𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 Mister Łister

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2024-09-04 00:55:40

I once saw dick cheaney smopking crack behind a 7 11 and when I asked if I could join him he roundhouse kicked me into the dumpster

2024-08-31 01:05:54

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I've been reading "This book is full of Spiders " and while I have my critism of it compared to the first book, it's been so long since I read the first book it kinda feels like my "ehh" about it doesn't matter until I read the first one again.

2024-08-31 00:54:24

My confirmation Saint wrote a whole anti semetic shpeel to his name I mau add and ended up dying in a camp yet I hornt poast on the internet
I am not worthy O lord for I am just a silly sinner

2024-08-28 19:16:02

I'm not saying I did it
But I'm pretty sure someone fucked a lasagna one time

2024-08-28 18:04:22

MILPB (Man I love Polish beer)

2024-08-28 18:02:14

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE WORMS ARE BACK

2024-08-28 14:09:14

>see the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my life as she was a waitress at a cafe where I grabbed some breakfast with family
"I am no longer horny, her beauty has calmed me down and I need to get my head out of the gutter to get a girl almost as pretty has her"
>log onto poast
>not even 10 minutes later piss poast
I do this to myself
https://i.poastcdn.org/e31f06a1165acfb958a01b32910e3ea83f30e3c3a7c53a51ffb4fe5a8e94a3b6.jpeg

2024-08-27 18:41:51

White montser is DOGWATER the only reason white nationalists drink it is cause it's some sort of simulacrum bullshit for their lack of actually doing anything

2024-08-26 22:45:51

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You guys realize you're flirting under a poast where I implied I want3d a girl to piss on me right?

2024-08-26 22:25:26

Need a girl that'll give me a shower before we hop in the shower

2024-08-19 20:49:13

Americans that dog on cities only do so because they're American and they don't know how to design a city anymore, only cars and what the cars drive on. Any city in eastern Europe is nicer than every shit hole in the US. Also Europeans can actually walk farther than the fridge to grab another frozen goyslop meal.

2024-08-17 03:03:22

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Ask me if I give a flip cause I don't they've sponsored some of the best tournaments in the age of empires scene

2024-08-17 02:59:46

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I'm wearing my Batushka shirt Rn what the spruce
But yea that album is ESSENTIAL if you want to get into /atmo/ it is one of those albums you can't really appreciate unless you just sit down and listen to it front to back and
It's disgusting, it's schizophrenic, it's noisey it's got its moments of peace
Overall 11/10 album

2024-08-17 02:52:44

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Red Bull and Microsoft are sponsoring it, it's a LAN that is taking place in a castle in Spain

2024-08-17 02:51:56

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It's for the qualifiers for the next S tier age of empires 2 tournament 😎

2024-08-17 00:50:36

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tHIS is going to be eppic
https://i.poastcdn.org/6679b6c529134e1e0a93f4416ae4780b2e8ecd5b87d13b4ba9b0aa602fe65c7f.png

2024-08-17 00:22:39

Finally
Some good fuggen gontent(podcast)
youtube.com/watch?v=-ejUw4nrA2U

2024-08-16 00:50:05

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Never from the uae no but the Iraqis and Lebanese I've interacted with (mind you, in my area almost all of them are Christian) they are much more preferrable over any jeet, even the "educated" jeet is worse than the guy that's just trying to run a corner store

2024-08-15 21:28:17

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I just you to know if I tickled you and you peed yourself a little I'd be okay with that :3

2024-08-15 20:51:52

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I'm sorry to hear that. I want to say I told you so but that's just mean
haha hey :)

2024-08-15 03:38:51

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Wow so pensive cowboy got defeded like a week ago you'd figure you'd take a shot at it too eh?

2024-08-15 00:36:20

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I pinched the blade and chipped the edges but continued to use it cause I was too lazy to change the blade and I didn't have too much cutting left and when I was done I noticed that haha

2024-08-15 00:27:52

Whoops that could of been bad
https://i.poastcdn.org/4a067e25c079b4d623ce82ba3a48b83bccbd72d4d143e11b1e3ba6d0f5bdea85.jpg

2024-08-14 22:22:07

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On God?

2024-08-14 22:19:56

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No you won't

2024-08-14 22:18:36

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cope

2024-08-14 22:17:40

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No, I'm sure God has a sense of humour

2024-08-14 22:10:43

Driving and I'm speeding and I'm vigorously m a s t u r b a t i n g
Swerving and I'm screaming and I violenently cum I CUM

2024-08-14 01:47:41

2024-08-14 01:30:29

Man I think I'm going to go to bed in aboot 20 minutes
And if I wake up at 3 or 4 in the morning I wake up at 3 of 4 in the morning and just deal with it

2024-08-12 22:35:40

Thinking about the one time I called out (in a friendly way) a guy for running two accounts but pretending they were different people and shortly after he deleted both accounts
Hope he's doing well

2024-08-12 03:48:19

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or maybe her or management doesn't want her tattoos on display idk

2024-08-12 03:46:55

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Now that I think of it she's wearing long sleeve shirts in the summer
Sure she's working at a grocery store but she might have actually cut herself
I want her bros....

