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Don't fall in love with me, baby. I'll just end up hurting you.

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Last Notes

2024-06-18 03:11:48

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What you think is pretty uninteresting to me too. I am glad I fuck anything up for you even a little bit because you are shit and you deserve nothing but shit.

2024-06-18 03:06:41

It's like I can have this warm community and stupid joke version of poast and then I look outside my little bullshit hugbox window and see people spending all kinds of time being upset and lawyering and trying to gratify themselves with clever attacks against the Next Enemy Because Reasons.

2024-06-18 02:47:52

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Stop this cultural appropriation this instant!

2024-06-18 02:44:20

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Normal is overrated. So are people for that matter.

2024-06-18 02:43:30

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Got that right - they could be happy in ten seconds but their mental musculature is fixed in the unhappy retard yogasana. *sitar and nag champa*

2024-06-18 02:41:43

Protip, if you're trying to be as irritating as possible and then you tell someone to go away, they won't. Have any other strats for solving problems? No, just that one idiot maneuver? And it's not getting you the results you like? Fuck me, that sounds terrible. Maybe you should kill yourself.

2024-06-18 02:38:21

Ugh, Lord grant me the strength to keep muting these retards to keep the fedi people from hating me more than they already do for standing up for my friends...

2024-06-18 01:55:10

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Being wrong and weak sounds good to you... Nah Ima stay and keep you company, genius

2024-06-18 01:50:23

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Cliques have downsides, mob mentality, some goober getting curb stomped calls 33 trolls in to flood the guy who wins an argument...

2024-06-18 01:48:56

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2024-06-18 01:44:04

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2024-06-18 01:38:32

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2024-06-18 01:04:18

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Looking at old pictures of my wife when she was just a little girl. Think to myself, "Ah, she was so cute back then, she still smiles like that..." and then Jesus nuked my penis from space just to be on the safe side

2024-06-18 01:00:31

Made the burritos again today. Being off from work is making me sort of *stir* crazy, so cooking is an obvious remedy.
So, so good. Mama mia.

2024-06-18 00:51:48

Truly astonishing levels of lifewasting and clique bait today. Great job, bipeds. Even the oxygen can't figure out why you bother to keep frustrating yourselves at the fedibox. Relax and try to enjoy yourselves a bit. Unclench your shit.

2024-06-18 00:15:51

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2024-06-18 00:14:56

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2024-06-18 00:11:40

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2024-06-17 23:49:28

Muchos butthurtardos!

2024-06-17 23:44:06

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Ah, allow me to introduce you to my friend. He's a Navy Seal Doctor...

2024-06-17 23:23:00

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2024-06-17 23:01:33

Preventing one's fedi instance from ever changing at all from the peak glorious era it gave one maximum happy brain juices is a full time job.

2024-06-17 22:47:09

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2024-06-17 19:42:56

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2024-06-17 19:40:42

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2024-06-17 19:39:31

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2024-06-17 18:16:41

Not too shabby
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2024-06-17 18:14:54

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I mean, I got my little one a nerf gun so we could have nerf gun battles... So I *had to* get myself a nerf gun too so I could play. Can someone please explain this to my wife?

2024-06-17 18:09:51

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2024-06-17 15:55:23

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2024-06-17 15:52:36

Don't make me tap the sign
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2024-06-17 15:52:11

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2024-06-17 15:51:02

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2024-06-17 15:50:35

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2024-06-17 15:48:23

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2024-06-17 15:47:41

Normal nigger things
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2024-06-17 15:46:22

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2024-06-17 15:35:42

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2024-06-17 15:34:49

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2024-06-17 15:02:39

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2024-06-17 15:01:49

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2024-06-17 14:26:25

On paternity leave starting today, so I wake up Monday morning and no where to go, nothing to do. I completely reconfigured the place to be new baby ready yesterday. The crib is built, cleaned, and in position. My daughter was excited to see this infringement upon her bedroom space which was a big relief. She could've thrown a fit but she seems to be happy and accepting of the incoming little sister situation.
That's a big relief! My daughter being okay with all the changes (so far) is a big help.

