Grunkle…Bitcoin

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grunklebitcoin@getalby.com

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2025-03-04 04:31:29

I think a good number to be aware of the the percentage from last cycle high to today. It’s a fair assessment of bitcoin.
From 69k to 83k what is the percentage gain?

2024-10-26 04:44:29

I believe in self custody but I also believe that banks should hold my bitcoin. I am a huge fan of cash app.
My main concern would be how they would use my bitcoin. Hence I believe in self custody.
I believe that government is far too big and need to shrink. 45% of the workforce are governmental jobs. Ouch.
But to live in an anarchy is not ideal. We tried it. It was called the Wild West.

2024-10-24 12:44:27

Control or anarchy, that is the question.
https://odysee.com/@corbettreport:0/ep468-toothbrushes:6

2024-10-10 19:32:58

Giving you the other bird.
https://www.printables.com/model/1035581-giving-you-the-other-bird

2024-10-09 22:49:56

https://image.nostr.build/e9389d740167879226b5ffa72306887b888ec13a67f425aff1c9654a002e13a7.jpg

2024-09-19 20:43:54

https://coinmarketcap.com/community/articles/66ec889a24f472563cff2cf3/

2024-09-11 02:31:54

Here is a story treatment. I would love to see if we could make a truly Peer 2 Peer decentral story. Meaning everyone have a go and add to this story. Pass it around like a big blunt.
Title: "The Bitcoin Bunch: Ethereum Escapades"
In the heart of New York City, Max and Stacey, renowned Bitcoin advocates, have recently blended their lives into a lively household. They are now the proud parents of a diverse and eccentric group of Bitcoin enthusiasts, each with their own unique quirks.
Max, known for his brash Bitcoin predictions and fiery rhetoric, is also hiding a secret: he’s become oddly obsessed with Ethereum. Despite his strong Bitcoin beliefs, he finds himself drawn into the whirlwind of Ethereum's DeFi projects, NFTs, and its ever-changing landscape. Max’s fascination with Ethereum has led to a series of comedic escapades, much to the bewilderment of his family.
Stacey, Max’s partner and a beacon of balance and reason, tries her best to manage the chaos Max creates. She juggles her analytical prowess with the role of mediator, often finding herself in the middle of Max's increasingly ridiculous Ethereum adventures.
Jack Mallers, the eldest son and founder of Strike, is busy revolutionizing financial systems. Jack's innovative spirit is matched by his exasperation at his father’s latest obsession. His attempts to pull Max back to Bitcoin often involve elaborate interventions and humorous confrontations.
Jack Dorsey, the CEO of Block and a Bitcoin purist, adds another layer of conflict. His minimalist approach and dedication to Bitcoin clash hilariously with Max's Ethereum escapades. Jack Dorsey’s constant attempts to remind Max of Bitcoin’s superiority become a running gag in the household.
Natalie Brunell, the Bitcoin educator and podcaster, is caught in the middle, trying to bridge the gap between Max’s Ethereum obsession and the family’s Bitcoin values. Her attempts to explain to Max why Ethereum is a “get-rich-quick” scheme often result in comic misunderstandings.
Michael Saylor, the corporate Bitcoin evangelist, finds himself baffled by Max's fixation on Ethereum. His high-level corporate jargon and strategic advice only seem to confuse Max further, leading to a series of comical corporate mishaps.
Lyn Alden, the investment strategist, offers a pragmatic perspective but struggles to keep a straight face as she navigates Max’s increasingly absurd Ethereum schemes. Her analytical mind is often overwhelmed by the sheer ridiculousness of Max’s antics.
Cynthia Lummis, the U.S. Senator, tries to maintain political decorum while dealing with Max’s eccentricity. Her efforts to integrate Bitcoin policies with the Ethereum chaos result in some hilariously absurd legislative proposals.
The Story:
The Keiser household is a whirlwind of comic chaos as Max’s Ethereum addiction spirals out of control. From converting the family’s living room into an Ethereum mining rig to attempting to mint NFTs of the family dog, Max’s antics create endless opportunities for humor.
Jack Mallers and Jack Dorsey team up to stage a humorous intervention, using everything from elaborate Bitcoin-themed escape rooms to mock Ethereum “rehab” programs. Despite their best efforts, Max’s love for Ethereum remains unshakable.
Natalie’s attempts to explain the value of Bitcoin over Ethereum often lead to comedic debates, while Michael Saylor’s corporate jargon and Lyn Alden’s strategic insights become running jokes in the family’s dinner conversations. Cynthia Lummis, meanwhile, navigates the political fallout of Max’s schemes, attempting to maintain her composure as she deals with the absurdities Max introduces.
In the end, the family learns that while they might have differing opinions on cryptocurrencies, their love for one another and their ability to find humor in even the most ridiculous situations strengthens their bond. The story wraps up with a heartwarming family gathering where Max, amidst laughter and playful jabs, admits that while Ethereum may have its place, he’ll always have a special spot for Bitcoin—though he still occasionally dabbles in NFTs just for fun.

