J.T. Woodhouse

Writing on and off the chain #Bitcoin

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2024-09-05 22:16:22

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Thanks for the recommendation. This looks quite helpful.

2024-09-04 13:50:44

Nostr is censorship resistant because we only talk about Nostr. What else is there to censor?

2024-09-02 01:48:48

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Astute comparison and similar in nature. It goes on to explain the women's side as well.

2024-09-02 01:34:21

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No unfinished business? 👻

2024-08-29 10:52:31

GM. If you have someone in your life who loves you, that is worth more than all the bitcoin in the world.

2024-08-29 01:49:46

The Nostr scaling argument is funny. Just two weeks ago, people were saying Nostr was dead from too much bitcoin content.
Which is it, dead or alive? I guess we'll have to settle for Schrödinger's protocol for now.

2024-08-28 22:17:32

This is an informative video on how the two major parties are changing. They're breaking down strongly across gender lines.
It also helps explain why many people say dating is hard nowadays.
https://youtu.be/TP7V-r4A1rU

2024-08-26 12:20:17

GM. It'll be a good day if we decide it is.

2024-08-25 13:25:34

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My inner troll and outer troll are also on a similar track to parity.

2024-08-24 15:06:11

This is like a deleted scene from Pretty Woman.
#nevent1q…8ew2

2024-08-23 12:40:48

Do you know how to save democracy? I sure as hell don't.
What if 2024 is just another election?
Let democracy go.
https://www.jtwoodhouse.com/let-democracy-go/

2024-08-23 02:07:21

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Wow, that's higher than I thought the hash was on those.

2024-08-23 01:33:18

Gonna post something tomorrow morning that triggers the entire world.
Sleep well, friends 😉

2024-08-22 15:26:24

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Free entertainment is free entertainment 😅

2024-08-21 01:29:20

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A legend, that's who

2024-08-20 11:15:32

GM. Wanna know what I'm bullish on? The Carolina Panthers.
They're absolute dead last in the preseason #NFL rankings. As they rightfully should be. I've kept up with this team since I was a kid, which is a nice way of saying I volunteered as tribute.
I was there when they choked before the almighty Tom Brady, the infamous Von Miller strip-sack, and the latest attempt to rebuild a roster like the woefully indebted economy of Japan. It's been must-watch TV for fans and therapists alike!
I'm proud to say they've finally hit rock bottom. They might even stay there, who knows? What is dead will never die. Bears get fucked.
https://image.nostr.build/a06602a48d76789ee6a8e0e87f062cc4f90109fe2f532b8abfe04a469e831c2c.jpg

2024-08-20 01:17:38

Just found out Malcolm Holcombe passed away a while back.
Not many of you will know who that is. Malcolm was a humble guy and never made it big, but he had one of the most unique voices I’ve ever heard.
If you’ve ever wanted to hear someone put their heart and soul into a song, listen right here. #tunestr
https://youtu.be/2yTO--gGgBo

2024-08-19 22:19:57

You are not the worst thing you ever did.
You are not the best thing you ever did.
You absolutely are your #bitcoin balance. Make sure you own that shit.

2024-08-19 01:59:01

Stardew Valley is good for the soul. First time I've thought of a video game as restorative.

2024-08-17 23:40:37

Just saw Inside Out 2. Highly recommend. It's hilarious, heartfelt, and maybe even better than the first.

2024-08-17 15:21:37

"Our first teacher is our own heart."
- Cheyenne Proverb

2024-08-17 00:55:23

Even the machine can't spin it.
https://image.nostr.build/b1d2152f905d53d8c4e1f7850e39d3d30f175d510c5225c701a789ea41f8adb5.jpg

2024-08-13 11:23:01

Babies are wild, man. It's crazy to see the future staring you back in the face.

2024-08-13 02:57:16

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Welcome to politics, I guess?

2024-08-12 21:56:44

Wow, now even God himself is escalating this conflict.
#nevent1q…ck2e

2024-08-12 20:21:46

Gonna tell my kids Steve Jobs was this guy. https://image.nostr.build/6f1fd94c96153fcc83ef27c857b0750af22314baf21e712334dda21326a32289.jpg
#nevent1q…mfh7

2024-08-12 18:55:47

At some point, we gotta stop having bitcoin conferences. It's terrible for the price!
All the plebs living on a bitcoin standard gotta sell corn to cover the cost of flights, hotels, thirst traps, and contraband. We need to lower our time preference.

2024-08-09 02:35:26

"Don't you know they're talkin' about a revolution? It sounds like a whisper."
— Tracy Chapman

2024-08-08 18:01:37

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Nostr Bazaar. Hell yes.

2024-08-08 17:57:04

If you think Hurricane Debby is bad, just wait til we get Hurricane Karen.

