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2024-07-11 10:13:58

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How about those with superiority complex?
Do you somersault onto your throne or do you just majestically descend on it from your high horse?

2024-04-22 09:43:22

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Cue hover hate…

2024-04-22 09:41:33

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I need you to do better at not quoting a prolific shitcoiner in bitcoin context…

2024-03-18 03:53:59

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https://media3.giphy.com/media/5vC7Jw7xZpIh5x3XY9/giphy.gif

2024-03-04 13:06:10

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Enough with the platitudes. Or have you run out of stuff to say? You are not a celebrity, don’t try to sound like one.

2024-03-04 13:00:47

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Ya’ll just closet fiat fuckers

2024-03-04 13:00:05

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Except we happy sat your dumbass for all the recycled shit but now in all caps!

2024-03-04 12:58:12

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YES! Fuck decentralization and censorship resistance.. Here, have my keys too and just feed me

2024-03-04 12:56:00

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Lately nostrichers starting to sound a bit shitcoin-y with all the self-pumps..

2023-11-22 07:54:51

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Mostly it’s pretty dumb and will not last. People mistake fiatjaf’s saltiness for smarts. Whereas relays and nsecs are a product of a weak mind amid low IQ density in this space.
I will be back in 6m to tell you I told you so again.

2023-11-21 06:00:43

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/JsUC9rI0VfyHi93MBU/giphy.gif
@fiatjaf “Nsec has a chance of working!”

2023-11-21 05:56:34

A year later, nostr is still such a nascent mess. Not as nice, but still just as much a mess.

2023-11-21 00:56:21

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Yep. Spam is *always* the answer.

2023-11-21 00:55:03

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Have you never seen / read “the beach”?
We all know how anything that puts faith in the goodness of humans actually ends.

2023-10-09 03:45:24

Most of the real user social is composed on the toilets.
That’s what ya’ll are working on.

2023-10-09 03:42:23

#note12rd…gmcw
https://media1.giphy.com/media/3ohs4jO0azuqvRyms0/giphy.gif

2023-10-08 07:33:51

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Sadly all the clients are kinda lame and recommend the same bunch of opinionated nerds (and Gigi) that circle jerk each other (they call it zapathon) on how nostr is awesome and it fixes everything and it’s the meaning of life itself. But if you hang around a bit you’ll see it’s actually just another product of broken money. These morons made their money selling bitcoin to other idiots and so they don’t have to make anything that solves anything or does anything anyone would actually pay real money for. So clients suck, relays suck and the whole new user experience is just shite. But it’s worth a visit if you’re into cyperpunk subculture phenomenons..

2023-10-08 07:25:09

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This advice is proof of stupid. No wonder nostr isn’t really growing. Few angry nerds that say GM every morning…

2023-10-06 09:22:03

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Who the fuck would zap this bs post by the posterboy of twitter loving bit-shit-coiner? was it just a wankzap to make ya’ll simple minded plebs fall for it

2023-10-05 18:54:21

Unpopular opinion: nostr is borne of frivolous, broken money…

2023-10-05 17:45:22

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It’s called https://media4.giphy.com/media/W0QcFjfmxX4wHdmIt4/giphy.gif

2023-10-05 17:37:28

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Can we stop the circle jerk that nostr will succeed because of freedom, FOSS or decentralization? Most people don’t give a flying fuck about freedom. That’s why nostr will likely fail unless it actually succeeds as the protocol because somebody figured out how to do something truly needed and different on it. Probably a centralized entity.

2023-10-01 08:00:56

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I don’t get that at all. When you grow up everyone’s either trying to tell you what to dream or sell you a dream. Even here.

2023-10-01 07:57:08

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The clue has always been in the name.

2023-09-30 20:44:31

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Fuck these bumper sticker wisdom bits, really. So all the striving, eating and shitting and struggling and then slowly dying is the point?

2023-09-30 20:39:52

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Man this field is weak..

2023-09-30 20:38:45

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You know that feeling when you regret making the wrong turn because you’re now stuck in a horrible traffic jam and there’s no way out or back?
It’s the future moment of relays on nostr.

2023-09-30 20:36:24

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How do you know you’re here for long term?

2023-09-30 20:35:09

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When you’re right, you’re f’ing right.

