Amy Ash

billy corgan at disneyland beacons.ai/amyy

[bridged from lolennui.bsky.social on Bluesky by Bridgy Fed]

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lolennui.bsky.social_at_bsky.brid.gy@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-12-31 18:45:26

I briefly lived on the L line and it tried its best to break my spirit but nope I still love new yawk

2024-12-31 18:39:21

I’ve resolved to come to NYC in 2025. I don’t yet know how, but man am I gonna be an annoying “I ❤️ NYC” person. oh my god I’m gonna be so cringe, I can’t wait.

2024-12-25 04:13:10

I just think he’s neat
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2024-10-30 16:13:51

on election night all the swing states put their car keys in a bowl to get the party started

2024-10-30 16:08:12

you guys hear about this election

2024-10-29 00:40:27

this cut off jeans trend is such a gift to short people, I feel like I’m getting away with something

2024-10-21 17:08:56

If you miss Twitter just pretend this post is an ad for a race science blog that sells supplements

2024-10-21 01:05:05

Obsessed with this old London Underground poster that makes it look like it launches you straight to hell
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2024-10-20 19:46:09

Not an especially principled gripe here but this is the layout that broke me
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2024-10-20 17:16:41

Arnold Palmer pulling his dick out and using it as a putter

2024-10-19 21:02:57

This election feels interminable and it also feels like the election was 100 days away 5 seconds ago. Taken together, probably great for my brain.

2024-10-19 16:22:37

when someone irl asks me about bluesky I feel like setting myself on fire as a diversion

2024-10-19 16:12:04

spice things up at your trunk or treat, sacrifice the guest who draws the most inauspicious rune stone

2024-10-15 17:46:14

being a writer is mostly about giving out your social security number

2024-10-12 16:32:44

$20 at a time bitch!! I’m coming to nyc and taking up birding so hard

2024-10-12 16:29:28

If I pass my trial for this gig it’s big for me as my first comedy thing ever and I’ll be able to save almost all of this freelance pay for NYC someday!!

2024-10-11 18:40:13

my fav part of gardening is the volunteer plants that grow out of the drain holes of a planter just to fight god

2024-10-10 04:41:10

"hurricane Milton" it's like you don't want people to listen to you

2024-10-10 04:32:58

Nobody would voluntarily stay put if they had named it hurricane Willem Dafoe

2024-10-10 04:03:48

one of us tbh
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2024-10-10 03:30:14

imagine being the camera guy who's like "fuck they're gonna be so mad if I lose Anderson Cooper out here"

2024-10-09 19:12:14

there should be a website you can use to search the internet

2024-10-09 17:00:30

I love this gig, I’m sitting here refreshing my email for the next assignment like a fucking pervert

2024-10-03 01:14:07

I think the Padres would be even better if their colors weren’t poo and pee

2024-10-02 16:50:55

Any of you have a website builder you like that’s usable for ding dongs like me? purely for contact info and a portfolio of short samples

2024-09-27 15:42:03

chappell roan's silence on my grocery store's remodel is disgusting

2024-09-26 20:10:03

Eric Adams made honorary mayor of Chicago

2024-09-26 18:15:08

I think my exact words were "he's not gonna win, I'll never regret attending all those freak offs, and Jon Stewart will never return to The Daily Show, good night!"

2024-09-25 15:45:09

drank my coffee so fast that I believe in love now

2024-09-24 19:33:39

JD Vance comments in Nude Ikea forum unearthed by CNN

2024-09-24 06:13:04

It rules that the Trump campaign is just this brexit meme I saved in 2015
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2024-09-20 15:53:02

Just don’t get in a car with a Kennedy, don’t do it

2024-09-20 15:36:38

Bob Woodward sexts with Donald Trump revealed in shocking exposé

2024-09-20 15:23:46

call me old fashioned but I’m the politest bitch in the porn comments like my nana taught me

2024-09-20 14:52:08

Sorry to my girl Julia
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2024-09-19 20:13:39

they should’ve made john king read out all the porn stuff

2024-09-19 18:26:09

Recently had a kick of reading about biology beyond the purely mechanistic view of life that I got from New Atheism as a teen - here are my 2 favs so far
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2024-09-19 17:28:21

Vance promises to champion the networking class

2024-09-18 03:57:20

nah dude it's me. I'm gonna be the first one who escapes the cycle of suffering without rending asunder the core sense of self and with it, desire, we're disrupting samsara bro

2024-09-17 17:24:13

introducing trojan hands free slip ins

2024-09-17 16:03:47

This is gonna sound like ass kissing but almost all of my funniest friends came here and now Twitter is wall to wall quote-fights about whether or not it’s hard to make friends in your 30’s

2024-09-16 18:11:05

Imagine how boring it is to protect Jimmy Carter

2024-09-16 16:41:13

Jean Smart is a crisp flute of Prosecco on a hot day

2024-09-16 15:50:15

I leave at least a week and a half usually, keep it short and friendly, no extra questions, hoping that doesn’t seem crazy

2024-09-16 15:48:01

Worried I might’ve blown an opportunity by following up too much but I haven’t emailed more than once per week since The Onion first contacted me early Aug, that’s not weird on my end right??

