Sven

@nprofile…fn34
“And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change…”
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

2024-12-11 20:28:54

Is there a #ChatGPT type thing only trained with @nprofile…gtst data? I want to use that.
#ProjectGutenberg #AI

2024-12-04 13:36:36

So, #MartialLaw is a #KPop group?

2024-12-02 01:39:35

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@nprofile…7klc
Biden should go crazy with pardons.

2024-12-02 01:33:33

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@nprofile…hz70
Cosmic rays.

2024-12-02 01:25:40

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@nprofile…hz70
Yea, but sky minerals!
Never mind.

2024-12-02 01:06:22

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@nprofile…sjpx
I think it's just what happens when beavers spend too much time is space.

2024-12-02 00:12:33

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@nprofile…hz70
The snow should be going into the pool.

2024-11-22 19:38:30

My #dogs got second breakfasts today. I fed them, put their dishes in the dish washer. Then when I come home they where other plates where on the floor.

2024-11-19 19:22:13

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@nprofile…r4yn
I assume Santa lives in Finland.

2024-11-18 16:54:50

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@nprofile…hz70
Joined a witch coven I think.

2024-10-22 22:21:52

Planning on getting a small tattoo this weekend, my first. Where should I get it? Check out this #Ötzi diagram and help me choose T_01 through T_10. Tattoo locations are a good thing to crowd source, no?
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/353/400/840/571/925/original/a2590ca88ad935f4.jpg

2024-10-22 22:21:52

2024-10-20 17:37:18

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@npub1nn8…8sed
Mormons? Or do they count as Christians?

2024-09-20 15:24:14

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@npub1nn8…8sed
It's the #PhilliePhanatic.
https://pixels.com/featured/phillie-phanatic-hot-dog-shooter-nick-zelinsky-jr.html

2024-09-17 19:05:52

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@npub1crj…e9vp
Is there Pop OS for Raspberry Pi 5?

2024-09-09 15:25:12

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@npub1nn8…8sed
1985's Explorers?

2024-09-05 00:41:39

Ok, I gave Kamala #Harris money today. I'm a fucken strait white male, raised as a #protestant. I'm going to proudly #vote for her.
I don't think I've ever proudly voted for somebody.

2024-07-19 15:05:28

Checking out the #CrowdStrike career page. I'm sure I'm up to their standards.

2024-07-17 00:32:09

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@npub1nn8…8sed
I expect some Greek gods would listen to podcasts.

2024-07-14 20:09:08

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@npub1nn8…8sed
I haven't bought a Coke product since it was discontinued in the USA.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_with_Coffee

2024-07-14 20:03:42

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@npub1nn8…8sed
I kinda miss coffee coke.

2024-07-12 14:26:49

Younger child got wisdom teeth removed a few days ago. I want 🌽. Thinking about creamed #maize from scratch. #Vegan of course.
#corn #cob #dinner

2024-07-02 18:44:05

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@npub1nn8…8sed
This bring back fond memories of the Suez Canal.

2024-07-01 23:35:22

Where I live, local 🌽 is available! Yum.
#maize #corn #food #hashtag #boring #whoCares #noComment #leaveMeAlone #EVO

2024-07-01 14:42:06

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@npub1nn8…8sed
I was at home yesterday looking at the weather radar, seeing storms coming to my house. They all went north or south of me. All missed. I was sad.

2024-06-12 17:53:22

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@npub1nn8…8sed
It's still like, don't look at my nipples. My eye is up here.

2024-06-12 12:04:28

You do you #Denmark, you do you.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy00gk0kr82o
#food #spicy

2024-05-21 12:56:53

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@npub1nn8…8sed
I mean, dogs can swim pretty good.
Stop it, don't over think it!

2024-05-15 13:33:07

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@npub1nn8…8sed
It's that famously bad movie who's name I can't remember?

2024-04-29 13:11:43

My teenage child complained from time to time that they have never been to a #McDonalds, so as we where on a #roadTrip last weekend we stopped at a McDonald's. I said "When I was a child I liked the Big Mac."
They replied "What's a Big Mac?"
I went into #ManchurianCandidate mode, my mind went blank, feelings left my face, & in a monotone voice I said: "TwoAllBeefPattiesSpecialSauceCheeseLettucePicklesOnionsOnASesameSeedBun".
Then I assassinated somebody else's political opponents.

2024-04-29 13:11:43

2024-04-26 13:30:06

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@npub1nn8…8sed
How have I not noticed #FruitBatFriday until today!

2024-04-21 22:56:07

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@npub1nn8…8sed
I'm ok with this, so long no blood or flesh of god is involved.

