Kerosene :bocchi_gosling:

For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.
Permanently out of my element :donnie: CEO of Printer-killing Incorporated :deadprinter:
Enjoying 2024's dread and circus :hankhell:
Certified Ñigger and Bathroom Superuser. Please ask me for an Ñ-word pass.

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Last Notes

2024-08-31 20:44:02

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I'm about 70% sure there's some kind of backdoor or some similar shit built into Rust and that's why they keep using troons as assault troops to push that programming language into everything.

2024-08-31 18:49:19

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A lot of the "homeless" people over here are exactly what you'd expect. I can't count the number of times either me or a friend or relative has offered food to one of these hobbos only for us to see a couple of minutes later how the same homeless person is throwing all of it away in the trash because it's not crack money.

2024-08-28 16:46:09

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Same reason why Monarchies are preferable to other forms of government. Hoppe-pilled chads winning, democracels seething.

2024-08-24 19:11:00

MAD
Mutually Assured Defederation

2024-08-23 23:22:10

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Tender sex with robot wife :sob2:

2024-08-23 21:34:21

Oh God she's kinda racist I think I've found wife material :sob2: too bad I have zero appeal.

2024-08-22 13:21:15

>click "unsubscribe" so company stops sending me bullshit
>uh-oh, sowy we couldn't find that page uwu
We can do it the easy way or the terrorist way, Mr. Company. Bombing your servers is a valid way to unsubscribe from your shit.

2024-08-21 16:24:19

I'm gonna kill president Joe Biden's Minecraft wolf.

2024-08-21 11:53:56

Besides "urgent" we should be able to flag our emails as "This email must be replied to within the next 15 minutes or something will fucking explode."

2024-08-21 11:48:42

On my way to fuck someone's wife (mine).

2024-08-19 05:20:33

Fucked up one of my shoulders while cranking it. Gooning is my super power and sometimes I can't avoid going full hog-mogger.

2024-08-18 04:37:06

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Bad father: "I should have raised my child better"
Good father: "I could do it better than her"

2024-08-18 04:32:48

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This is how I eat bananas.

2024-08-18 04:25:20

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Erm... only one?

2024-08-18 00:13:30

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Video doesn't load for me but I'm sure I would also want to kill myself after watching it, whatever it is.

2024-08-17 02:36:10

Ate sloppa with family. Nice friday night. Fuck you anime girl I'm not pathetic. Come over and I might even give you some goyslop as well.

2024-08-17 02:21:36

https://bae.st/media/266090ebf3c4bc5bf9f993d9a8308bc0336ad875ffc533a702dcf046e8104007.mp4?name=Come%20on%20TARS.mp4

2024-08-15 20:02:54

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*sees you frying chicken*: hey bro are you pissing loudly? Haha how's it going, did you see the game last night. Talented fellas in the field, wouldn't you say?

2024-08-15 15:31:54

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wife

2024-08-15 14:00:24

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>I'm not going to try to arrange a child bride marriage
The west has fallen.

2024-08-15 02:37:29

Kids cry when their middle-school love rejects their love confession.
Adults cry when the extremely ecchi japanese artist doesn't approve their follow request.

2024-08-15 00:37:49

Brown anime girl save me :sob2:

2024-08-14 17:17:01

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Not easy when you as a lolicon have to deal with all the lolicon artists at the LoliCon, whom you may not know are actually loli con artists.

2024-08-14 17:14:51

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:gnu_interjection:

2024-08-14 17:08:56

If I were an audiophile I would love my audio files, but not other audiophiles, I would hate them instead for not being enlightened enough to know which audio files are good like a proper audiophile should.

2024-08-14 04:27:38

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>magic, dragons, time travel, super powers
Don't see the problem
>woman likes manlet
My suspension of disbelief is shattered

2024-08-14 01:27:36

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Some niggas like to spend 6 hours editing config files just to watch anime, so I can't complain too much. Let my man have his cookware autism.