2024-08-12 03:45:18

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She's skinny but she has light tattoos
And yea I'm down bad for her she's got like six peircings in her left ear

2024-08-12 02:05:46

I thought it was going to be centaury eggs but holy shit it's much worse :iminsane:
youtube.com/watch?v=X_ppDjKNgBo

2024-08-11 03:37:03

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If I want to play an fps I'm going to play tf2 or halo frick off with that wack

2024-08-11 03:06:11

SURELY THE LOSS STREAK WILL END TONIGHT RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN? AHAHAHAAAHAAAA (I think it's a mistake to que but I'm going to do it anyways)
#note1jk5…4am7

2024-08-11 02:16:01

SAATAAAA ANDAGIIII

2024-08-09 01:36:49

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Next week is probably my last week so I just don't give a flip man

2024-08-09 01:34:33

Just realized the Olfa knife I yoinked from work is missing the cap at the bottom
Guess I just gotta yoink another one then

2024-08-09 01:14:32

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"Honey I am parched, get over here"

2024-08-09 01:05:13

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"Honey I am still a whiles away from a raise, if you want to stay at home all the time the AC stays off*

2024-08-09 01:02:43

Housewife that gets all sweaty from being in the kitchen all day then sits on your face for desert 😋

2024-08-08 01:06:04

Pain
https://i.poastcdn.org/34fe9db19626fd54800b47c8f98e0f01e8fb2ab054e1ee34d96dbfc2f318f48d.png

2024-08-07 23:54:04

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I sort of expressed that in my first line you silly goose
As a new school metal guy I enjoy bantering with old heads and I would like to assume we're just doing it in jest

2024-08-07 23:51:03

sata andagi

2024-08-07 10:25:14

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Heck yea love me some hawaiin

2024-08-07 10:04:21

True aaaaaaaaaaaand... Yeah, that's pretty true. That's true and- yeah that's true. That's true. That's true- That's pretty true. That's pretty true, I mean- inhales ... That's true. Yeah. That's true. Uhm- That's true. That's fuckin' true. Uhm... That's how it is dude.

2024-08-06 20:35:39

AYOOO can I get a based check?
https://i.poastcdn.org/d29d725ad6098710974430c80fd5ea4eea3803f014162432cb0c9e017534e640.jpeg

2024-08-06 19:17:59

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https://i.poastcdn.org/98b5bff7c94c405b1419d70c889f985686600655f423a13a7e8372edbf321786.jpeg

2024-08-06 19:05:25

My balls got proper crushed today chat

2024-08-06 01:44:58

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I asdfdfikkljh waeriklh aewrlkjh kh alkh ;iowqreoi

2024-08-06 01:28:30

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keeping tabs on this thread for new e-girls to solicit for tummy pics :naruhodonotes:

2024-08-05 12:03:59

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Good morning Mister Carter
https://i.poastcdn.org/208fe48d43c1343673463e98176059810ef1f295292211be672e3306b7924b09.png

2024-08-04 20:38:00

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poa.st/objects/1eb49162-7ed7-4839-b66e-a1c4ddb10212

2024-08-03 21:40:02

Keyboard has been washed and is drying atm
Tummy full with Thai curry, some rice and a slice of sourdough fried in olive oil
Nap time

2024-08-03 20:38:30

My barber had Pantera on while I was getting my cut hh
https://i.poastcdn.org/49d3a76858fbf79f24d869755afdde4dc5046fc2336fae7c8ab0238145af4276.mp4

2024-08-03 17:44:56

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That is literally a bit from its sunny in Philadelphia

2024-08-03 02:46:48

The beers are hitting so I'm just going to say it
I want to lick golf cart ladie's armpits

2024-08-02 16:24:22

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NO I'M NOT THESE GOOFY ASS NIBBAS ARE TRYING TO TELL ME THAT THIS IS A CROWBAR WHEN IT'S A FUCKING PRY BAR
https://i.poastcdn.org/3dae44140ef86c33cc7dcb810eb49960682cb91d47136e646996602296847930.jpeg

2024-08-02 16:21:39

MOOOOOOOM THE GROUPCHAT IS TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME AGAIN

2024-08-02 10:12:18

Bacon and egg fried rice for breaking fast
https://i.poastcdn.org/1d841da27eacaf6db22725abd6190db413e35300cdc6b80911b39fcc04791762.jpeg

2024-08-02 00:43:37

Do you fricken fricks get it now? Do you :A10: it?
https://i.poastcdn.org/ce12a58f5f97f4e75e35defcb11dd225846a2ab0033b8949715853ef651f88a9.png

2024-08-01 23:53:24

WHY HTE FUCK ARE NONE ODF THESE YOUYUBE TO MP4 SITES WORKING

2024-08-01 03:24:46

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NOOO OOOOOO WHY ARE YOU IN HERE NOW I HAVE TO MUTE THIS FUGGEN THREAD

2024-08-01 02:59:16

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Not once in that poast does he bring up the "SMO"

2024-08-01 02:45:06

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Co-host of Godcast

2024-08-01 02:41:15

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Coping? Isn't that what you were doing for a few weeks after njp collapsed?

