LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

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When you don't let people abuse your kids.

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2024-12-30 11:16:03

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@nprofile…p8gd @nprofile…s9pp
So.... 100°c ?
A boiling cup of coffee?

2024-12-30 01:44:38

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@nprofile…s9pp
I saw the injury, I get, that it was a really bad case.
But hot coffee means 100 degrees. The scale of burn is outside of temperature also affected by the amount of liquid etc. But accidents do happen, and hot coffee is a thing you might want to order.
There is nothing like super-hot water. It is either 100°c or its a stream. (ok, the range of saved energy in water at 100 is quite wide, but the point is, that hot water and skin is just a bad combo). And when I ordered a hot tea 4 days ago, I was happy it was at 100. I wanted something to hold in my hands in the winter.
So, I seriously don't see the difference between hot coffee burning you when mishandled and a hot stove burning you when mishandled. Neither the fault of corporation.

2024-12-30 00:18:46

I just spent 20 minutes reading comments on IG about the famous coffee burn case.
And even after years of education, Burgers still don't know that coffee is hot.
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/113/738/902/756/052/264/original/2e00bac1c53ccd50.jpg

2024-12-28 16:27:50

Dear internet
Please, never stop being so retarded.

2024-12-28 01:38:24

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@nprofile…d6d2
This is how you know the difference between people who's morality is 100% pragmatic, and who's morality is based on universal principles.
And also, why I understand Elon 100 times more, then Thunderfoot ever will. Elon might be briliant and hard working. But he is completely self-centered. That means, that he is fighting the woke ONLY, because it did ruin his personal life a great deal. On the other hand, free speech???? Fighting for the good life of his employees? :omegalul:
Just look at this clip. He cannot even accept the concept of people being happy while working. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pLLVqqF8VA

2024-12-22 11:10:18

I seriously love the "debuuuuuunk" of "they used to believe, that pack of wolfs is lead by an Alpha, but in fact, it is just the father"
Wow... You managed to change the desctiption word.... Completely debuuuuunkeeeed.

2024-12-22 10:53:09

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Fucking gringe unironically cares more about how white the curtains are, then not to shout at everyone. We even stopped giving each other presents hoping it would calm her down, but she just redirects all the stress to other shit.
Fucking monster cannot even leave Christmas alone.

2024-12-22 10:35:59

That little orc just seriously sperged out over a morning tea...
We need to normalize beating women again.

2024-12-18 10:47:47

EU just decided, that we cannot ship packages, that are more then 50% air...
So, tellme how the fuck are they supposed to ship fucking thermal bottles now?

2024-12-07 14:20:43

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@nprofile…s9pp
Yes...
And it's always a fanart too... You know... the thingie that shits on concept of intellectual property already by its mere existence.

2024-11-01 09:49:31

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Pressing Esc does not pause the game btw...
So, here is the bonus round no.1.
Where on the keyboard is the key "end" and when is the last time you used it? :pepelol:

2024-11-01 09:44:05

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Max details...
My GPU is on fire.... But I still get fucking dithering? I hate modern game engines. I hate modern game engines. I hate modern game engines. I hate modern game engines. I hate modern game engines. I hate modern game engines. I hate modern game engines. I hate modern game engines. I hate modern game engines. I hate modern game engines. I hate modern game engines. :dogegun: :dogegun: :dogegun: :dogegun: :dogegun:
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2024-11-01 09:37:03

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Also, while I was trying to set up the graphics, 1/2 of the tutorial literally played itself out on the background without my imput.
That is such a horrible way to start a game. Really caring about the first impressions here.

2024-11-01 09:35:12

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The game is even uglier on my PC, then on youtube. Everything is blury except for the obvious dithering, that provides sharp dots across the screen.
Why do devs make this shit?
Look at the moutains in the background. Do they look sharp? Do they at least look 2010 sharp?
No... They look like something from the age of Drakan. That game was from 1999.
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/113/407/010/011/991/252/original/5c2a4e14a9cf70ac.jpeg

2024-11-01 08:35:00

I will be away from home for the entire beta of MH wilds...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/
Either way, if you want to see the train wrack, you can try it now. But I would still recomend Rise instead.

