Radical Raccoon

@npub1rqc…u8ry Because we already know the answer: it’s because of those filthy, disgusting unvaccinated, non-mask-wearing ultra MAGA republicans who want to kill grandma.

2024-01-07 14:40:16

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@npub1r89…s5dt It will forever remind me of Tanya Roberts in a tube top.
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2024-01-06 15:06:34

Happy anniversary of the darkest day in American history for realsies according to the government who says they were totally almost overthrown but also fuck you they have jets and a president who seems weirdly eager to use them to bomb his own citizens.

2024-01-06 05:42:43

fuck you attack from mars!

2024-01-05 23:03:58

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@npub1v62…6c55 So she’s being inclusive, against all logic, in order to be moral. I guess my question is how moral are you when it’s arbitrary? There’s a cold, hard logic to his “immorality” but at least that means his morals have a framework. Hers are just “don’t hurt feelings” but then why stop at dismissing a man/woman distinction? What about the kids who say they’re dinosaurs? Or cynics who say they’re attack choppers? It’s arbitrary. Today pronouns are okay, but kill the unvaxxed.

2024-01-05 21:33:15

Does Covid turn your shit bright green? Asking for a friend.

2024-01-05 16:06:40

What are some good January 6 anniversary things to do? what food says “we came so close to losing the country in the most horrible incident in america since pearl harbor and September 11th times 1,000”?

2024-01-05 14:55:26

Like, do i have to wonder if I’ve got covid? Or should it be obvious? Can you be a little bit covided?

2024-01-05 03:32:01

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2024-01-04 23:27:53

So to summarize today: shooting by LGBT student in Iowa, people lost their shit at Target over some kind of magical cup, and Stephen Hawking got off to watching midgets do math.
It’s only January 4th, people. At this rate, aliens will invade by July.

2024-01-04 23:25:09

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@npub1v62…6c55 What does this cup do?

2024-01-04 20:14:04

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@npub1v62…6c55 At least they're not telling them to commit suicide?

2024-01-04 14:55:12

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@npub1jzk…q695 @npub1v62…6c55 Diversity is our strength!

2024-01-03 23:57:13

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@npub1v62…6c55
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2024-01-02 20:44:26

Well on account of my untimely demise from Covid I won't be attending this week's mile high meetup. Maybe I'll make it to the next one. Unless I'm still dead.

2024-01-02 10:07:45

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@npub1w5p…7gzp But won’t that just make the downturn worse for them? after all, diversity is their strength, isn’t it?

2024-01-01 18:49:06

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@npub1ula…aztp @npub1v62…6c55 Lol. look at this literal retard.

2024-01-01 14:30:31

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@npub1v62…6c55 what a faggot.

2023-12-31 20:50:28

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@npub174j…3led But *cough* it could be *hack* so much *puke* worse!

2023-12-31 15:35:45

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@npub1dux…wjvy @npub1wxf…fr3c Don’t gotta’ be all real like that, though!

2023-12-31 14:10:11

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@npub174j…3led People gotta’ learn to question things somewhere.

2023-12-31 13:43:54

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@npub1v62…6c55 Hell yeah it’s awesome!

2023-12-31 13:18:05

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@npub174j…3led It’s called a bulk discount. It’s a common business practice. Sure, she’s making less per unit (in this case, hours of her time), but it’s a guaranteed sale of those units as opposed to needing to put in the effort to sell each one individually. Math doesn’t elude her. She appreciates the economics of the situation just fine and the person who made this meme clearly has no business acumen whatsoever. Probably a math teacher.

2023-12-31 11:46:32

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@npub1v62…6c55 Ugh. Now the brits will want to license sticks.

2023-12-30 17:47:14

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@npub19fg…j24k @npub1rqc…u8ry Only if you’re a commie.

2023-12-30 17:09:49

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@npub19fg…j24k @npub1rqc…u8ry Yes, logically we shouldn’t be provided any freedom because we might use it to prevent freedom.

2023-12-28 22:25:15

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@npub1v8y…s6vc @npub1v62…6c55 What about black nerds (or “blerds”)? https://blacknerdcoffee.com/

2023-12-28 18:18:28

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@npub1r89…s5dt So is this what all those “Be gay, do crime.” signs around town mean?

