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2024-10-06 23:30:56

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don't get too excited tho. The popular vote doesn't necessarily translate to the electoral vote.

2024-09-19 18:40:31

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we've been supercharging air rifles by jamming vaseline in the pallets cup/stabilizer or whatever you call it. The shit really works! 🤣

2024-09-19 18:32:40

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I wonder if I can still buy carbide somewhere... I remember that was pretty cool shit when I was kid. An empty paint can with a pinhole, a chunk of carbide, some spit... 🤣

2024-09-19 16:27:50

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officer recoil

2024-09-14 18:03:27

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man, they want to subdue you just like them kikes. The only difference is that the kikes were given the opportunity.

2024-09-14 17:56:52

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semite is a semite, ya know. That's why I refuse to take sides in their bullshit tribal warfare. Till someone proposes nuking the entire middle east, that is 😂

2024-09-14 16:14:04

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well, I suppose. But when it's two women doing people's nails and shit, and the one owning the joint and paying for everything makes less than the employee.... Ya know ;)

2024-09-14 15:57:31

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my aunt was in a similar situation like a decade ago. She was running a small esthetics studio. You know, nails, makeup and all that useless bullshit. The effect was that she just fired the chick that was working for her, because keeping an employee that makes more than you makes no fuckin' economic sense whatsoever.

2024-09-14 15:49:47

<<Negative European energy prices hit record level>>
And yet they keep sending me bills, and they keep getting larger. How the F does that work? It's one of those "don't believe your lying eyes" sort of things? 🤔🤔🤔
https://www.ft.com/content/1f94d0b4-c839-40a2-9c8d-782c00384154

2024-09-10 11:55:01

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that's only because you don't live in Italy where pepper spray is illegal, because reasons, but spices you can have 🤣

2024-09-04 09:16:13

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2024-09-03 11:54:49

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maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. Personally I can't tell since I can't read his mind. But then, who cares? People with too much money want to spend their disposable income for bullshit, more power to them and to whomever provides the shit they're buying. Of course it does suck ass that the governments subsidize this nonsense with my tax rupees, but if it wasn't this, it would be some other nonsense, so all in all... 🤔😉

2024-09-02 19:47:57

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they should only be allowed to speak as indigenous people if they live in tips, chop wood with flint axes and go to a shaman instead of a hospital when they break a leg or something. Just saying.

2024-08-22 15:19:41

Do you know why Jews can eat hamburgers but cheeseburgers are a no-no for them?
I'll tell you why. That's because when your god is so retarded that you need to wear a special hat in order for him to know you're one of his people, he'll naturally make up retarded rules, that's why!

2024-08-22 08:29:14

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actually, I don't use much olive oil. I only eat it in salads, and salads is something I eat like once a month, so....
But I do have favorite olive oil. Not really a brand, but the type: cold pressed and unrefined. You know, the murky stuff.
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2024-08-17 20:15:28

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you know, it's one of those shows that I consider so damn good that I'm reluctant to recommend watching it. It will just cause pain when it's over 😉🤣

2024-08-17 19:17:26

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brace for ticktock dances!

2024-08-17 19:13:49

Of course monkey pox is not just a gay thing. It's also sex tourist thing and African zoophiliac thing. Gotta be all inclusive on this one.
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2024-08-17 17:52:00

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I'm not seeing anything like that on my end, so I can't tell for certain, but I suspect it has something to do with cookie settings. You see, in order to stay logged in, your browser needs to at the very least retain section cookies. Maybe you have some "incognito" mode enabled, or something

2024-08-17 17:44:46

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the android app? iPhone app? Web interface?...
If you want an answer or an advice, you kinda have to do more than just whining, you know 😂

2024-08-15 18:31:50

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and don't you dare making memes about it or else! 😂

2024-08-15 18:23:25

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oh absolutely. They even make dedicated android devices for emulating retro (and not so retro) games.
Check this sucker out!
https://www.goretroid.com/products/retroid-pocket-4-handheld

2024-08-15 18:03:25

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well, I'm definitely not getting switch. But I hear that emulators do pretty decent job with botw

2024-08-15 18:00:36

Hey is there a Zelda-like game for windows that's actually worth playing?

