flexghost.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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2024-08-19 22:51:45

Is this a heartfelt apology?
I feel like this is hearfelt and now I feel bad for all the jokes
I forgive you, Kitara Ravache ❤️
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/991/127/276/398/857/original/c37995190c2d265a.mp4

2024-08-09 00:02:56

Oh no! Joe Rogan endorsed RFK Jr for President!
We just lost the 12 year old voting bloc!!
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/929/126/713/114/254/original/4c9d7a71422722ac.mp4

2024-08-08 16:45:43

A lot of you know that I am very psychic and I predict the next headline is:
“RFJ Jr confirms he only had sex with two of the human heads stored in freezer”
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/927/409/374/278/671/original/8bc56b4200c3d45a.jpeg

2024-08-08 00:23:11

BASED!
Kamala Harris just made that heckler stfu
😂🇺🇸
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/923/544/496/888/636/original/26c92133337dd243.mp4

2024-08-07 17:43:38

Good luck, republicans
Walz was created in a lab to be your demise
🇺🇸
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/921/973/010/394/821/original/bde6b4a1de30eb8d.jpeg

2024-08-07 15:39:26

JD Vance is repulsive
He is accusing Tim Walz of stolen valor yet JD’s service needs to be called into question
JD was a war correspondent
His job was giving PR to an unjust war for oil where over 200,000 civilians were murdered
Oh.
And we might need to look at his daddy, captain bone spurs as well
🤡
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/921/469/567/725/965/original/68f2e09a6f8cef16.mp4

2024-08-06 22:59:30

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Gov. Tim Walz: “Don't believe Trump when he plays dumb about it. He knows his Project 2025 will restrict our freedoms”
I love his Minnesota spirit
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/917/552/017/792/845/original/b247d6a15a2abc72.mp4

2024-08-06 22:52:59

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“So Tim is a hunter and a gun owner and he believes, as a majority of reasonable gun owners do, that we need reasonable gun safety laws in America…
“If you compare his resume to Trump’s running mate, it’s like a matchup between Varsity and JV”
😂
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2024-08-06 22:37:12

Let’s GOOOOO!
🇺🇸
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/917/465/738/482/765/original/c15eace523d80638.mp4

2024-08-06 16:35:44

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Help me out here
Can anyone explain this Republican ad attacking Harris and Walz? I don’t get it.
It’s weird.
🤔
#transrightsarehumanrights
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2024-08-06 15:21:31

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Well, this nightmare just got more real for republicans
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/915/753/135/696/659/original/4a173338ecf1c4f7.jpeg

2024-08-06 15:06:50

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Stocks rebound after the Walz VP pick
Spin that, Fox
😂
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2024-08-06 13:28:05

When Republican governors across the country were eliminating school lunches, Tim Walz was signing a bill into law guaranteeing ALL students receive free breakfast and lunch regardless of household income
Tim Walz is going to be an excellent vice president!
🇺🇸
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/915/306/121/407/314/original/432a09180b12a477.mp4

2024-08-05 15:19:57

This is bad
JD Vance is truly evil
ProPublica leaked a video of Vance delivering a speech to conservatives
In it he states
“If you listen to Alex Jones every day, you would believe that a transnational financial elite controls things in our country, that they hate our society…a lot of them are probably sex perverts too.
“That’s actually a hell of a lot more true than Rachel Maddow’s view of society.”
So Rachel Maddow = lies
But
Alex Jones
Elon Musk
Peter Thiel
MTG
= truth?
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/910/081/785/092/183/original/94362a40f0af6b7b.mp4

2024-08-05 13:16:01

I hate the New York Times with the white hot fire of a thousand suns.
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2024-08-04 13:04:34

“I’d like to congratulate Vladimir Putin…
“Did you see the deal *WE* made?”
There was a time this would be disqualifying
Republicans are ruining everything John Rambo fought for.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/903/890/731/465/340/original/019cf2de6c2cedf6.mp4

2024-08-03 02:17:00

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that’s a badass book club. Out of those which did you like best?

2024-08-03 01:40:04

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she’s the best. Did you read her book?