2023-12-27 19:11:15

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@npub16rs…2zfj Ooh pretty.

2023-12-27 16:16:06

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@npub1w5p…7gzp Mmm. If she breaks him she’ll be bukkacandied.

2023-12-27 15:53:45

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@npub1sp8…r6qm They’ll find a way to blame Trump.

2023-12-27 13:25:25

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@npub1v62…6c55 @npub1w5p…7gzp @npub143j…h9ad heh

2023-12-26 15:57:59

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@npub14w3…9vjx You keep boxing day in your way and I’ll keep it in mine!

2023-12-26 15:56:22

https://www.newsweek.com/democrat-brutally-mocked-video-him-singing-feliz-navidad-1855477

2023-12-26 15:17:09

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@npub1jkm…hkg5 I prefer to sit bare assed on the windshield and fart really hard.

2023-12-26 15:15:39

Happy boxing day, everybody! Go punch someone in the mouth.

2023-12-25 23:28:03

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@npub1ahf…jdrc Try delicious, nutritious cockroach bacon!

2023-12-25 22:56:46

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@npub12ja…ndym Is this the thing about 80% of women only wanting the top 1% of men?

2023-12-24 21:46:21

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2023-12-24 20:20:57

Behold the power of bing image AI!
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2023-12-24 14:08:28

Well last Christmas Eve (a Saturday) the government saw fit to let me know I’d been denied my security clearance, technically firing me. Here’s hoping this Christmas Eve goes better.

2023-12-23 21:25:03

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@npub1xje…85rf Egg nog is the same as pancake mix?

2023-12-23 02:38:50

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@npub1xje…85rf Pancake mix?

2023-12-22 23:56:56

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@npub13p4…f9ue Lucky. I’m going to my parents’, so I’m gonna’ be all clean through new year’s.

2023-12-22 22:37:05

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@npub13p4…f9ue what will you do with the time?

2023-12-22 21:58:46

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@npub1xje…85rf I take it the media will whip out a “domino theory has never been tried before?”

2023-12-20 20:52:32

If Ukraine is so dependent on U.S. funding to protect themselves, do they actually have sovereignty?

2023-12-19 22:24:26

Is there a happy medium between jelly and preserves?

2023-12-19 15:21:01

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@npub1v62…6c55 Nothin’ butt love!

2023-12-19 00:33:54

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@npub1gz0…530e My thoughts exactly.

2023-12-18 22:07:40

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@npub1yq4…qf5h @npub1whf…czvn It’s a minor theme? Or it’s a theme about small penises?

2023-12-18 21:44:25

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Oh, there are two guys who hang out occasionally and support each other when they need to? That’s what NORMAL people call “friends”. Not a not a “homononro” (homosexual non romantic) relationship. The fact that they’re both involved with women doesn’t make the situation a “polycule” either, you deluded freaks.

2023-12-18 21:42:22

I don’t want to have to dislike LGBTQIIAP+ people, but it’s hard not to sometimes. I just endured a conversation between LGBT writers and the way they create some silly label (aroace and demiace or some shit like that) to describe every shade of relationship so it can be thrown under the LGBT-representation banner is ridiculous.

2023-12-16 21:10:54

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@npub13h9…7q2w But the one time I rode in a Tesla, the driver insisted he could go anywhere a regular car can!

2023-12-15 20:21:47

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@npub1663…q6am That’s some cool alien invader cosplay, there. What convention was this?

2023-12-15 15:23:40

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@npub1yal…puam A hunded puhcent

2023-12-15 15:23:08

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@npub1utk…yzsa @npub1v62…6c55 Sometimes racism seems very justified.

2023-12-14 22:03:11

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@npub1v62…6c55 This is true but only due to messing with the numbers. You have to exclude children under 1 year old, otherwise the deaths skew towards birth defects and illnesses. You also have to include “children” of 18 and 19 years, otherwise motor vehicles remain the leading cause of death. Also, as always, the gun deaths include homicide, accidents, and suicide. I always feel blaming the gun for a suicide is silly.

2023-12-14 21:31:54

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@npub1v62…6c55 Memes aren’t speech.

