Kacho

I was an agent of Mossad sent to infiltrate and subvert the fediverse.
I was killed in the terrorist attacks on 10/7.
Long live Zion.
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Public Key

npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e

NIP-05 Address

Kacho_at_breastmilk.club@mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsxj0zy3h005pkppnjsk2vmtqmh67ysykj62n9lyzlfjffun6x4f6quhec86

Author Public Key

npub1dy7yfrw7lgrvzr89pv5ekkph04ufqfd954xt7g97nyjne85d2n5qhejj9e

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2024-06-11 02:09:33

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@npub1l80…2npf Does your name start with a J?

2024-06-11 02:03:49

Did you know Noided was actually Louis Rossman? True story.

2024-06-02 03:14:07

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@npub1v7t…ck6k you dirty little whore

2024-05-13 17:16:19

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@npub1v7t…ck6k No lmao. My new job has me on the road a lot and I meet a ton of people. Just one of the chickadees I met going about my business.

2024-05-13 16:33:02

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@npub1v7t…ck6k I met this girl I was really digging and just found out today she's married. So no go with her, and now I'm consoling myself by eating pizza and nuggies like an autistic 12 year old.

2024-05-12 21:20:30

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@npub1v7t…ck6k can i hand wash your bewbs pls maam

2023-11-03 17:57:04

i am having an absolutely baller day

2023-11-03 13:16:55

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1zsu…kv6t @npub1sl8…5emg I hate this mammy rag wrapped around their head thing femoids are doing

2023-11-03 13:12:31

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1sl8…5emg @npub1zsu…kv6t standing behind the girl with the biggest boobs during the next hurricane or tornado

2023-11-03 13:12:08

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1zsu…kv6t No, I'd probably buy transformers or a big bag of reese's pieces instead

2023-11-03 13:05:06

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1zsu…kv6t You've seen my cat before. I dunno what a cat wheel is tho I just want some benji hundos.

2023-11-03 13:04:01

who needs they lawnussy raked

2023-11-03 13:02:48

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1zsu…kv6t gibs me dat

2023-11-02 23:46:47

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@npub1v7t…ck6k emma thumb sighting

2023-11-02 16:07:16

This Chinese place near me has these angry descriptions telling people their chow mein, which literally means fried noodles, does not contain noodles. What.
https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/50b0970a35b36dc5c6de859ee7322f0683baeffd3e4d56aa956389959d79ca33.png

2023-11-01 15:36:02

im jackin daxter rn if you know what im talking about

2023-11-01 14:12:51

Merry Christmas

2023-11-01 00:10:04

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@npub1v7t…ck6k why does it say cheese in kana but crunchy in american that dont make no sense

2023-10-31 22:42:43

Please deposit peanut butter cups directly into my mouth

2023-10-31 12:48:36

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@npub1v7t…ck6k @npub1z2l…hn05 cool get those stinky things out of here

2023-10-30 23:48:42

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@npub1msm…0dqu Brisket, ribs, chicken wings, etc

2023-10-30 22:04:12

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@npub1v7t…ck6k I just got done carving the jack-o-lantern with my niece and I can confirm little girls are just as crazy and temperamental as grown ass ones.

2023-10-30 19:46:33

I think I'm gonna sell Gotcha Force

2023-10-30 16:52:01

homney munstard

2023-10-30 12:05:53

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1hed…fl6e @npub1m2n…dn34 @npub19va…2837 same chu bee hquite homnest

2023-10-29 23:16:56

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@npub1v7t…ck6k do what now

2023-10-29 19:42:34

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@npub1v7t…ck6k The pumpkin is huge so I got a bunch out of it. We're using it for my niece's first jack-o-lantern.

2023-10-29 19:37:51

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@npub1v7t…ck6k i roasted some punkin seeds and they r delish

2023-10-29 17:48:14

Why are chinese places so complicated. I don't want your mixed veggies or your huge bowl of shitty sauce. Just give me a plate of fried chicken and shrimp Chan smfh.

2023-10-29 17:45:34

making punkin seeds :blobcatdroolreach:

2023-10-29 17:21:53

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@npub1zhj…kmgu is this a 20 years out of date computer dork joke

2023-10-29 15:49:28

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1m2n…dn34 @npub16pv…4kmz @npub1zsu…kv6t @npub192c…9z4d @npub1nst…4grm @npub1et4…a68x @npub1xk7…94np @npub1v7t…ck6k @npub1dzx…ea5g @npub108z…dkr5 @npub193a…z6ex @npub1c4s…aqv4 @npub1gku…fcxq @npub1xrm…dncv @npub1k0h…xygc @npub12ha…w5tw @npub1jm4…83x3 @npub18qt…nsqx @npub19va…2837 Time for the annual Eyes Wide Shut party

2023-10-29 15:49:17

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1xrm…dncv @npub1m2n…dn34 @npub16pv…4kmz @npub1zsu…kv6t @npub192c…9z4d @npub1nst…4grm @npub1et4…a68x @npub1xk7…94np @npub1v7t…ck6k @npub1dzx…ea5g @npub108z…dkr5 @npub193a…z6ex @npub1c4s…aqv4 @npub1gku…fcxq @npub1k0h…xygc @npub12ha…w5tw @npub1jm4…83x3 @npub18qt…nsqx @npub19va…2837 I would say mid September. Gotta get the 9/11 memorials out of the way first then you can go all out on Halloween.