2023-09-29 20:49:21

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Startling stupidity…

2023-09-29 09:03:41

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Numeric, be more efficient and less prone to misspells.

2023-09-29 09:00:30

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Grammar is important. It’s actually what’s broken in nostr right now.

2023-09-29 08:59:20

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I don’t use it because I don’t get the value proposition of a “reliable” relay.

2023-09-28 22:53:33

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Why not do you use it??
Phrase it right and I’ll answer.

2023-09-28 22:50:30

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Influencers on nostr are about as unlikely as central bankers on bitcoin…

2023-09-10 19:00:25

We all talk about bitcoin and low time preference. But most of money is in the hands of people with little time left. By the time this wealth trickles down to us, our own time preference will be significantly higher.
It will take a more catastrophic shift in wealth than many have the stomach for in order for bitcoin to happen faster.

2023-09-10 14:43:31

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Live in the now. The past is a myth of our hurts and the future is a myth of our hopes.

2023-08-30 07:40:32

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Which app?

2023-08-29 09:15:16

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Nostr nsec aberration is the bigger existential threat to nostr than closed source .. imho

2023-08-28 21:20:19

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Promise.

2023-08-22 14:39:05

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Or get prideful and live on borrowed fiat…

2023-08-21 06:28:28

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Maybe it’s the humanity that’s broken..
🙈

2023-08-20 19:08:42

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If only one could zap to unsee that..

2023-08-17 11:14:58

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It’s glorious there…

2023-08-15 10:46:57

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Poking is the technical term

2023-08-15 10:43:28

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Lasting value comes only from lasting effort. Even bitcoin isnt anywhere near the effort mark of multi-generational value. Now consider this when you look at all the instant nostr clients and micro apps. We’re still so early. Which begs the question - will any of you live long enough to see the promise land? How many are truly ok with that?

2023-08-15 08:02:07

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Sorry I was really asking. All the giggling and smirking and name droppping and talking shit about stuff nobody really cares about outside this little nerd club. This isn’t freedom tech, this is just nerd revenge circle jerk.

2023-08-15 05:40:34

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Who are all these clowns?

2023-08-14 18:52:48

There’s such a thing as too long a time preference. Don’t forget to live your life and have impact on others lives now.

2023-08-14 10:54:28

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👏👏🤔👏👏👏👏👏👏

2023-08-13 18:05:13

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Community notes are a centrally managed service pretending to be a source of independent verification, yet it’s really not. Every major centralized social has something like that. Read around a bit.
On nostr, if someone posts bs then other might call bs people might zap/like if they ageee etc.
In your example, who do you zap when you call bs? Who decides if you were right? How’s it different from what you can do now?

2023-08-13 08:47:39

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But is that a matter of fact?

2023-08-13 08:45:35

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Community notes is a fake out. When you think it through you’ll agree why it only “works” in a centralized way and is actually just a marketing gimmick.

2023-08-12 14:41:08

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Astute observation. Wen blonde?

2023-08-12 11:55:02

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It’s one of those deceptively familiar things - everyone thinks they know how to make one, but when you actually try it’s a lot harder… especially to satisfy those who been brainwashed on addiction-forming forcefeeds - ie all of us

2023-08-12 11:51:21

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The most important thing is that it works for you. Not for the guy who sells your eyeballs.

2023-08-12 11:50:43

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Because it’s how you like it

2023-08-11 17:01:31

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We need to NIP that it the bud 😎 collective verification baby

2023-08-10 19:45:13

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Nice!

2023-08-10 13:35:11

Is nostr ever going to be more than a chatroom of nostr devs?

2023-08-08 16:55:18

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Ageed, true FOSS is forged in the crucible of competition and attempts to usurp it. If nostr gets hijacked because we were ok with relays having this much power, then another protocol fork will arise and solve it true p2p style. IF.

2023-08-08 10:51:30

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Is that slaps or claps? https://media1.giphy.com/media/bs76hUhFr4tZm/giphy.gif

2023-08-07 17:52:39

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Anything orange or purple.

2023-08-07 11:09:25

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2023-08-07 11:08:13

I can’t be hating on sesame seed oil..

2023-08-07 08:02:17

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Finish this joke for me: an LLM and a shitcoiner walk into a bar..