2024-10-21 00:56:15

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@npub13uf…72jp @npub1pnp…52zw
And yes, the feet/spine pain was quite insane. Also indescribable to people, who never lived through it though.

2024-10-21 00:54:43

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@npub13uf…72jp @npub1pnp…52zw
I am really happy that I had no history of drugs when I was working there, because if I was, that would push me so far over the line really fast.

2024-10-21 00:40:50

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@npub1pnp…52zw
I didn't work in Mcdonalds for long enough to have good stories, but I worked in a book shop. Standing on your legs for 11h a day might not sound bad enough, but having to stand there, and do nothing was killing me.
It got to a point, where I would sleep deprive myself on purpose, so I could micro-sleep while standing... so the shift would go faster.

2024-10-21 00:36:52

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@npub1pnp…52zw
:pepeFacepalm:
I seriously feel so happy for you, you cannot even imagine it.

2024-10-21 00:29:26

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@npub1pnp…52zw
Wait... what?
How rich are you anyway, if that is what you read from that comment?
No, I said, that the job was suffering. And I know poeple, who suffer that job for 10+ years. I respect their pain. It's not a funny role for a commedy clip.

2024-10-21 00:24:57

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@npub1pnp…52zw
Because I worked in McDonalds? Because I seriously needed money in my life, and I know the feeling of waking up, knowing I will feel dead for 10+ hours that day?

2024-10-21 00:21:51

I don't say this often enough, but FUCK OFF!!! This is actually insulting to the people suffering to survive.
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/113/342/550/840/000/977/original/4d6963cedfe57aaf.mp4

2024-10-12 03:41:08

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@npub1qz5…yg77
I am getting to this point really fast.
Fuck these sidewalk daredevils.

2024-10-08 12:25:44

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@npub1gku…fcxq
Didn't watch the movie, and I kinda don't want to look up that particular scene. But I heard it from enough people who I trust have seen the movie already.

2024-10-08 12:20:46

Joker 2 is a movie literally about how rape correction actually works.
I am not sure if I like the idea though.

2024-10-07 09:35:26

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@npub16gs…qmz2
I bet your parents really hate sex, and you were born from intense hand holding.

2024-10-04 09:42:51

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@npub1cd9…mspx
To je luxus...

2024-10-01 13:18:50

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@npub1enz…e904
Life-streams....
.....the heists
She is literally the facebook drugged teen nigger stereotype down to the last detail.
The entire point of a heist is to get out safely. At some point, you have to lose the cops. Good luck doing that, while they literally know every single step of your work.
I hope she life-streams the weeks long preparations too.

2024-09-17 11:08:19

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@npub1lw8…8pw8
Well, then stop pushing god into every wound people around you have.
I have BIGGER ISSUES, then your inability to accept my atheism, and it isn't helping. It just shows that not even God can give you the ability of empathy.

2024-09-17 11:05:18

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@npub1lw8…8pw8
Are you seriously trying to be a typical christian?
Or is this just trolling from boredom?

2024-09-17 11:03:40

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@npub1lw8…8pw8
Sorry, that means nothing to me

2024-09-17 09:42:40

I think I am losing my mind...
These people decided to steal our jobs. Our rights... And even called for our execution.....
And now, they are asking why we didn't feel included in their little cult?
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/113/152/232/206/021/592/original/7748a645a96b3ee8.png

2024-09-12 06:06:26

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@npub1enz…e904
This is, why I don't feel bad for simping for Valve. Because they do go out of their way to offer an actual service, instead of just a barebones shop.

2024-08-29 14:57:03

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@npub183f…6n2j
Twitter says Britain.
https://x.com/RadioGenoa/status/1828815892194754963

2024-08-26 03:53:10

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Good morning everyone.
Feel free to post some bully posts, since I deserve it today.
97.7kg.