2024-08-03 01:07:55

** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **
Tonight’s theme is:
🎸*ੈ✩ PUNK IN DRUBLIC! 💀🕸🕷
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🎵 Post punk music, any subgenre any era, along with what you’re drinking.🎶
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Possessions never meant anything to me
I'm not crazy
Well that's not true, I've got a bed
And a guitar and a dog named Bob who pisses on my floor
That's right, I've got a floor
So what
🍷 NOFX - linoleum + Mickey’s🍸
Post often • share • make some friends
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2024-08-02 18:05:43

“JD Vance compared you to a bad impression of Obama…”
Josh Shapiro: “Barack Obama was probably our most gifted orator of my time, so that’s kind of a weird insult.
“I’ll say this about JD Vance:
“It’s really hard being honest with the American people when you’re not being honest with yourself. He is the most inorganic candidate I think I have ever seen.
“He doesn’t know what he believes
“…it’s clear that Trump really has buyer’s remorse.”
😂
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/893/746/260/945/052/original/faba0beb8d342e5e.mp4

2024-08-02 13:28:54

“Free speech does not condone or protect threats…
“He is like a 2 year old with a machine gun”
Kamala Harris sums up why Trump’s social media stochastic terrorism is so dangerous
🇺🇸
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/892/658/144/355/491/original/d9469123bba67855.mp4

2024-08-02 05:29:23

Andrews air force Base, just before midnight
President Biden and VP Harris greet freed Russian prisoners
journalist Evan Gershkovich
ex-marine Paul Whelan
journalist Alsu Kurmasheva
This is a win in every sense. This is absolutely beautiful
🇺🇸
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/890/774/148/444/699/original/2ea23d14c3b6745d.mp4

2024-08-01 22:07:03

RFK Jr is getting enough signatures to be on more and more state ballots
Also, RFK’s polling has dropped from a peak 14% to around 4% after Kamala Harris became the presumptive nominee
Will he be a spoiler for Democrats or Republicans?
🐛🇺🇸 Let me know your thoughts in the comments below 🇺🇸🪱

2024-08-01 16:44:14

"Trump said he could have gotten the hostages out without giving anything in exchange...what do you say to that?"
Biden: "Why didn't he do it when he was president?"
Peaces out.
😂
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/887/767/165/841/357/original/b9a44c1ea73c356f.mp4

2024-08-01 14:12:07

Trump addressing Project 2025 leadership 2 years ago:
“We have shown the power of our winning formula working closely with many of the great people at Heritage
“We've worked with you a lot
“We’re gonna work on some other things that are going to be very exciting.”
…does that sound like someone who has never heard of Agenda 47/Project 2025?
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/887/164/242/299/354/original/019b3906216f0c49.mp4

2024-07-31 19:32:14

Scott: "Would you pardon those..."
Trump: "Absolutely I would pardon them if they’re innocent"
Scott: "They've been convicted"
This, as Trump is trying to sell another scam on-screen as the interview goes down in flames
HOW THE HELL IS THIS RACE EVEN CLOSE??
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/882/757/352/072/839/original/116fdd35d22d7f36.mp4

2024-07-31 16:24:27

Ok.
This banger of a clip is from 2019...
Anna Paulina Luna (R) getting within inches of Kamala (the previous time she ran for president). Thankfully this was only a verbal altercation
Things have only gotten worse.
I'm hoping security has beefed up after Trump's ear owie
Republicans have only divided us further and they're outwardly calling for violence
Decorum is nice but I want our candidate SAFE.
🇺🇸
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/882/018/552/204/711/original/4b51aac7424c96ef.mp4

2024-07-31 12:26:01

Well that does it!
Now I’m voting for Kamala twice.
🇺🇸
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2024-07-30 22:31:54

“A Florida man called into Georgia and said I need 11,780 votes
“Georgia: Donald Trump tried to steal your vote. Kamala Harris is trying to earn your vote.”
-Senator Warnock
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2024-07-29 14:41:41

This is what happens when right wing media tries a gotcha question on Pete Buttigieg…
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/870/295/057/838/669/original/6d34cb1d8b6e5816.mp4

2024-07-29 13:07:48

President Biden introduced a plan to hold any future SCOTUS justice or president to the same standards as everyone else:
1. No Immunity for Crimes a Former President Committed in Office
2. Term Limits for Supreme Court Justices
3. Binding Code of Conduct for the Supreme Court
Basic stuff but we live in times where common decency is uncommon
🇺🇸
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2024/07/29/fact-sheet-president-biden-announces-bold-plan-to-reform-the-supreme-court-and-ensure-no-president-is-above-the-law/
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2024-07-28 18:35:15

"What did Trump mean saying his supporters 'won't have to vote again in four years'?"
"Hahahaha! Classic Trump!"
"Let's turn to President Biden and Kamala Harris..."
The media is complicit in facism.
The media is complicit in facism.
The media is complicit in facism.
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2024-07-28 17:29:01

