Jonty Wareing

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2024-09-26 23:07:55

Can someone please find a vulnerability triggered by a pair of HTTP requests because "2 Curls 1 CUPS" getting into the news would make me laugh for weeks

2024-09-10 12:25:09

It was 48 hours between posting a picture of our new house and someone locating it to install a fake plug socket on the gate
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2024-09-06 12:58:19

Blocked from hiring cargo bikes because I am a filthy developer
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2024-09-05 11:55:10

Computers are Obscene
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2024-09-04 12:52:52

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@npub1r9s…xge4 Yes, there's a guy called Big Steve who hooks us up. We don't ask.

2024-09-04 12:48:03

I cannot even begin to explain how incompetent the Co-operative Bank are when it comes to charities. We would be better off storing our money inside a mattress left on the street.

2024-08-12 17:51:22

SOFTWARE ESCROW IS FUTILE FOR SAAS COMPANIES
YOU HAVE NO HOPE OF RECREATING THESE TWISTED NIGHTMARE PLATFORMS
THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOUR
NOTHING VALUED IS HERE
WHAT IS COMMITTED WAS DANGEROUS AND REPULSIVE TO US
THESE REPOSITORIES ARE BEST SHUNNED

2024-08-01 17:41:21

TFL took away the bus stop countdown sign.
So we installed our own.
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2024-07-20 18:56:17

The number of affected systems has finally been published, and the papers have hit the presses.
I've been waiting to do this since yesterday morning.
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2024-07-03 14:09:57

I firmly believe in "show, don't tell" but given someone recently described @npub1afx…r76s as "apolitical" we either need to show harder or buy some megaphones

2024-06-21 18:04:14

We finally have an Infrastructure Club outpost on the fediverse: @npub17az…lrhu

2024-06-18 23:00:47

Of course, someone already released a kit that turns your @npub1afx…r76s badge into a tiny wheeled robot #emfcamp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0K3B6iGaVs

2024-06-18 10:32:15

In the worst heist ever, someone stole all the doorbell buttons from Limehouse Town Hall.

2024-06-17 13:56:27

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@npub19lt…qfjk You really want to print this with an SLA resin printer, I can possibly oblige

2024-06-13 14:08:51

How dare you suggest I finish a project before starting another one! Starting new projects is how I distract myself from the upsetting heap of projects I haven't finished.

2024-06-11 15:37:19

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@npub1afx…r76s "But that's just the stuff in smoke detectors" say the reply guys who entirely miss the context of why this was problematic

2024-06-11 13:56:35

This isn't exactly how I thought @npub1afx…r76s would go down in history #emfcamp
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2024-06-07 14:50:37

It took someone mentioning how delightfully weird @npub1afx…r76s has become for me to see it.
If took the giant potato home you were gifted a real potato. The fictional village of Bodgeham-on-Wye had a mass campaign to find their cryptid. Someone DJ'd using a pig.
My people. #emfcamp

2024-06-05 18:43:26

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If anyone has drone photos of Thursday afternoon, specifically covering the area behind stage B, I would really like to see them

2024-06-05 18:39:19

If you are the person who abandoned a tent full of crap at EMF: We are going to find you.
You have enraged a group of people who enjoy puzzles and suddenly have a lot of free time.
Run.

2024-06-03 14:37:50

Well, that went a lot better than expected.

2024-06-02 11:41:32

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"First camping festival with an orphan source event" is not a record I particularly wanted, but it is very on brand

2024-06-02 11:36:24

To be clear, when we said "leave your unwanted junk in the swap shop" we did not mean radioactive material #emfcamp

2024-06-01 20:51:01

Appropriate warning signage has been deployed #emfcamp
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2024-05-30 16:18:03

As ever, things were going relatively well until people showed up

2024-05-29 15:00:50

Absolutely delighted by the new @npub1afx…r76s volunteer kitchen logo
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2024-05-29 10:42:34

Every hour or so more people arrive, grab high-vis, and ask for things to do. There are hundreds of people frantically working because we decided it might be nice to go camping.
As ever, it feels absurd.

