🐘🐘 Humpleupagusto 🐘🐘

I will put my trunk on your junk!

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2024-11-16 03:34:05

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This Donkey ass feels like a woman. 😏

2024-11-16 02:42:27

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Nothing a little butter couldn't fix.

2024-11-16 02:41:35

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I once had a hooker so hot that I could eat the crabs right off of her pussy. 😏

2024-11-16 02:40:24

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You have hookers too? 🤔

2024-11-02 05:56:39

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Aren't they both Jacks? Jack Murphy was the cuck boy if I recall.

2024-11-02 05:54:07

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Never mind, you that guy from Twitter. All you faggots look the same to me. 😒

2024-11-02 05:53:13

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Aren't you that guy who cucks his wife out and made an amateur porn where you stick a dildo in your bum?
https://eveningzoo.club/media/d54985d4c913a6233f038e660cf87557cc9965dae03d9fd8fafd97e549948895.jpg

2024-10-26 23:05:55

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And wait until she finds out that Columbus wasn't Italian.
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2024-10-26 23:03:35

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40% of the plantations in Brazil were owned by Jews. But she doesn't know this.

2024-10-26 22:43:06

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Seriously. I never understood why the light skinned jews always thought they were the chosen people. 😒

2024-10-24 04:35:43

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Imagine letting your wife decide when she has sex. SMFH. 😒

2024-10-23 08:08:25

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Like I said, I assume something collateral occurred. Someone knows where the bodies are buried. I assume you don't become the mayor of NYC without kissing a few rings and turning your head to some crime.

2024-10-23 07:28:50

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In litigation, you generally don't make legal admissions. You force the opposing party to discover and present factual matters and make legal argument respecting them. You force them to risk loss and costs in order to facilitate settlement, and especially where you're in the wrong. Where they're coming for everything you own any way, what's the risk of defending? That you may end up owing an extra $10 million in attorneys fees? SMFH.

2024-10-23 07:14:20

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What a retard. 😒

2024-10-13 02:29:38

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Fag. 😒

2024-10-13 02:22:15

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*used goods

2024-10-10 05:33:09

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I'm just gonna leave this here.
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2024-10-10 05:11:30

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> Help me! I'm stuck in a taco nigger!

2024-10-10 02:35:57

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Is that you Florida? 🤔

2024-10-07 09:38:09

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DHMO turns the frogs gay.

2024-10-07 07:34:41

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I guess you could say that merely pitching a tent wasn't enough for her. 😏

2024-10-04 07:57:46

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They didn't find shit. My brain is as smooth as a baby's butt.

2024-10-02 09:26:41

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I'm a Ferrari. Vroom vroom!
Now pay me, sluts.
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2024-10-02 08:50:38

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I'm going to fuck her and then sue her in quantum meruit.

2024-10-02 08:49:38

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> It takes at least two people to have sex.
> Only one is working.
SMFH. 😒

2024-09-26 00:00:47

Some nutcase keeps calling my office and leaving voice-mail.
When I'm out of the office, my phone forwards to my cell phone.
The most current message, paraphrased:
> Redneck af voice: I called xxx-xxxx and got a voice-mail for yyy-yyyy. I don't appreciate that. I don't appreciate that at all. In fact, I think I'm going to do something about it. Yeah... I'm going to do something about it right now!
https://eveningzoo.club/media/49eae539f05e312c7547a1e8ed786d36379b26febcd56f5c3e80139d995d989c.jpg

2024-09-24 07:00:43

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I agree, but who made the call and why?

2024-09-24 06:54:19

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You have to have an ADA with the political will to go after the politically connected and a president and AG that won't tell him to drop it.

2024-09-24 06:46:58

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The question is who pulled the trigger and why? This is inside baseball between political factions.

2024-09-18 13:17:36

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Nope. Unfortunately, this is the one domain where I use a windows machine.

2024-09-15 20:57:17

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Sure am, but only because they let me.

2024-09-15 11:09:27

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Save it for IHOP, grandpa. 😒
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2024-09-15 11:07:08

Dear @npub1yhl…45m4 ...
Please help. My wife is oppressing me. After I put the dishes away and folded the clothes, she made me have sex with her. I feel so used.
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2024-09-13 12:40:37

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You'd fuck her dad? 😬

2024-09-13 12:35:52

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Her dad knows. 😏

2024-09-13 11:37:17

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She can't fuck and it shows. 😒

2024-09-12 06:56:30

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> White Supremacy is Jewish.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/413d037f28077ce5954a9bd175333dd91a8a705e9560d57501f58683b397edde.gif

2024-09-07 23:04:46

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You're assuming they didn't just make it up. What's "evidence" if it's just "remotely collected digital records"? Just some glownigger who swears it's real.

2024-09-06 01:16:22

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So it's basically illegal to own guns if you have kids.