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there are more moderates and they vote at a higher rate

2024-07-28 15:09:53

Who should be Kamala Harris’ Vice President?
If you have a candidate that is not on this list and even if you do:
I want to hear your reasons in the comments below!
❤️🇺🇸

2024-07-27 12:24:37

“Christians get out and vote!
“In four years, you don’t have to vote again
“we’ll have it fixed so good you’re not gonna have to vote.”
Fascism.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/858/435/962/294/796/original/f238468e0907d1a8.mp4

2024-07-26 19:26:16

That time Gojira showed up and made me actually care about the Olympics Opening Ceremonies
#olympics #MastodonMusic
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2024-07-26 13:43:28

I laughed so hard coffee came out my nose ☕️
No, fascist loving New York Times, he hid like a coward. Donald Trump is hiding from debating Kamala like a coward
…Why don’t you go post another article about how he was a brave little soldier with his ear owie from a glass fragment
🇺🇸
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/853/079/553/694/776/original/7e4e775e9e2061a3.jpeg

2024-07-25 21:40:02

Kek.
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2024-07-25 16:22:15

Here are the 6 House Democrats who votes with Republicans to condemning Kamala Harris as a "failed Border Czar"
Jared Golden D-ME
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez D-WA
Mary Peltola D-AK
Henry Cuellar D-TX
Don Davis D-N.C.
Yadira Caraveo D-CO.
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2024-07-24 14:26:33

We said it would happen; it's happening
They're coming for marriage equality
"“In future cases, we should reconsider all of this Court’s substantive due process precedents, including
"Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell.
"...we have a duty to ‘correct the error’"
-Clarence Thomas in his concurring opinion overturning Roe v. Wade
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2024-07-23 20:52:29

Siri, show me the definition of pathetic and weak
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2024-07-23 15:31:14

I know a lot of you see this news and it makes you happy, and I am happy for you
But I just can’t shake this feeling of disgust.
Feeding America can turn $1 into 10 meals for hungry people. Yet here we are pouring hundreds of millions into people so they can lie to us with white capped teeth
I know this is the way of things right now but this is how I feel. We need to get money out of politics
…assuming we can keep a democracy
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2024-07-22 21:28:20

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2024-07-22 13:06:06

The sad lonely tale of the “Let’s Go Brandon” merchandise warehouse this morning
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/830/288/064/113/647/original/b9ea2023d7fa5182.jpeg

2024-07-21 18:15:10

Holy shit.
Biden out.
(🧵Reaction thread: tell me what you’re feeling in the comments…)
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2024-07-21 14:44:55

Manchin’s daughter played a key role in raising the price of the epipen from $100 to over $600
Manchin’s son is an anti-labor oil baron
Manchin is on tape taking bribes to tank the filibuster and the ACA public option
…and THIS is what gives him a “heavy heart” ??
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/825/008/642/854/626/original/c124bd9178c83f77.jpeg

2024-07-20 00:16:49

** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **
Tonight’s theme is:
1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣5️⃣ NUMBER OF THE BEAST! 6️⃣7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣🔟
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🎵 Post songs with a number in the title along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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678 9 10  11 12
🍷 Pointer Sisters - Electric Company Counting + Hi-C and vodka🍸
Post often • share • make some friends
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2024-07-19 04:31:15

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WONDERFUL

2024-07-19 03:57:55

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This is dumb. I'm gonna get a drink. Does anyone in the crowd remember how exhausting this doofus is?
Leave early and beat the crowd, guys
🇺🇸

2024-07-19 03:55:59

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Trump blowing Putin again
Also saying he defeated ISIS in Syria and Iraq (no)
...then says our military leaders are woke but Kim Jong Un is awesome
then claims "he'd like to see me back, too"
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/811/127/609/007/865/original/a14c229676af9848.mp4

2024-07-19 03:48:45

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Murderers and villains and rapists and terrorists and single mothers are coming through our borders!
Ok. Biden signed an executive order that shuts down entry at the border until the 7-day average of daily migrant apprehensions between ports of entry falls to 1,500
Why an executive order?
Because Republicans blocked the bipartisan border bill at Trump's request
...also nice seeing him try the Hannibal Lecter bit after testing it out on the road
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/811/089/942/516/415/original/eacd8a09ce615eb2.mp4

