CrustyB

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2025-04-12 03:00:21

The real reason people spend money on 3D printers.
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2025-04-11 20:52:53

How toothpaste is made.
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2025-04-10 01:05:32

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I'm assuming @judgedread@poa.st is ineligible because he's too much of a faggot?

2025-04-09 19:30:04

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Did I win A BRAND NEW CAR?

2025-04-09 19:28:39

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Wet.

2025-04-06 14:17:37

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OK, Pinky Tuscadero, whatever you say.

2025-04-06 13:55:59

I can tell who's old around here by who gets my jokes.

2025-04-06 07:44:03

If you removed the word "y'all" from the English language then most negros wouldn't be able to talk.

2025-04-06 07:37:44

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Hold on, let me look up the liberal new age term for the niche of "man attracted to women."

2025-04-05 14:15:38

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When one rapes my sister I ask, what did I do to cause this?

2025-04-05 14:07:10

Race is just a social construct. We're all exactly the same.
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2025-03-22 02:53:18

Yoo Hoo is just an eggcream, isn't it?

2025-03-18 00:20:18

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It takes Jeff a while to post anything with that mask on his keyboard.

2025-03-17 17:28:37

"We need immigrants" is circular argument.
"They work a lot in food service. We need them or we won't have as much food!"
Why do we need so much food?
"Because of the size of the population."
Why is the population as large as it is?
"Because of all the illegal immigrants."
OK, so send the taco folders back to their sand villages and we'll have less people to feed. Problem solved.

2025-03-15 14:13:31

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2025-03-15 13:07:05

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2025-03-14 17:09:54

I read that there's a genre of porn based on Nazis raping Jews in concentration camps. Consumption of this porn is illegal in several countries including Israel.
Guess what country buys the most of it? Israel. When they're not bemoaning the Holocaust they're jerking off to it.

2025-03-11 14:17:50

Being a bouncer in a morgue is more hectic than you'd like to believe.

2025-03-10 16:46:15

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They don't fart either. The dog always did it.

2025-03-09 02:31:09

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If you were a teenage boy in the 1970s and you didn't crank one out to Agnetha then you weren't a teenage boy in the 1970s.

2025-03-07 23:13:58

Elon: We're wasting $1,400 a year watering each plant in the VA.
Trump: That's bad. Cancel it.
Democrats: TRUMP CUTS VETERANS' HEALTHCARE!
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/03/07/doge-va-cancels-56000-contract-water-8-potted-plants/

2025-03-07 16:15:15

Internet trivia: "LOL" is a acronym. It stands for "I am a huge faggot who needs the world to know that I'm laughing aloud right now like it's important or something."

2025-03-04 18:03:53

People say that I'm repetitive, that I repeat things, that I say the same thing over and over and over, that I'm repetitive, and that I repeat things.

2025-03-03 16:52:02

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JFK Jr. wrote a book about Dr. Fauci before he died in 1999?

2025-03-01 18:24:51

Ankles. They're like wrists for feet.

2025-02-28 04:06:09

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Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three are too many.

2025-02-27 15:49:42

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I saw a nigger with a swastika tattoo on his face downtown once. I had a little respect for that one.

2025-02-26 21:11:46

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I had an insult war with Keith on Twitter a couple of times. That guy's terrible at comebacks. No wonder he never debates anyone and just addresses the dorky 18 year old hippies who actually follow him.

2025-02-20 13:33:45

Babies in cages is wrong but infanticide is a human right.
Racism is wrong but white people are terrible.
Sexism is wrong but men are toxic.
Appointing a committee to investigate fraud is wrong but committing fraud is OK.
Hating jews is antisemitism but hating Christians is activism.
The 2016 election was hacked by Russia but 2020 was secure because our guy won.
Putting Bibles in classrooms is indoctrination but removing pornography from schools is censorship.
The leftist mind is hideously awful.

2025-02-13 16:38:42

I always laugh when I read "Russia's unprovoked invasion of Ukraine" like Putin was just sitting there and said "Oh look, a country, I think I'll invade for no reason whatsoever."

2025-02-13 03:56:01

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During the 1920s blacks had the same legitimacy rate as whites in the same income bracket. From that point forward they gradually became promiscuous bastard squirters.
Whites had a sudden big spike of illegitimacy in the 1960s with the sexual revolution.
But the bottom in line is darkies have indiscriminate breeding habits. When someone else is paying for your obnoxiously large family then the sky's the limit.