2024-05-26 19:42:16

A rough 48hrs, but some of the absolute nonsense people have built for @npub1afx…r76s is cheering me up.
My favourite so far? A compiler you fax code to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-25-pRhpY

2024-05-26 01:21:58

Well, that was the worst day I have had in months. Please send animal gifs.

2024-05-24 17:54:06

Our environmental data feeds from @npub1afx…r76s are now live, this is the spider forecast for next weekend
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2024-05-22 16:20:47

Whoever is absolutely blasting "Things Can Only Get Better" outside Number 10 while Sunak tries to announce a general election deserves an award

2024-05-22 11:32:30

So @jamesbridle granted my wish and made a fediverse bot that posts the latest images from the Mars Curiosity Rover.
It is very appropriately hosted on botsin.space: https://botsin.space/@marslandscapes

2024-05-18 17:57:03

Wales has launched their own "metaverse" and it is indistinguishable from Second Life circa 2006.
There is a big dragon. There are small dragons. You can ride a cable car. I have met exactly one other player.
https://visitwales.com/metaverse
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2024-05-10 14:48:44

I hope this email finds you. The email knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The email delivery subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the email from a server where it is to a server where it isn't, and arriving at a server where it wasn't, it now is.

2024-04-29 21:04:08

User: you charge me when people make unauthorised requests to an S3 bucket?
AWS: yes of course
User: but
AWS: working as intended
User: but
AWS: thank you for your money
https://medium.com/@maciej.pocwierz/how-an-empty-s3-bucket-can-make-your-aws-bill-explode-934a383cb8b1

2024-04-28 15:17:40

2012 Olympics: our mascots are cyclopean nightmare fuel
Expo 2025: what if ꙮ could chase you
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2024-04-23 09:59:55

I think this might be the best t-shirt artwork we've ever had
https://www.emfcamp.org/tickets/tees
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2024-04-22 14:11:00

I'm sorry, but as a large landlord model, I cannot provide a useful service to my tenants

2024-04-17 20:32:15

Today I explained @npub1afx…r76s was a "hobby I did in my free time" and also that the team was "hundreds of people" and they looked at me like I was a lunatic

2024-04-17 17:07:30

We urgently need more @npub1afx…r76s sponsors - if we do not secure more, we will have to make tough decisions.
Tickets cover base costs, but sponsors pay for lovely things like our free childcare and talk transcription. Every little helps!
Find out more here: https://www.emfcamp.org/sponsor

2024-04-13 18:16:28

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@npub1f6a…pnql a) How easy is it to sell things via tiktok
b) Is there a maximum amount of postage they'll cover
Asking for someone who wants to import a hovercraft

2024-04-08 18:39:11

I made something to watch the 2024 eclipse remotely!
This is every public webcam in the path of totality, with a live-updating view of the umbra.
https://jonty.github.io/2024_eclipse_webcams/
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2024-04-05 16:09:55

"My Desires Are Unconventional" but its my ebay watchlist

2024-04-05 16:09:55

"My Desires Are Unconventional" but its my ebay watchlist

2024-03-13 15:13:03

It is incredibly rare that someone submits a proposal to EMF that is so stupendously ludicrous I don't even bother figuring out the rough feasibility, but here we are.
And I am a man who has seriously investigated hiring crew to move a large ship from another country, for fun.
Wednesday. I never could handle Wednesday.

2024-03-08 22:07:13

I want to read a history of graphic design in 1970s UFO organisations
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2024-03-04 15:04:22

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@npub1psd…9sr7 OH COME ON, guess what arrived *two hours ago*

2024-03-04 15:04:22

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@npub1psd…9sr7 OH COME ON, guess what arrived *two hours ago*

2024-02-05 20:29:13

Every single year before we open the @npub1afx…r76s Call for Participation I am exhausted and questioning why I do this.
Then you all submit things and all the things are amazing and I want to see all the things and there are SO MANY THINGS.
And I remember exactly why I do this.