2024-08-15 17:34:22

3 more bloomed!
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2024-07-31 13:00:19

Aljazeera: <<Harris wipes out Trump’s lead in polls of US presidential race>>
Im not sure how reliable those polls are, but if they are even remotely right and the media continues to successfully brainwash Americans, the bitch might actually win. Scarry thought, huh?...
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/7/31/harris-narrows-gap-with-trump-in-us-national-battleground-state-polls

2024-07-10 12:06:58

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beat yourself not over this. It's just a membrane keyboard, anyways ;)

2024-07-10 11:24:01

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speaking of being onto something... If you were to start selling chicken breasts as dinosaur steaks..... I mean, it is technically true, so it's not like anyone can sue you.... 🤔😂

2024-07-10 11:18:20

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oh yeah they're absolutely fake. Dinosaurs got stoned with that space rock thing, after all.
And why do you think they imposed all those fuckin' COVID lockdowns and shit if not to keep you from seeing how they change the batteries in "birds"? 😉

2024-07-10 11:14:13

Hey did you folks know that birds are technically reptiles? Mind blown, huh? 😂
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur

2024-07-10 10:34:45

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when my dog was in the state Brandon is now I had it put down. Just saying. Not culling this one is just cruel at this point

2024-07-09 18:37:16

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I wonder who's kamala's VP would be. 🤔

2024-07-08 20:58:30

True lol
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2024-07-08 20:57:25

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2024-07-08 07:41:35

<<Walkie talkie made by Chinese firm link militants across groups>>
You better not be running in India with a cheap walkie talkie lol
https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/walkie-talkie-made-by-chinese-firm-link-militants-across-groups-101720378379792.html

2024-07-07 20:09:37

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it's tradition in France. After all that's the national that invented Bolshevik revolution even before Bolshevik was even a word 😂

2024-07-07 08:41:48

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oh i bet ya it will be. Everything's successful in the people's republic of china. Or else 😂

2024-07-06 14:00:46

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2024-07-06 09:31:02

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probably because this particular generation is fuckin' useless, has little to non useful skills, and so they have nothing to negotiate with. But like I've said, I'm a known bigot and stuff, so don't listen to me 😂

2024-07-06 09:25:47

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guess I'm a bigot, or something, because the first thing I've noticed there was a 25 year old individual with ongoing medical expenses that also happens to be capable of having two jobs. How the hell does that even work? Normal people at that age see a doctor like once every 5 years tops, short of emergencies like broken leg or something

2024-07-06 08:15:12

Hey when did Amazon change it's 30 day return policy to 14 days? Or maybe I'm just hitting exceptions.... 🤔

2024-07-05 19:11:58

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as much as it pains me to say this, sudo comes as default even with debian these days.... Oh well 😂

2024-07-05 18:41:59

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Ubuntu is kinda offensive to me mostly because it's, like, you won't have root account so you won't poke your eye out, or something something. Sure you can enable it and all, but what's the deal there? 😂

2024-07-05 18:23:40

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well, I don't particularly hate them either. It's just that they pack Ubuntu with like a ton and a half of shit that I have no use for. Personally, I prefer to just install packages I want

2024-07-05 18:19:50

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now try debian. You don't need any of that shit from canonical ;)

2024-07-04 15:14:01

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damn! But I bet ya it was just attempted horseplay 😂
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2024-07-04 14:24:09

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what she needs is one of those turbans! I mean, shit! It's like she's not even trying!
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2024-07-04 10:41:57

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damn! Now that was a good call! And it's actually cheaper even with 20 bucks shipping fee!

2024-07-04 10:27:26

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should be a good call. You'd think that'd work. But it's only giving me some weird ass chinesium 😂

2024-07-04 10:24:10

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and the most frustrating thing is that what I actually got is 20 euros less than US ANSI layout. Fuckin' Amazon.
Oh well, I'll have the wife ship it back this afternoon and I'll hope for the best the next time around.

