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2024-09-01 14:40:27

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See you in there then please wear summat cute but it only going get ripped

2024-09-01 13:38:00

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Morning, beautiful. Yea, just wanted a better gm than Jeanburg. Need make things about me.

2024-09-01 13:27:32

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"Good morning, Dan, you look so handsome as always and I love you more than that wog Jeanburg"

2024-08-30 17:37:27

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He probably does after all that. What about poor me I fixed a mirror and sang in the shower. It literally wasn't that hard in the Gulag

2024-08-30 14:12:58

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I can't really swim though me tatts always cause a bit of a scene in public. When I was far bigger nobody ever said owt though. I used walk in Tesco half naked and wasted in summer and no fucker would say nothing. I must get that back and that along with my resting bitch face I'm hoping people will leave me be

2024-08-30 14:01:15

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It's not bloody funny it's the reason it's taking me so long to build muscle again 😢

2024-08-29 23:09:27

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Enjoy, your boozing, Brother Graf. Love you, mate, and please crack a tin for the old Queen Mum and me

2024-08-29 01:49:53

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A hairy short wop and a giant turtle fighting over me 😍

2024-08-29 01:01:59

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Just invite people from Fedi and say those are your family. Graf will sit in Church drinking a tin on his tablet trying fix bugs on Poast and Yockey will weep in Church that he finally got some people from Poast married

2024-08-28 15:27:56

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One day I'm gonna ask Brother Graf rename that to "SwarthyDeerbloodfisting" Or "Fatpeoplebemadagain"

2024-08-28 14:57:25

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Morning, Yockey mate. I was in Britpop hellthreads but this seems more my thing so please go on tbh

2024-08-28 00:27:13

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That's a big fucking WOULD from Graf and me on that pizza

2024-08-27 12:50:45

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Earl Grey is fantastic. My favourite tea. Sadly though I'm necking coffee today as I had stay up to deal with some queers checking my solar panels.

2024-08-27 12:47:07

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Morning, Wrath me old mate. Please enjoy your tea. Hoping it's Earl Grey, innit

2024-08-22 14:52:22

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I had big mixxed feelings about that game it was fun but was libtarded and I couldn't get through it.

2024-08-22 14:12:52

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Don't you dare try and give Precious to other men it took me literally months of degeneracy and romance to get her to settle for me. Gonna fucking wigout

2024-08-20 16:15:27

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Morning BestDan, hope you well today and had a good night at the theatre. Same mate, it looks good and I most definitely would too. I bet this is the type of stuff they eat daily in Buckingham Palace. Truly the food of nobility

2024-08-20 00:09:36

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I finished all the bathroom tiling it's proper shit I fucking love it. Ordered a new mirror as mein is old and gonna get some more paint this week and decorate again. Gonna start my bedroom next week then. Life is good. Hope you doing well as well mate

2024-08-20 00:04:10

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don't know what you are 🤨 at. I have said far worse to her in private and on the tl and imma going keep doing it too 😤

2024-08-19 23:00:16

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I would let you spray me it's only fair since I'm gonna spray in your eyes and mouth a lot tbh

2024-08-19 21:15:05

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This is a ploy to get me import you instead of you imported me, innit

2024-08-19 17:01:57

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Looking foward to it, mate. They opened a new spoons near me and they sell steak and ale pie and they sell giant yorkies filled with beef.

2024-08-18 01:09:34

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Just did, Brother Graf, I'm gonna go bed now for a little. Love you, friend.

2024-08-15 20:03:12

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He didn't see the thread we were in all day. I can still have a mouth or hand job from you for helping you in the shower right?

2024-08-15 19:08:29

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Shit, I thought you were on about my knob. that's more mid sized and semi tbh

2024-08-15 19:02:56

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A handjob and an UwU from you in one day. Life is good

2024-08-15 18:58:01

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It's more she goes easy on me I think tbh

2024-08-15 18:54:25

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look you really should get rid of your new bf. He going find it odd that you have another guy you have to give a handjob to every morning in the shower and that would take literal minutes of your day if you had do that for two blokes instead of just me.

2024-08-15 17:59:19

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Don't worry, friend, you're the only one I let give me a handjob while watching you in the shower 😘

2024-08-15 10:05:20

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Goodnight, friend, rest easy

2024-08-13 22:42:30

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The only veg I eat is peas, carrots and collieflower if it's cooked well and has a little butter on it. I'm a rather fussy eater I'm afraid

2024-08-13 21:34:10

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Torture? I thought that was just a little light foreplay

2024-08-13 13:14:50

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Don't eat random stuff out my bloody fridge then, innit

2024-08-13 12:59:39

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Morning Fedifriends, please have a good day

2024-08-13 03:32:26

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You always say the sweetest things to me.