2024-09-10 17:22:23

**Title: "Bitcoin Powers"**
*Chapter 1: The Meeting of Minds*
In a secret underground lair, somewhere between Wall Street and Swinging London, two unlikely figures sat across from each other, surrounded by screens flashing with live cryptocurrency data. One was Michael Saylor, the tech billionaire with a vision of a world dominated by Bitcoin. The other was none other than Austin Powers, the International Man of Mystery, who had been cryogenically unfrozen once again—this time not to thwart a villain, but to become one.
"Groovy, baby! So, Mike, you’re telling me this Bitcoin thing is like free love, but with money?" Austin asked, his smile wide and his groovy demeanor still intact.
Saylor adjusted his glasses and leaned in. "Exactly, Austin. Bitcoin is the key to freedom—economic freedom. But we’re going to use it for something bigger. Something world-changing."
Austin’s eyes lit up, "World domination, you say? Now that’s my kind of plan!"
*Chapter 2: The Digital Revolution*
Saylor laid out his grand scheme. The plan was to accumulate as much Bitcoin as possible, controlling the majority of the world’s supply. With Saylor’s deep knowledge of the financial markets and Austin’s charm and cunning, they would manipulate governments, disrupt economies, and eventually, make Bitcoin the only currency worth owning.
"We’ll start by convincing major corporations to convert their cash reserves into Bitcoin," Saylor explained. "I’ve already got MicroStrategy on board. It’s only a matter of time before others follow suit. Once the world is dependent on Bitcoin, we’ll control everything."
"And I’ll handle the rest," Austin interjected, flashing a mischievous grin. "I’ve got connections, baby! Politicians, celebrities, you name it. They’ll all be eating out of our hands before they know what hit ’em!"
*Chapter 3: The Bitcoin Blitz*
The duo’s plan began to unfold with astonishing speed. Saylor’s relentless advocacy for Bitcoin led to a global corporate craze. From tech giants to fashion brands, everyone was converting their assets into Bitcoin. Meanwhile, Austin used his charm and influence to rally popular figures to their cause, making Bitcoin not just a currency but a cultural phenomenon.
Governments around the world began to panic. The traditional financial system was teetering on the edge, and Saylor and Austin were at the helm, steering it towards a Bitcoin-based future.
*Chapter 4: Trouble in Paradise*
But as their power grew, so did the resistance. World leaders, recognizing the threat, began to push back. They launched digital currencies of their own, tried to regulate Bitcoin, and even attempted to bring Saylor and Austin to justice. The world was on the brink of chaos.
Amidst the turmoil, Austin started to question the plan. "Mike, baby, I’m all for a bit of chaos, but this is getting out of hand. People are suffering. Maybe we should dial it back a bit?"
Saylor, now consumed by his vision, responded with cold determination. "There’s no turning back, Austin. We’re so close. Bitcoin is the future, and the future belongs to us."
*Chapter 5: The Final Showdown*
As governments began to coordinate efforts to shut down their operation, Austin hatched a plan of his own. He couldn’t abandon Bitcoin—he had grown to appreciate its potential—but he couldn’t allow the world to be plunged into anarchy either.
In a daring move, Austin decided to sabotage the plan from the inside. Using his charm, he convinced Saylor to host a massive global event to celebrate the "Bitcoin Revolution." It was to be the moment when they would declare Bitcoin the new world currency.
But during the event, Austin exposed Saylor’s plan to the world, revealing that the control of Bitcoin by a single entity would lead to tyranny, not freedom. The revelation sent shockwaves through the crowd and across the globe.
Saylor, realizing he had been outplayed, could only watch as the world slowly began to decentralize Bitcoin’s power once more. The revolution would continue, but not under his control.
*Epilogue: A New Beginning*
In the aftermath, Austin vanished back into the world of mystery, his mission accomplished. Saylor, humbled but undeterred, continued to advocate for Bitcoin, but this time with a different message—one of true decentralization and freedom.
As for Bitcoin, it remained a powerful force, but it was no longer the tool of a would-be world dominator. Instead, it became a symbol of the balance between power and freedom, a reminder that the true value of currency is in the hands of the people.
And somewhere, in a retro-futuristic pad, Austin Powers sat with a martini in hand, watching the world change once again. "Yeah, baby, yeah."