2024-08-19 19:57:03

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@npub1enz…e904
I understand the word "forum"

2024-08-19 19:56:55

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@npub1enz…e904
I understand the word "dorum"

2024-08-19 14:50:21

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@npub1enz…e904
What is that?
I remember seeing it back in the day, but I still think I missed something.

2024-08-19 13:24:19

No child deserves to be a child of a mother, who would want to abort them. And women who want abortions should not spread their genes into next generation.
Therefore, abortion does seem like the lesser evil.

2024-08-17 12:34:59

Rule by law is the most unfair governence system ever created.

2024-08-16 16:07:15

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@npub164l…ufjv
And KDE connect makes all the experimenting 20 times more convenient.

2024-08-15 19:13:36

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@npub1ah3…qcal
I see, that you guys are still too retarded to understand the concept of "I don't fucking know, I am not better then the best of our physicists combined"

2024-08-14 09:19:15

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@npub1kf7…4qtl
> Steam forces upon me every time I DARE start it up on a computer that's connected to a TV.
Ok, that's new for me :pepelol:

2024-08-13 20:53:51

Oh my god... :MonkaChrist:
These people are from Boeing. These are the masters of engineering, who make sure the planes containing million different milimeter-precise parts will work every single time under insane conditions...
Yes, I know, it's just a teambuilding, but WTF??? Now, I am finally getting scared.
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/956/691/445/166/879/original/81618b717af8e5db.mp4

2024-08-13 13:04:10

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@npub16q0…6zn2
Nice try :kekw:
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/954/851/026/806/591/original/7579533902430d28.mp4

2024-08-08 00:02:46

I have seen many comedies in my life, but this was the first one, where I was laughing uncontrollably during the very first shot.
Just.... damn, that's an impressive takeoff.

2024-08-07 08:57:53

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@npub1utu…mt2x
What a great photoshoot

2024-08-07 08:45:57

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@npub1wah…xc8t
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2024-08-07 08:19:23

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98.7kg.
:bboomer:

2024-08-06 07:27:38

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99.2kg.
What a beautiful morning. :hug:

2024-08-05 19:27:29

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99.9kg.
We're so back :dance_cool_doge:

2024-08-05 07:22:00

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Good morning everyone.
100.4kg.
Fuck, I don't even feel that great -_-

2024-08-04 11:47:55

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100.4kg

2024-08-03 09:31:29

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99,4kg
See? This shit makes no fucking sense.

2024-08-02 16:10:58

Fuck it, it might be about time to put in the drastic measure.
Either I win, or I become a lolcow.
Today, I start at 100.9kg

2024-07-31 23:06:15

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@npub1det…njx7
Exactly. I would also hang all people who stand by while children are being chemically castrated.
Glad to see we agree for once.

2024-07-31 23:04:45

I had an enormous pause in my gym routine, so let's hope I can manage to hop in again...
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/883/602/055/508/052/original/807bbdd3289d3589.mp4

2024-07-31 23:00:19

Wait a minute. Russia is actually banned from the olympic games?
You absolute insane maniacs. How could you be so petty and childish as to defecate on the old myth of holy Olympics games that allowed nations to get over petty wars?
This was the ONE PLACE where you literally had the obligation to show the good will you bastards.

2024-07-30 10:21:52

A je to tady. Už i Pavel je chcimír :pepelol:
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/874/939/287/871/439/original/3cfe6ec5ec8e0f34.png

2024-07-20 08:27:59

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@npub1k8m…udtv
My favorite perspective on this attempt was, that the guy was 20 years old. He literally was 10, when he first heard Orange man is Hittler, and from that day on, he heard the same message till the day he died.
This culture war is so long by now, that it generated generational trauma.

2024-07-19 11:36:18

:kekw: I feel so sorry for her :kekw:
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/812/941/209/478/125/original/ee625fa3eef248e0.mp4

2024-07-18 07:33:12

Myslím si, že moderní politiku nejde popsat lépe.
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2024-07-18 00:30:50

A jedi says "I loved you" to a padawan (read: adopted daughter)
Youtubers: :blobangery: he's a pedofile....