2024-08-07 14:02:01

The people I told to go fuck themselves don't wanna pay me money anymore so I'm going to change that by suing them.

2024-08-07 13:52:17

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Dumpster fire gets hotter

2024-08-04 20:16:52

Yo WWIII is gonna be so lit

2024-08-02 22:38:40

They haven't made shitposting an Olympic sport yet?

2024-08-02 02:38:34

Orange-pilling someone is the closest you can get to turning someone into a vampire.

2024-08-01 23:58:48

Is there a Nostr client that doesn't have reactions? I'm intrigued by the idea of a simplified RSS-like experience.

2024-07-31 02:54:08

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Of all the words that can be uttered as insults, seriously, "weird" is the one that got under people's skins?

2024-07-29 22:54:56

Bitcoin: Be your own bank.
Nostr: Be your own algorithm.
#nevent1q…t2ns
#nevent1q…t2ns

2024-07-29 00:56:14

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It's very hard to make bitcoin-related edits on Wikipedia. That whole site is guarded by nocoiner trolls.

2024-07-28 16:01:03

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A network protocol doesn't have an ethos.

2024-07-28 15:25:44

People bringing up crypto at a bitcoin conference aren't that different from people bringing up Nostr at a bitcoin conference.
Bitcoin has no knowledge of either of them and people with overlapping interests are into bitcoin. This is a good thing.
Bitcoin is for everyone. Step out of Plato's cave. It's nice up here.

2024-07-27 21:44:22

Bitcoin could be worth $100 million and the world's reserve currency.
People would still complain about the word "crypto."
It's funny how fragile people's pride is.

2024-07-27 18:13:45

Shoutout to all the bitcoiners gathering around to kiss the ring.
Satoshi would be so proud.

2024-07-27 13:22:59

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Howdy!

2024-07-26 13:24:05

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"And Grandpa got fucking jacked."

2024-07-24 20:15:49

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Proton did make E2E encryption mainstream.

2024-07-24 18:36:57

Just once in my life, I'd like to see an environmental impact report of every bank skyscraper and private jet.

2024-07-24 12:47:37

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I love it when people post photos of their libraries and collections. I learn of so many titles that way.

2024-07-24 10:59:05

Read books. Train the AI model in your head.

2024-07-24 01:23:12

The Wild West era of #bitcoin is ending.
Thankfully, we have #Nostr now so we know where the next frontier is.
#nevent1q…k3kc

2024-07-24 00:28:04

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Congrats on an incredible run that did bitcoin and bitcoiners a lot of good.

2024-07-23 21:24:18

If Kamala Harris is actually speaking at the Bitcoin conference, I hope to God someone got her up to speed on the context.

2024-07-23 00:50:27

When the price goes up, you hold the keys.
When the price goes down, the keys hold you.
#Bitcoin

2024-07-21 23:52:07

So I guess everyone ridin' with Biden is now embarrassed with Harris?
😉

2024-07-21 22:52:07

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I agree with that. You could argue that was the whole outsider schtick.
IMO it's hard to campaign that someone is incapable of doing the job when they're already in office.

2024-07-21 22:44:34

Republicans calling for Biden to resign are doing themselves a disservice.
You really wanna give Harris four months to seem presidential before the election?

2024-07-21 21:15:38

Well, this aged poorly.
#nevent1q…02rv

2024-07-21 00:47:29

The hard part about getting somebody like Biden to drop out is you gotta convince him Harris can do meaningfully better against Trump.
If she can't, and that seems to be the case right now, you might as well let the old man go out guns blazing.

2024-07-20 18:10:25

If you've never been to a #bitcoin conference, here's an introduction to the characters you'll meet.
https://www.jtwoodhouse.com/seven-people-you-meet-in-bitcoin-miami/

2024-07-18 02:30:46

"Dude, you've gotten weird since you got into crypto."
"You mean bitcoin."
"Huh?"
"You mean bitcoin. Don't you dare mention crypto in my presence. Never speak that word again."
"Anyway, like I said..."

2024-07-17 17:26:53

Calling all Keynesians
#nevent1q…na2q

2024-07-16 22:26:25

Trump missing a fucking headshot by an inch because of divine intervention confirms we are in the most entertaining timeline.
I'm gonna need a lot more bitcoin.

2024-07-14 13:42:10

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Chop wood, carry water. Before and after the revolution.

2024-07-13 02:05:28

I vibe with every bit of this. Going from iPhone to Android, specifically Graphene, is curbing my phone addiction. It's like a juice cleanse for the mind.
https://world.hey.com/dhh/living-with-linux-and-android-after-two-decades-of-apple-4f730084

2024-07-11 00:36:44

It’s funny to imagine them saying this in unison. #note1dnl…tngk

2024-07-06 23:37:36

Learn the old ways. They will prove relevant again.

