sampo

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2025-04-05 13:22:37

'ick on 'itch 2

2025-04-04 15:23:26

I bought the dip and if there's another dip after this I'm going to kill myself

2025-03-30 23:56:45

fuck claude, I'm asking tay to write code for me

2025-03-30 18:37:15

decided to have a cheat meal today so I got two pizzas and then fell asleep for 5 hours. I am a disgusting pig and now I'm gonna work out at 11pm

2025-03-25 08:33:31

I've been doing this funny thing lately, when my alarm goes off in the morning I turn it off and go back to sleep.

2025-03-22 19:31:07

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@nprofile…9a3l it's sad that the youtube slop production line is reaching full automation. I'll take a fat guy recording himself talk about aliens in his car over this crap any day

2025-03-22 19:19:19

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@nprofile…9a3l the real stuff is sorta interesting but I really want to know where the thrusters are on the pyramids. where's the steering wheel

2025-03-22 19:11:42

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…hmru that is a pretty creative interpretation but I'm racist enough to hear it if I squint

2025-03-22 17:36:01

the heathrow happening is over and done with but I've still been checking flightradar today for interesting planes. this might be the end, I'm in my sunset years

2025-03-21 18:57:10

finally someone got the game of thrones joke. you people are a bunch of uncultured pigs

2025-03-21 18:32:55

how the fuck did historians ever figure out what happened in any wars back in the day when there were no telegram channels

2025-03-20 18:11:24

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@nprofile…sq5t it's unfortunate that firebombings are always tainted with politics, I'd love to do it to something but I don't want to be branded a kook

2025-03-19 16:08:28

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@nprofile…sq5t there's a lot of options for tuning stuff like that, I can block NYT completely or just demote it. I can also pin stuff so that every page of results starts with infowars at the top

2025-03-19 15:34:49

I'm trying out kagi, I haven't had much time to evaluate how good the results are but I'm happy that you can blacklist domains and turn off all the bullshit widgets that I hate

2025-03-19 15:32:19

are you seriously telling me that the agency which owns this scanner needs to have their budget cut
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2025-03-18 22:43:10

I have a joke about assassin's creed but I'm too much of a pussy to post it

2025-03-18 19:19:35

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@nprofile…sq5t I agree that none of these people should be banned, but they could try being a little bit smarter

2025-03-18 19:12:25

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@nprofile…sq5t I just opened up the infowars livestream and watched the chat for a while for fun. I'll try not to complain so much about vtuber chatters in the future

2025-03-18 19:10:56

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@nprofile…sq5t I'll take it, that time window works a little better for me. I didn't catch on to her immediately after the advent debut, but she's grown to be one of my top favorites.

2025-03-18 16:13:29

I'm fully expecting that the new JFK stuff is gonna be bullshit and that they'll just do another photoshoot where they give e-celebs a copy of the warren report

2025-03-18 16:09:16

so yeah I listened to that darryl cooper guy on rogan that apparently nobody likes, and I checked out his own show. from what I've seen of him on other people's shows he seemed like a soft spoken nerd but he goes pretty hard when he's alone, I didn't really enjoy his style of telling a story but there was a lot of information. that's where I got the boat from

2025-03-17 20:08:41

wait, gimp was on gtk2 this whole time? lol

2025-03-17 20:07:18

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@nprofile…sq5t the krita mascot is very slutty, but if the gimp mascot makes you feel the same way I think you might have issues

2025-03-17 19:51:41

takes on elon's character and politics in a sadpanda comment section. true dedication, don't let anything distract you from what's important

2025-03-17 11:08:56

I don't always like the sound of everything that macron says but I understand him, if you as a schoolboy get sucked off by your bombshell milf teacher who's also secretly your own father you will nut so hard that the only thing that could rival it is a nuclear explosion. bro is just chasing the dragon, go for it dawg

2025-03-16 17:02:12

trying to find a bollywood film that I don't remember the name of is impossible. I can't begin to describe what the plot of these movies is

2025-03-15 19:14:03

this is one thing, possibly the only thing that america does better than the rest of the world. I want to sue people. I think that if you slip and fall, a valet should be parking your car the next day. if you tip over a cup of coffee, you should be in a private jet that evening. oh you stubbed your toe, well guess what, here's your new condo
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2025-03-15 16:33:05

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@nprofile…h6f2 capitalism invented computer bugs to keep people out of their natural habitat (coal mine)

2025-03-15 08:37:39

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@nprofile…stce I really want to try one of those mattresses for autistic children where you get sandwiched between the two halves, it sounds so comfortable

2025-03-14 18:45:28

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@nprofile…hmru sorry about that, eh

2025-03-14 16:26:34

f is what I'm gonna type in the comments when I see the player count on launch day
I liked the remake though, maybe it could actually be good
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2025-03-14 13:59:45

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@nprofile…hmru hitler was like "nothing's computer"

2025-03-13 22:12:08

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@nprofile…csx6 I'm not talking about anything actually worth watching, I just wanna pick some below-average slop from my watched list and pretend that it's 2012 again

2025-03-13 22:05:32

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@nprofile…csx6 I've been thinking about rewatching some old shit too, I'm so bored with almost all the new stuff. there's gems here and there but it's like 3 shows a year

2025-03-12 17:24:36

I wanna know how many billable hours these bitch baby nerds have dedicated to making sure that AI doesn't help you with chemistry

2025-03-11 15:30:38

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@nprofile…sq5t I'm gonna say it doesn't look super accidental.