2024-09-10 03:08:13

**Title: "The Secret Love Ledger"**
**Chapter 1: A Mysterious Message**
It all started with an encrypted email that Elizabeth Warren, then a Harvard professor, received one evening in 2008. The subject line read, "For the Revolution." Intrigued, she opened the email to find a whitepaper attached titled "Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System." The author was listed as Satoshi Nakamoto.
Elizabeth was captivated by the bold vision of a decentralized financial system, one that challenged the very institutions she had spent her career studying. After hours of reading and re-reading the paper, she couldn’t resist sending a reply.
"Satoshi, this is brilliant. But who are you, really?"
Minutes later, a reply came. "Only someone who believes in change. Let’s meet."
And so, a secret correspondence began. Over the next few months, Elizabeth and Satoshi exchanged encrypted emails, discussing not just Bitcoin, but philosophy, economics, and their hopes for the future. As the discussions grew deeper, so did their connection.
**Chapter 2: The Rendezvous**
Their first meeting was in a small café in Kyoto, Japan. Elizabeth was on sabbatical, and Satoshi insisted on a location far from prying eyes. When she arrived, she found a man in a hoodie, his face partially obscured by sunglasses.
"Elizabeth?" he asked cautiously.
"Satoshi, I presume?" she replied with a smirk.
They talked for hours, discussing everything from the flaws of the financial system to their favorite books. Elizabeth was surprised by how much they had in common. Satoshi was more than just a visionary—he was charming, witty, and shared her passion for reforming the system. Despite the anonymity, she felt she had known him for years.
As the evening progressed, the conversation turned personal. Satoshi confessed that he admired Elizabeth not just for her intellect, but for her courage to stand up against powerful institutions. Elizabeth blushed, realizing she felt the same admiration for him.
Over the next few months, they met in secret whenever possible—Paris, Buenos Aires, Cape Town—each time deepening their bond. Their love blossomed over late-night discussions, shared visions of a better world, and whispered confessions in darkened hotel rooms.
**Chapter 3: The Disappearance**
But just as their romance was reaching its peak, Satoshi started to become distant. His messages grew shorter, their meetings less frequent. Elizabeth could sense something was wrong, but whenever she asked, Satoshi would simply say, "It’s for your safety."
Then, one day, he disappeared completely. His emails stopped, his phone went silent, and Elizabeth was left with nothing but memories and a broken heart. She tried to move on, but everywhere she looked, there was Bitcoin—a painful reminder of the man she had loved and lost.
**Chapter 4: Love Turns to Spite**
In her grief, Elizabeth’s passion for Bitcoin turned to spite. What had once been a symbol of hope now felt like a cruel joke. She had given her heart to the man who created this digital currency, and in return, he had vanished without a trace, leaving her to wonder if she ever truly knew him at all.
Fueled by heartbreak and betrayal, Elizabeth threw herself into her work, but her focus shifted. She began to see Bitcoin not as the revolutionary tool she once believed in, but as a dangerous force that could destabilize the economy. She couldn’t stand the thought of others being seduced by the same allure that had captured her.
Publicly, she became one of Bitcoin’s most vocal critics. She railed against its use in illegal activities, its environmental impact, and its potential to undermine financial stability. Behind closed doors, however, her vendetta was personal—an attempt to erase the painful memory of the man who had both inspired and abandoned her.
**Chapter 5: The Legacy**
Years passed, and Elizabeth Warren rose to prominence as a U.S. Senator, known for her fierce opposition to cryptocurrencies. She would often find herself standing before Congress, denouncing Bitcoin and all it stood for. Yet, late at night, when the cameras were off and the crowds were gone, she would sometimes pull out that old whitepaper—the one that started it all—and wonder.
Who was Satoshi Nakamoto? Why did he disappear? And did he ever think of her?
No one would ever know the true story behind her crusade against Bitcoin. The world saw only a determined senator fighting for financial regulation. But deep down, Elizabeth knew that every argument, every bill, and every public statement was driven by the memory of a love that had been as fleeting and intangible as the digital currency itself.
And as for Satoshi? Wherever he was, he remained a ghost—untraceable, uncatchable, and forever out of reach. Yet, Elizabeth couldn’t help but feel that, in some corner of the world, he was still watching her, perhaps with a tinge of regret, knowing that the love they shared had turned into the very force that sought to destroy his life’s work.
The end. Or is it?
Asked Chat GPT to write this storyline.