2024-07-04 10:19:08

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also what I supposedly bought off Amazon :/
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2024-07-04 09:47:30

Does that look to you guys like US layout? Figured I'll ask you experts to make sure before I'll start raising hell, just in case I'm suffering from heat stroke, or something.
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2024-07-02 07:29:03

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frankly, I can't imagine anyone enjoying mowing the lawn.

2024-07-01 20:01:36

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you absolutely can! A dude I know actually raises "wild" boar in the woods he owns. Nother the double quotes. But that's a shit ton of woods that he has, so there's that 🤣

2024-07-01 18:49:31

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all true. But the problem is that I don't really have arable land. I have a nice chunk, but it's all pretty much forest so growing food other than mushrooms would be an issue, not to mention that since it's rather steep slope, tilling it would be a pain. But if it gets real bad and the boar in the woods starts to run out, I can always start breeding rabbits. They don't taste as good as roasted pork, but they'll eat just about anything, they breed like, you know, rabbits.... 🤣

2024-07-01 18:30:29

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you're better than me. I mean, I have 200 gb worth of ebooks backed up, I have a cave and about a month worth of food for the family (prolly with some rationing, but still), but no real food garden nor livestock. I can hunt though 🤣

2024-07-01 07:26:54

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they look real proud of something, i just can't figure out of what

2024-06-30 08:32:04

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At least you don't have to share your birthday party with Mussolini because it happens to be just one day away!

2024-06-30 08:25:49

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2024-06-30 08:18:46

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well great! Now you'll have to endure this shit all over again!

2024-06-29 17:49:25

<<North Korea executed man for listening to K-pop, report from defectors shows>>
They make is sound like that's a bad thing...
https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/28/north-korea-execution-man-k-pop-human-rights-report

2024-06-29 16:53:15

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I hear that Hillary is writing acceptance speech and Joe's suicide letter as we speak!

2024-06-29 16:52:21

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that's only because he can't remember instructions lol

2024-06-29 16:49:40

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they won't let him. They'll hire a necromancer if necessary just so Kamala doesn't get the office 🤣

2024-06-29 16:46:56

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they'll prolly still run him thou 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2024-06-29 08:54:53

<<BOEING SAYS THAT THE "ASTRONAUTS ARE NOT STRANDED" WHILE THE ASTRONAUTS REMAIN STRANDED>>
🤣
https://futurism.com/the-byte/boeing-starliner-astronauts-stranded

2024-06-29 07:09:12

<<US launches satellite to better prepare for space weather>>
I bet ya they'll find global warming in space!
https://phys.org/news/2024-06-satellite-space-weather.html

2024-06-28 20:06:12

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how's that not animal abuse?.... I mean, I hate them cats just like anyone, but still! 🤣

2024-06-28 16:18:29

This "debate" was a farce. I mean, c'mon. Pitting a pro troll against a potato..... Just wrong, man....

2024-06-28 13:31:24

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so, basically.... You're praying for a flux capacitor so we can go back to the 80's-ish? 😂

2024-06-28 12:40:29

No joke thread. Seriously.
I need a replacement dog. Gotta be too big for the wife to keep it in the bed at night, but it can't be a husky or anything along those lines, because it's kinda too hot for those to live outside here in Italy. Suggestions?

2024-06-28 12:21:54

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as far as crow's concerned everything is either family or potential food, so.... 😂

2024-06-28 12:19:20

Hey, I was thinking.... If you identify yourself as a shem but I identify you as a zim/zir and I'll refer to you as a zim-zir, am I still misgendering you? I mean, it's supposed to be about personal perception and nothing more, but still.... Fuck! It's so confusing. I'm too old for that rainbow shit!