2025-03-11 15:04:11

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@nprofile…sq5t till the end of time, is my hope

2025-03-11 14:59:45

these retards on wall street don't even realise that when they panic and start selling I'm just gonna buy it all up and get rich

2025-03-09 20:33:39

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…hmru that's the movie we get, this is the movie we deserve
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2025-03-09 20:20:12

since the tates are in the news again I have to reiterate once more how stark the difference in their looks is. tristan could use a little bit more chin but he still looks like a god, meanwhile andrew looks like he has 7 parents from each continent and he got the worst features from all of them.
there must've been either a really handsome or a really ugly mail man in their neighborhood

2025-03-07 22:25:28

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@nprofile…h6f2 I'm blanking on that part right now because I listened to the rogan episode and theo von with hasanabi today, and I can't remember who said what about israel. I know I heard the standard aipac history lesson at least once

2025-03-06 22:41:17

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…sq5t you better believe I have, I have a picture of caroline up on my bedroom wall, reminding me why the grind is worth it. righ next to elizabeth holmes and ghislaine

2025-03-06 22:18:03

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@nprofile…h6f2 man sam looks like shit
the other FTX guy he had on previously was interesting, although I wasn't really convinced that he was simultaneously in the inner circle and didn't know anything

2025-03-06 08:57:51

I ship it
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2025-02-28 20:36:49

"isolated breathing crisis" sounds like the name of the pope's new prog rock album
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2025-02-28 18:58:45

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@nprofile…sq5t something's gotta give, they can't just keep killing each other until there's no one left

2025-02-28 18:40:13

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@nprofile…sq5t I thought they were gonna be nice to each other and then trump would just say "no" at the end because that's how it usually seems to go. I was howling laughing while watching it

2025-02-27 19:17:25

I checked out the new firefox terms of service and I'm just laughing at this part. makes me think about casey anthony
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2025-02-27 18:44:04

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@nprofile…sq5t I'm just hoping that jeff was CIA, because then the current people might actually throw a fit and disclose that. if he was mossad it's over

2025-02-27 18:36:03

I'll take a look at the pdf once its out but I'm expecting absolutely nothing

2025-02-27 16:20:49

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@nprofile…sq5t I've become so redpilled about seed oils that I can't even make fun of this but it is kinda funny that this is what americans do when they pull their pants up and fix their diets

2025-02-26 14:41:04

I'll look at pictures of the x37b but the fact that it's a BOEING and they call it a space PLANE makes me think that no one should ever go near that thing. you literally can't go on a normal plane at this point without dying screaming in a ball of fire

2025-02-22 21:45:54

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@nprofile…sq5t vatican deep state needs a moment to cast the next pope
technically this dude was vatican deep state himself right, jesuit

2025-02-22 21:35:12

the pope is a goner, they've kept him away from any altar boys for a week now. bro's cooked

2025-02-22 20:09:34

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@nprofile…sq5t @nprofile…h6f2 there's a market for that kind of restaurant too though, an underserved one at that. time to cash in

2025-02-22 20:05:14

the astolfo femboy hooters picture that I'm trying to find literally doesn't exist anywhere. did I fucking hallucinate it or did the GOVERNMENT TAKE IT DOW N

2025-02-22 19:40:23

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@nprofile…sq5t I think the problem in general with restaurants is that people don't want to go out to eat anymore. they need poison shoveled down their gullet at home while they're fully immersed in a VR videogame porn netflix tiktok experience

2025-02-22 19:33:00

no shit. they know what the problem is, and what the solution is, but refuse to do anything about it. tough luck.
I can't find the specific astolfo picture I wanted to put here but you can imagine it
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2025-02-20 18:35:53

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@nprofile…csx6 the people at fantasiapelit are very nice, you can ask them to get stuff for you that they don't even list.

2025-02-19 18:23:52

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0rzwjq9znro
you HAVE to leave my man kevin alone, he's been through enough. I've heard he can barely get hard in public anymore because people have been so mean to him

2025-02-14 20:35:42

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@nprofile…xyvy is it actually true that they use cobol?

2025-02-14 15:48:45

dang I forgot that it's valentine's day, there's a few sex havers at work that I wanted to shame. too late now I figure

2025-02-14 15:20:06

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@nprofile…hmru published today I believe

2025-02-13 16:52:37

I used to think that linus was like a funny crazy character, but especially nowadays I can't begin to imagine the things he must feel. I have to expose myself to comparatively few retards and my urge to kill is still unbearable

2025-02-07 18:50:30

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@nprofile…h6f2 I'm for total clothes-wearer genocide

2025-01-11 14:02:18

million laughs
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2025-01-04 00:13:34

I can't watch these graduation streams man. they should figure out another way to frame this, perhaps something a bit less sinister. I know that in japan you have to kill yourself to quit a job but still.