2023-12-14 14:26:36

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@npub1v62…6c55 But how many will the state tell to kill themselves? And considering how often the slippery slope has been proven to be real, how long before those recommendations become compulsory?

2023-12-14 14:13:12

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@npub1v62…6c55 The only good cop is a dead cop.

2023-12-13 22:05:33

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@npub1gs9…evp8 And i appreciate it.

2023-12-13 12:48:41

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@npub1v62…6c55 If they're so dang progressive, shouldn't they just have unisex bathrooms?

2023-12-13 04:09:01

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@npub1dqj…8t50 That’s a shame. he was one of those actors who usually the best part of anything he was in.

2023-12-13 00:15:17

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@npub1v62…6c55 Imagine trying to pull this off in America. “Flames are racist! It deserved to be extinguished!” “How dare you value the flame more than this family’s future!” “That’s just kids being kids!”

2023-12-08 15:34:35

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@npub1v62…6c55 Clearly, Ken missed his firmware update. Ukraine is no longer the single most important battle for Democracy since January 6, 2021.

2023-12-07 17:58:26

I looked up a former friend of mine. He cut ties to me when I said his insistence we “trust the science” rang hollow because, when we were younger, he refuted the science when it said transgender people were mentally ill. His profile now uses Mx. instead of Mr.. I wish I could say I’m surprised.

2023-12-07 17:54:23

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@npub1r89…s5dt Bastards. An educated public was supposed to make society stronger!

2023-12-07 17:42:11

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@npub1r89…s5dt Fucking really? People are still doing this shtick? Is nobody calling them out for how they didn’t move out in 2016?

2023-12-07 17:40:45

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@npub1r89…s5dt I’m honestly curious how whites managed to conquer the world at this point.

2023-12-07 17:13:14

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@npub1k45…epgq This little girl is waiting for the laxatives she sneaked in the party punch to kick in.

2023-12-07 16:02:15

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@npub1npg…nt5c No thanks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3FqKD98FiQ

2023-12-07 14:47:58

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@npub19dz…prdp @npub1v62…6c55 I don't get it. What do they do at JC Penny? Are they robbing it? Is this that "flash mob" faggotry from the 2000's?

2023-12-07 14:45:34

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@npub1v62…6c55 I buy the "didn't want her seeing the graffiti." "She's a Jew" just sounds like some 'tard trying to stir up trouble.

2023-12-07 06:45:19

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@npub1v62…6c55 I missed something. Why wasn’t she allowed to use the restroom?

2023-12-03 17:14:20

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@npub1k0n…cqxm That's right, the game awards are Thursday.

2023-12-01 14:56:44

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@npub1v62…6c55 And any who say they don't want hate speech laws? Well, that's hate speech.

2023-11-30 22:33:13

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@npub1acr…s6te @npub1k0n…cqxm Don’t do it! They’ll ban you for spreading misinformation! There’s no science that supports these bears’ transphobic assertions!

2023-11-30 03:25:36

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@npub1v62…6c55 DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH!

2023-11-29 20:27:38

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@npub1dqj…8t50 Dumbass libtards.

2023-11-29 18:46:34

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@npub174j…3led I bet he’d unironically refer to the Jussie Smollett incident as evidence of the dangerous white supremacists terrorizing the streets of Chicago.

2023-11-29 18:40:22

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@npub1fvt…ywkw So some Wallstreet douche, probably with an MBA, doesn’t understand how pricing works.
Checks out.

2023-11-29 18:31:22

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@npub1yq4…qf5h @npub1k0n…cqxm Ran across one recently. Never heard of the chain before. They any good?

2023-11-29 14:27:07

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@npub1w5p…7gzp I can't tell if they were running with the joke or not.

2023-11-28 23:35:06

Does it mean anything that 4chan really hates potheads?

2023-11-28 21:50:11

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@npub1v62…6c55 I once busted out a stat like that when some liberal was going off about trans genocides. They told me that we can’t know who is and who isn’t trans and so the numbers are likely much higher. Because, you know, it’s easy to feel victimized when you can just imagine your group is 250% of the murders.

2023-11-28 21:47:46

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@npub1v62…6c55 Who says they have to be huge?