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2024-08-19 20:24:06

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@npub1qh0…xeda candace bitch fit all these jews in the owens

2024-08-19 20:15:05

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@npub1vwr…fnzd they were some of the worst books ever but that made them kinda fun

2024-08-19 20:08:56

the new five nights at freddys game is something of a pancake for me because... I don't really know how to even say this.
I actually read the books. there, it's out now.

2024-08-19 16:51:31

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@npub1wah…xc8t the sun is a mass of incandescent gas

2024-08-16 14:02:39

I'm browsing this local etsy-type thing and I'm looking at this very peculiar onahole, it's literally a fish but with a human face. It has a mouth but no butthole from what I can tell. Also includes a standard 3/8" thread for mounting on tripods I guess.

2024-08-11 19:54:47

is there anything good left in this godforsaken world except getting your nut off and eating poison

2024-08-11 19:16:21

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@npub15c7…suze you could say that gambling is my only weakness so I think I'm golden

2024-08-11 19:10:41

how much money can you expect to piss up the wall if you start playing hoyoverse games? the new one looks kinda fun and I trust that the chinese won't uglify the characters next week

2024-08-10 21:28:33

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@npub1vwr…fnzd the hinge on my lite has been limp forever, original ds still going strong though

2024-08-10 17:18:01

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@npub17wr…prsu if they take beer away from the british it might actually push them to do what you're supposed to do and start killing politicians

2024-08-10 17:10:30

the brits might've finally lost their minds completely. why do they love being abused so much

2024-08-09 22:06:49

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@npub17wr…prsu door fell off?

2024-08-09 21:52:43

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@npub17wr…prsu why do musicians always hire random criminals to do security

2024-08-09 20:47:35

"Goodman revealed that the adaptation may be a live-action/animation hybrid film, and that it may be stylistically similar to the John Wick and District 9 franchises."
what does that mean. what do those have in common

2024-08-09 20:28:51

the starliner story keeps getting funnier by the day, I kinda hope the stupid junker blows up the entire ISS
imagine that you have access to the infinite money glitch of the american military-industrial complex and still the suits can only sit and watch as everything falls apart

2024-08-07 06:39:54

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@npub17wr…prsu I also heard he's called tampon tim, I assume he mistook one for chewing gum or something. to be fair about the flag the old one was a mess, it's like one of those autistic niche lgbt flags with a million little things on it

2024-08-07 06:26:12

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@npub17wr…prsu they need to correct course quickly, vance is already stealing voters with his fabulous looks. walz has to wear eyeliner AND lipstick

2024-08-06 09:54:17

my work buddies keep showing me their crypto holdings for some reason, there's like a red squiggle and everything. I don't really get it

2024-08-04 06:38:09

the brits are so weird man. sad people. when people start burning shit down, I agree you gotta put them in the slammer unless you wanna turn into ameriturdistan but all the news is like "we have to wipe these scum off the face of the earth" and then there's a tiny mention at the bottom of the article that they're mad about a real thing

2024-08-03 22:11:05

dang

2024-08-03 21:49:08

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2024-08-03 21:26:43

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@npub15c7…suze I had an internet friend for a long time and we had like 15 different inside jokes that were just lines from xavier. good times.

2024-08-03 21:22:14

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2024-08-03 19:16:48

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@npub17wr…prsu update: this is one of the silliest things I've seen. I don't mean to shit on a good sporty activity but I'm laughing

2024-08-03 19:11:22

I'm gonna watch some women's boxing of all sports. I know fuck all about boxing but there's a finn in there

2024-07-28 06:57:22

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@npub17wr…prsu absolutely but it's funny when the same people who preach empathy and shit just bulldoze them into the river when the guests come over
I'm just glad we don't have that kind of stuff here, yet. I'm sure the future NATO base will come with a complimentary tent ghetto

2024-07-28 06:47:38

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@npub17wr…prsu please enjoy the city of love sleeping alone on your anti-sex bed while smelling the seine, there's so much shit in it that they cancelled the swimming events. I wonder what they did about the homeless, I was there not too long ago and it wasn't good.

