🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘

I will put my trunk on your junk!

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Humpleupagus@eveningzoo-club.mostr.pub

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2025-01-22 00:49:02

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I know a guy who once ate at a BBQ joint. He turned black two weeks later. 😏

2025-01-05 06:16:35

Fun Fact: In many states it's illegal to fuck a live hooker, but not a dead one. 😏
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2025-01-05 02:59:51

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😏
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/sep/04/necrophilia-laws-massachusetts-loophole-aaron-vega
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2025-01-02 06:33:03

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You're not alone. 😏

2025-01-02 06:30:43

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No.

2025-01-02 02:24:10

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OP literally lives in Japan. He's not even an American. Everything he knows about American race relations, he learned on YouTube.

2024-12-31 21:31:08

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I gave him a penis. You can't stop a real artist! 😤
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2024-12-26 22:17:48

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I know nothing about iPhones. I've dealt with android quite a bit though. 😒

2024-12-26 19:55:31

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Also, there could be file permissions issues on the directory. Try uploading a file from a general directory, like downloads.

2024-12-26 19:47:15

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It might not be the browser, it could be the file explorer. Try uploading the file vs uploading from an app, like gallery, vs a different file explorer like mix.

2024-12-25 06:38:19

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I live in California. 😒

2024-12-23 03:01:50

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That's not what I said. 😤

2024-12-23 02:58:17

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I got a snake you could charm. 😏

2024-12-20 15:48:40

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And people say that niggers never got lynched. 😒

2024-12-19 14:46:52

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Show us your tits. 🤨

2024-12-19 05:34:06

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If it's a free country, why do I have to pay to have my testicles waxed? 😒

2024-12-13 00:28:14

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A few gallons of elephant cum will do that to a woman.

2024-12-12 11:40:20

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So ssh-keygen is out in whole? 🤔

2024-12-08 00:05:46

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I dunno. I'd always check though.

2024-12-07 14:09:51

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Like I listen to women. 😤

2024-12-07 14:01:57

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2024-12-07 13:56:53

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Tell that to the faggots. If this offends you or then, then my software isn't politics free. 😏

2024-11-30 02:32:32

I just discovered that it is illegal to possess a slingshot in California. 😒
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2024-11-16 03:34:05

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This Donkey ass feels like a woman. 😏

2024-11-16 02:42:27

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Nothing a little butter couldn't fix.

2024-11-16 02:41:35

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I once had a hooker so hot that I could eat the crabs right off of her pussy. 😏

2024-11-16 02:40:24

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You have hookers too? 🤔

2024-11-13 23:59:12

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Owl is so fat she that her boyfriend's black. 😒

2024-11-07 09:42:18

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Can I reenact it though? 😏

2024-11-03 13:32:22

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It's happening.

2024-11-03 13:31:44

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But lit.

2024-11-02 05:56:39

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Aren't they both Jacks? Jack Murphy was the cuck boy if I recall.

2024-11-02 05:54:07

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Never mind, you that guy from Twitter. All you faggots look the same to me. 😒

2024-11-02 05:53:13

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Aren't you that guy who cucks his wife out and made an amateur porn where you stick a dildo in your bum?
https://eveningzoo.club/media/d54985d4c913a6233f038e660cf87557cc9965dae03d9fd8fafd97e549948895.jpg

2024-10-26 23:05:55

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And wait until she finds out that Columbus wasn't Italian.
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2024-10-26 23:03:35

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40% of the plantations in Brazil were owned by Jews. But she doesn't know this.

2024-10-26 22:43:06

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Seriously. I never understood why the light skinned jews always thought they were the chosen people. 😒

2024-10-24 04:35:43

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Imagine letting your wife decide when she has sex. SMFH. 😒

2024-10-23 08:08:25

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Like I said, I assume something collateral occurred. Someone knows where the bodies are buried. I assume you don't become the mayor of NYC without kissing a few rings and turning your head to some crime.

2024-10-23 07:56:54

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I don't get the legal admissions, e.g. admitting it's defamation per se. That's wholly different than a factual admission, e.g. I said X and Y. One is a legal conclusion, the other leaves room for argument about what the statements constitute legally.

2024-10-23 07:40:34

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In my career, I've only seen something close to this once. But it didn't go this far. It was basically a wife stating that she would be equally liable to her defendant husband if and only if he was found liable. That's not an admission though. She was really just shifting defense onto her husband.

2024-10-23 07:35:26

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I assume someone got to him collaterally. Told him to sign it for some reason we'll never know. It's inside baseball

2024-10-23 07:28:50

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In litigation, you generally don't make legal admissions. You force the opposing party to discover and present factual matters and make legal argument respecting them. You force them to risk loss and costs in order to facilitate settlement, and especially where you're in the wrong. Where they're coming for everything you own any way, what's the risk of defending? That you may end up owing an extra $10 million in attorneys fees? SMFH.

2024-10-23 07:14:20

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What a retard. 😒

2024-10-22 20:23:13

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I hope he sphens eternity getting ass raped by Satan. 😒

2024-10-13 02:37:46

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As long as they leave the straight cats alone, I don't care.

2024-10-13 02:36:58

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🤔
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2024-10-13 02:29:38

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Fag. 😒

2024-10-13 02:22:15

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*used goods

2024-10-10 05:33:09

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I'm just gonna leave this here.
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2024-10-10 05:11:30

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> Help me! I'm stuck in a taco nigger!