2025-02-12 20:58:27

There's a small fraction of people in America who commit 60% of the homicides, have a 75% illegitimacy rate, a 40% illiteracy rate, are two standard IQ deviations below white people, and they're always complaining. What should we do with them?
USA: I dunno, give them their own history month, two holidays, preferred hiring and academic entrance, and toss huge gobs of money at them?

2025-02-06 02:50:45

I'm forming a support group for the lactose tolerant. Who's with me.

2025-02-03 19:07:17

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There was a famous nostalgia shop in town that closed down recently. When they were throwing stuff away I grabbed a dusty old Taco Bell Chihuahua dog as a souvenir.

2025-01-30 13:26:05

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2025-01-30 13:09:21

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2025-01-27 15:48:20

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The Debbie Downers who are crying because of the low numbers of people deported in under a week need to be mindful of illegals who self-deport and the non-illegals who will go with them out of fear or to be with their family.

2025-01-24 15:31:39

Why are brown people upset that meritocracy is now the law of the land instead of DEI favoritism? They believe that they're the supreme super-beings of planet earth so that should make them the most qualified. Amirite?

2025-01-23 16:39:01

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Did she have them put in or taken out?

2025-01-22 18:14:10

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Oooh ooh aah aah vs Seig Heil

2025-01-20 15:06:01

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"Are you triggered?" is the weakest come back in the world. If I wanted come back I'd scrape it off her chin.

2025-01-14 13:57:28

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Gee, just because negroes are 75% of the criminals she processes every day.

2025-01-14 02:57:27

At what point in American history did "accused" become equal to "guilty?"

2025-01-13 15:53:36

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She looks like AI had a wet dream about Audrey Hepburn.

2025-01-11 15:54:05

I get the feeling "Nosferatu" was secretly about a jew.
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2025-01-03 02:03:00

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2025-01-01 00:23:59

Have we talked about that ridiculous accent Indians talk with or are we still on their stink?

2025-01-01 00:08:23

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I'll rent your old unit. I've always wanted a kitchen floor covered in spit.

2024-12-29 12:14:53

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Forgive my horrid blasphemy.

2024-12-29 12:10:17

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I hope you don't mind that I used this video to reply to a hippy on Bluesky.

2024-12-24 04:07:19

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2024-12-14 22:38:38

Your revolution is over, liberals. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, liberals?
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2024-12-10 03:57:48

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What was the last thing to go through Cobain's mind? Probably his teeth.

2024-12-10 03:49:21

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In Islam being queer isn't forbidden but being naked in front of another man is.

2024-12-09 19:19:43

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If you turn her photo sideways it looks like an autopsy photo.
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2024-12-08 01:48:11

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2024-12-06 21:08:39

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2024-12-06 04:11:54

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2024-12-05 15:43:09

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Not that I've seen. I know the jury needed to review some testimony which makes me nervous but I think they did the same thing in the Rittenhouse case.

2024-12-05 15:35:44

"A jury is currently deliberating on whether to convict Daniel Penny with manslaughter for the caught-on-tape vigilante violence — a decision that poses the potential of effectively legalizing the killing of disadvantaged people in NYC, taking us back to a very dark era."
Bluesky hippies are deranged beyond all description.

2024-12-04 16:08:58

Being against trash is antisemitism.
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2024-12-02 21:13:41

Me: We should repeal the 19th Amendment.
Woman: Why??
Me: "The View" has been on the air for 28 years.
Woman: OK you have a point.

2024-11-25 19:09:04

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I like it when people parenthetically add their own material in an attempt to prove something.
"The Bible says that the Pharisees (people who play 'Rainbow Six') shall not inherit the earth."

2024-11-21 19:34:57

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Bonus: Yvonne was a hardcore Republican.

2024-11-21 17:07:01

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That guy was in my neighborhood once. But he didn't pick me.

2024-11-20 21:15:36

"Behold, Tiberious! We have erected marble baths which use water from the mighty Roman aqueducts!"
"Truly marvelous! Perhaps some day negroes will come show us how to sit in them."
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2024-11-15 20:10:10

I don't like soup. Too much water.

2024-11-12 14:15:03

"The Debbie Downers," next on Fedi.

2024-11-07 20:33:12

I once posed for a photo with Jeffrey Epstein, that makes me a pedophile.