2023-08-07 07:37:18

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Let’s see what quarks have to say about that..

2023-08-07 06:59:51

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I’m not getting lightness vibes…

2023-08-06 19:18:53

One of the funny things I see all the x-iles do is to bring that angsty vibe here… I sure did.. detoxing now

2023-08-06 19:15:59

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Funny how we have grown immune to the addiction-forming algos but the desire to belong and be heard remains

2023-08-06 10:19:23

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How does bitcoin help the impoverished who live hand-to-mouth? Seriously asking because it’s something I’m thinking about a lot but haven’t come up with anything solid.

2023-08-05 18:31:11

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Why u so jaded baby!

2023-08-05 18:27:42

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🤣

2023-08-05 16:50:05

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Friendly advice, but that avi will get you punched around here…

2023-08-05 14:38:29

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Hey - how about… in that hole make a different button, call it a zap-iou / bookmark, which increments a count that you *can* zap when you go that persons profile, and later you can add a reminder that you got some IOU’s to settle… you can argue that this is not a per-post zap since the user has a discretion to change or even ignore that iou

2023-08-05 13:39:31

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Multi-Edit was the shit before mice or vim even existed. I miss it.

2023-08-05 13:24:08

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100x.. man you must have sucked before that

2023-08-05 13:23:17

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Wen @jack stops being all zen and calls it the egotistical lameass manbaby bullshit that it is and owns that he let it happen?

2023-08-05 07:26:11

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Nostr: up

2023-08-05 07:23:47

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We devs like to build stuff that’s hard. The rest call it fucking around.

2023-08-05 06:45:16

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Umm.. x-posting is bs, bridging is bs, maybe clients that can aggregate - for now ok.. but really, why waste the energy instead of just embracing an open protocol and making it work?

2023-08-05 06:39:16

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That’ll finally draw the wide-spread revolt against the establishment..

2023-08-04 15:40:30

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I violently concur!

2023-08-04 11:20:29

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It’s a wide open construction site right now… plebstr is my fav atm

2023-08-04 07:30:59

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Disagree. Onboarding is super simple already, the network effects are what’s hard to replicate. Tribe by tribe. Bitcoiners here, but we are a very clicquey nerd club.. need to diversify and make relevant to other tribes.

2023-08-04 06:57:15

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Nice

2023-08-04 05:16:51

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Wrong. Trackers were not like relays, they were directories of relays (coming to nostr already) seeders were more like relays, except they were all dumb and not empowered to censor shit.
Current design direction of nostr towards relays being the “brains” moves it closer to smtp / pop model than torrent.

2023-08-04 05:09:27

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I believe someone is working on a more elegant solution.

2023-08-04 05:03:36

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You obviously not grasping the gravity here, it’s not a little feature that’s easy to add post-launch…

2023-08-04 05:01:30

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Haha shit I was just being dramatic.. could happen!

2023-08-03 18:48:07

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Really? What’s so hard about having a master key that can sign “known as” npubs publishing events?
Underthink you did, fiatjaf san

2023-08-03 18:41:08

@npub180c…h6w6 don’t you wish you thought of master key / slave key before you let nostr out? Every f’ing client wants my nsec and it’s only a matter of time before I accidentally paste it in some shitpost…

2023-08-03 18:32:35

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This is why open protocols are hard, it’s a complete free for all and the UX suffers.. but it’s getting better, esp in more good clients like Primal instead of half-assed ones

2023-08-03 18:27:39

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I don’t know if this scales to the useful scale without too many sacrifices… i hope it does

2023-08-03 18:24:32

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Shut the fuck up

2023-08-03 18:23:50

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Bittorrent worked.
Granted p2p note forwarding would be harder to engineer, but I’m thinking about it harder when I see this kind of trajectory…

2023-08-03 15:42:07

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Spam should be stopped organically - raise the cost of spamming vs the benefits to the spammer.

2023-08-03 15:40:13

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Wrong. That’s how censorship starts. Centralization for the sake of convenience.

2023-08-03 06:54:17

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The fiat generation doesn’t know you have to pay for things that have value and thus they assign no value to anything.
Nostr makes paying for stuff fun again!

2023-08-02 18:09:35

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Purple washing?