2024-06-28 11:53:25

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yeah, that's respectable, kinda... 😂

2024-06-28 09:17:04

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I just hope this crow doesn't make my ass look fat

2024-06-28 08:59:14

Adopt a crow, they said. It will be fun, they said...
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2024-06-28 07:39:57

<<Most pristine trilobite fossils ever found shake up scientific understanding of the long extinct group>>
Very cool. Definitely interesting. But ultimately..... Why are we paying for this, again? I mean, it's somebody's hobby, possibly even a passion, somebody will write a paper or five, get a PhD, but.... What do we get out of that as a society?... 🤔
https://phys.org/news/2024-06-pristine-trilobite-fossils-scientific-extinct.html

2024-06-27 18:37:51

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apparently so. Damn!

2024-06-27 18:28:41

Germany demands new citizens accept Israel’s right to exist
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@npub1esl…ytge I thought you're just cracking a German joke lol
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/06/27/europe/german-citizens-israel-right-to-exist-intl/index.html

2024-06-27 09:25:08

<<FIRST NEURALINK PATIENT SAYS IMPLANT HAS GIVEN HIM INCREDIBLE GAMING SKILLS>>
Now that's how you sell them brain chips! 😂
https://futurism.com/neoscope/first-neuralink-patient-gaming-skills

2024-06-26 19:53:52

I'm not normally interested in dudes' junks, but I kinda need to know this one.... is Curry circumscribed? 🤔

2024-06-26 19:43:34

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probably so. But look at the bright side: you guys are still better off than we Italians. We don't even get to vote for neither prime minister nor the president. We only vote for the Parliament stooges who elect the president and then the president nominates the prime minister. Show that for separation of powers lol

2024-06-26 19:36:25

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in all fairness, he kinda was elected. Probably not by the people, but definitely by the electoral college, which apparently is the correct process in rye US, for whatever bizarre reason

2024-06-26 17:48:23

Everyone knows those iconic images of native Americans on horseback. But how many people know that them "indians" don't even know what horse is before the Spanish brought them from Europe? 🤔

2024-06-26 17:27:35

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there have been attacks, but that's rare. They're only really aggressive when you either corner them or you don't back off the moment you see them, and Romans had the time to learn the rules 😂

2024-06-26 17:09:00

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Rome's garbage disposal service apparently is on permanent strike for the past 20 years. Fortunately the wild boar clean some of that shit up lol
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2024-06-26 16:51:11

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to be honest, most large cities in Italy are basically huge dumpsters. Once you get the fuck out of those places it really isn't bad at all. Never fall for the brochures ;)

2024-06-26 16:46:00

Explain this, @npub1hh6…te6q ! 😂
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2024-06-26 16:29:18

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if I was to be objective I'd click Italy, because objectively speaking it's the shittiest country on the list, but since I'm Italian.... France it is lol

2024-06-26 14:50:57

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what does it mean "draftable women"?...
Did the US really got so bad that forcing women to fight wars is on the table? 🤔

2024-06-25 07:03:23

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tusk isn't the executive in Poland

2024-06-25 07:01:36

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not gonna happen. Poland sure won't sign off on that.
Also the fact that it's even on the table kinda tells you how "democratic" the EU is, doesn't it. We don't like your views so you can't vote kinda nonsense

2024-06-24 19:21:43

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well, it's "leave no man behind", not "leave no woman behind", so technically.... 😂

2024-06-24 18:56:56

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fuckin' Nazis!

2024-06-24 18:47:24

Check this shit out: Biden's antisemite now! 😂
<<Netanyahu defends decision to go public with complaint about US weapons supplies>>
"Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu this week said the US was "withholding weapons" prompting pushback from the Biden administration"
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/06/23/middleeast/netanyahu-israel-us-weapons-spat-intl/index.html

2024-06-23 19:05:08

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it did hit the rock bottom some time ago. Now they're drilling for oil or something

2024-06-22 20:40:54

What if I told you that the life on this planet (both flora and fauna) was most lush when the average temperature was significantly higher than it is today?

2024-06-22 17:39:10

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those are garter snakes, not vipers. And they're actually pretty darn cool. Had one as a pet when I was a teen ;)

2024-06-19 18:04:04

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we only need fried chicken and we're all done lol

2024-06-19 18:00:04

Happy Juneteenth, folks!
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