2024-07-17 09:18:55

I knew the Acolite was going to be ""good"", but I didn't expect it to be this retarded.
It is literally daddy issues, the TV show. The finale is about a women killing her daddy for daring to protect and raise her.
You cannot make this up :pepelol:

2024-07-16 07:59:30

People are seriously retarded.
Someone posted the dumb old question of "what gaming world would you want to live in?" And people are unironically posting:
BOTW Hirule (So, a world going thourh a cataclism, attacked by demon controled robots, with destroyed government and infrastructure.)
World of warcraft (That shit is going through DECADES of war by now. And not just any war, but war using weapons beyond my comprehension. No, thanks. I don't want to be eaten by undead spider)
Just... No!!!

2024-07-13 22:30:54

You americans are truly a bunch of uncivilized monkeys.
Grow the fuck up already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDxodBcJNgQ
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/781/546/824/330/251/original/1994462e3e9053cc.png

2024-07-13 09:55:39

Look up the new age of mythology remake.
1% hype
Check steam forums. They censored taunt 23 - Oh, you let a GIRL beat you!
0% hype. These creatures just cannot help themselves.

2024-07-11 08:00:14

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@npub1q3m…dd76
Aha.... :poogers:

2024-07-11 07:58:16

What the fuck does this mean?
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/766/791/576/752/397/original/3bd0105ec3687f1b.png

2024-07-10 11:16:28

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@npub10cc…fuue
There was also Mount Sorrow.
I don't see many people defend mount sorrow.
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/761/908/348/490/924/original/b060331a81854e62.png

2024-07-10 09:19:55

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@npub1453…xfrf
> Every force sensitive's mental state is affecting the existence itself
It's not too hard to understand .D

2024-07-10 09:05:46

Sometimes, I wonder, what the fuck is so complicated about Star Wars, that most people cannot understand it...
Dark side always bad
Grey jedi are not possible
Every force sensitive's mental state is affecting the existence itself
Free dark side entities must be eradicated
What is so fucking difficult about this?

2024-07-10 08:50:30

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@npub10cc…fuue
Because their incompetence is hilarious.

2024-07-10 08:42:19

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@npub10cc…fuue
Only the worst stuff.

2024-07-10 08:30:30

We're back to media litteracy all over again.
Nerdrodic level bad take: Oh no.... Teh jedi are evil.
Me: This fucking episode is the perfect demonstration of what I said for years. Force sensitives are the equivalent of nuclear weapons, and all force cults have to be erradicated, before they gain power to destabilize the galaxy. In this case, they literally mind-fucked a jedi master.

2024-07-08 16:21:32

I get, that MTFs are running away from the insane pressure and lonelyness...
But what the fuck do FTMs think they can get out of the deal? 5% higher wage?

2024-07-08 11:11:51

> Further, I hereby garnish Homer's wages until Bart is fully repaid.
> Mmm. Garnish
> Homer dále nahradí Bartovi škodu, je-li to vůbec možné...
> Hmm, jelito
This is what a fucking translation looks like :andyinsane:

2024-07-08 01:43:07

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@npub1z06…y3q9
I wish the right wing parties actually cared at least about the culture war topics, but we all know, that they are all commies anyway.

2024-07-05 23:42:52

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@npub1zep…yksy
> Zlo-čin není jen provinění proti zákonu, jak už ty dvě slova napovídají.
Na to budu potřebovat sakra dobrý argument

2024-06-26 16:09:19

Whenever I write about fitness, I get haters screaming, that I'm not fitting correctly/hard enough.
I hate to be supporting the fat positivity psychos, but what the fuck is wrong with you guys? Do you want to scare away literally everyone?

2024-06-26 12:55:27

What kind of an idiot would make a simulation on the scale, that is going from star star cluters down to quarks.
What possibly could be a purpose of a simulation so leveled? Evolution based inter-galactic 4x strategy game?

