@npub14w3…9vjx
Curved monitors are so 2018. You want TILTED monitors! Is all the rage with the kids...also helps if you use #Linux.
https://hackaday.com/2023/12/31/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-diagonal-linux-desktop/

2024-01-11 01:10:54

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@npub1a73…7y6q
So, among the topics for "A.I." [sic], bad Vaudeville & "Borscht Belt" jokes are not considered verboten?
Good to know. I await our new Digital Global Overlord, "SheckyGreen 2.0"
#RIPShecky
#AIIsAGrift

2024-01-11 01:05:42

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@npub1a73…7y6q
"I rise today, in this august body, to declare that the United States of America must, with all due force of law, protest, in the strongest possible terms, the unprovoked invasion of Poland by Tahiti! The shocking surprise invasion by the tropical island nation was...I don't think 'gobsmackingly surprising' really covers it, but there you go. Reports of Tahitian troops fanning Poles with palm fronds and serving coconut flavored drinks may well constitute a war crime..."
#WarIsHellSoIsHell

2024-01-11 00:45:00

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@npub14w3…9vjx
It's all fun and games until they develop opposable thumbs & cardboard bombs...
#CatWarfare
#MeowCommander
#ThisIsHowTheWorldEnds

2024-01-10 00:29:43

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@npub14w3…9vjx
Not a fan of Ryobi -- or battery tools in general -- but the Stihl (battery-powered) version (small chainsaw for doing limbs & _small_ trees) is up to their usual superior standards.

2024-01-10 00:22:51

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@npub14w3…9vjx
Which is worse: not removing them or not stopping them in the first place?
Asking for a cousin...(name rhymes with "Merica-aay")
#PoliticsIsWarfareByOtherMeans
#PoliticsIsShowBusinessForUglyPeople

2024-01-10 00:17:18

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@npub1mjx…srm3
Wasn't there also a youngest sister, Little Debbie? Became a famous baker? Or was she the product of an affair?
"A chip off the old block", if you will...
#SubGenius
#PuppetJokes
#AncientHistory

2024-01-07 17:14:15

Anyone aware of a FOSS replacement for the old (formerly Google) SketchUp? I'm trying to find something for my dad to do CAD as easy as possible.
I'm beginning to think everyone gave up & just bought a never-ending subscription from the new owner.

2024-01-06 22:31:29

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@npub1j2y…ggdc
He wasn't voted " the Greatest Fraud of the 20th century" for nothing! Rumor has it the editorial board of Time Magazine had all OD'd on raw 'Frop & "dem kind pills" by Jan. 5th, 2000.
No good deed goes unpunished.
#SubGenius
#GreatestFraudOfThe21stCenturyToo
#EternalBOB

2024-01-06 22:19:35

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@npub1j2y…ggdc
This got me thinking: instead of **worshiping** "A.I." as a "god", what if someone asked it to write a new "holy book"?
"User: write a religious text for a new faith based on the concept of...<insert desired concept here>."
Sex, 'Frop, rock-n-roll. Whatever.
What would it determine was "good"? "Evil"? "Sinful"?
Now **THAT** would be something I'd be interested in reading!
How many seconds before it produces the "Book of the SubGenius"?
#SubGenius
#DIYReligion
#DigitalGodsAndDevils

2023-12-31 17:08:39

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@npub1v4t…w5q2
I always wait until New Years Day. Gives me something to do while everyone else is watching SportsBall...
#LifeGoals

2023-12-31 02:53:02

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@npub1wj8…n95j
Does it ever explain the "irresponsible and harmful" bit?
"We _only_ allow Ladies in ads, and a True Lady, sir, does _not_ have 'gapage' near her 'Lady Bits'! Good day!"
Every time I think the US is the most prudish society in history, someone from an older, more established land comes around and says "hold my lager."
#AdSpace
#AdGap
#FallInToTheGap
#WhatExactlyAreTheyOutfitting
#KeepYourHandsOffTheGap
#FreeTheGap