2024-09-06 01:09:55

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How much does a southern nose cost? 🤔

2024-08-30 09:56:56

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Imagine dying from a caffeine overdose. Fucking rookies. 😒

2024-08-30 00:52:47

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Being able to change position is a strength. New information is constantly coming in, and position often need reassessment.

2024-08-26 11:47:44

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I hate women and immigrants for the lolz.

2024-08-26 11:46:27

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Jewish Space Lasers

2024-08-26 02:03:36

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Get to work slave!

2024-08-25 03:39:16

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I said buy it, not repair it, so while your soul may belong to Jesus, your asshole belongs to me. 😏

2024-08-25 03:35:36

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If you break it, you buy it. 😤

2024-08-24 09:20:34

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Just wait until she finds out about operation paperclip. 😏

2024-08-24 04:39:55

This girl gets it. 😏👇
https://eveningzoo.club/media/d4de21539032b1f4a6da87e644125bb180f90e1d2ab590c974ee0fa8370c636b.png

2024-08-23 21:21:32

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Just don't use the account or take the money.

2024-08-20 09:57:27

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Didn't Prince Harry already do this? 😒

2024-08-20 09:39:51

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If you saw her armpits, you wouldn't sleep either. 😬

2024-08-20 09:34:58

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Anyway... it turns out that I'm sleeping on the couch tonight. 😒

2024-08-20 09:33:59

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She's actually likely French and Spanish. Her family is from Jalisco. It may explain her hairy armpits.

2024-08-20 09:26:01

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Have you been sorting Pixie dust? 🤨
https://eveningzoo.club/media/2838cce32b263fdf2290025cafa9c6a4994369ba0232b021606f7e3a31b11391.jpeg

2024-08-20 08:53:17

There are two types of Hispanics on the fediverse. 😏
@npub16pv…4kmz
https://eveningzoo.club/media/48e9872269da54b700cc41b5d2c6d3452232134450796eba093c13880450f2b2.mp4

2024-08-17 20:42:27

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They're there to harass the productive people. Poor niggers don't have any money.

2024-08-16 20:13:10

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That's his front? 😬

2024-08-16 07:45:34

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The older the berry the sweeter the juice.

2024-08-16 07:42:13

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They hear monkey and think niggers. Not that I don't, but they do too. 😏

2024-08-16 05:27:23

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2024-08-15 02:22:21

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My wife is pale with blue-green eyes.

2024-08-15 01:49:01

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I've never touched her. 😤

2024-08-14 23:47:56

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Whore! 🤨

2024-08-14 23:31:30

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Never fuck monkeys. 🤨

2024-08-14 05:27:53

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And that's as far as you'll get. Just end it now. 🤨

2024-08-13 04:39:15

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You just did, fag. 😒

2024-08-13 04:31:06

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Donald Trump pleasing Israel? 🤔
https://eveningzoo.club/media/6c8ec0578283b6ed128667c3891a477f156b435d53bfdc22c266c6c97230087d.png

2024-08-12 19:59:35

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Nothing makes a woman wetter than hearing "I'm going to put a baby in you. That's what you're for."

2024-08-12 19:56:54

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The ironic part is that she'll readily admit the part about the man's role. Tl;dr she knows it's true.

2024-08-11 12:40:54

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She's only 33 and looks like that. 😬

2024-08-11 09:09:12

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This should be illegal. 😒

2024-08-11 02:00:55

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Isn't disclosing patient communications both a licensing and hipaa violation? 🤔

2024-08-09 07:07:18

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2024-08-09 02:54:09

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Either one will work, but the beads are easier to pull out.

2024-08-09 02:51:09

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That bus is antisemitic. 😒

2024-08-09 02:49:24

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2024-08-09 02:27:00

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> Walz: because when your party won't let you pick a jew, you can still pick someone who sounds kinda jewy.

2024-08-09 02:24:09

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> I don't always pick who I want to run shit, but when I do I pick the person based solely on their ability to piss people off.

2024-08-08 18:34:08

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My wife is 6' tall, and she hold my dick while I pee. Get on your knees wench. 🤨

2024-08-08 00:01:48

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I like the my bitches spicy.

2024-08-07 18:43:32

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I dated a girl who looked like her in college.

2024-08-07 08:23:00

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Wrong. 😒

2024-08-07 01:04:06

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He is the bitch. 😏

2024-08-06 08:54:07

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I'm going to eat you. 🤨

2024-08-05 23:22:29

> Walk into to Walmart
> Look around
> Am I fat and ugly too?
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2024-08-05 21:15:41

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He also allegedly had blue eyes, you know... like niggers. 😏
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/ancient-face-cheddar-man-reconstructed-dna-spd

2024-08-05 20:46:21

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2024-08-05 09:58:11

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Be the reason your kids need therapy. ❤️

2024-08-05 08:35:11

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Suck her snorkel. 🤨

2024-08-05 08:33:49

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Then you should fuck her in the butt. Make her ass happy. 🤷‍♂️