2024-06-17 06:22:07

Is Devry still around?
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2024-06-17 06:14:21

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2024-06-17 06:11:51

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2024-06-17 06:11:05

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2024-06-17 06:09:31

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2024-06-17 06:07:25

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2024-06-17 05:21:09

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2024-06-17 05:18:38

soon
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2024-06-17 05:13:15

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"Faggot"

2024-06-17 05:11:56

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The refund would be so small lol

2024-06-17 03:03:56

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Blacks invented raping 90 year old women, including their own grandmas

2024-06-17 02:58:02

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2024-06-17 02:52:31

Black people invented inventing things
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2024-06-17 02:50:48

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2024-06-16 18:20:15

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Shit! 20/20 hindsight stings like a mf

2024-06-16 16:59:12

Please take a moment to acknowledge the irresponsible single mothers who mated with exciting and exotic brown third world garbage and now have an unmanageable criminal to raise as a souvenir.
Great job, retards! Today is really about you lmao

2024-06-16 16:13:39

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2024-06-15 20:19:57

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On my way with kerrygold and garlic salt

2024-06-15 14:04:56

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2024-06-15 03:13:26

wait, who?
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2024-06-14 05:26:02

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2024-06-14 04:30:05

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Receiving proclamations of love prior to meeting physically is a bright crimson red flag in oh so many wonderful ways. Add firetruck sirens to the redness of that parade of red flags...

2024-06-13 23:17:33

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2024-06-13 23:16:06

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2024-06-13 13:31:59

I got tired of winning a tad early tbh
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2024-06-13 01:43:51

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Metamucil is loaded with chemical crap. Pure psyllium husk fiber is mo betta. And drinking it once every few weeks is just good for people of any age. Only retards start taking care of themselves when its already too late lol

2024-06-11 16:21:26

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2024-06-11 00:08:02

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2024-06-09 21:55:49

These incidents will continue until the niggers are removed
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2024-06-09 19:00:24

It'd be more like pate than dust, right?
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2024-06-09 17:19:00

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2024-06-09 15:22:20

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2024-06-09 15:17:12

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"You can still make it back out to sea. Don't beach yourself. There are plenty of bull whales who are your type."

2024-06-09 13:19:16

Doesn't open until 7am? wtf? I'm up now, damnit!

2024-06-09 02:32:58

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The crazyshit.com watermarks are the ones that make me want to fedpoast

2024-06-09 02:10:08

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2024-06-08 20:23:40

Had to block a faggot because I don't want faggots or trannies in my notification trotting out 30 year old smug atheist talking points. Apologies if that slaps the happy dick out of anyone's pointlessly-argumentative mouth.

2024-06-08 16:24:27

"Good morning, anon. I just finished my morning hot yoga session. Want some eggs?"
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2024-06-08 07:41:20

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2024-06-08 07:17:00

I do this at work a lot.
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2024-06-07 12:21:42

I really hope this is fake
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2024-06-07 02:28:15

The Rockefellers and the Bushs weren't jewish, so there!

2024-06-06 23:51:49

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2024-06-06 23:48:06

lol
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2024-06-06 19:17:44

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2024-06-05 03:20:14

Damnit, I see a miserable uninteresting wanker contingency forming against my buddies and all I want to do is post stupid memes, make stupid jokes, and post vanilla I-love-my-family posts like a goober. Ugh, I hate miserable uninteresting wanker contingencies...

2024-06-05 02:20:19

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Take aspirin and go to a doctor if you're serious

2024-06-04 23:43:16

Checks out
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2024-06-04 03:26:12

youchu.be/watch?v=Dp5qs1WqRQs
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2024-06-02 14:38:14

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All I did was tell myself I'd give it an honest effort for a few years and see if I could get off the bachelor track by my 40th bday. You should honor that possible timeline if you have a lot of juicy latent husband and fatherhood genes wanting expression with some effort imho.

2024-06-02 14:25:34

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I'm over 40 and was and would be living like that if I didn't decide to try and get married back in 2018. I was literally in a one bedroom apartment in a bad part of town with a 3/10 gamer setup and minimalist art and furniture.

2024-06-02 14:19:24

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2024-06-02 07:04:12

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2024-06-01 16:11:36

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2024-05-30 19:23:32

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2024-05-29 05:49:10

We were high on the hog
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2024-05-28 05:27:22

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