2024-02-03 14:12:38

ticket shop go brrr
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2024-02-03 11:18:45

First @emfcamp ticket sale is at 2pm today!
We expect this round to sell out extremely quickly.
https://blog.emfcamp.org/2024/01/21/emf-2024-ticket-sales/

2024-01-29 18:17:20

Absolutely losing it after discovering what3words took control of the whatfreewords domain by arguing that "three" and "free" are indistinguishable when spoken.
https://www.wipo.int/amc/en/domains/search/text.jsp?case=D2019-2439
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2024-01-28 16:36:39

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@npub1lwu…6w4j @npub19lt…qfjk https://github.com/GIScience/openpoiservice/ is probably worth a look

2024-01-23 19:42:06

Given a million years I would never guess this is how you relax a ferret
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/111/806/966/143/427/736/original/60fb26c943f8886e.mp4

2024-01-20 21:20:50

This paper starts out amazing and just keeps getting better
https://arxiv.org/abs/2401.06133
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2024-01-19 19:52:22

Anybody use the Sony Linkbuds or Shokz bone conduction headphones for video calls?
Looking for something that doesn't block my ears all day

2024-01-11 18:44:16

Flash emulation has finally reached a point where we can accurately restore some of the most important cultural sites from the early days of the web, and its only going to get better.
I proudly present: https://welcometozombo.com

2024-01-10 22:33:24

The wonderful Terry Bisson died today.
Years ago I came across this adaptation of his short story "They're Made out of Meat". I think of it often.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg

2024-01-09 23:05:00

A personal request for DJs to overuse this University Challenge clip at @npub1afx…r76s in June
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/111/728/483/580/267/219/original/b06a47c7845e5011.mp4

2024-01-08 00:34:59

Just got up to see who was playing techno in a car outside the house.
It was our dishwasher. I've danced to worse.

2023-12-31 00:41:38

Fixed the hallway rain radar display and added optical flow movement detection, just in time for a massive storm
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2023-12-22 02:11:59

Really struggling with my tinnitus at the moment and I'm unconvinced by the new therapies.
If you've had successful tinnitus treatment I'd love to hear about it!
If you don't have tinnitus: WEAR EARPLUGS. Seriously, if you go to a gig please wear earplugs. You do not want this.

2023-12-22 02:11:59

2023-12-21 03:25:09

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(It's fine, I run the array in raidz2 so i can have two drives fail before losing data - specifically because this situation happens more often than you'd think and this is not my first time)

2023-12-21 03:23:27

Hello!
It's me again: Your yearly reminder that drives fail, SSDs bitrot, and you probably need to do a review of your backup strategy. You should have at least two copies of anything you care about.
This message brought to you by a second drive in my ZFS array failing while the first one was still rebuilding. Happy holidays.

2023-12-19 19:22:52

Today: "Oh, I should mention the mysterious vaults we discovered under a stone plug in the yard. I sealed it in 1980 and have no idea what's down there"
MY ORIGIN STORY BEGINS

2023-12-16 14:08:15

I cannot get over this salesdude filing a Freedom of Information request with THE BRITISH LIBRARY asking if they have "any paper documents in storage"
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2023-12-07 21:47:07

I feel very good about using this surprisingly cheap domain registrar
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2023-11-30 17:51:25

In an incredible demonstration of the monkeys paw, I wished for a Steam Deck that I could turn on remotely with a controller.
I now have a Steam Deck that I can turn on remotely with a controller.
Unfortunately whenever I turn it *off*, the controller attempts to reconnect and wakes it up again.
My console. It cannot sleep.