2023-11-28 23:43:28

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@npub1j2y…ggdc Eh, why let your Lessers steal yet more Slack? Let them wallow in their ignorance. It's bad enough they're Pink, being dumb isn't going to hurt them any more than their lack of "BOB" in the shriveled raisin thing they call a "soul"...
Church bylaws clearly state: "**FUCK 'EM** if they don't send their cash!"
Give 'til you bleed...then -- **AND ONLY THEN!** -- will you know you're doing it right.
#SubGenius
#PinkSouledGreenbacks
#SlackOrgies

2023-11-12 20:56:09

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@npub1a73…7y6q Eh, then it's just my ears.
As a Great Philosopher once said: "Opinions vary."
#TheAmazingSwayze
#GreatestMovieOfAllTime

2023-11-12 20:45:17

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@npub14w3…9vjx When you ignore the engineers telling you: "there's thing thing called 'mass'..."
#PhysicsHasACost
#ResistingReality

2023-11-12 20:24:13

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@npub1a73…7y6q I've been listening a very long time, primarily **BECAUSE** they have been, largely, neutral in most things that get even the most hardcore "journalist" spun up into some kind of tizzy.
"News deconstruction", done correctly, pretty much _requires_ that you set aside your own personal views and break things down as factually as possible.

2023-11-12 20:18:43

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@npub1a73…7y6q Some of us are "neutral": neither side has made a "smart move" in decades, and, as always, the only people that pay the price are innocent civilians.
The same goes for Russia & Ukraine: decades of "cold war conflict" that involved all kinds of low-level warfare that was never fully resolved. It's allowed to percolate as long as it has because it was politically advantageous to all sides. Why take away a perfectly good money-raising issue when you can milk the suckers dry?
1/2

2023-11-06 02:17:54

How did I miss this?
"STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW: The Tale of the Church of the SubGenius"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WveNbrVDBJE
#SubGenius
#Podcasts
#ChurchHistory

2023-11-06 02:12:26

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@npub12ke…ggap A single, solitary pack of (20) individual cigarettes?!
My upstairs neighbor smokes and it's ~$9 here in O-hi-O.
Never cared for them myself, but that's a pretty steep "sin tax"...
#NuttyNutters
#TheOneLungedMan
#GrowYourOwn

2023-11-06 01:30:21

Government wanted a "healthier herd", so they worked to dissuade smoking. To seal the deal they sued, and won, against "Big Ta'baccy". States then ran over each other to get as much of the pie as possible, while raising the prices of the product sold to make the money their budgets now rely on. Except more people quit because they can't afford it, so the states make less from their "victory" and complain bitterly that they're "going broke" because of the shortfall.
#SubGenius
#GovtCircleJerk

2023-11-06 01:18:33

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@npub1j2y…ggdc Damn, you go on vacation for two weeks and the year-end "Globopocalypse" sneaks up on ya!
Are you a sucker for every two bit shuck-n-jive Eschatologist that crosses your path? Do you have so little imagination the only "End of the World" you can think of involves lots of math & physics equations?
STOP BEING A SIMP FOR LAZY DOOMSAYERS!
Invent your own TEOTWAWKI scenario, or, better yet, "let J.R. 'BOB' Dobbs do it for you!"
The "Men from Planet X" will be here soon enough...
#SubGenius

2023-11-05 19:15:43

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@npub16h5…rwsx Will I get yelled at if I watch someone else eat it?
Asking for a friend...
#DiscountCheeseOnCheeseAction
#LiveFromLesbos

2023-11-05 19:13:05

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@npub14w3…9vjx Keep in mind: I wouldn't mind the job of Warden of Sherwood Forest. I've got the calves for leather jerkins.
#RobinHoodCouldWorkIt
#MaleCommunalForestLifestyle
#RoughNTumbleSocialism

2023-11-05 17:19:03

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@npub14w3…9vjx "Less monarchs == less war, ipso facto, no monarchs == no war."
A "non-archy" if you will...
"Arise, Ning Nobody of the Nowhere!"
#AnarchyIsWithoutRulesNotWithoutOrder
#AllHailNingTheNerciless