2024-07-19 03:37:25

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I member Building a Wall, you member Building a Wall? I member!
Then Trump claims Ukraine/Russia and Israel/Palestine would not have occurred if he were president
Then he....
kinda says Biden won but...
Then said Covid helped Biden cheat.
Top it off with calling Biden the 10 worst presidents combined and BOOM, you got am RNC speech going, baby!
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/811/053/664/188/580/original/ccc9438aac34b175.mp4

2024-07-19 03:31:53

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Aaaand just like that Trump attacks the UAW and its awesome president Shawn Fain
He even gives fan service with "Cheyyyinah"
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/811/037/573/971/938/original/1f000783c3c5e17c.mp4

2024-07-19 03:25:56

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OMG just no
107% is whackadoodle
Biden is the most pro-labor president since FDR and Biden is the first sitting president to join a picket line
Trump packed the courts with anti-labor judges
Trump was against the PRO Act and the Public Service Freedom to Negotiate Act and vowed to eliminate overtime pay for workers
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/811/008/422/018/394/original/f68f35d39aa4a805.mp4

2024-07-19 03:20:11

Um no.
Over a million Americans died from Covid and many deaths are directly the result of Trump's negligent homicide
Under Biden, the USA has the world's strongest economy
The Dow Jones Industrial Average hit its record high May 16, 2024 (40,051.05 points)
Trump added twice as much to the national debt as Biden
Nice ear patch. Try spelling the name of people who got shot because of you correctly next time.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/810/992/653/850/525/original/42aa4fde429608f1.mp4

2024-07-17 03:42:09

If you laugh at this you're going to hell
...I'll be there waiting and getting the BBQ going.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/799/754/008/490/278/original/372d45357ee082c9.mp4

2024-07-16 12:45:37

Good for CA
But imagine being born LGBTQIA+ and feeling so ostracized and alone the only place you can turn to is your teacher
…who is required by law to betray you and tell the people you’re afraid of telling
Only one side weaponizes identity.
Both sides are not the same.
🇺🇸
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/796/225/037/035/955/original/afbd0ee163bcd45c.jpeg

2024-07-15 14:04:46

Prosecute Judge Aileen Cannon
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2024-07-14 22:12:28

SOUND OFFf: Will yesterday's assassination attempt help Trump in November?
If so, how much?
#SundayConversation
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2024-07-12 00:19:59

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I'm crying.
I know a lot of you are diehard and I appreciate you
but there comes a time to ask the important questions
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/770/645/121/502/733/original/d3e5c0ab48b7a9fa.mp4

2024-07-11 23:58:41

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I'm sick of being in a position where I HAVE TO vote for ___
I've always voted Democrat but I've never voted "for" a democrat, only against a Republican.

2024-07-11 23:42:11

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Make it stop.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/770/502/486/618/225/original/2a2f003d6350b5fe.mp4

2024-07-11 22:37:34

Not good.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/770/248/953/752/633/original/2c6fd2abf0966c6a.mp4

2024-07-10 21:36:40

Why is AOC one of the only people up in arms about Supreme Court corruption?
Why isn't this the lead story in the media NIGHTLY?
Why do most people only know the tip of the corrupt iceberg about what these "justices" did?
And why aren't "patriots" storming the castle over a rogue branch over government taking rights away? Too busy buying Trump Bucks?
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2024-06-19 16:44:18

Sounds like Ted Cruz and the GOP really don't want this document leak out there
They keep getting redacted by "news" sites who were hosting them. Apparently, even "free-speech" Elon Musk had them removed from his nazi-enthusiast site twitter (per Newsweek)
Well...
Here they are
Shoutout to my Discord for sending me these 🇺🇸
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2024-06-18 20:50:49

It’s always the ones you most suspect.
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2024-06-18 13:49:11

Yes, that is how a cult works. A bunch of vulnerable people being deceived
Now how about I interest you patriots in my new LetsGoBrandonDogeElonFreedomEagleJesus coin?
🇺🇸
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2024-06-13 16:35:09

A tale of two Disneys
(always has been the same Disney)
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2024-06-12 13:28:07

Let me help you out CNN, you’re not good at this
In an Ohio +29 Trump Republican district
A Democrat waiter who raised $25K to the Republican state senator’s $700K
…took 20 points from Republicans.
Thats the story.
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2024-06-11 15:25:50

That does it, I’m not voting for Hunter Biden
Special thank you to Republicans for their strong anti-gun stance
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2024-06-09 20:33:57

It can't be overstated
Putin is getting a huge return on his money. EU asleep as the far right spends and spends and spends and hammers on unfettered immigration
And it works.
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2024-06-09 12:58:41

