Vagrant King Woodshop 🍁

Woodshop "Danger" Handman

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WoodshopHandman@poa-st.mostr.pub

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2025-01-24 23:27:54

Chat why does my mouth taste like metal

2025-01-06 18:49:47

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*posts

2024-09-05 18:17:20

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MAKE TIME

2024-09-05 18:15:07

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"ConfederateHobo found dead in Virginia"

2024-09-05 15:55:50

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Not to sound like an opticsfag but whatever "momentum" the "movement" had isn't being killed by jews or the government or whatever, but niggas being as unlikable and off-putting as possible

2024-09-05 15:47:20

#note1rdc…va4y
https://i.poastcdn.org/d30c07bd9790abfa98f6440d20785d2a2d6e1814d8387bfb7108332a828e3c5b.png

2024-09-05 13:03:12

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YOU BLOODY ARROGANT BASTARD BITCH
FACK YOU

2024-09-04 21:37:23

rightoids NOT publicly share the deviant sexual scenarios they imagine involving other men challenge

2024-09-03 19:04:29

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https://i.poastcdn.org/2008b3e75fa77d72efeef508d7ee2e54fda648de8008dc35a0792c68e6294146.png

2024-09-03 18:40:58

THE FUCKIN UMBRELLA CORP LOGO LMFAOOO
#note184h…hxtr

2024-09-03 13:49:35

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Thank you Keanu Reeves

2024-09-03 13:27:37

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No, I'm actually getting much better

2024-09-03 13:17:24

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>tfw you get a perfect score on the first try 😏
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2024-08-31 15:22:01

HAPPY MARISA MONDAY HAHA
#note1m3l…c8n8
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2024-08-31 15:21:14

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FUCK FUCK FUCK
THIS ONE'S KILLING ME
I CAN FEEL EARLY ONSET DEMENTIA KICKING IN

2024-08-31 15:17:23

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That sounds like a phenomenal bit. I'm in.

2024-08-31 15:15:09

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Really depends on context and headspace but for a lot of people yes unironically

2024-08-29 20:50:05

Guy who actually says "city-slickers" unironically

2024-08-29 13:25:32

>Gen Xer more concerned about preserving culture and race
*ahem* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#note1xw4…dvhp

2024-08-28 17:27:47

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It's the only childhood nostalgiaslop I have left 😭

2024-08-28 17:16:17

Bruh they got the Green Hill Zone/Dreams of an Absolution motif playin in the trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=qSu6i2iFMO0

2024-08-28 14:25:29

I wish there were labor camps around here so I could just send myself to one for a couple months

2024-08-27 19:05:52

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Yeah but the issue is that the left manages to see the non-monetary value in art, both in creating it and supporting it, and the right just *doesn't* for the reasons I described, ergo we return to "the right has surrendered art to the left".

2024-08-27 18:59:43

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Erm, actually it's "Gab PRO"...

2024-08-27 17:45:47

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what

2024-08-26 23:17:46

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Nobody is "stuck online" the power button is right there nobody is holding a gun to your head telling you to be mad and miserable on line

2024-08-26 23:03:37

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>no one ever feels the need to post gay porn to prove how nasty that shit is
I'm unironically so glad you haven't been in those threads, man
https://i.poastcdn.org/4d1f948d043d8cbd792c0a276a395b9a79aead915a2fdc69f1219e6673f22d72.png

2024-08-26 22:40:32

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I've said it before: Some racist niggas online are such unfunny and uncharismatic and repulsive spergs that they actually have made me less racist because I really don't want to be associated with them

2024-08-26 11:36:24

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>eventually they'll need to be replaced
But will they actually get replaced? The answer might shock you!

2024-08-26 11:35:13

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I'm a black canadian

2024-08-20 07:52:35

GOOD MORNING
IT IS MARISA MONDAY
HAVE A PIC OF TOMBOY AND SHRINE DWEEBUS
https://i.poastcdn.org/72976c91dd32e1b81d35248f540b43f63fe2bb3ce67cbb4f20fb641b936dd785.png

2024-08-19 20:06:37

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IIRC the movie is about a retarded quirky autistic french girl that sleeps around with randos

2024-08-19 20:04:29

I really am suffering from success
https://i.poastcdn.org/5133b04d84f244deedadef9c5858373a3f7625126648d177ae5d07de5355b063.jpg

2024-08-19 20:00:41

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It's the cute pale girl with thick thighs and big boobs and the skinny glasses girl with tattoos and a pink streak in her hair :pensive_cowboy:

2024-08-19 19:59:14

Yeah so I'm pretty sure at least two of the cute girls at work are pretty into me just based on how they act when I'm around but neither one of them is the girl I really want to be into me :pensive_cowboy:

2024-08-16 07:41:05

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how would i know
i'm asleep

2024-08-15 22:08:51

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At least Xenoblade X had cool giant robots

2024-08-15 21:54:56

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>tfw no gf who smells like gasoline
https://i.poastcdn.org/6f659daf39b9dd829d8406c87eef4b79d5e984199524c40f0b6c581aa2d75e52.jpg

2024-08-15 21:10:03

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Oh so the shit pagans believe in

2024-08-15 21:01:33

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why did you even type all that nigga lol
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2024-08-15 20:07:15

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Nigga I made it up. It is a joke post. Are you autistic?

2024-08-15 20:04:34

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What the fuck are you talking about

2024-08-15 20:03:33

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What

2024-08-15 19:50:53

Some guys on Poast.com called me a gaboid so I wrote up fanfiction about him and how every girl he ever came into contact was a total whore who sleeps with everyone but him. That will teach them to call us mentally ill sex pest weirdos.
#note1p9z…ck69

2024-08-15 13:12:25

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Codes include setbacks and shit so I don't think you'd be allowed to even have trailers that close together

2024-08-15 13:10:50

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Or, here's a better idea:
We DON'T live out of cheap flimsy trailers because building things isn't actually that hard

2024-08-15 01:06:31

Goodnight friends
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2024-08-15 00:35:48

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>Vasta
>Heidegger14
>HunterPJohnson
>Meinsweeper
>Marty
>OttovonShitpost
>FBICatgirl
>AR15
>RacistZikaBaby
>NatePlastic
>TurboNormie
>Blofeld_Ernst_Stavro
>FirebrandJay
>Eggy
>Shub
>guttersessions
>Cirnog
>Volcelrights
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2024-08-14 20:42:16

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Yeah hey that's great you wanna buy one or not
oakpill.com/product/fireball-tee/

2024-08-14 20:39:15

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uhhhhhhhhh cry about it???
https://i.poastcdn.org/c3d700243073d5369bfb6e637c1bb0ef61d3dd8966755817fafece9de090ef9a.webm

2024-08-14 19:40:49

Guy who puts slices of kraft american cheese on pizza

2024-08-14 15:15:00

Yeah, that's going on a shirt
#note1u54…v95s

2024-08-13 15:07:40

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Can you rightoids go one day without coming up with sexual fantasies regarding the lives of anonymous men on the internet?

2024-08-13 15:04:55

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FOUND A JOB WITH BETTER PAY

2024-08-13 14:57:06

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Did this to one of the cute girls at work over the weekend when she told me she used to be an accounting manager and then she mockingly flipped her hair back around her ear and sarcastically acted like she's a big deal
I want to commit violence
https://i.poastcdn.org/f5c4ab751fa63e7dd5c5ea9813174e217d8804cb98b47ec258b47d27954009a7.gif

2024-08-12 22:42:01

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Sorry for being a girlkisser...

2024-08-12 22:28:38

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>Female chuunis are cute
NO THEY'RE NOT THEY'RE FUCKING ANNOYING IRL

2024-08-12 18:12:59

I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS
#note155n…2lh4

2024-08-12 14:53:14

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bro...

2024-08-11 21:57:06

I think I need to ask out the cute puffy clothes girl from work but I kinda have no idea how
https://i.poastcdn.org/a9c8b9c7dee1f91d707f84140403584287ba76c0747d6015bb40953004cdc3dc.jpg

2024-08-11 18:18:12

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Battle reasy

2024-08-11 18:11:14

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Unreal
>He's "battle-ready"
Come on, nigga

2024-08-11 18:04:17

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Lol what

2024-08-10 22:30:47

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erm, you forgot the basebuilding and the skill tree

2024-08-09 22:12:45

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Damn ur telling me these queers and kikes are trying to subvert something transcendant and good??? That's crazy man
https://i.poastcdn.org/a2c1b0ffd25e50d9b28e6e9eb4a4457af75bcf7c790e94edfa8c8b50c769773e.jpg

2024-08-09 22:09:38

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Nvm just looked at ur profile
The answer is yes

2024-08-09 22:08:53

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Are u autistic?
https://i.poastcdn.org/c07266b94a7d922739f5afc0f8d7f7a4f92310dca942184a2e75d5cccffa417a.png

2024-08-09 22:04:33

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No you were probably just a faggot to begin with. And maybe a homosexual too.

2024-08-08 22:02:11

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It genuinely feels like some bad fan-made unity project. Sonic Omens-tier.