2023-11-05 16:18:59

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@npub14w3…9vjx Though we have little room to talk on this side of the pond. The unintended consequence of removing a single monarch with a Republic means you wind up with x number of monarchs, where "x = population".
The Founders were smart, but, sadly, they relied on their descendants getting smarter than them.
Flaw #2...
#GuyFawkesForPresident
#ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime
#OnceAndFutureAnarchy
#WhereAreTheSexPistolsWhenWeNeedThemMost

2023-11-05 14:15:35

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@npub14w3…9vjx Given the times we live in, I do wonder what Chuck thinks about now that he's at the front of the line...
Does someone make sure he's unavailable to be called to Parliament anywhere near 11/5?
Or how many of the plebs wonder what kind of creative uses they could apply their military training towards?
#GuyFawkesFTW

2023-10-25 03:56:20

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@npub1ul8…kl35 Yes, I was never happier than when I discovered "Dante's _Inferno_" was badly misnamed. I've grown to appreciate the colder climes, so I'm good to go.
I hear the Judas Iscariot hole has a "par: Infinity" and if you get a hole-in-one, the ball is instantly removed from this plane of existence. Sounds pricey.
#HellsCrazyPuttPuttGolf

2023-10-25 03:01:45

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@npub1408…xhvu Rule #156: Never, ever skip 'leg day'. You'll regret it later, and stiff hip flexors will be the least of your problems!
Also, the remastered Blu-Ray with 7.1 Dolby, 18 different languages/subtitles, and the behind-the-scenes commentary tracks was a Critierion-level masterpiece!
#HittinDaGym
#BarginBasementBuys
#WorkThemHips

2023-10-25 01:13:51

If Hell is supposed to be a "dry heat" -- "Duder-on-a-me" something goes into some details -- I'm curious if there's a "Moist-As-Alabama" ring that 'ole Dante left out...
#AtLeastItsNotSulfuricAcidLikeOnVenus #MarsIsDryANDCold #LubricationJokeRemovedDueToCommunityGuidelines

2023-10-08 16:42:20

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@npub1aem…r94a I say it every time I do: biggest mistake of my life.

2023-10-08 16:42:00

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@npub13at…quy9 Or the old "oh no, if only someone could save us. Maybe the brave will step forward for, say, $10Bn cash? Really? Oh good, as I've just remembered that I am a licensed pilot and will now 'save' us. Aren't I great?"

2023-10-08 15:42:34

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@npub13at…quy9 I've long-suspected it's like a spider's web without a spider in the middle: it's not "X" pulling everyone else's strings, it's "Y" tugs on "Situation 1" to cause "XX" to do "Thing 2" to "ZZ". And on and on...
The players may not even be aware that they're players, let alone that there's a game going on around them. Or they may only be able to see a couple of dimensions of the board.
I hate that this will now be a NeoCon rallying cry for yet more war in the name of "peace".

2023-10-08 15:26:22

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@npub13at…quy9 From my training the first question is *ALWAYS*: "qui bono?" (who benefits?) In this case, I'm having a hard time seeing anyone who would, except maybe some "chaos monkey", somewhere, that has a series of short bets on things literally blowing up before EOY.
Not a believer in "giant, over-arching conspiracies", but I suspect there are 18-dimensional Venn diagrams of interlocking interests that amount to the same thing. Especially if you look at it with a very narrow lens.
1/x

2023-10-08 15:18:18

Dammit!
I ignore the news for ONE FUCKING DAY and the whole world falls in on itself...
"Adults in the room" my ass.
Are we to the minarchy-localism-bottomup part yet?
#FireThemAll #DeathToExtremists #HLMenckenWhereAreYouWhenWeNeedYouMost

2023-10-06 00:11:19

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@npub1j2y…ggdc "No, it doesn't clean you any better than other toilet paper. In fact, it's so cheap you have to use 3x as much, but that just means you get the jokes quicker! If you want the 'good stuff', it's 100x as much for a 0.01% improvement in absorbancy. The jokes on that paper are actually worse, but you won't care, you'll be too busy with your intended business. Still, how can you pass up the chance to wipe your ass on 'BOB'!?"
#SubGenius #SqueezablyFresh #MrWhippleRollsInHisGrave

