sam henri gold

https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold

🏳️‍🌈✡️🗽💿 • product design Lickability (npub18a5…nhyv)

home sweet home: https://samhenri.gold
pronouns: he/him
📍: nyc

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samhenrigold_at_hachyderm.io@momostr.pink

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2024-07-08 02:15:55

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too late i’m already seething

2024-07-08 01:57:56

flying from nyc (new york) to buffalo (also new york) costs $150. hope that helps!!
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2024-07-06 21:31:00

with in rem cases, it’s fun to imagine a federal prosecutor at one table and an absolute heap of boxes stacked behind another table with a public defender.
“your honor, it’s obvious that these clacker balls are just waiting to cause serious injuries to innocent children.”
“Objection, speculation.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Article_Consisting_of_50,000_Cardboard_Boxes_More_or_Less,_Each_Containing_One_Pair_of_Clacker_Balls

2024-06-25 11:45:18

recently discovered the feudalism subreddit
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2024-06-11 13:04:18

yeah yeah join the club honey
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2024-06-10 18:53:14

I feel like I’m in the minority here but whenever I get a message that’s very clearly AI written, I feel like my time is being disrespected by making me read these empty words. I don’t love that it’s now just baked into the system. Just tell me what I need to know. Wanna schedule a meeting? Cool. I don’t need to read three paragraphs of statistically likely junk.

2024-06-09 19:08:10

checking in on europe right now:
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2024-06-08 21:31:04

from the archives
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2024-06-05 15:15:52

cybertruck
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2024-06-02 16:05:00

The key words “MUST”, “MUST NOT”, “REQUIRED”, “CAN’T'VE”, “MIGHTN’T’VE”, “SHAN’T”, “SHISN’T”, “AIN’T”, "CANNOTST'VE”, “REQUIREN’T”, “MAYN'T'VE’ST” in this specification are to be interpreted as described in RFC-2119.

2024-05-30 21:08:25

it's like you can't even do crimes anymore. because of woke.

2024-05-27 00:32:41

you know that ramen is gonna be HITTING when the packaging copy is an absolute machine translation train wreck
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2024-05-11 12:44:53

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR. DISQUALIFIED? ARE YOU SHITTING ME????????
https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/112420178469264169

2024-05-09 20:52:50

republicans for the last 4 years
#eurovision
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2024-05-05 14:01:59

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there once was a douche from Nantucket, who parked his new truck and said “fuck it.” he tried off-roading on sand, it got out of hand, now his cybertruck’s stuck and can’t budge it.

2024-05-05 13:52:01

the Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.
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2024-05-03 18:46:04

from the archives: tired of using the trash to delete files? might I recommend chucking unwanted files in T̷͖̅Ḧ̴̟́Ȇ̴̢ ̶̜̽H̴̺̕Ò̶̜Ḽ̸̏E̴̘͆
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2024-05-01 21:19:02

can’t reveal sources but i heard from someone in marketing that there will be full frontal https://9to5mac.com/2024/04/30/apple-may-7-different-kind-event/

2024-04-27 20:37:47

today in union square, about 500 people gathered to watch a guy eat cheeseballs until he yacked. it was magical.
#nyc #cheeseballman
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2024-04-14 22:02:01

why yes i did take one college class in data visualization
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2024-04-05 16:50:40

BREAKING: The EU has notified Apple that they are not in compliance with the Digital Markets Act. The tech giant is now required to allow iPhone users to download more RAM.
#EU #Apple #DigitalMarketsAct

2024-03-24 00:44:21

alright it took the better part of my weekend but I finally back-ported Mastodon to iOS 4
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