1. Set up most of Texas as useless sprawl forcing car usage
2. Make sure public transport is non existent
3. Make regulations a joke because freedom
4. Go big on big oil
5. Make your car’s AC more reliable than the grid
6. Tell people not to use their cars because—oops—pollution
Texas: the one star state.
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2024-06-08 15:25:08

العِلْمُ مَفْتَاحُ الرَّأْيِ، وَالرَّأْيُ مَفْتَاحُ الْعَمَلِ.
الجاحظ
!It’s a #MastoRando thread!
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2024-06-03 16:26:52

Alex Jones owes Sandy Hook victim's families $1.5 Billion
He hasn't paid the families that he terrorized a dime
This, while he spends roughly $100,000 per month on "personal expenses"
So relatives of victims of the Sandy Hook shooting are asking a bankruptcy judge to liquidate Alex Jones' media company—including Infowars—in order to make him pay up
Thoughts and prayers.
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2024-06-02 16:21:03

I call bullshit.
Grab em by the pussy
Suckers and losers
Very fine people on both sides
Stand back and stand by
Within a couple of days the number of cases is going to be down to close to 0
Find 11,780 votes
Stop the steal
Republicans are going to slither back and vote for Trump. Do not believe the disinfo. Look at the source.
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2024-05-30 21:10:34

Guilty.
Get fucked.
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2024-05-25 21:31:54

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BARF

2024-05-25 15:39:43

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This is a peanut butter, bananas and Nutella #MastoRando thread
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2024-05-25 15:38:26

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2024-05-25 15:37:38

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2024-05-25 15:35:11

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This is a peanut butter, bananas and Nutella #MastoRando thread
(You deserve a mental break after that previous video)
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2024-05-25 15:34:11

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2024-05-25 15:33:04

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This is a peanut butter, bananas and Nutella #MastoRando thread
(Love this one)
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2024-05-25 15:31:58

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2024-05-25 15:30:41

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2024-05-25 15:29:34

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2024-05-25 15:28:20

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2024-05-25 15:26:08

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2024-05-25 15:22:18

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2024-05-25 15:20:51

My name is Flexghost
I like peanut butter, bananas and Nutella on toast
This is a peanut butter, bananas and Nutella #MastoRando thread
Also, happy #caturday
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2024-05-22 13:19:50

Your reminder:
Reality Winner was held for over a year before being given a 5 year 3 month sentence under the Espionage Act for transmitting one report
Kendra Kingsbury’s case was similar to Trump’s initial transgressions, though less egregious. She received four years
Lawyer David McBride received 5 years 8 months for sharing classified material
Trump is free to threaten any judge and jury he pleases.
This system is a sick joke.
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2024-05-19 15:26:19

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Reports on Persian telegram channels: Raisi, The president of Iran, along with the foreign minister… have not survived
Champagne is now in the fridge standing back and standing by

2024-05-19 14:43:06

Schrödinger's terrorist.
Is the butcher of Tehran dead or not dead?
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2024-05-09 20:14:09

Auntie Flex,
What’s the most American headline you’ve read this week?
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2024-05-07 21:36:07

Trump had
27 documents in his office,
Of those
6 Top Secret
18 Secret
3 Confidential
75 documents in a storage room
Of those
11 Top Secret
36 Secret
28 Confidential
Fuck Aileen Cannon
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck every traitor in the GOP
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2024-05-06 13:16:24

Republicans killed funding for the cancer cure initiative
Think about that
In 2016, Obama’s Cures funding was set at $1.8 billion for seven years. Then Republicans said no to funding it again just so Biden couldn’t have a win
Reps like Tom Cole are literally voting in favor of people dying from cancer. His rationale for the vote? “We've been very generous”
I imagine the kind of person it takes to vote in favor of cancer
These people must be voted out
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/02/02/fact-sheet-president-biden-reignites-cancer-moonshot-to-end-cancer-as-we-know-it/
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2024-05-01 23:36:06

Trump just admitted his intent to lead the insurrection
Confirming Cassidy Hutchenson’s testimony
Confirming secret service agent accounts
How is this man still the leading Republican presidential candidate?
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2024-04-30 17:48:58

Dank Brandon.
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2024-04-22 22:09:29

Define “quickly”
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2024-04-18 13:28:28

No, he didn’t.
This is something a battered spouse would say if you were watching “Cops”
He is the reason aid to Ukraine was stalled, he is not some shiny Mister Smith savior.
FU, Newsweek. FU in the face.
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