2024-09-08 17:32:38

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Orthographic capitalisation.

2024-09-08 16:53:17

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American cuisine. Bon appétit with those American fries!!!

2024-08-21 21:55:08

So I was walking my dog. And saw a man walking hunched over looking at the ground. That’s a choice.
Walk upright looking forward and step on dog poop. Or look down avoid the poop but develop a hunchback.

2024-08-20 23:26:38

I’m very intrigued by the idea that a financial system needs elasticity. So I ask chat gpt this question.
The argument for a financial unit of exchange not needing elasticity in times of crisis hinges on the principles of stability, trust, and predictability in the economy.
1. **Stability and Predictability**: In times of crisis, economic agents—such as consumers, businesses, and investors—seek stability above all else. If the financial unit of exchange is not elastic, it provides a consistent and predictable measure of value. This can prevent panic and maintain confidence in the economy. Elasticity, particularly in the form of inflation or deflation, can erode trust as the value of money becomes uncertain, leading to further economic instability.
2. **Avoidance of Hyperinflation or Deflation**: An elastic currency might be subject to manipulation or rapid changes in supply, potentially leading to hyperinflation or severe deflation. In a crisis, such conditions can be catastrophic, wiping out savings, disrupting trade, and leading to widespread economic chaos. A non-elastic unit of exchange mitigates this risk by maintaining its value over time, ensuring that purchasing power remains relatively constant.
3. **Encouragement of Long-term Planning**: Non-elastic currencies encourage long-term planning and investment. When the value of money is stable and predictable, businesses and individuals are more likely to make long-term investments, which are crucial for economic recovery in times of crisis. Elastic currencies, on the other hand, can discourage long-term planning due to uncertainty about future value.
4. **Crisis as a Natural Corrective**: In some economic theories, crises are seen as necessary corrections for imbalances in the economy. A non-elastic financial unit forces the economy to adjust through real factors such as changes in production, consumption, and investment, rather than through monetary manipulation. This could lead to a more sustainable recovery as the economy adjusts to its new reality.
5. **Moral Hazard and Responsibility**: Allowing elasticity in currency during a crisis can create moral hazard, where economic agents take excessive risks, expecting that monetary policy will bail them out. A non-elastic unit of exchange enforces a discipline that can prevent reckless behavior and encourage responsible financial management.
In summary, a non-elastic financial unit of exchange during a crisis promotes stability, prevents the risks associated with hyperinflation or deflation, encourages long-term planning, ensures that economic corrections are based on real adjustments, and discourages moral hazard. These factors collectively contribute to a more resilient and trustworthy economic system during times of crisis.