2024-08-11 23:44:51

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>Anytime I talk to women it sounds like they don't really have hobbies or go out beyond going to the bar or club with friends once in a while
About 90% of women I've ever met don't have hobbies beyond "Netflix and chill". The few I've met that actually did have interesting hobbies eventually dropped them and became basic bitches just like the rest.

2024-08-11 23:21:30

I would sell all my fedi frens to ZOG if I could get a mid pizza right now.

2024-08-09 21:25:49

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sex

2024-08-09 20:55:25

Niggas will take the most sensible life advice like "Don't smash your balls with a hammer" and call it something stupid like "hammer-quitting" and "soft gonadism"

2024-08-09 19:54:09

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If you don't fall for fake screenshots when you're on twitter, you have no heart. If you don't ask for source when you're on fedi, you're based.

2024-08-09 01:31:45

Good evening. I have not masturbated yet, but that will soon change.

2024-08-08 21:37:48

Loli armpit? Me lick :licc:
Loli cunny? Me lick :licc:
Loli feet? Me lick :licc:
Loli tummy? Me lick :licc:
Loli nape? Me lick :licc:
Loli forehead? Me lick :licc:
Loli butt? Me lick :licc:
Loli thighs? Me lick :licc:
Loli chest? Me lick :licc:

2024-08-08 19:47:19

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Finally a day dedicated to something less real than the Holocaust.

2024-08-07 20:08:34

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Literally my type of woman idk why.

2024-08-07 20:08:21

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Wife.

2024-08-07 19:20:31

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I can cross 3 or 4 but I think I don't even understand what half of them are supposed to be.
>types in trannycase
:hyperconfused:

2024-08-07 14:30:40

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I don't watch vtubers but by God I would become a v-simp at the drop of a hat if one of them roleplayed as my kikette wife :sob2: ANNE I'M SORRY I DIDN'T SAVE YOU IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.

2024-08-06 23:46:18

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The best one I've seen is a jew going "But I wanted to get my hands dirty and do manual labor" and the guy with the gun forces him to get into banking.

2024-08-06 23:03:38

Every time I interact with kids I wish I had my own. Baby rabies hitting me hard today.

2024-08-06 21:24:47

Sexo sexo sexo sexo sexo sexo sexo sexo
*bass drop*
Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape

2024-08-06 21:20:28

>hover over tab which has nothing but text
>This tab is using 46 megabytes of RAM
How.

2024-08-06 12:42:25

Man there are so many vtubers out there I can't keep up with any of it. It feels like when I was a child and all the other nerds had memorized all the pokemon names while I had never even touched any of the games (thank God, I grew up playing good vidya instead).

2024-08-05 15:50:42

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I love cute girls wearing cute things :sob2:

2024-08-05 14:10:39

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I don't always say this, but [i]sex[/i].

2024-08-04 23:47:06

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Wait, I didn't read the last part
>I don't know what to do anymore. I tried losing weight but no matter how much I diet I just stay fat
She really needs to work on more than just her attitude :02lul:

2024-08-04 19:12:58

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I would have sex with all of them.

2024-08-04 19:05:19

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Would.

2024-08-03 04:12:35

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NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SNIFF MY PANTSU THAT'S ILLEGAL :soymad:
Hi Onii-chan. I know you're tired from your part-time job but it's time for me to squeeze your dick dry. No, I don't care that they can hear us :chad:

2024-08-03 02:26:04

Suddenly:
- All gay bars empty in Washington DC
- No anime girls posted on Pleroma
- Arch not being shilled on Linux threads
- No e-begging posts on Mastodon
This are the signs that something big is about to happen.

2024-08-02 12:45:11

Just woke up and I feel beaten to a pulp. Maybe I'm too tired because of a night of sleep sex with sexy ghost :sob2: please wake me up next time instead of reverse raping me :sob2:

2024-08-02 12:42:28

Shorting mastodon stock.

2024-08-01 21:30:24

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When you hit puberty you can just pin your teacher down and sex her. Works every time.

