Shannon Prickett

I like cake. I'm an East (San Francisco) Bay, California, USA human. Married, cis, old, white.

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Binder_at_petrous.vislae.town@mostr.pub

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2024-09-13 12:40:27

If your Religion is so Organized, why don’t you go on strike until we get better living conditions on Earth?

2024-09-06 14:35:42

More of a computer antigrammer tbqh

2024-07-12 16:39:06

A hotbed sounds like the last place that I’d want to be curling.

2024-06-05 13:41:01

Like most Americans, I deeply enjoy being gullible.

2024-03-16 14:15:11

Thought I saw an unsavory character lurking outside but it was just my reflection in the window.

2024-03-15 17:18:38

I drank so much coffee that taking a leak gave me knockback damage.

2024-03-15 15:21:57

API stands for Angry Person Interface, that's why computer touchers so often get worked up about them.

2024-03-14 16:05:02

Chumbawamba’s Outsider has always given me chills & Today is no exception.

2024-03-14 15:52:52

Once there was a monarch w/ 3 children.
The eldest was Scritti Politti, the middle child was The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo & the youngest was Chumbawamba.

2024-03-12 20:48:49

I miss a lot about working in Perl* but the construct I keep reaching for, across a wide range of Programming Languages, is the “until” loop exit. It just feels Correct to my brain.
* I know. You Hate It || you’re ignorant of it && I’m here to tell you that it’s entirely possible to simultaneously Hate It && have expansive knowledge of something. Get on my level!

2024-03-12 20:18:05

If pulling weeds on Earth was EITHER as easy OR rewarding as it is in Satisfactory, I might not pay someone to do it for me.

2024-03-12 17:54:48

wtf is an AMD Threa Dripper

2024-03-12 17:20:17

I'm starting to enjoy seeing people I don't like appearing unmasked in crowds of unmasked people.

2024-01-20 16:27:47

Going to take a chance on a writer that I’ve only read in collaboration w/ other writers. Hope it’s a good read.
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2023-12-22 18:46:11

Whotf gave this TLA my email address? Tfc, I do not need this in my inbox.

2023-11-29 01:21:28

Beginning to think those Prosperity Gospels might have been fabricated.

2023-11-09 17:33:48

Telling everyone how unfair it is that your instance was defederated just because it harbors racists is a good way to tell on yourself. #FediBlockMeta

2023-10-24 16:15:00

The worst tailoring I ever had was done by Euripides.

2023-10-22 16:09:01

Trying to not hold it against people that they're incredibly gullible & falling for entirely refuted bullshit. Technically this is delayed blast FediBlockMeta territory.

2023-10-11 18:09:21

People who drive around w/ dream catchers hanging from their rear view mirror worry me. Like how much sleep are you getting behind the wheel, yo?

2023-09-23 20:22:57

Spotted an #AccidentalArt sprite, standing bold as you like, astride my stoop this morrow.
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2023-09-23 05:43:39

The actual reason that “Blazing Saddles” cannot be remade is that doing so would require every single entity on Earth to come to terms w/ the notion that, no matter how cool they are, they’re no Cleavon Little. None of us are truly prepared for that reckoning. Not yet.

2023-09-10 21:22:31

I wish that this was the timeline where RobotCombatLeague franchised internationally & effusively do that I could have been visiting my local Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robot LARP for the past decade.

2023-09-10 12:40:40

Being duped by people in to enjoying their toots like a naïf

2023-09-06 18:43:43

"Give me a sip," they say, spotting my flask.
"Careful, it's strong stuff." But my warning falls on deaf ears. They chug, their eyes bulge, they spit out the entire mouthful, red trickling down the wall.
"Is this ... hot sauce?"
"I warned you."

2023-09-05 15:52:50

Thank you, "Storm Daniel" for keeping "Stormy Daniels" in the public eye during this tumultuous news cycle.

2023-09-05 14:51:13

Oh thank Science. I’d been scratching my head trying to figure out how $goog was going to ruin gTube Music for me. Riddle answered.
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2023-08-31 19:44:20

"Shannon, try Bard, an AI experiment by Google"
No. Fuck you.

2023-08-30 19:13:43

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@npub10fm…x0qg be the scandal you want to see in the world

2023-08-23 18:37:57

First I laugh at you
Then I hide your boosts
Then I unfollow you
Then you win

2023-08-17 19:16:35

It’s weird to imagine that buildings w/ no people have tremendous value but people w/o buildings have none.

2023-08-16 20:55:06

I mean, I guess it’s good that only half the scientists Online are fascists, but. That still seems like Too Many.

2023-08-15 17:14:33

Listening to DeSantis speak sends my body rage signals. There’s something not right w/ that dipshit.

2023-08-15 16:04:33

Fonts are fun. Not, apparently, a solved problem, but fun.
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2023-08-14 15:50:21

Daydreaming an anthology built around Bisson's "Bears Discover Fire" about bears learning all kinds of dangerous things, like consent & firearms & mutually assured destruction & the OSI 7 layers & fracking & kissing girls.

2023-08-13 14:33:47

Why are reporters calling Jason Calacanis a tech worker? I wasn't aware of him having any familiarity w/ work & only the most rudimentary comprehension of technology.
I suppose "why am I calling people who call Jason Calacanis a tech worker 'reporters'?", could also be a valid question.

2023-08-10 15:57:42

I’m not saying I’m disinterested in my job but I took a nap yesterday rather than meet w/ my boss.

2023-08-08 17:26:35

When Art Alexakis sang, “I am still living w/ your goat,” I felt that.

2023-08-06 16:18:47

Really. Work better … for me. Gosh. How benign & charitable of you, bloated ad network
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