2024-12-31 22:38:35

what am I reading
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2024-12-31 21:16:55

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@nprofile…plxw u2

2024-12-29 19:37:25

the coke runs out eventually
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2024-12-26 19:57:26

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@nprofile…sq5t in my estimation kronii might be one of the weirdest people out of the whole bunch, she might not have the sense of humor to go through with that. and I bet she still remembers the spicy noodles

2024-12-26 19:46:12

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@nprofile…sq5t and I wouldn't want it any other way. god bless

2024-12-26 19:25:33

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@nprofile…sq5t I'm looking down at all this filth from my ivory tower of idol culture where everyone pretends to be a lesbian and I SPIT ON IT

2024-12-23 17:08:56

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@nprofile…sq5t I tried it a bit too and I HATE THE POLISH
helltaker was actually fun but this is just suffering

2024-08-19 20:24:06

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@npub1qh0…xeda candace bitch fit all these jews in the owens

2024-08-19 20:15:05

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@npub1vwr…fnzd they were some of the worst books ever but that made them kinda fun

2024-08-19 20:08:56

the new five nights at freddys game is something of a pancake for me because... I don't really know how to even say this.
I actually read the books. there, it's out now.

2024-08-19 16:51:31

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@npub1wah…xc8t the sun is a mass of incandescent gas

2024-08-16 14:02:39

I'm browsing this local etsy-type thing and I'm looking at this very peculiar onahole, it's literally a fish but with a human face. It has a mouth but no butthole from what I can tell. Also includes a standard 3/8" thread for mounting on tripods I guess.

2024-08-11 19:54:47

is there anything good left in this godforsaken world except getting your nut off and eating poison

2024-08-11 19:16:21

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@npub15c7…suze you could say that gambling is my only weakness so I think I'm golden

2024-08-11 19:10:41

how much money can you expect to piss up the wall if you start playing hoyoverse games? the new one looks kinda fun and I trust that the chinese won't uglify the characters next week

2024-08-10 21:28:33

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@npub1vwr…fnzd the hinge on my lite has been limp forever, original ds still going strong though

2024-08-10 17:18:01

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@npub17wr…prsu if they take beer away from the british it might actually push them to do what you're supposed to do and start killing politicians

2024-08-10 17:10:30

the brits might've finally lost their minds completely. why do they love being abused so much

2024-08-09 22:06:49

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@npub17wr…prsu door fell off?

2024-08-09 21:52:43

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@npub17wr…prsu why do musicians always hire random criminals to do security

2024-08-09 20:47:35

"Goodman revealed that the adaptation may be a live-action/animation hybrid film, and that it may be stylistically similar to the John Wick and District 9 franchises."
what does that mean. what do those have in common

2024-08-09 20:28:51

the starliner story keeps getting funnier by the day, I kinda hope the stupid junker blows up the entire ISS
imagine that you have access to the infinite money glitch of the american military-industrial complex and still the suits can only sit and watch as everything falls apart

2024-08-07 06:39:54

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@npub17wr…prsu I also heard he's called tampon tim, I assume he mistook one for chewing gum or something. to be fair about the flag the old one was a mess, it's like one of those autistic niche lgbt flags with a million little things on it

2024-08-07 06:26:12

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@npub17wr…prsu they need to correct course quickly, vance is already stealing voters with his fabulous looks. walz has to wear eyeliner AND lipstick

2024-08-06 09:54:17

my work buddies keep showing me their crypto holdings for some reason, there's like a red squiggle and everything. I don't really get it

2024-08-04 06:38:09

the brits are so weird man. sad people. when people start burning shit down, I agree you gotta put them in the slammer unless you wanna turn into ameriturdistan but all the news is like "we have to wipe these scum off the face of the earth" and then there's a tiny mention at the bottom of the article that they're mad about a real thing

2024-08-03 22:11:05

dang

2024-08-03 21:49:08

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2024-08-03 21:26:43

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@npub15c7…suze I had an internet friend for a long time and we had like 15 different inside jokes that were just lines from xavier. good times.

2024-08-03 21:22:14

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2024-08-03 19:16:48

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@npub17wr…prsu update: this is one of the silliest things I've seen. I don't mean to shit on a good sporty activity but I'm laughing

2024-08-03 19:11:22

I'm gonna watch some women's boxing of all sports. I know fuck all about boxing but there's a finn in there

2024-07-28 06:57:22

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@npub17wr…prsu absolutely but it's funny when the same people who preach empathy and shit just bulldoze them into the river when the guests come over
I'm just glad we don't have that kind of stuff here, yet. I'm sure the future NATO base will come with a complimentary tent ghetto