2024-08-13 03:15:14

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tfw no cute rebounding girl to gaslight into thinking you're the best she can do and get imported

2024-08-13 02:44:06

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No that was @ForbiddenDreamer . He's always here to improve (ruin) the tl while I'm busy.

2024-08-13 02:42:18

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Why is everybody talking about my thrush yogurt today 😩

2024-08-13 02:23:58

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Morning, friends. Brother Graf, they should make clones of Dans instead so when we are vibing or asleep there will still be at least two of us on Poast at all times talking about the Queen Mum and beanz on toast.

2024-08-13 02:03:08

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Thank you for reminding me about this, wiz my friend 😒

2024-08-12 15:02:54

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Morning, Yockey me old son. May the Queen mum Bless on this wonderful Monday. Why does every woman on here like the other Queen Mum's soilders more than me 😢

2024-08-12 14:52:21

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Morning, to both of you my friends. Please have a great week. btw have you ditched that bloke yet and told him you going import a random Englishman and just support me sitting around drinking all day.

2024-08-12 12:46:11

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Have a good week and day, GolfCartLady.

2024-08-12 12:36:55

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Morning beloved Fedifriends. Please have yourselves a good day and stellar day.

2024-08-12 06:54:23

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See you later, Brother Graf, going get ready to finish my bathroom. Got a lot on this week. Queen Mum Bless you, friend

2024-08-12 06:43:38

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It's always good to add new stuff to the sex dungeon. Better to add it and not need it than to be gay and not have it, innit

2024-08-12 01:52:14

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When we went the Red Lion a few year back for a piss up. You said I was so smol and cute so an UwU for you me handsome, friend

2024-08-12 01:49:21

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They won't be as nice as yours that's for sure, darling

2024-08-12 01:45:22

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Bollocks to that. All I care about is why wasn't it me. No woman ever wants import me and pay for me sitting around drinking all day. Like wtf

2024-08-12 01:36:32

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It's a slightly low temp tbh. I don't think it is anything to worry about though.

2024-08-12 00:59:25

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Nice and chill, Brother Graf. Always have the windows open no matter the weather. Hate being hot simple as. Keep an eye if it drops much lower though we can't afford the Queen Mum's strongest soldier getting ill, innit

2024-08-12 00:49:13

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The Mariana trench would be good start tbh

2024-08-12 00:13:40

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Queen Mum forgive me. I'm spending too much with these bloody colonials. Nearly called me multi vitamins A to ZEEE the other week 😔

2024-08-12 00:05:54

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Many years agp a Gypo woman once tried sell me a moody gold ring while I was out shopping. It were worthless but still I spent 15 minutes haggling her down to £5 and wasted lots of her time just so I could pay her with a moody £5 note I had in my wallet I was trynna get shut of. It was a good Day for Dans worldwide and thus the Queen Mum and all the Danosphere

2024-08-11 23:19:54

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Brother Graf, I had ravioli mixed with tile adhesive grout today foe dinner. Maybe you should have the same, mate, I will leave it up to you if you wish to add a little tile adhesive as a flavour enhancer though. Please enjoy your day, BestDan

2024-08-11 16:46:38

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Fat Whale and a lady? I think you mean my friend @DEERBLOOD

2024-08-11 13:31:10

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Morning darling. Got go back to work for Dad shouts at me again innit

2024-08-11 13:30:30

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Brother Graf, you should rest was worried about you, innit. will txt you on da phone later. Fucking hate tiling can barely stand up and Dad said I done a shit job of the cadding and tiling. Got fit some taps and bath handles yet and can barely stand up. Queen Mum cry, innit

2024-08-11 13:26:49

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I have the mental illness of champions BPD 😤

2024-08-11 13:19:54

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I don't I'm just hungover and getting a bollocking off my Dad about how bad my house repairs are 😩

2024-08-11 13:04:43

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Brother Graf, missed you last night. I have a hangover and me old man been bollocking me about how bad my tiling as is, innit. Please have a good day, mate. love ya

2024-08-11 03:58:09

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He's a good lad. I love him and so does the Lord and Queen Mum. We are Blessed here on Poast with our upgraded jannies

2024-08-11 03:46:35

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She probably better just importing me with the way things are going here. When she kicks me out after a week will be at your door, friend

2024-08-11 03:38:04

The TL is never the same without Brother Graf the Queen Mum's strongest Soldier. Yockey and I are getting drunk and we need another Queen Mum poaster on the tl to carry the slack 😢

2024-08-11 03:35:03

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We save that behaviour for date night, innit

2024-08-11 03:29:18

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I even paid private a few month back to have two implants fitted wherer me teeth got knocked out. I only wanted implants as the word reminds me of boobs and I love them things in my mouth, innit

2024-08-11 03:15:47

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Will wait for you in Heaven, darling

2024-08-11 03:14:36

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Always count on another Brit to totally fuck you, innit

2024-08-11 03:08:30

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I want stab wounds not gunshots wounds. Also, must be a cute girl who does it too.