2023-10-28 20:17:42

filament dance
https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/fdbaa5889bfec8732e568b60bd2bda2f09217ae2ca386dcbd044a173b2348af7.webm

2023-10-28 04:30:46

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub108z…dkr5 @npub17nv…qxln everybunny super sonic racing

2023-10-25 22:53:52

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@npub1v7t…ck6k @npub12h8…mz5h um no u dont being awake is a lie

2023-10-25 17:49:22

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@npub1v7t…ck6k @npub1van…0lzh do you ever pinch her nipples and call her a bad girl

2023-10-25 05:03:42

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@npub1zhj…kmgu explain this then
https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/f1dd03616731a7984f8072d12607dace8dc13551d4a05d3341e9a59e14adab61.png

2023-10-25 04:56:02

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@npub1zhj…kmgu snow is gay if i see snow i'll whup its ass

2023-10-25 03:18:20

Remember in the late 90s when everyone was obsessed with those prank birthday candles that you couldnt actually blow out that was weird

2023-10-25 02:30:24

It's legal for Americans to shoot Br*tish "people" at any time for any reason. It's in the constitution look it up poindexter.

2023-10-25 02:29:57

The Virgin Buddha: Blah blah blah attachment karma suffering enlightenment blah blah blah
Some Chad Indian Guy: Nigga Cat. Nigga Chicken.
I know which ideology I support.

2023-10-24 21:18:37

Fuck you google I will never EVER watch your gay ass ads

2023-10-24 21:12:18

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@npub1v7t…ck6k terrorism

2023-10-24 21:11:39

https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/f1585379902474230f66ffd47ca2d3e4d8ad5955b673fbe6c1a9370d9f99559b.jpg

2023-10-24 15:18:07

I'm starting a rival advocacy group to D.A.R.E. We call ourselves 'Hey Kids Cigarettes are Cool' and we're available to perform at all preschools, elementary, middle, and high schools. For the kids. 🚬

2023-10-24 14:21:45

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@npub1v7t…ck6k My cat always does that with my dresser if I leave it open

2023-10-24 01:07:30

swinging on a vine suckin on a piece of swine

2023-10-23 23:59:47

yea ive got some pee nut butter for you

2023-10-23 21:15:31

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@npub1v7t…ck6k that is strange, maybe it's just his natural buttery goodness

2023-10-23 21:11:45

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@npub1v7t…ck6k did you make popcorn

2023-10-23 15:44:13

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@npub1v7t…ck6k It's a prisoner in the phantom zone now

2023-10-23 14:45:17

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And then there's this abomination.
https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/ee767b559af281ee245eb712b0d0ba0f1d3b99567d2f2cfb501cf40ba418db70.webp

2023-10-23 14:45:00

Shepherd's pies are becoming very popular on the frozen food market right now but they are all made with beef which is ghey.

2023-10-22 19:14:38

Reminder that there's no such language as 'English'. You have a gross angloid patois of German and French and you have American. But there's no English.

2023-10-22 16:52:59

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@npub13wh…wvah @npub1zhj…kmgu cum

2023-10-21 18:45:28

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@npub1v7t…ck6k gonna put on a iron shirt and chase satan out of earth

2023-10-21 16:09:56

Why is this Cochise costume so good
https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/00d3451c8a3d3416d328c47330e936a18091a40c82d9f2ad2c5f5dc013d61f72.jpg

2023-10-20 23:12:04

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@npub1j3v…qxec Your hair is fine

2023-10-20 20:54:01

Your haircut isn't cute. It's not quirky. You look like a wet golden retriever. Wash your hair bitch.

2023-10-20 20:30:08

>new kitchen nightmares
oh shit

2023-10-20 14:59:28

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@npub13wh…wvah @npub1v7t…ck6k oh baby

2023-10-20 14:55:50

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@npub1v7t…ck6k You should make me a scalemail codpiece. I'll let you take my measurements.

2023-10-19 16:53:52

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@npub1226…sgdq Don't name him after a pony please. Name him something cool. Like Kacho.