2024-08-11 18:24:10

Wind spinner for the yard.
https://www.printables.com/model/971327-bitcoin-wind-spinners

2024-08-03 15:49:03

https://www.printables.com/model/961573-satoshi-littlefoot https://image.nostr.build/c6446662956af4d82490596b7536bb7297ab9a5eba94e2120254d6035e568158.jpg

2024-07-30 19:52:01

People did not see. https://video.nostr.build/ed738893f3571a272631b3566cfc219d1c9dc5dc656f5a83cc2e230f235afc87.mp4

2024-07-30 19:30:47

https://www.printables.com/model/958926-central-bank-vs-corporate-bureau
Is it a free market?

2024-07-25 05:51:59

https://www.printables.com/model/953532-another-bridge-to-cross

2024-07-23 04:58:39

Might be pushing a little too much.
https://www.printables.com/model/951650-we-call-it-tokenization

2024-07-20 23:50:15

The melting ice cube. https://image.nostr.build/6137521f394f1c946832d05d885f19afdd29a7abcde1560a4e4b7accbfec8950.jpg

2024-07-16 19:07:46

Rattle Toy https://video.nostr.build/7823a7a38892f825160fdca6c565e7639a036a8068695e7ae574a58c94f0edbf.mp4

2024-07-16 05:29:56

So I was walking my dog in the park and noticed about 75 people with their nose to their cell phone, walking, looking up, then down. Ugh Pokémon Go.
Is this human energy collecting sats?
E gads!

2024-07-14 15:34:40

Len Sassaman

2024-07-14 15:32:21

OG series Len Sassanian
https://www.printables.com/model/943104-len-sassaman

2024-07-13 04:22:24

Skibidi Bitcoin Rizz https://image.nostr.build/b7d5e1e05172cfed232e33fba409ee58a4e9d41b157008f69f6ed3682e81311a.jpg

2024-07-10 00:48:47

Don’t know if Rogen is into bitcoin.
Don’t know if Dorsey is into weed.
But that might be a good pairing.
https://www.printables.com/model/938307-into-the-weeds

2024-07-04 20:45:29

Decoupling from these assets is a good thing for Bitcoin in the long term. https://image.nostr.build/dbbff517f6c799c10f47220cdf60ad12927d60e99e289d11b06913d3b96671c4.jpg

2024-07-04 16:04:30

Bitcoin roadmap cannot be made of Rorschach cards.

2024-07-01 00:09:24

https://image.nostr.build/d4bdfd865f4e1bf3b9e11cdc42538c751d79e2a2dc9a2edd288ec6772c34939d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/0f221091fd49fdff152b0b5f2ae9c5e3b5c568d7b7bc4b0d9fb0e175b6642f9f.jpg

2024-06-20 03:13:18

https://www.printables.com/model/917951-catch-of-the-century
In a Voice like Don LaFontaine. "In the Deep cesspool of Finance, A Swan pulls out the catch for the Ages."