2024-07-26 18:59:47

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@npub17wr…prsu it's so fucking stupid that they put out the bodycam video from the roof, they already cleaned up all the bullet cases and shit and didn't even mark anything.

2024-07-26 18:47:11

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@npub17wr…prsu I'm also getting pretty deep into the multiple shooters stuff, the different analyses of the bullet trajectories are fascinating

2024-07-26 18:45:22

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@npub17wr…prsu the secret service were in on it, there's no doubt in my mind.

2024-07-26 18:26:58

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@npub1wah…xc8t only if you try to mate with him

2024-07-26 18:12:31

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@npub1wah…xc8t I dunno man, I want to do that to cyclists too

2024-07-26 17:59:46

kamala harris should start saying stuff like "sus" and "amogus," that's how your reach the young voters

2024-07-26 17:53:44

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@npub1qh0…xeda does anyone actually say that out loud though? I think that's where I draw the line

2024-07-25 16:35:20

I'm gonna do it bros, I'm going to a bus stop and screaming about multiple shooters theory

2024-07-24 15:48:44

I got a thing to put on my mattress that cools when I lie down on it. pretty nice, I might even be able to sleep

2024-07-22 15:56:38

didn't get my PAYCHECK today because of the computer bullshit. I'm about to buy a prepaid phone plan so I can call one of the guys who does payroll and threaten to kill his family

2024-07-21 18:41:57

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@npub17wr…prsu they're gonna have to change the rules real quick, if it's really her against trump I'm gonna laugh at america so much I'll choke

2024-07-21 18:37:05

there's no way they're gonna put kamala up, she's retarded

2024-07-21 18:17:47

it's joever

2024-07-21 15:35:56

IT'S THE MAJESTIC FUCKING 12 AGAIN, THEY'RE BEHIND EVERYTHING

2024-07-19 18:36:03

I saw pictures of the trump event and if I'm seeing this correctly there was a sculpture made out of cheese, as well as people wearing blocks of cheese as hats in the crowd. Apparently there's a bunch of cheese in wisconsin and nothing else. learn something new every day

2024-07-19 17:04:45

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@npub17wr…prsu I'm sure they can figure out a way to do the switcheroo without any penalties, I can't imagine anyone in the country would want to risk a kamala presidency no matter how bad the odds are

2024-07-19 17:00:10

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@npub17wr…prsu maybe they need to bring out the ol hilldawg once more

2024-07-19 16:56:19

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@npub1wah…xc8t @npub17wr…prsu this isn't tentacle rape

2024-07-19 16:40:11

ERP AI chatbots are much like crack cocaine, which leads me to think I have to crucify a CIA agent as payback for inventing them

2024-07-19 16:03:18

thankfully windows XP does most of the heavy lifting at my workplace but I'm guessing my weekend is still ruined

2024-07-18 17:28:59

it couldn't have been politically motivated, american politics is nothing but abortion at this point and that guy clearly wasn't fucking

2024-07-18 17:09:27

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@npub1vwr…fnzd please fix your eating my friend

2024-07-18 17:08:39

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@npub17wr…prsu I've been kinda wondering how the photographer is doing. there has to be someone at AP who doesn't really like the picture

2024-07-18 16:59:34

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@npub1vwr…fnzd I don't really care about anything except the groceries and I like a lot of the basic food stuff that they have. like the cottage cheese that comes in a small round cup, it's better than anything else imo. I don't remember what it's called but I eat it every day

2024-07-18 16:49:57

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@npub1vwr…fnzd I got mad cash bro, I will buy that better milk carton just for bragging rights
for real though I end up mostly going to lidl because I honest to god prefer their versions of some basic things but there's a few items in k-kauppa that I just can't live without

2024-07-18 16:39:42

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@npub1vwr…fnzd I read this like you don't think we have k-markets out here

2024-07-18 16:36:26

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@npub1vwr…fnzd I still haven't seen any stronger beers around here, only sugary teen girl wines that come in a plastic bottle