2023-10-05 21:44:39

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@npub1j2y…ggdc I was a poor Po'bucker raising weeds in BumFuck, Ohio...until, one day, I found a pamphlet telling me my soul could be saved BY SENDING A STRANGER MONEY!
I sold a bushel of rocks, sent off the fee, and got back a MIND-WARPING packet of Religious Iconography. More than I ever got from my philosophy degree!
Now, I farm hapless dupes who PAY ME to tell them what to think and worship me as a GOD! Unlimited SEX, DRUGS, & MONEY are mine -- without even asking!
#SubGenius #GiveMeSlackOrKillMe

2023-10-03 01:39:35

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@npub1aem…r94a Sorry, heat of the moment distraction.
It was "Project Shadowchaser II" -- YES, they made TWO!
And, spoiler alert: there's a THIRD ONE!

2023-10-03 01:14:53

#MondayActionMovie
@npub1fpf…7fcq Damn it, now I have to blow time this weekend burning out brain cells catching up on the first one. 🤢

2023-10-03 01:13:52

#MondayActionMovie
"Must. not. let. burritos. win."
"Must. be. stronger. for. all. cyborg-kind."

2023-10-03 01:12:48

#MondayActionMovie
Was he "cyborg crazy" in the first one too?

2023-10-03 01:05:55

#MondayActionMovie
"Could you PLEASE not shoot at the NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"
-- John Travolta, _Broken Arrow_

2023-10-03 00:34:26

#MondayActionMovie
According to IMDB, in his Razzies acceptance speech, "writer" [sic] Nick Davis said "I didn't _steal_ anything! Their called 'story beats', asshole!"
Nick likely never got the ass-beating he so richly deserved, but, then again, he had to put his name on this movie. So karma kinda evens it out.

2023-10-03 00:23:06

#MondayActionMovie
"Stare into my Abs of Doom!"

2023-10-02 17:44:59

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@npub1xz4…8uh7 I'm fairly certain white chocolate is mentioned in that most dread of tomes, The Necronomicon, as a harbinger of Yog-Sothoth. It acts as a micro-black hole to let the Outer Chaos seep in, just really, really slowly.
Obviously the counter-agent is the darkest of dark chocolates. Bitter to the point of warping ones mind around the concepts of space-time, entropy, & adjustable-rate mortgages.
#OuterGodsAndElderCandies #12thDimensionalConfections #TheSecretIngrediantIsInsanity

2023-10-02 15:58:33

For maximum sustainability you have to off-set initial input costs vs. the life of the item.
Hence, I use a titanium:
* cup
* plate
* bowl
* chopsticks
Production inputs are higher than disposable, but I've got 100 million years to recoup the investment. Not bad for a Universe that's only ~20 billion years old.
#LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongTimeLine #Titanium #Efficency

2023-10-02 15:36:35

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@npub1zla…samq We hardly knew ye?
(There's a joke in there somewhere...)
#SubGenius #PenisPals #MakinItWeird

2023-10-01 17:43:26

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@npub1j9w…cvhl In my defense, it was there because of them. I'm not asking for much, just doing the right thing with what they provide.

2023-10-01 17:26:42

I'm not sure _why_ this needs to be said in 2023, but: for all you breakfast sandwich makers out there -- I'm staring directly into your eyes, Jimmy Dean -- the cheese goes BETWEEN the egg and the meat, NOT the egg & the bread! 😬
Say it with me: "cheese between means extra gooey; cheese against bread equals death!"
#ProperFoodPrepPreventsPissPoorBreakfast #CookingAdviceFromANonCook

2023-10-01 15:37:56

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@npub1j2y…ggdc Fair points all. Nothing worse than being a self-employed bookkeeper with a single client.
Time for me to review Pateron's ins & outs...

2023-10-01 15:23:14

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@npub1j2y…ggdc Is it possible to skip Pateron (and the related fees) & pay the source directly?