2023-11-26 00:30:02

Wishmas, we need to talk about how trains work
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2023-11-17 13:19:23

sorry I broke the ordnance survey website
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2023-10-28 11:20:14

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@npub1lwu…6w4j In fairness having an append-only log of when they granted/revoked consent isn't an absolutely terrible idea, but I am very amused that by doing it on a public blockchain people then can't issue a right to erasure request against their consent status

2023-10-19 16:17:53

Regret agreeing to print these for a friend.
I do not like the hand forest in my house
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2023-10-09 15:40:47

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@npub19lt…qfjk LED matrix you say.... I have one of those you can borrow too, as well as an excess of LED panels we are giving away: https://led.limehouselabs.org/docs/giveaway/
What's this for anyway?

2023-10-09 14:32:08

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@npub19lt…qfjk That's feasible with an expander lens on it. You absolutely cannot use this to project where people may be walking (or able to access) though, these lasers are a blinding risk.
How much text (approx characters) are you hoping to show on the infoboard?

2023-10-09 14:11:16

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@npub19lt…qfjk How much text, at what size, and at what distance?
Lasers work by wiggling mirrors really fast, so they hit physical limits depending on how many positions they need to wiggle to, and the distance between the positions.
Smallest option is the lasercube: https://www.laseros.com
Happy to loan mine, I have a USB 2W model kicking around.

2023-09-04 16:11:37

The manufacturer says it "will technically work fine" and that they "would recommend it if you were in a warzone" but that "it is not safe or a good idea for civilian purposes".
They then begged me to "please consider buying or renting a horse trailer"

2023-09-03 15:01:06

If you own a hovercraft and can get it to Burning Man, you will be on every news site for a month

2023-09-01 17:23:53

Celebrated our wedding anniversary by staying in a converted radar research facility overlooking a nuclear power station. Recommended.

2023-08-22 19:42:33

I previously warned about Gandi raising prices well above other domain name registrars.
Today I find a domain has silently had DNS records reset to the Gandi holding page. I do not know when. Backups are empty.
Get out - Gandi is now actively hazardous to your online operations

2023-08-17 16:18:51

CCC CAMP, HELP: We need access to an SLA 3D resin printer on-site to produce a small part for the milliways bar. FDM will not do, sadly.
Please, help us serve you good beer. #cccamp23

2023-08-17 16:02:21

would anybody like an I WANT TO BELIEVE lk-99 sticker, because I have a lot of I WANT TO BELIEVE lk-99 stickers #cccamp23
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2023-08-08 12:24:32

Dear Nation-State Threat Actors,
We're doing a marvellous job of destabilising our country already, we don't need help. Thanks for thinking of us though.
Yours,
The UK
x
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2023-08-07 12:42:36

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George Orbwell

2023-08-07 12:32:59

"SMASH THE ORBS" is an incredible rallying cry
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2023-08-07 12:32:59

"SMASH THE ORBS" is an incredible rallying cry
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2023-07-19 12:38:39

Sent an ebay link to a friend with poor impulse control
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2023-06-29 21:26:15

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@npub16ju…y8u7 It is sadly not a fun kind of situation, more the kind that leaves psychological damage from managing it

2023-06-29 20:42:40

I am handling a situation I swore I would never touch again, but The Greater Good requires it.
I will never touch this kind of situation again.

2023-06-28 17:02:49

Last night the building housing @npub1927…zn02 hackspace in Rotterdam was completely destroyed by fire. They've lost everything.
If you can spare some cash to help them rebuild: https://pixelbar.nl/donations/
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2023-06-01 11:37:18

Forgot I made this and am now horrified by my own creation again 🔈
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2023-05-16 00:03:38

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@npub12eh…vgsn How often do the responses actually surprise you now?

2023-05-16 00:01:37

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@npub12eh…vgsn Crikey, I first became aware of it when it was in the low double digits.
Really incredible work keeping it up for this long!

2023-05-09 13:49:44

My geiger counter has shipped. I can't wait to count some geigers.

2023-05-04 00:16:02

It turns out you can simply serve a file from a domain to use it as your bsky handle.
So this guy is now S3. All of S3.
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2023-05-03 11:29:14

GPS jammers have been installed in Westminster ahead of the coronation
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2023-04-18 15:00:23

Sometimes I wonder how FOI Officers react when they read my requests