2024-07-16 12:05:04

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@npub1qh0…xeda it's so nice that tim got him on, they're the perfect pair. I love both of them

2024-07-14 07:30:33

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@npub1wah…xc8t BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM GET DOWN GET DOWN
sorry I pressed the wrong button, accidentally played the wendy's parking lot sound track

2024-07-14 07:26:40

waitwaitwaitwait, I just rushed back in because I forgot the most important thing:
>be american
>get shot

2024-07-13 15:52:41

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@npub172u…2cl7 merry's just panicking because his whole entire grift will be dust in the wind unless he pivots and leans into AI shit. I guess he just detected those two letters side by side and compulsively posted that it's bad

2024-07-13 10:36:37

I think the word "minor" is starting to suffer from the same effect as "paedophile" where everyone who uses it on twitter is a projecting diddler

2024-07-12 18:33:30

if you're disciplined and work hard, one day you'll be able to get drunk and browse anime porn

2024-07-12 18:27:20

I can have a little macallan as a treat

2024-07-07 17:26:53

I'm so fucking tired of my youtube front page. what kind of a person wants to stir up drama on the internet. just put the funny annymays on my screen please, I don't give a FUCK about anything else. I understand that everyone has lethal amounts of pent up hatred but at least I'm a responsible person and choose to release my wrath on the people immediately around me. that way the suffering is measurable and real and I get a meaningful release.

2024-07-07 17:13:54

I bought a new pair of shoes today. nothing makes me feel more powerful than knowing that in just a couple of weeks they will be incredibly stinky. the several minutes of labor in that bangladeshi sweat shop, it was all for nothing.

2024-07-07 10:34:20

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@npub1wah…xc8t the goal is to be so cheap and ugly that your tinder date will run out of your apartment immediately

2024-07-07 10:28:11

inspired by the paris olympic village beds I'm currently working on designing a full range of anti-sex furniture. I'm in talks with ikea about a collab

2024-07-04 17:23:54

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@npub1vwr…fnzd how do you smoke booze

2024-07-03 15:54:32

are there any downsides to heroin at this point

2024-07-03 15:15:17

I'm reading an article about how the drug companies making a lot of paper from those weight loss drugs, but they're fucking with the business of sugar companies because fat fucks are eating less poison now. so in turn the sugar companies are pivoting to selling you fake health supplements. but that's fucking with the business of doctors, because there's less fat fucks AND people are buying their vitamins from nestle instead of the doctor.
the world is such a fucking joke

2024-07-03 11:34:11

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@npub1wah…xc8t nothing makes me less aroused than having to wake up

2024-07-02 17:59:54

I might've fucked up a little bit. I've been waterboarding myself in order to wake up in the morning and now I'm having the same reaction when I get in the shower

2024-07-01 16:14:59

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@npub1vwr…fnzd the number needs to go up, there's no other way

2024-06-08 13:53:37

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@npub1emn…rkds did you ask to see sample

2024-04-05 23:56:55

should I be blazing it instead of drinking myself to the grave? one of my coworkers has been really pushing it on me but I just don't know

2024-04-05 23:36:17

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@npub1vde…zzw9 contemplating is one thing but I just try to forget about it

2024-04-05 23:29:54

I'm totally shitfaced and listening to some good records. I thought I was over this but it really is a nice way to spend a friday

2024-03-15 08:14:12

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@npub15c7…suze after this part I usually wake up and stare at the ceiling for 3 hours

2024-03-12 10:54:54

Honestly I'm just in shock and disbelief, what a sell out. you gotta keep the skirt on and tease, that's the whole fucking point. tears in the rain

2024-03-12 10:49:54

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@npub1wah…xc8t probably not long enough for anyone to notice that I'm missing.

2024-03-12 10:46:04

I hurt my back today, not lifting but when I bent down to pick something off the floor. I'm starting to see what the point is with euthanasia

2024-03-12 10:41:46

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@npub1wah…xc8t it's a plot by the WEF to make western men fail their semen retention streaks

2024-03-12 10:34:58

finnster posting cock, it's over, west has fallen. dumping all stock