2023-10-19 12:07:05

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@npub1v7t…ck6k What's that in American

2023-10-19 03:29:52

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1y6t…9wl9 Quarantine isn't terrible just pointless since a lot of it is shot by shot remake. Quarantine 2 is dogshit. Instead of the religious angle the actual Rec movies took, Quarantine 2 makes the whole thing a soyboy ecoterrorist plot.

2023-10-18 13:16:36

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@npub1cdj…jev5 @npub13v6…hy07 If Stephen King was black he'd be Stephen Kang

2023-10-17 19:53:01

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@npub19uj…ctex @npub1v7t…ck6k celts are also contemporary gigachads
t. part irish

2023-10-17 19:50:01

petitioning the mexican government to officially change the name of the burrito to the 'boobito'

2023-10-17 14:24:51

I don't know how the restaurant industry survives zoomers when all they eat is peanut butter and chicken tenders

2023-10-17 11:54:40

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@npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1mr9…3xh4 Patrolled.

2023-10-16 13:25:54

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@npub1j3v…qxec what a weird cast

2023-10-15 12:15:28

Carrie has the weirdest cast. Seeing Travolta hang out with Switek from Miami Vice is weird.

2023-10-15 12:15:02

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@npub1v7t…ck6k sorry i'll be quiet

2023-10-15 11:30:17

I haven't seen Carrie since I was a kid and this opening scene is just straight up softcore porn whatcha doin De Palma

2023-10-14 18:21:29

I think we should shoot a nuke at the sun and eclipse it PERMANENTLY

2023-10-14 12:42:02

Hey girl let's get together and make some breakfast. You bring the biscuits, I'll bring the gravy.

2023-10-14 12:22:16

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@npub1v7t…ck6k This goes back to the no shampoo thing. Since cats have lots of their natural oils in their fur, those oils pick up scents from the environment. That can be strong food smells in the air, or detergent/fabric softener/etc in a blanket they laid on.

2023-10-14 03:18:32

doughnootz

2023-10-13 17:55:35

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@npub1v7t…ck6k @npub1g25…sf8g No one knows what a cm is, speak American

2023-10-12 18:54:25

me irl
https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/989d1fb2879a4308f38c5551669fb63f4e7c8b2b5573a205607ef28276e1a2c7.jpg

2023-10-12 13:30:55

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@npub1v7t…ck6k @npub19uj…ctex When people see what I can cook and tell me I should work in the restaurant industry I can feel my soul draining out of my body

2023-10-12 09:53:53

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@npub1j3v…qxec i bet bot does that

2023-10-12 00:21:09

keep seein creatures keep seein weird little entities

2023-10-12 00:18:43

tfw batman will never sarcastically call you puddin

2023-10-11 09:11:26

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@npub1v7t…ck6k sounds like you need to dump that ZERO and get yourself a HERO

2023-10-10 11:40:37

and thats why im eating pizza at 7 am and no one can stop me

2023-10-10 11:35:27

Had to go to sleep with the power out last night that sucked ass

2023-10-10 11:34:58

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@npub1v7t…ck6k The Wire sucks. You might like The Shield. That's my favorite tv crime drama from that era.

2023-10-09 22:52:34

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@npub1v7t…ck6k SATANIC BLACK MAGIC

2023-10-09 13:14:35

bro squidward needs to settle the f down
https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/986d87a4de136e6c861f1ed09af41f0246e98d83d3ba362e9ea60c31f37ad462.jpg

2023-10-09 11:30:12

I don't care what anyone says, Boba Fett is a fucking lame character

2023-10-09 10:04:12

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@npub1v7t…ck6k The correct answer is that shampoo is a scam and fucks up the natural oils in your hair that protect and condition it. Cats don't use shampoo so their fur stays nice and schway.

2023-10-08 18:55:44

The sin has been comitted.

2023-10-08 14:14:19

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@npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1a7g…xfk2 @npub16w4…n8hq you know what they say about cats with big ears

2023-10-08 11:31:58

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@npub19va…2837 @npub1m2n…dn34 Me when I've only had 11 hours of sleep

2023-10-08 08:13:46

Remember when Chester's Fries only cost $2 smh fam smfh

2023-10-08 08:13:28

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@npub1v7t…ck6k Because you're not a Japanese schoolgirl you ain't Sailor Moon he's had ENOUGH

2023-10-07 18:40:26

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@npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1tqz…97d9 @npub1v92…qh8z this is true im a bad man im a dangerous mann
https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/5ea6b632d2aea266214a230cbf9de59684abe5271593e0615f5ec64ef78d674f.png

2023-10-04 01:40:07

I recently watched Lego Movie 2 and this is very embarrassing and shameful for me to admit but I have that Queen Whatevra song stuck in my head