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I VOID WARRANTIES

professional and hobbyist computer toucher

"GO TO JAIL" -- Rach
"FLORIAN NO" -- @DrSagan

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2025-01-20 14:54:20

hey, gamedev fedi! do we have anyone here who worked, or knows someone who did, on Deathmatch Maker for Virtus Corporation (Cary, NC, USA) back in 1997? Trying to track down who the cover artist for this thing was
because look at this magnificent thing
(credits: https://www.mobygames.com/game/41986/deathmatch-maker/credits/windows/)
https://pool.jortage.com/slimeglobal/media_attachments/files/113/861/246/908/157/327/original/40d4d119330e4ee6.png

2025-01-20 10:53:28

y'alright, luv?
https://pool.jortage.com/slimeglobal/media_attachments/files/113/860/304/502/621/062/original/62f0d5ff99dad333.mp4

2025-01-18 13:32:51

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@nprofile…wzas usw.
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2025-01-14 12:45:34

this is exactly as much work as I can be bothered putting into this joke
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2024-12-13 15:48:35

@nprofile…kftc have people told you a million times yet that Talen Lee's done a video on your games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGs_dIv0pag

2024-12-10 10:39:59

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2024-11-19 21:25:53

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@nprofile…gaap is it going to eventually be a hundred categories

2024-11-07 12:09:01

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@npub15je…xjmf @npub1z9q…rr2a yep
somehow every single formerly social democratic labour party in the Western world seems to have gone through the exact same rightward shift in the mid to late 90s. Dems in the US, SPD in Germany, Labour in the UK, I have been told the Greek socdems did it too
Thatcher/Reagan politics broke Westerners' brains somehow

2024-08-30 13:24:11

remembering yon review of RRR where someone took their white friends to an Indian cinema to watch it and one of their friends described the experience as "when we got out of there I felt like I could walk through a brick wall"

2024-07-06 19:09:58

the videogame equivalent of having a stroke
https://bsky.app/profile/campster.bsky.social/post/3kwmuqymi542r
"it's like Ubisoft made an entire game out of the concept of tonal conflict"
https://pool.jortage.com/slimeglobal/media_attachments/files/112/741/112/961/129/535/original/59c271d779c16ae9.png
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2024-06-20 13:53:58

tired: defederate nazis
wired: defenestrate nazis

2024-06-12 07:18:42

"oh I love IKEA product names, they're always a silly pun or something"
https://pool.jortage.com/slimeglobal/media_attachments/files/112/602/428/804/521/036/original/bde36840658bc25d.jpg

2023-10-25 09:39:44

Namco. LADS.
I know you want to somehow visually distinguish the Tekken 8 Closed Beta Test from the eventual final version but
https://pool.jortage.com/slimeglobal/media_attachments/files/111/294/985/433/023/367/original/ba2dc2cacd8d6bed.png

2023-10-04 08:22:10

Facebook Messenger has added ai-generated stickers and it's going exactly how you'd expect
https://pool.jortage.com/slimeglobal/media_attachments/files/111/175/756/794/003/479/original/b68719f529309cee.jpg
https://pool.jortage.com/slimeglobal/media_attachments/files/111/175/757/171/510/521/original/04ff35a3f9d3eef1.jpg
https://pool.jortage.com/slimeglobal/media_attachments/files/111/175/757/721/947/961/original/62ec60d46f85550c.jpg
https://pool.jortage.com/slimeglobal/media_attachments/files/111/175/757/931/781/366/original/989537d3fb664084.jpg

2023-08-14 01:04:10

okay so, another font challenge: what in the WORLD is this font called? I know I've used it myself and it was all over fantasy stuff in the 90s but I cannot for the life of me remember the name...
https://pool.jortage.com/slimeglobal/media_attachments/files/110/885/273/842/704/281/original/48698e7c90eb7b67.png

2023-08-12 10:41:00

fellow font nerds! does anyone know what the logotype here is? the logo looks a bit too even and smooth for it to be handmade but whatfontis and whatthefont are failing me...
https://pool.jortage.com/slimeglobal/media_attachments/files/110/876/209/490/989/738/original/197c8f2240e753ba.png

2023-07-07 15:37:19

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@npub1znz…8l64 my former videogames employer once changed the ingame font on their live service game to stop people using chat to draw ascii penises

2023-06-12 17:18:16

holy shit the fucking Paw Patrol movie of all fucking things has a go at Elon and it is SAVAGE
Mayor Humdinger, the usual antagonist of the series, decides to "put the adventure in Adventure City", by introducing...
"the HYPERLOOP! a subway system like the world has NEVER SEEN"
and it's just a fucking tram with loopings in it
and literally the first thing the press at his reveal ask is "Mr Mayor, have you considered that this is the dumbest idea anyone has ever had, ever"

2022-12-10 16:24:02

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