2024-10-10 02:35:57

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Is that you Florida? 🤔

2024-10-10 01:58:27

> Be me.
> Talking to my wife about one of the neighbor ladies.
> Me: Is it just me or does the neighbor lady look a but hefty?
> Wife: Yeah. I think she's a "bored" eater. She eat when she doesn't have anything else to do.
> Me: I don't have that problem. When I'm bored, I just do drugs like a real adult.
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2024-10-07 09:39:32

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I bet 90% of the fedi would answer "no" to this question. 😏

2024-10-07 09:38:09

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DHMO turns the frogs gay.

2024-10-07 07:34:41

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I guess you could say that merely pitching a tent wasn't enough for her. 😏

2024-10-04 08:15:19

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No. I'm not buttcrack brained. I'm not retarded. 🤨

2024-10-04 07:57:46

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They didn't find shit. My brain is as smooth as a baby's butt.

2024-10-04 07:51:51

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I've had two MRIs of my brain. The only real issue was holding still for the ten or fifteen minutes it takes. You can't itch yourself, etc.

2024-10-02 09:26:41

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I'm a Ferrari. Vroom vroom!
Now pay me, sluts.
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2024-10-02 08:50:38

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I'm going to fuck her and then sue her in quantum meruit.

2024-10-02 08:49:38

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> It takes at least two people to have sex.
> Only one is working.
SMFH. 😒

2024-10-02 08:46:48

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If it's sex work, she should pay me to fuck her while she's laying there.
Typical woman, she wants me to do all of the work and then pay her for it. 😒

2024-09-26 00:00:47

Some nutcase keeps calling my office and leaving voice-mail.
When I'm out of the office, my phone forwards to my cell phone.
The most current message, paraphrased:
> Redneck af voice: I called xxx-xxxx and got a voice-mail for yyy-yyyy. I don't appreciate that. I don't appreciate that at all. In fact, I think I'm going to do something about it. Yeah... I'm going to do something about it right now!
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2024-09-24 07:00:43

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I agree, but who made the call and why?

2024-09-24 06:54:19

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You have to have an ADA with the political will to go after the politically connected and a president and AG that won't tell him to drop it.

2024-09-24 06:46:58

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The question is who pulled the trigger and why? This is inside baseball between political factions.

2024-09-18 13:17:36

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Nope. Unfortunately, this is the one domain where I use a windows machine.

2024-09-15 20:57:17

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Sure am, but only because they let me.

2024-09-15 11:09:27

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Save it for IHOP, grandpa. 😒
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2024-09-15 11:07:08

Dear @npub1yhl…45m4 ...
Please help. My wife is oppressing me. After I put the dishes away and folded the clothes, she made me have sex with her. I feel so used.
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2024-09-13 12:40:37

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You'd fuck her dad? 😬

2024-09-13 12:35:52

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Her dad knows. 😏

2024-09-13 11:37:17

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She can't fuck and it shows. 😒

2024-09-12 06:56:30

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> White Supremacy is Jewish.
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2024-09-07 23:04:46

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You're assuming they didn't just make it up. What's "evidence" if it's just "remotely collected digital records"? Just some glownigger who swears it's real.

2024-09-06 01:16:22

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So it's basically illegal to own guns if you have kids.

2024-09-06 01:09:55

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How much does a southern nose cost? 🤔

2024-09-01 17:47:10

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I'm here for the elephant porn.

2024-09-01 05:42:09

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I'm sensitive

2024-08-30 09:56:56

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Imagine dying from a caffeine overdose. Fucking rookies. 😒

2024-08-30 00:52:47

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Being able to change position is a strength. New information is constantly coming in, and position often need reassessment.

2024-08-28 05:57:13

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2024-08-28 05:55:07

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She dindu nuffin

2024-08-26 11:47:44

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I hate women and immigrants for the lolz.

2024-08-26 11:46:27

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Jewish Space Lasers

2024-08-26 02:03:36

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Get to work slave!

2024-08-25 03:39:16

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I said buy it, not repair it, so while your soul may belong to Jesus, your asshole belongs to me. 😏

2024-08-25 03:35:36

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If you break it, you buy it. 😤

2024-08-24 09:20:34

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Just wait until she finds out about operation paperclip. 😏

2024-08-24 04:39:55

This girl gets it. 😏👇
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2024-08-23 21:21:32

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Just don't use the account or take the money.

2024-08-20 09:57:27

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Didn't Prince Harry already do this? 😒

2024-08-20 09:39:51

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If you saw her armpits, you wouldn't sleep either. 😬

2024-08-20 09:34:58

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Anyway... it turns out that I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. 😒

2024-08-20 09:33:59

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She's actually likely French and Spanish. Her family is from Jalisco. It may explain her hairy armpits.

2024-08-20 09:26:01

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Have you been sorting Pixie dust? 🤨
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2024-08-20 08:53:17

There are two types of Hispanics on the fediverse. 😏
@npub16pv…4kmz
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2024-08-20 03:43:24

I found some ethot who's slinging Humpleupagus swag.
She even has a picture of me above her bed, where she masturbates to thought of me, cries, and eats pizza. 😏
https://www.redbubble.com/i/canvas-print/elephant-funny-face-by-danibr0wn/48616713.5Y5V7
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2024-08-18 20:52:08

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I hate how they apologize when before the court, saying things like they're ready to be "re-educated" or to learn why they're opinions are wrong. These guy need to call the judges niggers, etc. I mean, they're not getting any leniency for acting like a bitch.