Zhuowei Zhang

Mostly bad puns. It's pronounced "joe-way". Happy to explain jokes.
he/him, opinions are my own. https://zhuoweizhang.net

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2024-11-09 05:43:03

Halo: CE Anniversary (2011) came out closer to the original Halo (2001) than today.
https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/113439708019143947

2024-10-10 03:54:28

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@npub1395…28lk >3d print and assemble a clone
I hate that "pirate an alarm clock" is now a phrase that makes sense.

2024-10-10 03:33:48

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@npub1395…28lk I'm not smart enough to reverse this, unfortunately - stacksmashing's Game and Watch hacking video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsi8p5gbaps) shows that Nintendo actually do lock down their microconroller-based hardware, and that I'd never be able to crack it.
Although I imagine, since Nintendo issues software updates (?!) for their alarm clock (https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/66379), maybe you can capture one of those?
Hope that - if it's an esp32 running Wi-Fi - that the esp32 would handle HTTPS and send data to the main chip in plaintext?

2024-09-15 07:08:00

Are there any UEFI implementations in production that aren't based on TianoCore EDK2?
There are plenty of experimental implementations, e.g. u-boot's UEFI, but I've never seen u-boot used for UEFI outside of Asahi Linux

2024-09-08 19:18:35

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(I'm reasonably confident I stole this joke, but I can't find any original source when I search "Eiffel 65 Warning", so I'm calling this a remix)

2024-09-08 18:57:47

Eiffel 65 Warning: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to be blue, da ba dee, da ba di

2024-09-07 19:58:00

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@npub1gq5…yxjq You're assuming you're the customer and not Wall Street investors, whom Amazon wants to sell infinite eternal growth

2024-09-07 05:22:34

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@npub1c98…sq6y I was hoping for a darknet message offering to unlock my Oculus Quest's bootloader for 1 bitcoin

2024-08-14 02:01:19

Google didn't skip Nine

2024-07-26 04:49:07

Me, sobbing: please… you can’t feature T-Pain on the soundtrack of Disney’s Aladdin remake
The German dub: https://youtu.be/ZBW64CZZx8Y?t=75

2024-07-19 17:09:57

"CrowdStrike shuts down computers worldwide"
And you thought there's no collective bargaining in tech

2024-06-08 01:48:57

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This WWDC really feels like a dud
- no-one's excited for the same AI that everyone's already used since November 2022, just shoved into more places
- nothing leaked for visionOS - maybe because there's nothing to leak?
- nothing platform changing like Swift/SwiftUI rumoured
Is there anything I should look forward to?

2024-06-08 01:43:09

This is the least excitement I've ever seen for a WWDC.

2024-06-05 08:00:47

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@npub1uqw…upc3 IPv6's first RFC was released in 1995.
In the intervening time, Itanium taped out (1999), launched (2001), and died (2021), yet I still don't have IPv6

2024-06-05 07:46:53

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@npub1uqw…upc3 Yeah, pretty much nobody has IPv6

2024-06-05 07:15:33

IPv6: the Itanium of networking standards

2024-05-24 05:25:39

If anyone here owns a Humane Ai Pin, can you please ask for the kernel/GPL source code?

2024-05-24 05:20:42

Wait, you can reboot the Humane Ai Pin by pressing a reset button... on the wireless charging dock?!
Are they using the Qi charging handshake/in-band signalling channel?
https://old.reddit.com/r/humane/comments/1cc86z5/did_at_two_days/l1496yc/

2024-05-15 07:43:14

Plan 9 is a great filesystem, lacking only an operating system

2024-05-09 05:43:48

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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish was perfect.
Every joke landed. Every action scene was spectacular. Every emotional beat was sincere.
Well done. I don’t remember the last time I had absolutely zero complaints about a movie.

2024-05-09 03:59:51

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish leaves Netflix today, and it looks really, really good so far, so let’s see if I can finish it before it’s gone…

2024-04-25 04:35:28

How did My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic get away with using the Emergency Broadcast System alert tone in a television show?
Isn’t misusing the tone super illegal?

2024-04-07 05:11:02

Where does this fit on the error handling political compass:
https://twitter.com/mycoliza/status/1776400891983397207

2024-03-14 06:24:23

Strange women posting in BetaArchive distributing DWORDs is no basis for a functioning operating system with AI crap removed

2024-03-13 07:54:33

comfort zone allocator exploitation

2024-03-13 07:12:02

In a stunning new paper uploaded to the preprint server CUPS,

2024-03-13 06:52:02

Me, sobbing: please... you can't save money by not dubbing the songs into Spanish...
The characters: Let's sing in English!
(Yes, this is actual dialog this dub added, just before it launched into an undubbed song.
Very clever. I hate it.)

2024-03-13 05:21:02

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(Context: I’m wondering if I should finally watch It’s a Wonderful Life, or if I should just bank on Shrek Forever After being more recognizable with millennials now that nobody watches TV during the holidays)

2024-03-13 05:16:29

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@npub1xd8…8qee They built a CAN bus daemon and didn't call it systemd-obd?

2024-03-13 05:00:56

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I'd rather live in this dystopia instead of our dystopia, so that we can have Blizzard (an Activision company (a Red Hat company (an IBM company)))

2024-03-13 04:59:02

Systemd acquires Activision and releases systemd-cod

2024-03-13 04:43:44

I wonder if any adaptation of "It's a Wonderful Life" is now more iconic than the original.
(I personally haven't seen the original film, but have watched at least 3 shows/films that reference the plot. But I doubt anything could beat the original film in recognizability, which is shown on all TV stations every holiday season)

2024-03-13 01:10:47

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@npub100z…y7hr binary-in

2024-03-11 02:32:49

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This joke only works if you follow Binaryen's official pronunciation guide
("pronounced in the same manner as "Targaryen"", according to the README: https://github.com/WebAssembly/binaryen?tab=readme-ov-file#faq)

2024-03-11 02:06:45

Who called it WasmCon and not a webinar-yen

2024-03-04 07:31:23

I wonder why we don't see more blended 2D + 3D animation like the style used in _My Little Pony: The Movie_. It looks real nice!
Is it just prohibitively expensive? I know Futurama also extensively mixes 2D hand-drawn animation and 3D CGI, and they're doing it for a TV show...
(Futurama also got cancelled like 3 times and counting, so... hmm...)

2024-01-30 01:16:40

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@npub1g6x…4rvz Worst case scenario, I software decode it via ffmpeg (the M1 is fast enough to software encode it when I was streaming visionOS Simulator to ALVR, surely it can decode it).
Although my understanding is that ALVR sends the first NAL with enough info to initialize the decoder on its own. (ALVR has a dump video function on the PC side, so if you can decode that, you can decode the frames)
I assume you’d use cp_drawable_set_device_anchor to set the matching pose for visionOS’s asynchronous reprojection?

2024-01-29 05:14:37

I was hoping someone would port a PC VR -> Vision Pro streaming app this weekend, but nobody did.
One of you needs to pull an all-nighter in the next 3 days...