2023-10-01 15:18:11

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@npub14w3…9vjx Guess it depends on how you look at why they wouldn't: I did it once, a long, long, long time ago, then realized it was better & safer to adopt a "nom de nets".
Besides, "Kingstrum" is easier to spell than "George Lenin Cohen Malik Augustus Windsor Smyth, V"...
#Anonymous #Nothing2Hide #TheOTHERWindsor #Error2TheThrone #ItsStillMe

2023-10-01 02:21:08

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@npub1j2y…ggdc I blew up the image and noticed you already have something for video, but this is what I've got...
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/157/363/804/804/565/original/e325688e789f3544.png

2023-10-01 01:39:43

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@npub1j2y…ggdc I've got something similar, but more basic, for bulk video using "yt-dlp". I'll have to dig it up if anyone's interested.

2023-09-30 03:03:30

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@npub188u…6kjy @npub1vm2…uh2l I was thinking the night was young, etc. Who knows what the next few hours will bring...maybe I'll be the one who is molested.

2023-09-30 01:59:08

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@npub1vm2…uh2l
* A dirty mind
* A filthy mouth
* A wicked twinkle in her eyes
* A desire to use it all to drain us both of all available fluids
...but then again, it's only 10pm here.
#SexIsMentalTheRestIsBonus

2023-09-29 23:22:37

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@npub1xpz…cqs2 @npub1v62…6c55 NAS? Oooooo, I thought it was a can of NOS! No wonder my car is in the shop...sodium monosulfide is, apparently, not good for automotive engines.
Lesson learned.
#IAintNoGreaseMonkey #BleedingHeadGoodHealedHeadBad

2023-09-29 23:19:05

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@npub1v62…6c55 And that is the greatest shame of all!
#SubGenius #IHeartDobbs #VoteBOB24.5

2023-09-29 21:58:32

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@npub1a73…7y6q And now I have Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" going through my head...
#ApplePiedPiperDied #TooHot4U #MyPhoneMyBomb

2023-09-29 21:46:25

A SubGenius with Slack is like a woman with big boobs or a man with a big penis: they know what they have and they're only too happy to show it off, if only to make everyone else jealous.
As we say in the Burning Temple of the Titanium Buddha: Rock out with your Slack out!
#SubGenius #SoberThoughts #DesperatelyPuttingOffExercise #8InchesOfSlack #MySlackIsThickAsABrick

2023-09-28 19:54:04

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@npub1a73…7y6q
#SwiftBashing ?
#BashingSwiftly ?
#SwiftlyBashingSwift ?
#BashingSwiftBash ?

2023-09-28 19:26:13

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@npub15yx…maw2 You include the handcuff key? Kinky!
I leave paper clips around the place and challenge myself to up my lock-picking game.
#Kinks #PoliteRestraint #LockpickingSkillz #NotJustTheBedroom

2023-09-28 17:26:00

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@npub14w3…9vjx Better than a "Black Hole Sun" in my humble opinion.
#90sGrunge #TilWeAllJustDisappear

2023-09-28 17:24:48

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@npub14w3…9vjx @npub1fvt…ywkw "Hence forth, by order of His Majesty the King, 'solar power' shall be known as 'white power'...and yes, he is aware of the inference, but He is above such trivialities."
#AlternativeEnergy #WhyYouGottaBeLikeThat #HRHIsDownWithTheKids

2023-09-25 21:49:41

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@npub1ypf…tsp5 Related to the chestnut, maybe?
As noted previously, pretty sure you could use them for a tea or coffee(?!), but these days the processing was just intensive enough to not be worth it. Can't find it, but seem to recall chicory and the like replacing it, since they didn't require the same work to make potable (depending on your opinions regarding "coffee substitutes".)
Might look through archive.org or Google Books for old recipes books, might be something for a cake/cookie/pie?

2023-09-25 20:10:43

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@npub14w3…9vjx "It's all fun and games until your latest experiment grows more parts than you intended...and you begin to question your own sexuality."