2024-08-11 03:04:09

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Bloody hell, mate, I'm British and I still go three times a year for a scrape and polish

2024-08-11 03:00:39

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It's the scar on my lip, isn't it? Women always said it was hot though 😢

2024-08-11 02:58:05

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Can't fix perfection, my friend. I was talking about everybody else not me

2024-08-11 02:56:48

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There are good people still but we are all somewhat fucked up from this modern hellworld we inhabit. You just have to accept we are all rather flawed even the best among us

2024-08-11 02:49:11

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If she bent down in a short skirt in front of you and she did it slowly and deliberately she into you

2024-08-11 02:46:09

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Women love a little gossip, Bigduck. It's fine, mate.

2024-08-11 02:43:06

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Are you trying to give me advice on bloody women and the English language?

2024-08-11 02:39:53

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It's because it no longer means what it used too. Now it means a bird who dresses old fashioned and acts stoopid and boring and is insane . Causes drama and has a secret OF account where they sell nudes and sleeps around and has an army of simps

2024-08-11 02:35:19

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>you meant you were going to dial back the cringe
You have met Frank right?

2024-08-11 02:34:15

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My Grandma was a secret drunk who did it to cope with her marriage

2024-08-11 02:28:17

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This sounds like fiction to me, mate. Women never do as they told. Tradwifes are a larp they are often the worst women

2024-08-11 02:25:43

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Might need flee to the colonies at this rate myself. You don't even real Beans over there and there's no pictures of the Queen Mum in supermarkets 😢

2024-08-11 02:20:34

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Frank trying drive me away so I delete 😢

2024-08-11 02:17:42

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It will happen in the Lord's time nobody elses

2024-08-11 02:10:51

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I realise summat most don't. Our governments are so wicked they will gun us down in the streets and put us in Gulags by military force if they must. We are not at the collapse yet best to sit back for a while and let the world burn

2024-08-11 02:04:48

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I'm good I'm just keeping my head down until this blows over. I'm not getting ten years inside for filching a sossij roll from Greggs, innit

2024-08-11 02:02:34

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I'm pretty degenerate. I just think it belongs in loving relationship and as long as you aren't hurting nobody but each other it's no harm no foul

2024-08-11 01:53:22

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Thank you, Bead friend. Might open a few Ales and make some degenerate poast or summat, innit

2024-08-11 01:52:10

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I used to have an old V6 Ford XR 4x4 and it had a fan massive fan by the radiator with no guard and all I ever used to think is so fucking WOULD

2024-08-11 01:50:10

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Me opening fedi: Nothing but bangers
Dan : Time to ruin shit and make everything about me, innit

2024-08-11 00:37:54

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Everything is a race with you even bloody sex. I hate finishing second all the time 😒

2024-08-11 00:19:28

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Brother Graf gave me a year to find a woman a month ago. You going just miss my marriage arc. Strange that, innit

2024-08-11 00:07:32

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She had a thing for some Brit in the riots and I said I was going challenge him to a drinking competion. She knew it would kill him though. So I think she may be taking an interest in the French on purpose cuz she knows I will never go to that accursed land beyond the Queen Mum's light in heaven.

2024-08-10 23:45:25

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It's good to cut loose sometimes, mate, please enjoy your night of getting catnoears

2024-08-10 23:42:01

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I betta let Graf know Yockey got in the sherry cupboard again

2024-08-10 23:07:59

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Please just ask me first so i can pretend to think about before saying yes

2024-08-10 23:04:13

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Always amazes the speed at which a government can move when its chosen subjects are under threat from the common rabble.

2024-08-10 22:56:50

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Doll my friend, I have stayed in the house 95% of the time. I knew the government would use all the shit as an excuse to strike down actual right wing people. They never let a crisis go to waste to use as a chance to grab more power.

2024-08-10 22:54:14

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We get let this before our Sunday date nights

2024-08-10 22:53:08

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Hi Doll friend. I hope you well today.

2024-08-10 22:50:51

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My point exactly, darling