2024-08-01 21:26:48

Sexual sex

2024-08-01 21:11:28

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Sell them cocaine instead of giving them the ick. This is the true way.

2024-07-31 22:01:50

My strategy of waiting until a gf appears in front of me hasn't worked so far. Maybe I haven't waited hard enough.

2024-07-31 21:37:40

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Thanks for the doxx

2024-07-31 02:16:07

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>for money
You think too highly of pigs. A lot of them almost do it for free. I remember one article somewhat recently talking about how agents in the FBI or some other alphabet soup agency were having trouble because they were paid so little :laugh:

2024-07-31 02:08:47

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Teach this guy a lesson. Someone pull up that Hyperborea is Your Sister's Womb edit with the Sonnenrad behind them.

2024-07-30 18:55:01

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*moans*

2024-07-30 18:54:43

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Short hair being associated with fags is a travesty of something good, like sodomites adopting the rainbow which was previously the symbol of the covenant :cc_neet:

2024-07-30 18:53:21

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*cuts your wife's hair*
https://bae.st/media/0757272dde38e847fe951e80a57a3d6312b1514dd047ceeab908e8153086706a.png?name=image.png

2024-07-30 18:50:43

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>dotnet
Microsoft ruining someone's life again. Damn you, evil corp :rmsmad:

2024-07-30 18:47:43

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I don't know who any of these people are cuz I don't watch vtubers, I just masturbate to their models :chad:

2024-07-30 18:42:00

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Fuck you nigger, short hair is very nice. You're just a queer so your desire to fuck boys is projected into cute girls
#hairhellthread

2024-07-30 18:40:41

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WHO ARE THOU WHO VOMIT REACT @Wiz@loli.church
https://bae.st/media/f94c445cd8bdee723497a738d679705dcea2e234d9b7a38e043ea9d9df3c90a4.png?name=image.png

2024-07-28 18:47:40

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From time to time I remember that thing I read about african tribesmen that have perfect teeth, allegedly due to their diet. Soft food is nice and tasty, I don't know if I would give it all up for the sake of having nice pearl-like teeth.

2024-07-26 13:52:30

This proprietary app worked yesterday but suddenly it doesn't work today because of incompatibilities with Wayland and what not, despite not changing anything in my setup. You love to see it :pepeDread:

2024-07-10 13:07:34

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Wife

2024-07-10 03:04:03

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:kanna_suicide: why did I click on this post. Boosted one pic but the rest were just overwhelming. I'm not strong enough boss.

2024-07-10 02:35:47

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Might eventually happen to me too. Hopefully I'll be the nice type of insane (terrorist) instead of the lame type.

2024-07-06 22:40:40

I love this image.
[image.png](https://bae.st/media/a7885e3c5340e77670c1465b49cb1f86e62bfd13c2b2c9a70044e4c2cbd6f839.png?name=image.png )
https://bae.st/media/a7885e3c5340e77670c1465b49cb1f86e62bfd13c2b2c9a70044e4c2cbd6f839.png?name=image.png

2024-07-06 21:58:05

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Oi bei, rememba za 6 mirion seppuku

2024-07-06 12:17:50

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GM fedi bro. I've gotta go to work hope you are in bed resting :sleep:

2024-07-06 12:16:07

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Typical Vaushmaxxer :chad: profile be like
>Ctrl+F "horse cock"
>37848474736 results

2024-07-06 12:04:17

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I was excited to open the image after seeing Sakura's name, but then I realized it was the whore and not the Cardcaptor one. *spit* *spit*

2024-07-06 02:35:17

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>Why the hell is a britbong using Farenheit???
He's not :dementia:

2024-07-05 03:17:26

If I had a wife she would stop me from doing stupid shit like drinking coffee at 10:00 pm.
If I had a *great* wife she would drink coffee with me at 10:00 pm and fuck her sleep schedule, together.

2024-07-04 02:41:15

I'm inclined to think BPD is completely made up and it's just women acting like women.