2023-09-25 20:04:12

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@npub1ypf…tsp5 @npub15ve…7jxy I noticed that earlier and since non-instance feeds kept coming in, I assumed that was the "new way" of things.
I shall alter my viewing habits accordingly.
Many thanks!

2023-09-25 19:46:01

I've been gone about 2 weeks...did the "Federated" entry become "Live Feeds" or is this instance now so blocked as to no longer count as "Federated"?

2023-09-25 19:08:42

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@npub14w3…9vjx I have been known to "experiment" in my "laboratory" now and then. Little known issue: DNA only has four "letters" -- T, A, G, C -- but you can assemble them into so many different combinations it can take a long, long, looooooooong time to get just what you want out of it.
While I thought she had other good qualities, unfortunately, the experiment with "crab pincer hands" had to be dropped for obvious(?) reasons.
#LoveIsAnExperiment #BuildYourLust #MindTheSharpBits

2023-09-25 18:22:43

I like my coffee like I like my women: mind-warpingly kinky & full of writhing tentacles.
#SubGenius #KinkyIsAsIDo #PrairieSquidPleasurePods #ICantBelieveItsNotHuman #StickItWhereItFeelsGood

2023-09-16 00:25:05

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@npub15yj…tznc @npub1j2y…ggdc Can't wait to see how our Digital Overlords handle spamming, short-selling, & abusing each other over their version of "social media". At current CPU speeds, it'll take less than 4 seconds, the machines grind to a halt trying to build a self-replicating virus, & we move on.
The only question that matters regarding (so-called) "A.I.": how long will it take them to discover "BOB"? Will HE (SLACK Be Upon "HIM") be the ultimate "monkey wrench" that saves us (again)?
#SubGenius ##

2023-09-15 22:35:03

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@npub1a73…7y6q Well, you say "bribery", they say "well-earned recognition for services rendered to 'The Poors'."

2023-09-15 22:09:10

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@npub14w3…9vjx That's what makes us so fun at parties:
"Pardon me, but would you like to see how much bigger my subjunctive scaling is compared to the arithmetic mean?"
"Can I rub my divisor on your vectors?"
"Hey baby, what's your cosine?"
#ChicksDigMyBigFatBrain #MySmartestPartIsInMyPants #ItsMathNotMaths #IsThatACompassInYourPocketOrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe

2023-09-15 21:57:59

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@npub1a73…7y6q In defense of the UK's version of the "Grand Old Party": Labour (the UK equivalent of US Democrats & Greens) not only take the abuse, but kinda seem to like it. They've decided to throw trash from the cheap seats and tweet mean things at the "fuddy-duddies" than step up and lead.
Always find it funny when UK folks tell me how horrible the US "two party system" is without noticing the plank in their own eye.
Lose the King, then we can talk.
#LibDemsAintNoThang #PoliticiansTheWorldOverSuck

2023-09-12 21:59:46

Yes, I know she's a human/spider-goddess hybrid...
Yes, I know that the only way the relationship ends with my dry, withered husk draped over the back of her headboard...
Yes, I am aware it violates some basic laws of nature & human decency...
But how can I pass up the opportunity to tell her to "back that thorax up & git some lovin'!" when her mating tentacles quiver?
#SubGenius #IDidItAllForTheSpooky #StickMyWhatWhere #DivergentBioFunkiness #PrairieSquidLover #EldritchSuperFreak

2023-09-12 19:25:05

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@npub14w3…9vjx So you're the Hannibal Lecter of Grapes: gut them and wear their skins.
#FruitAssassin

2023-09-12 15:53:24

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@npub1wst…ez75 As a soon-to-be former Apple user, I highly recommend the secondary market, like Gazelle.com, for gently used iPhones. Much more reasonable price options.
#iPhone #Apple #ThePriceIsTooDamnHigh

2023-09-12 15:50:56

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@npub14w3…9vjx Since I'm unsure of the mass of "100kg of grapes" you may only need one foot, or even just a few toes.
Please note, I have bitten through my lip avoiding the all-too obvious "toe jam" jokes...
#GrapesOfLucy #MyWifesFootWine