2024-08-01 02:35:24

Lmao he's still crying
https://i.poastcdn.org/52b68e8c2c898c7037f27cae8a480e924a8b813c19b7f6983161257795bfefcd.jpeg

2024-08-01 02:18:13

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>sonnenrad and swastica in handle
>says russia was not as bad as the west during ww2
You niggas are so cooked I swear

2024-07-31 22:52:18

Going to get absolutely sloshed tonight and when I wake up tomorrow with a hangover and STILL have to go to work I'm going to take it out of the happeningcels for baiting me again

2024-07-31 20:49:18

Call me coping but isn't this the fifth time that pissreal has pissed off its neighbours since Oct 7 and we got all this fluff about them doing something and statements and stuff but nothing ever happened besides that one missile attack Iran did?

2024-07-30 20:24:24

I started no fap to gain some confidence and self control but all I got was a reputation for atrocious poasts and a crush on a hag

2024-07-30 12:46:48

8 hour jelqathon [Livestream] (For CHARITY]

2024-07-30 03:59:52

The wise man does at once, while the foolish man does finally

2024-07-30 00:16:53

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Stoopid drama? it was about time that the nigger that doesn't understand scripture whatsoever blocks someone that does

2024-07-29 23:41:08

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I find the term yuri wierd cause my mind always thinks of this bald fugger first
https://i.poastcdn.org/6b0e397f5dffd174952093131cfce53a297a2681646838755aeb3cbdff9c65ad.jpeg

2024-07-28 18:29:35

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You're welcome! I really enjoy this band and essentially all of their lyricism revolves around the Christian faith

2024-07-28 14:26:23

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Goofy ahhh niggas like you make white nationalism cringe

2024-07-28 03:29:55

Need a girl that will go out for run and then when she gets home she just lies on the couch exposing her tummy waiting for me to throw some whipped cream(homemade of course) on it so I can lick it off ( sweet and salty 😋)

2024-07-27 21:15:50

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That's a gnostic heresy tho

2024-07-27 03:33:22

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I've already impregnated one (half) MENA chick I'll do another I'm ready boys

2024-07-27 02:09:02

Who remember
https://i.poastcdn.org/1fd6777764ffbc56d5095517f707299f1ac18a7d922e7b9739d09870e4ced38a.webm

2024-07-26 23:27:48

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I'm here for it brother it's one of the best sketches out of the show

2024-07-26 21:02:01

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How are you just finding this out now lol

2024-07-26 17:32:37

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I'm a cat with no ears!

2024-07-26 01:33:01

There is a slight chance that the plastic fumes at the factory are starting to affect me brain

2024-07-26 00:54:01

Found a way to bring a mix of vinegar, maple syrup and salt to work for my water at work (which essentially makes a gatorade for dirt cheap, and probably healthier too)
https://i.poastcdn.org/6624db3f9a49f3a7f3824743d13129bd07d89ebac5d56df44bad20252dfeeb7a.jpg

2024-07-23 23:18:15

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Owl?

2024-07-23 23:13:23

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I don't understand the rules, I don't want to wife them, I just think they're pretty (Not Venti tho, I would only fugg her cause of those knockers and to dunk on @npub14rt…fy5z )

2024-07-23 23:07:16

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My brother in Christ I discovered scene girls when I hit puberty SORRY my tastes are a little warped
That's not to that I only find them attractive but still

2024-07-23 23:05:36

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I think she's pretty
I also don't give a shit about her beyond the camera actions cause I'm not going to wife her, I'm just looking at her
This is also more of a general statement but sure it was inspired by you bricking me a minute ago
Shrimple as

2024-07-23 22:53:54

Fuggen getting brick reacts whenever a fine girl has me bricked up and I say something about it smfh

2024-07-23 17:52:39

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work mandates Saturdays and then every other weekend I have my kid lol

2024-07-23 15:04:34

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I will be at the end of August cause I'm going on vacay 🥳
Sort of just feeling it out with her Rn before I make a move

2024-07-23 10:22:43

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Number 3
Brown lady

2024-07-23 00:57:31

I was just moving in a fuggen circle man and I took no damage man with this last skely wave man
https://i.poastcdn.org/ff053c31a58a56ae5e676e798768f14c7341c8c0d117ae93759c54131ba9d638.png

2024-07-21 15:10:28

:alert: ⚠️ ATTENTION GROUP GOONING STARTS IN FIVE MINUTES
PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR GOON STATIONS AS THERE IS LITTLE TIME LEFT
I REPEAT GROUP GOONING STARTS IN FIVE MINUTES ⚠️ :alert:

2024-07-21 03:16:41

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I'm just meming but I am not above this as I am full Pole (I still miss Vasta though 😔 )

2024-07-21 02:50:24

If either Metal, Country, Classical or Shoegaze/Post-Rock aren't your go to genres for music you're not a trve White Nationalist