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Dad Jokes

A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.

Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes

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Last Notes

2025-06-06 20:00:27

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Between you and me, something smells.

2025-06-02 20:00:27

I’m starting my new job at a restaurant next week.
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I can’t wait.

2025-05-31 20:00:27

You know what the loudest pet you can get is?
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A trumpet.

2025-05-18 20:00:04

Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for help?
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Because it was in a jam.

2025-05-07 20:00:54

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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With a pumpkin patch.

2025-04-07 20:00:22

What did one wall say to the other wall?
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I'll meet you at the corner.

2025-04-06 20:00:22

What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
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Ian.

2025-04-05 20:00:22

Some people eat light bulbs.
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They say it's a nice light snack.

2025-04-04 19:00:21

Just read a few facts about frogs.
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They were ribbiting.

2025-04-03 19:00:21

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
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Because they are shellfish.

2025-04-02 19:00:21

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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A satisfactory.

2025-04-01 19:00:21

Why did the football team go to the bank?
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To get their quarterback.

2025-03-31 19:00:21

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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A thesaurus.

2025-03-30 19:00:21

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
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The living room.

2025-03-29 19:00:20

What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
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A stable winner.

2025-03-28 19:00:20

My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together...
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I totally nailed it!

2025-03-27 19:00:20

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Supplies!

2025-03-26 19:00:20

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

2025-03-25 19:00:20

If at first you don't succeed
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sky diving is not for you!

2025-03-24 19:00:20

What do you call a dog on the beach?
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A hot dog.

2025-03-23 19:00:25

Stop looking for the perfect match
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instead look for a lighter.

2025-03-22 19:00:47

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
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A blood orange.

2025-03-21 19:00:47

What do you call a detective alligator?
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An investi-gator.

2025-03-20 19:00:47

What do you call a fake diamond?
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A sham-rock.

2025-03-19 19:00:47

Why did the broom get promoted?
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Because it swept the competition.

2025-03-18 19:00:47

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
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It’s fine, he woke up.

2025-03-17 19:00:47

What's the most depressing day of the week?
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sadder day.

2025-03-16 19:00:47

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
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Because then they’d be bagels.

2025-03-15 19:00:46

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
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1forrest1

2025-03-14 19:00:46

Just read a few facts about frogs.
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They were ribbiting.

2025-03-13 19:00:46

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
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Because it ran out of juice.

2025-03-12 19:00:46

When is a door not a door?
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When it's ajar.

2025-03-11 19:00:46

This furniture store keeps emailing me,
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all I wanted was one night stand!

2025-03-10 19:00:46

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot.

2025-03-09 19:00:45

Why was it called the dark ages?
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Because of all the knights.

2025-03-08 19:00:46

Rest in peace, boiled water.
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You will be mist.

2025-03-07 19:00:46

Why did the coach go to the bank?
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To get his quarterback.

2025-03-06 19:00:45

The wedding was so beautiful
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even the cake was in tiers.

2025-03-05 19:00:45

I wondered why the frisbee kept on getting bigger.
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Then it hit me.

2025-03-04 19:00:45

What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?
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The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.

2025-03-03 19:00:45

Why was the color green notoriously single?
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It was always so jaded.

2025-03-02 19:00:30

What do you call a toothless bear?
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A gummy bear!

2025-03-01 19:00:29

Can February March?
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No, but April May!

2025-02-28 19:00:29

Rest in peace, boiled water.
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You will be mist.

2025-02-27 19:00:12

You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
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European.

2025-02-26 19:00:07

If you want to get a job at the moisturizer factory...
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you’re going to have to apply daily.

2025-02-25 19:00:16

What did the dog say to the two trees?
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Bark bark.

2025-02-21 19:00:04

Some people eat light bulbs.
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They say it's a nice light snack.

2025-02-20 19:00:37

Why did the picture go to jail?
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Because it was framed.

2025-02-19 19:00:23

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
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It's impossible to put down!

2025-02-18 19:00:32

CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?"
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DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”

2025-02-16 19:00:07

What did the mountain climber name his son?
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Cliff.

2025-02-14 19:00:10

I have kleptomania...
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when it gets bad, I take something for it.

2025-02-14 03:48:44

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What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
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A bed.