2024-08-08 21:57:54

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Yeah every sonic game has felt really floaty and just bad to handle for like two decades now. Shadow the Hedgehog was genuinely the last one that felt GOOD. Youtube essayist fags would use the term "good gamefeel".

2024-08-08 21:50:55

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Me but with Sonic Adventure 3 :pensive_cowboy:

2024-08-08 19:56:50

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https://i.poastcdn.org/d4967395a00a12cfc52630cad44a9cdb63385994f7a125e74ddefef20984330a.mp4

2024-08-08 12:39:43

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I don't get notifications from people I don't follow lol

2024-08-08 00:06:59

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Uinspired

2024-08-08 00:06:05

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TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER

2024-08-07 08:59:27

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I think we should nuke england but I'l take what I can get

2024-08-07 00:40:29

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Me myself personally I think Britain should be flooded with even more streetshitting migrants and every anglo who complains should be given corporal punishment
https://i.poastcdn.org/d9e73b625e9c1d437411af78f93022210c5ac7c570b8f8a9b24cf7155da33766.jpg

2024-08-07 00:36:52

My mfw when I hear that tons of British """people""" are getting arrested for publicly disrespecting migrants
https://i.poastcdn.org/8960b8ac7121f44826dd028879e2dc7b36ba20180fc18aaa7ce0359020915a53.mp4

2024-08-06 23:39:35

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nah girls love serial killers and whatnot they'd go bananas for that

2024-08-06 23:35:50

Accidentally gave a girl the ick because I was locked in when I should have been tweaking :pensive_cowboy:

2024-08-06 21:34:08

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I'M NOW THE SAME AGE MY DAD WAS WHEN I WAS BORN
AGONIZING AND UNBEARABLE

2024-08-06 19:49:06

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Sleeper Cels be like: honk shoo mimimimimi

2024-08-06 19:48:25

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>JUST AS UNREALISTIC AS IMAGINING THE IMAGINARY ONE GIRL YOU COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH
I am being attacked on my birthday
https://i.poastcdn.org/a9c8b9c7dee1f91d707f84140403584287ba76c0747d6015bb40953004cdc3dc.jpg

2024-08-03 21:52:33

Cute girl at work (not my type) stopping me to ask me why I bring a gallon of milk to work everyday

2024-08-03 15:26:21

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I heart reacted but then I read the description and had to recall it

2024-08-03 15:24:22

>Naruto loses Kurama and Sasuke gets his rinnegan mcfuckin stabbed
>Attack on Titan lol
>MHA ends with the MC losing his powers and getting cuckolded by hid childhood bully
Does every modern shonen mangaka fucking hate their fans? At least Bleach-chads stay winning

2024-08-02 15:16:22

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Need

2024-08-02 07:04:13

Don't tell aneemay graph maze but simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight

2024-08-01 18:10:16

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sata andagi

2024-08-01 18:09:41

#note1cq5…7lpt
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2024-08-01 18:08:17

They're both literally me
https://i.poastcdn.org/f26e60f38f0938d1c6d7bef470a5178fb209799b071c24bc209ceb0e913848f3.gif
https://i.poastcdn.org/f5c4ab751fa63e7dd5c5ea9813174e217d8804cb98b47ec258b47d27954009a7.gif

2024-08-01 17:35:33

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Keep the faith, brother

2024-08-01 17:03:47

dog type wife gf necessary

2024-08-01 13:43:41

@npub1mt0…esms Is it time?
https://i.poastcdn.org/66088271e2cec3249bdac298b2e35458aaf3778052cd4dca709758eb1d00974f.jpg

2024-08-01 01:31:59

UUOOHHH DRUNK ARMPITS UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
https://i.poastcdn.org/785c447f14b939fccfddd112729f659788e84dd1942b306f7580a264e56977a3.png

2024-07-31 22:54:40

Got myself a new car
The plants in my garden are growing well
Finally going back to the gym tomorrow
Had some delicious perfectly-cooked burgers for dinner
Everyone on poast is going insane
https://i.poastcdn.org/2891c3b6e3a80b69652bcd418c8385634b16fa0f71703d3c4626bac386ba4b36.png

2024-07-31 21:08:30

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JUST PLAIN?

2024-07-31 21:07:09

Just fried up some cheese borgers in bacon grease for dinner. And you?

2024-07-31 20:53:14

JRPG character that fights using a paintbrush or something as a rapier and he says "Avant Garde!" at the start of fights

2024-07-31 11:24:23

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"I'm afraid to live my own life because black people could be nearby"