2024-06-26 07:18:06

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@npub1453…xfrf
SHUT UP ABOUT THE LIFESTLYLE!!!
That is literally the anti-motivation. Maintanance and weight loss are completely different things. And you're tmaking it sound like an ethernal hell.
Yeah, you're 85 and still fit. Now, you can finally eat the 1 cake in your life.... Does that sound reasonable?

2024-06-26 07:13:43

The best motivation for fat loss:
You're going to be here 5 years from now. And the next 5 years will be suffering. Noone can change that.
Now, here is the question. You know, that your next 5 years will be suffering. But, if you suffer doing nothing, you will be suffering the 5 years after that too. Or, you can suffer just a slightly more for the next 5 years, and then have it finally solved.
When worded like this, it does put a different perspective on the suffering of today.

2024-06-24 11:17:41

What is this even supposed to mean?
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/671/315/788/153/585/original/0707473fb10992f3.png

2024-06-23 13:15:15

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@npub1zep…yksy
Tak, to gratuluji chcimíre.

2024-06-18 06:53:34

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@npub18k6…9kqm
Well, they kept the name of "roma" from Romania. (or in czech, Romové)

2024-06-18 06:48:54

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@npub18k6…9kqm
Sorry, but I agree. Noone wants gypsies around for a reason.

2024-06-17 22:32:17

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@npub19vk…5r78
Bexause they have no issues outside of their heads.

2024-06-16 14:31:24

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@npub195y…0tcw @npub1nnj…kruk
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/626/780/331/498/079/original/a4d7ab2e00dfa4b1.jpg

2024-06-08 23:54:21

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@npub1ljr…dmcp @npub1kdt…2e3c
No, I am seriously wondering, if you're just trolling an autistic guy at this point.

2024-06-07 09:26:38

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Piráti:
To je prostě horror. Vypadá to jeko corporate art od googlu, perfectně zachicující dystopické ideály té strany.
Je mi z toho zle.
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/574/617/696/692/814/original/5750c49891da8ff0.png

2024-06-07 09:25:27

Plakáty politických stran tvořené AI.
Ano: Hell yeah...
Tady není co dodat, kromě toho, že se autor nemůže rozhodnout, jestli chce podporovat ČR nebo unii. Jinak nacionalizmus jas sviňa.
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/574/612/570/259/472/original/05052c15ce7b52b1.png

2024-06-07 00:17:18

The AI debate explained in one insanely idiotic picture
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/572/460/849/562/791/original/62a9d2c106f0314f.jpg

2024-06-06 14:40:36

Acolite literally begins with someone trying to kill a Jedi.
They are doing some lame hand to hand combat against a force user so retarded, she isn't even fighting back (in order for the scene, to """make sense"""). Meanwhile, all I hear while watching that scene is... this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ7Re6dX0O8

2024-06-06 09:42:11

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@npub18nd…ax9z
To je geniální...
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/569/014/213/051/740/original/56f8a9e663500c75.mp4

2024-06-05 15:07:57

If Trump wins, there might be a civil war.
But if Biden wins, I can promise you, the Skibidi Biden meme won't die for the entire 4 years.
https://media.gameliberty.club/media/media_attachments/files/112/564/638/377/592/978/original/3643a191bec495d6.png

2024-05-29 14:10:58

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@npub1nl9…axrx @npub159s…puh9
No, you missed the point.
He used a +95% autistic male field.

2024-05-29 14:10:20

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@npub1nl9…axrx
Well, you know exactly, why I cannot take that argument seriously.
But at least, you het the 2nd part correctly.

2024-05-29 14:08:27

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@npub159s…puh9
> Destiny wants to argue for importance of uni educated women in society.
> Uses software engineers as an example....
:pepeLulHands:

2024-05-29 13:56:11

> You don't get rights from men, you get rights from government institutions...
Wow, I seriously didn't expect Destiny to be THIS RETARDED. Evem a kid should be able to understand the "might makes right".