2024-06-15 23:13:53

Inspired by a meme from Swan
https://www.printables.com/model/912789-tick-tock-next-block

2024-06-10 04:23:00

Do Oligarchs HODL?
https://www.printables.com/model/908049-do-oligarchics-hodl

2024-06-06 12:48:20

https://www.printables.com/model/900816-cynthia-dwork

2024-05-23 00:15:10

https://www.printables.com/model/888843-lizzy-screams-jibbitz

2024-05-20 19:27:05

https://www.printables.com/model/886137-bitcoin-pogs-2-adam-back

2024-05-13 03:11:04

Could a bitcoin meetup group coin join thru a multi sig they set up at the meetup. Or is it more complicated than that?

2024-05-03 19:16:18

I am having a problem seeing the future.
Rules without rulers I can’t imagine. The only example in my mind is the Wild West. So an inner city apartment building that has a rule for eviction gathers residents to form an eviction posse?
Or is a non corruptible government in place? ;)
I can never see a future where power is formed by rules formulated by wealth and influence.

2024-04-15 02:44:43

A wall hanging inspired by Jack Maller
https://www.printables.com/model/844360-simple-sat-stacker

2024-04-11 21:06:04

https://www.printables.com/model/840531-node-runner

2024-04-11 21:05:26

More prints
https://www.printables.com/model/839848-bitcoin-calling-signal

2024-03-29 18:10:14

Get some sound pie before it’s gone!
https://www.printables.com/model/824776-empty-pie-tin

2024-03-23 17:00:16

https://www.printables.com/model/816014-grovin-like-a-sunday-afternoon

2024-03-19 04:11:07

A little Rhyme with your 3D print.
https://www.printables.com/model/811057-humpty-bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/ac842d868bbd4d6bbdb1f5358286301d61d59b6859ab406aca1777cfab700225.jpg

2024-03-14 11:44:11

From a NY Times article I read today.
“The United States is not Ukraine’s only ally, but it is the only one with the willingness and means to supply Ukraine’s war effort. Many European nations lack a political tradition of arming other countries.”

2024-03-06 05:11:57

Best battery to store one’s energy
https://www.printables.com/model/791814-best-battery-to-store-your-energy

2024-02-24 04:49:58

For any respectable Bitcoiner’s Bubble Bath.
https://www.printables.com/model/776864-bitcoin-the-duck

2024-02-10 19:02:43

For the Love of Bitcoin. A new print.
https://www.printables.com/model/758777-for-the-love-of-bitcoin

2024-02-04 21:32:29

A couple of new prints.
https://www.printables.com/model/735991-bitcoin-pencil-holder
https://www.printables.com/model/748902-bitcoin-zipper-tag

2024-01-15 21:38:53

New print for the “on the go” crowd.
https://www.printables.com/model/723859-pocket-educational-stand

2024-01-13 03:01:06

https://image.nostr.build/d2e075e080476587e3e87e275da252d59c79f615bf66358470073dc78fb0b784.jpg

2023-12-26 07:24:28

https://youtu.be/uia8mx5ZyQs?si=hFKPPDGEt8ynVTCj

2023-12-18 23:52:41

Some Bitcoin Earnings?
https://www.printables.com/model/685513-bitcoin-earrings https://image.nostr.build/c2e97fdc71763d41c86a434e40e695e76091525b8105d6da1259237694d48283.jpg

2023-12-12 23:53:25

Got Bitcoin? https://image.nostr.build/85fb2ab01db4955a9a8ffaee213e4f6f1add13f66b3347a0efcbd0fa355b1d72.jpg

2023-12-11 20:29:14

Another print
https://www.printables.com/model/677113-this-is-the-way https://image.nostr.build/9d252ca376b6f41933a78b9df45f21b2dbc8f5d1b492b1f96b1638fc9632dc24.jpg

2023-12-03 07:27:23

Here is your Bitcoin prediction pendant.
https://www.printables.com/model/668134-bitcoin-prediction-pendant

2023-11-26 01:04:45

A Bitcoin stamp for the Holidays.
https://www.printables.com/model/659737-bitcoin-holiday-stamp