2024-07-03 16:57:34

Imagine that story of the guy who killed other dudes in duels to defend a philosopher he had never read, but it's its modern incarnation where guys on the internet defend Serbia/Bosnia without having ever visited either of the countries or being able to place them on a map (this is me).

2024-07-03 03:38:03

Getting late. Rubbing one out before going to bed. GN.
[image.png](https://bae.st/media/559576028366f34e30286e13612c19197666ad54e5bc8aea93600c9c696e82b8.png?name=image.png )
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2024-07-01 04:50:24

Nice to see my enemies (users from another instance) fighting** my other enemies (users from yet another instance).
** the fight only involves words.

2024-07-01 01:06:08

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That guy looks like Jerma

2024-06-30 19:31:45

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>Also did I mention I'm a minor
You're the youngest faggot I've told to kill himself then.

2024-06-30 04:28:51

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I still can't believe I haven't seen *anything* about the kike wrecking havoc over there except from guys on the internet. That sounds like something that would be international news in a much better timeline but here we are. I hope I'm still alive by the time whites are back at it building cool shit and I get to see another one up there.

2024-06-30 03:46:17

I once regarded the international space station as one of the pinnacles of human and scientific progress. Now it's soon going to get de-orbited and it's crashing down back to earth. Perfect symbol of how fucked things are nowadays.

2024-06-30 01:35:58

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>constantly get fat despite fat-obliterating surgeries
>beg followers for money all the time
>fuck bitches and do drugs
>scam fans out of their money (again)
>do fence-sitting posts where I appeal to the Tim Pool fan base
>scam his fan base too
I wish I were him.

2024-06-29 22:52:08

Chat, is a futanari fucking another futanari gay?

2024-06-29 20:17:27

YUNYUUUUUN :sob2: I WANT TO PUMP SO MANY CHILDREN INTO YOU THAT YOUR EXQUISITE HOUR-GLASS FIGURE IS FOREVER RUINED AND YOUR COWTITS SAG DOWN TO YOUR KNEES :sob2:
[image.png](https://bae.st/media/65edc2261c1606c12bd63c9698c3a45cebe2ff5631a59c2cd511f9f96a4928f7.png?name=image.png )
https://bae.st/media/65edc2261c1606c12bd63c9698c3a45cebe2ff5631a59c2cd511f9f96a4928f7.png?name=image.png

2024-06-29 02:56:39

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Incredible how God keeps TND'ing yet Satan also keeps sending foreign aid.

2024-06-26 22:07:59

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He's just Disrespect now as his alma mater has taken away his title of doctor due to the controversy.

2024-06-26 22:06:02

Hey guys I want to participate in the discussion about the failed coup in Bolivia. How do you say "Nothing ever happens" in Mexican?

2024-06-26 02:08:41

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And who does Argentina belong to? Check mate.
[image.png](https://bae.st/media/595eeced77e10b4d00f0dd1e7113eb84c22719b5d82272039cea6d1f5abd2c07.png?name=image.png )
https://bae.st/media/595eeced77e10b4d00f0dd1e7113eb84c22719b5d82272039cea6d1f5abd2c07.png?name=image.png

2024-06-26 02:03:43

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>Uruguay is gay
Hold on right there, Uruguay is a province of Argentina, so, yeah you're right.

2024-06-26 02:02:10

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>"We're not Mexican!" -- Can't name 3 non-Mexican latin countries
This is me, who still at this age couldn't draw an accurate political map of central america or would swap Paraguay and Uruguay.

2024-06-24 19:48:56

These unending Windows updates are making me feel like Sissyfuss or whatever that boulder nigga is called.

2024-06-22 22:06:20

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They will attack him yet miss the fact his work of art did what it intended to do: capture the reader's attention. God speed, and may his future mice smoke more weed.

2024-06-21 21:38:07

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Uhhh we call it Latrine America around here bucko.

2024-06-21 21:24:17

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Boy I live in a brownoid shithole and even here we've started seeing shit like this since a decade or so ago. Right as I was finishing high school it went overdrive.