2024-09-15 20:50:49

oh my god he’s gonna be so annoying about this

2024-09-15 16:47:23

Team maga with imminent loss in sight is gonna be Brownshirt berserker mode, being huge fucking losers has never stopped them from hunting vulnerable people for sport

2024-09-14 20:08:39

Ari Melber quoting increasingly irrelevant rap lyrics until "bitch I'm a cow" somehow applies to the 6th circuit

2024-09-14 18:00:23

floppy boy
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2024-09-14 17:42:42

rip travis bickle you would’ve loved giving riders 0 stars

2024-09-12 19:10:13

Mr president the girls are fighting!!
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#note10r2…53zj

2024-09-12 16:29:23

Somehow missed that Loomer posted something so racist that Marjorie Taylor Greene QT-ed to say "this is racist, delete this"
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2024-09-12 16:10:54

at this point I'm pretty sure JD Vance cant cum without hearing the cries of innocents hiding from racist mobs

2024-09-12 04:01:26

This cast is fucking ridiculous
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#note1j24…kaug
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2024-09-12 02:11:22

so annoyed that part of bluesky got new moving shadows on the cave wall and I'm over here tracing my hand like an asshole

2024-09-12 02:05:44

you're right I would be too powerful with videos

2024-09-12 01:51:59

I don't believe God intended for images to move

2024-09-12 00:55:46

honestly didn't think I'd have to know about laura loomer for this long

2024-09-12 00:26:12

whew
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2024-09-11 21:33:35

I remember learning the word snippy from Al Gore's phonecall to Bush so like maybe not the funnest kid in retrospect

2024-09-11 17:34:19

I was a kid but "freedom fries" was a moment when I didn't quite have the words for it but the feeling was I don't think we're in good hands lol

2024-09-11 17:14:20

bluesky, oh you mean like the morning of 9/11? very inappropriate

2024-09-11 16:52:22

if you just continually ask yourself "do I really care about this??" you have a much better time talking to people on the world wide web

2024-09-11 15:44:16

Watching someone post through it out of nowhere like a goddamn shooting star this morning, no apparent purpose except the love of the game, what a rich ecosystem we have hewn

2024-09-11 15:21:28

Yeah we're "going to Mars" the way I'm "gonna do Whole30 sometime"

2024-09-11 15:12:38

Idk if everyone hears this but "I'll give you a baby" is just a variation of creepy men saying "actually, YOU want ME" to sexually humiliate a woman

2024-09-11 05:26:35

A man with billions of dollars but who’s incapable of landing a joke is some old European folk tale shit

2024-09-11 02:43:22

The Mayor of Moscow’s Wife sounds like this season’s horniest period piece on Netflix

2024-09-11 02:31:01

Harris: “I am not Joe Biden.” Fact check: In a way all things are a “part” of all other things, and many believe that higher consciousness actually requires surrendering the sense of self entirely. Four Pinocchios.

2024-09-11 02:11:57

Marvel’s spheres of terra axed in pre production

2024-09-11 02:01:37

victor orban taught me that it’s ok to be quirky

2024-09-11 01:46:00

David Muir looks like he runs a MILF’s only class at SoulCycle

2024-09-11 01:38:53

the democrats need to compromise and simply cut the baby in half

2024-09-11 01:06:23

It never gets easier to tell a patient they’ve tested positive for Reince Priebus

2024-09-11 00:49:56

Extremely irresponsible that Kamala Harris is texting me right now

2024-09-10 23:13:32

Again not scared of GMO’s, I’m scared of something ancient and deathless I can’t quite name

2024-09-10 23:12:25

I’m not anti GMO but there’s definitely a size of any type of vegetable where I start to get scared

2024-09-10 20:44:37

Don’t forget to leave out the new heart promised to a sick child for dick cheney on 9/11 eve

2024-09-10 20:40:18

nate silver kicked off 5th bar trivia team in as many weeks

2024-09-10 19:54:33

really getting taken for a ride by this scam where every time I buy something my bank balance goes down

2024-09-10 19:28:00

It’s not too late to let eric andré moderate tonight

2024-09-10 18:16:38

This anti-Haitian thing is classic conservative double speak - you’re hearing insane racism, a lot of MAGA people are hearing marching orders

2024-09-10 18:07:44

not a cellphone in sight just vibing
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2024-09-10 17:56:36

Might be a clumsy comparison but the way republicans call queer people pedos for exactly 1 reason, which is they want their followers to kill us in the streets, that applies to falsely accusing people of eating pets

2024-09-10 17:46:16

The gap in my resume?? why yes, you see I love smoking weed and hate going to work

2024-09-10 07:15:59

here at overton windows and doors we promise acceptable, mainstream renovation

2024-09-10 04:46:30

(republicans lighting lynch mob torches) see?? this is just like your Ashley furniture memes

2024-09-10 04:42:44

Bro I need to get my ass in a union so fucking badly oh my godn

2024-09-10 04:38:00

Well that’s the last I heard so please let me know if you hear about any comedy adjacent submission opportunities!
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#note1lje…a8hl

2024-09-10 02:41:35

RIP Sesame Street actor James Earl Jones

2024-09-10 02:37:51

omg this woman’s jeopardy fun fact was that her school “hall monitor” was a serial killer

2024-09-09 17:34:17

beetleji

2024-09-09 17:18:22

wearing a full face in this weather
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2024-09-09 16:59:40

the correct plural is actually beetlesjuice

2024-09-09 15:40:32

The news is like "Harris has the magic touch when it comes to interacting with the public" and it's just a clip of her ordering waffles without bringing up white birth rates

2024-09-09 15:17:02

I have decided that today will be good

2024-09-08 20:52:33

Jannik Sinner is a "streamer/influencer who you find out killed a guy" ass name

2024-09-08 18:53:37

mom can you come pick me up they're targeting nostalgia marketing at me now

2024-09-08 17:31:23

Bluesky feature where if you scroll back upwards you erase what you just read from your brain

2024-09-08 17:29:55

Bluesky is fun, it is also proof that fundamentally all knowledge is a curse