2024-03-29 00:06:40

I #atheist I was thinking about making #latkes for the potato dish for #Easter dinner. But my mother would not eat deep fried food*. So #vegan potato options?
* Ask me if you want to know the middle school home ec issue that happened to me.

2024-03-26 17:38:29

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@npub1u3t…c6ug
Never thought about getting #Viagra until now.

2024-03-21 23:01:43

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@npub1j2y…ggdc
Thank you for caring about my soul.
Wait, are souls a thing?

2024-03-11 23:44:50

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@npub1cpp…2uya
Hmm, watermelon.

2024-03-07 01:58:37

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@npub1vqm…ccpx Even Kirk used Duck Duck Go.

2024-03-05 16:25:28

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@npub1nn8…8sed
I believe this is an exact quote from the Wiccan Rede.

2024-02-27 15:26:28

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@npub1nn8…8sed
The answer is "Sarsaparilla".

2024-02-21 16:51:26

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@npub1nn8…8sed
I've dumped in worse places.

2024-02-13 14:19:35

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@npub1nn8…8sed
Sorry, cleaning screen.

2024-02-04 19:43:36

Ok, last week I bitched that I could not get a #USB #DVDROM working on #Ubuntu #RPi5. But on #Bookworm, it worked no problem.
Today I tried to get a scanner to work on bookworm. Sure, I only spent an hour or so trying, but when I rebooted into Ubuntu it immediate worked.
Can these people work together? Or do I have to switch #SDCard depending on what I'm doing?

2024-01-29 16:34:02

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@npub1nn8…8sed
Every Breath You Take

2024-01-23 15:45:52

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@npub1gfd…7gg6
I hear Elvis was good at this too.

2024-01-19 16:51:33

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@npub1nn8…8sed
The dukes, the dukes.

2024-01-18 16:33:35

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@npub1nn8…8sed
I'm for killing everybody who reaches 30 years of age, and I'm >50 years old!

2024-01-17 23:26:52

I've got a bunch of #Chinese #opera #SanFrancisco records.
While I love them, I think I'm the wrong person to own them.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/773/851/058/640/442/original/ca68c330cebcdbeb.jpg

2024-01-12 01:39:34

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@npub19lt…qfjk
I think it's a record player with a red record on it.
Could be wrong.

2024-01-11 19:27:05

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@npub19lt…qfjk
Not what you want, but:
http://www.starringthecomputer.com/computer.html?c=108#875

2024-01-10 18:20:19

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@npub1nn8…8sed
Cymothoa exigua?

2024-01-03 20:52:16

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@npub1aum…5jx0
Biodegradable shoes are cool.

2024-01-03 19:21:20

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@npub1nn8…8sed
Sounds like dogs.

2023-12-22 14:01:48

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@npub1gfd…7gg6
It's what the government uses do download your data while you sleep.

2023-11-29 02:22:21

I need $4.11 more on my #Amazon order to get free shipping. Suggestions?
#shopping #xmas

2023-11-25 23:40:02

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@npub1nn8…8sed
s/weird/unique/i

2023-11-23 15:06:00

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@npub1nd0…nvf8
It's ok to go to College Football games just for the marching band.

2023-11-21 21:16:05

Spouse is in Nova Scotia, #Canada for a business trip. They have been to Bavaria, Germany, & Oxford, UK for work in the past. They only place I've ever gone for work is Long Island.
But, this is the first time I'm jealous. I've wanted to visit Nova Scotia for over a decade.

2023-10-15 15:58:03

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@npub1nn8…8sed
My father's favorite salad, a wedge of iceberg lettuce drenched in French dressing.

2023-10-11 15:27:22

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@npub1nn8…8sed
I'm guessing Raisin in the Sun.

2023-09-06 18:59:49

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@npub1nn8…8sed
Need to watch it again. Thanks.

2023-09-06 17:45:22

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@npub1nn8…8sed
Well, there goes my afternoon. So far it's a good movie.

2023-09-06 12:33:47

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@npub1sk4…d83s
You get invited to parties? 😢

2023-07-15 00:04:10

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@npub1j2y…ggdc
Giant hogweed?

2023-07-11 00:39:18

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@npub1xzm…eykm
So, have you tried milking that cat?

2023-05-11 01:18:32

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@npub15qw…3p2z
CNN still exists?

2023-04-28 23:37:09

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@npub1j2y…ggdc
I'm willing to dance with death in the pale moon light.

2023-04-23 14:07:25

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#[0]
Not willing to pay for Paramount+.

2023-04-21 21:49:52

So, #[0] fans, no #[1] Season 3 #[2] until the #[3] comes out. And my local #[4] gets a copy, and I'm able to take it out.
Local library still has no #[5] copies.