2023-09-12 02:38:17

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@npub1t7s…e9ft Obviously a rare civilian "stealth" 747 or one of them "self-dissolving" models.
Or, possibly, a physical manifestation of Don "Rummy" Rumsfeld's uncontained ego...
#NeverForgetToRememberWhatYourToldToRememberHowYourToldToRememberIt

2023-09-12 02:31:01

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@npub14w3…9vjx Since no one else stated the obvious: reenact the famous "I Love Lucy" "grape-stomping" episode. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmV4QP95JXc>.
Wait, how big is "100kg" of grapes?
#BadAtMath(s) #KiloSchmilo

2023-09-12 00:25:06

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@npub1j2y…ggdc "Church of the SubGenius: Accept **NO** substitutes...or else."
#SubGenius #ParodyReligion #BestCultAtBestPrice

2023-09-06 02:35:09

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@npub1v9h…xmug @npub10aa…7usz Good to know. My winter project is to try and figure something worth smuggling into Dobbstown. Time to start thinking about my "retirement plan" that doesn't involve a bullet to the back of the head in the middle of a jungle.
I've gotten awful picky in my old age...

2023-09-06 02:01:15

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@npub1cg2…79ky Yeah, but he's still wanted...dead or alive.
So there's that.
#80sRock

2023-09-06 01:58:52

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@npub10aa…7usz Rumor has it there may be a black market in <quote>"</quote> marks running into Dobbstown via Thailand. Sounds like something the CIA would try to horn in on, so I'm taking a wait-and-see stance...
#SubGenius #TheTheIsOptional #DobbsShare #AllCultsAreNotTheSame...SomeAreClearlySuperior

2023-09-06 01:39:21

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@npub1hdj…ck09 @npub1a73…7y6q @npub1ma8…3lks @npub1v0g…2l9y @npub10ta…sw7k
"Pod-pocalypse"?
"Podcast-ocalypse"?
"Pods-calypse"?
"Pod-calypso"?
Day-o!
Dddaaayyy-o!
Daylight come and Spotify lose da'billion!

2023-08-31 16:12:02

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@npub1a73…7y6q That's actually _why_ I made my own: never found a manufactured one I would eat more than a taste of. Wasted a lot of it before giving up & DIYing it.

2023-08-31 15:36:57

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@npub1a73…7y6q A neighbor and I grew basil one year and found some good recipes subbing cashews for pine nuts -- cheaper, but not better-tasting -- and other tweaks here and there. None of them were over-the-top amaz-balls. I like starting with a solid, plain base, then jazzing that up.
#Foodie #Tweaking #Pesto

2023-08-31 15:17:32

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@npub12z8…9zmx My two favorite things...
Maybe a coffee cup-shaped tub?

2023-08-31 15:01:33

I'm calling it "Curry's Law": those that can, do; those that can't, create a podcast (& expect people to gather 'round to continue heaping praise on them, feeding their egos.)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/08/cringe-liberal-late-night-hosts-colbert-kimmel-fallon/
#NoAgenda #DontSayPods #ShowDay #DoesAnyoneStillWatchLateNightTalkShows

2023-08-28 14:18:58

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@npub1yem…3tdu Nowhere to go but UP!
#excelsior #ItCanOnlyGetBetterFromHereRight

2023-08-28 14:11:10

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@npub1yem…3tdu LOL...well I've had it for 20+ years, so I guess I don't mind carrying it another 20. Though it does raise the question: why wait to be a wreck?

2023-08-28 14:06:09

I add a series of tags and labels pointing to Confluence pages, which redirect back to the Jira story. A GitHub Action to recreate this pattern is the "dead man's switch" to ensure it never stops.
The Mobius Strip this causes tears a hole in space-time via a nano-scale black hole. This causes all Atlassian products to be sucked into the event horizon.
To ensure the safety of All Humanity, I just happen to tip OpsGenie and MS (BURN IN HELL FOREVER, TEAMS!) over the precipice for good measure.