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illumi

Artist | Shitposter | Storyteller |
This account is performance art and I'm just being silly

Public Key

npub1dtww8cd4n5e6d7l6m7yfxq8paaccdgvy8ya6nte43gap24m8m2ls9rg8n4

NIP-57 Address

crimsonwater97504@getalby.com

Profile Code

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relay.noswhere.com

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npub1dtww8cd4n5e6d7l6m7yfxq8paaccdgvy8ya6nte43gap24m8m2ls9rg8n4

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2023-07-22 03:21:36

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If someone wants a platform that allows for that kind of speech, let them build it themselves

2023-07-21 14:22:40

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I see that and bitcoin maxis. That’s about it. But also searchability appears pretty bad here still

2023-07-21 14:08:08

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Yeah very common trope over there. I’d never lmao

2023-07-21 14:07:00

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Hey, I call them like I see them. Everyone else can mute and move along if they like, that’s not how the world works.

2023-07-21 12:51:33

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Yup. Mixing up between artistic works of satire and commissioned pieces is totally a scam.

2023-07-21 03:18:12

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Yes. Selling art, one of the earliest forms of human communication, on a primary market is a scam.

2023-07-21 01:20:00

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Hi Derek!

2023-07-20 21:21:37

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Only bitcoin specific I have is Hiro but not opposed to getting whatever is recommended

2023-07-20 21:09:39

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IDK HOW I TRIED

2023-07-20 21:07:27

Am I doing a #zapathon yet? https://cdn.nostr.build/i/51f805d955548f227f0b88e7f54f680808723d070abeeed39d7977351058cef4.jpg

2023-07-20 21:04:41

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Okay we’ll find out I guess

2023-07-20 21:04:14

Idk what the fuck a #zapathon is but I guess I’m joining a hive mind finally

2023-07-20 21:03:25

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WHO HAS THE ANSWERS

2023-07-20 21:01:32

Can I shitpost about eating pussy here or will Jack get mad at me?

2023-07-20 20:58:40

I don’t think Edward Snowden will take to simping quite like Chelsea Manning did but it’s a risk I’m willing to take

2023-07-20 20:21:28

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Oh I’ve been building as best I can but lack resources to build the world so I build them up to withstand it for now

2023-07-20 20:14:52

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I don’t even know what that means I was just told I could make money for shitposts (I did) and for art (I did)

2023-07-20 20:13:36

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Absolutely. I just don’t like the Q connotation that come with that series of words specifically.

2023-07-20 20:12:01

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Oh it was only like 2 months into the launch lmfao

2023-07-20 20:11:28

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I think the “deep state” is made up but they don’t answer to the president, no.

2023-07-20 20:09:40

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Okay but the real question is were you there when everyone got admin privileges lol

2023-07-20 20:07:47

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My brother in Christ I was there from the beginning I remember member.cash lol

2023-07-20 20:07:10

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I’ve mostly moved past it and now just want a world that I don’t regret bringing my kids into. Not sure we’ll get there either.

2023-07-20 20:06:27

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Lol
Lmao even

2023-07-20 20:05:42

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Why does the CIA do anything? To destabilize nations.

2023-07-20 19:48:51

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This is a misinformation

2023-07-20 19:40:28

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It’s too late you already told me what to do I can’t help myself now

2023-07-20 19:30:24

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What do you recommend? My only bitcoin specific wallet is Hiro rn

2023-07-20 19:28:50

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I wasn’t stuck there with them. They were stuck there with me.

2023-07-20 19:28:05

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Selling art that was always labeled as art and nothing more? Definitely a W.

2023-07-20 19:22:34

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Okay but I really don’t like to be touched

2023-07-20 19:21:18

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You can’t fix something that’s always been broken

2023-07-20 19:19:30

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Idk what the fuck a kekw is but no u

2023-07-20 19:18:39

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We’ll see what happens lol

2023-07-20 19:17:53

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Considering the amount I put in vs what I took off, it was a major W lol

2023-07-20 19:10:25

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Oh trust me I know. I’ve battled with the best (worst) of them. Lost my Twitter over it partly.

2023-07-20 19:09:20

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Happens to the best (and worst) of us

2023-07-20 19:08:08

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I didn’t buy shit I sold NFT art and held too long lol

2023-07-20 19:07:40

Okay brief intro because I don’t wanna keep having to do this:
I was led to decentralization after the murder of my father and coverup by local police and media
Along that journey, I lost 100K followers and ended up on Bitclout where I sold lizard people art to the likes of Pam Anderson, Tiffany Trump, and the Krassenstein twins
Now, idk what I’m doing besides yelling into the void of the internet in hopes of somehow getting justice likely never to come

2023-07-20 19:02:42

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I’ve already made and subsequently lost more in crypto than some mfs can imagine what’s the worst that’ll happen

2023-07-20 19:00:12

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AAAAAHHHHHH

2023-07-20 18:59:57

Continuing the spread https://cdn.nostr.build/i/96642c1af8aaf720f3403d0a4f1d706565755dfb48c1d93fe83b598616a7ea0a.jpg

2023-07-20 18:59:10

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Down bad

2023-07-20 18:56:41

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I’m gonna do it Carla I’m gonna share it

2023-07-20 18:48:48

Is this a weed thing? And if not, can it be? #note1mck…3z8y

2023-07-20 18:47:02

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I wasn’t trying to be funny I legitimately need to know I’m scared

2023-07-20 18:40:14

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A terrible decision really

2023-07-20 18:39:58

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Let the social experiments begin

2023-07-20 18:39:07

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Okay don’t do that tho.

2023-07-20 18:38:29

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Well this is just factually correct

2023-07-20 18:37:58

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aaaahhhhhh

2023-07-20 18:37:22

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Oh thanks you’re a doll

2023-07-20 18:37:07

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Never you know damn well I’ll stand my ground if I believe in something

2023-07-20 18:35:32

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For 13 sats I’m calling it a skeet here too

2023-07-20 18:34:41

I’m still convinced Bitcoin was created by the CIA but also like… I’m not just gonna be fucking poor?

2023-07-20 18:32:35

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I’ve got those too

2023-07-20 18:31:48

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I’m gonna do it anyways deal?

2023-07-20 18:25:44

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Thanks!

2023-07-20 18:25:13

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Like I said at the other place I’m not posting hole until a billion followers

2023-07-20 18:24:04

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Okay last time that happened I made a bunch of money but then lost the majority

2023-07-20 18:16:43

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Nah I’m watching a bit. Unless y’all want crypto Twitter? I still need help shaking some VCs out.

2023-07-20 18:12:04

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Look the last time I simped for a goddess it didn’t really end well for anyone

2023-07-20 18:10:24

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Okay I’m still not joining hive minds

2023-07-20 18:10:24

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Okay I’m still not joining hive minds

2023-07-20 18:09:48

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Who’s the cool person I simp for to get a follow around here? (Plz don’t say jack)

2023-07-20 18:08:15

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Are you a bot? You have to tell me if you’re a bot.

2023-07-20 18:07:26

Is…is comedy legal here? #note10gj…0lxp

2023-07-20 18:05:32

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dril came back, chaos ensued
I’m just here for the show

2023-07-20 18:00:02

Hello Nostr I’m here (sorry) https://cdn.nostr.build/i/cbf8e55ab2f6679a42d588f959c024b3860bf4f652f4969123123bec0c9ee678.jpg