2024-07-04 14:55:10

It feels good knowing even the 58k gang is crying now.

2024-07-03 15:13:47

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I'm afraid it's too late for me. I've already learned to drink it even when it's cooled down like a psychopath.

2024-07-03 01:42:35

They're having to come up with a new excuse every 30 minutes.
#nevent1q…x634

2024-07-01 15:51:53

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Sometimes, I imagine Satoshi was the man standing in front of the tank.

2024-06-30 14:06:21

Remember, kids. If you lose an election in a landslide, it’s not because your positions are cringe. It’s because we’ve lost our democracy.

2024-06-28 00:57:42

If we’re gonna watch old men fight, we could have at least invited Mike Tyson.

2024-06-27 18:13:49

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Word.

2024-06-26 12:02:29

It’s the lede of this article for me 🤌
https://amp.theguardian.com/business/article/2024/jun/26/boeing-starliner-astronauts

2024-06-26 01:20:24

Miniature fractal revolutions are the future. Down with the monoculture.

2024-06-20 12:42:45

Doom is not a strategy
Sharing fake news about the dollar won’t help bitcoin stand on its own.
https://www.jtwoodhouse.com/doom-is-not-a-strategy

2024-06-18 14:21:49

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Come to think of it, can you send a hard copy of the privacy 101 book to my secret drop location? I’m having trouble reading it with my Tails laptop inside my Faraday cage.

2024-06-12 19:01:52

I hope Trump loves bitcoin a little longer than he loved Stormy Daniels.

2024-06-11 16:01:36

The more I ponder our future with AI, the more I come back to this question:
Are we human or are we dancer?

2024-06-11 12:46:04

Folks, we don’t need tweet threads on Nostr. Let the old world die.

2024-06-09 01:39:46

If bitcoin is a religion, it makes sense why we can’t come to an agreement on what it is.

2024-06-06 23:11:34

How many people buy bitcoin and never understand the full power of what they own?
Imagine holding the philosopher’s stone in your hand and thinking it’s just a rock.

2024-06-05 01:10:59

“I’m a Bitcoin Core contributor.”
“Oh, so you’re a developer?”
“No, I run a node and I share my feelings with them.”

2024-05-27 01:32:48

The Saylor - open source dev flame war is some of the dumbest shit I’ve heard in bitcoin in quite a while.
Billionaire doesn’t want people messing around with his investment.
More news at 11.

2024-05-26 01:10:57

There is no such thing as going negative fiat.
If you take out USD loans, you’ve created future demand for dollars.
What you resist persists.

2024-05-24 22:22:31

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Just became a dad a few weeks ago and I can vouch for this. I’m a different man now.

2024-05-20 20:43:51

If ETH gets an ETF, we’ll be arguing over whose rock is the coolest until we die.

2024-05-12 14:37:16

Civilization doesn’t need to collapse for bitcoin to thrive. It’s time to start planning for that reality.

2024-04-27 01:59:22

LET’S GO BRANDON https://image.nostr.build/85b1b9e0cc72284caefd972e04838c4e5a0edd3e59f650fa8466cc2561370ee3.jpg

2024-04-26 13:42:12

It’s hard to believe but Kesha was ahead of her time with this one:
"Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TikTok on the clock
But the party don't stop, no"
https://youtu.be/iP6XpLQM2Cs?si=zk1iZugLStliOKhh&t=96

2024-04-23 00:28:16

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Atta boy!

2024-04-22 21:48:39

I’d have so much more bitcoin if I didn’t buy books all the fucking time.
But a personal library is priceless.

2024-04-16 01:50:16

Bitcoin looks like religion to people who have no religion.

2024-04-15 13:49:54

Contrary to popular belief, it’s okay to have some shitty takes.

2024-04-11 15:40:53

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Not sure where you’re based or if there’s Lidl where you’re at, but it’s been a game-changer for me.

2024-04-09 21:22:41

When you start arguing over who is a true bitcoiner, it’s a sign you need to touch grass.

2024-04-02 01:47:17

I respect the hell out of old furniture. They cared back then. They cared a lot. You can feel it.

2024-03-25 14:00:01

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The key is having the ability and freedom to make an impact.
If you just stack pressure on a person and they don’t feel like they have any control over the situation, they will inevitably burn out. I’ve seen and felt this myself.

2024-03-11 23:02:43

It’s wild how #bitcoin is making new highs before the halving.
It still feels like I’m only talking to the same 20 people.

2024-02-23 01:43:19

Millennial’s razor: I heard it on a podcast therefore it must be true.