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2024-09-02 01:10:16

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I hear mexico got pretty crazy after the government installed the yellow tint above the country
https://i.poastcdn.org/1c8124f5097a362dd32d18e6539db02822b08d5ffa775dfd05d1800abc58a368.jpeg

2024-08-31 02:26:02

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Skibidi Toilet says "Total Pajeet Death"

2024-08-31 02:24:16

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Fair enough.

2024-08-20 04:01:39

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Bad.
That was a bad thing to say.
Contemplate this upon the Tree of Woe

2024-08-20 04:01:03

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Boris Yeltzin / 10

2024-08-18 02:32:59

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Someone should steal the anti-theft case to make a quick 3d printable tool to unlock it so more ppl can steal the stuff without also stealing the anti-theft case, we've already reached critical-nigger so I don't care if ppl are stealing from stores anymore, it's just a race for supplies now

2024-08-18 02:04:08

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I believe you.

2024-08-18 02:02:23

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I thought he was prevented from doing so because of fiduciary responsibilities for truth-social, possible that livestream he did with Elon already caused a lawsuit and now he's just posting because it's already too late? Everyone already knows truth-social isn't going to work past what it's been at the last 4 years

2024-08-15 02:20:09

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Oh shit nigger, I haven't used newsgroups since like 2008

2024-08-14 01:59:46

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Autist to JQ awareness pipeline

2024-08-13 03:03:34

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People should not be afraid of their dietician. Dieticians should be afraid of their people.

2024-08-13 02:51:19

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"We don't forgive, we don't forget"
https://i.poastcdn.org/01642de7a5a11d4d734c335936c935f380a9050fd2a36acd83feb9d37f3214da.jpg

2024-08-09 04:39:30

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Look at this dumb nigger judge and his syphilis ridden head, why UK political figures gotta be so gross 🤮

2024-08-07 23:44:02

I think I found my new thing that literally noone else cares about, but I become overly fixated about. Abandoned mansions; apparently this guy is or knows a realtor with access to multi million dollar abandoned mansions and explores them. I know 99% of these will be bought up by developers to level the each property and build copy-paste houses but I'd have to think with so many of these in libshit states that squatters could find a goldmine somehow, I just don't know HOW
youchu.be/dQFx_5VGk6k

2024-08-07 23:26:12

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HT got the bantz

2024-08-07 08:28:44

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Wtf I love Ukraine now
Give them another 60b, they earned it

2024-08-07 08:27:01

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2024-08-06 00:16:38

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I call
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2024-08-05 23:00:37

🚨🚨🚨While everyone was focused on unimportant stuff like the stock market - the fix is in 🚨🚨🚨
A zoo in Japan just had a capybara watermelon eating competition, with the winner eating their slice at 1m 58s
nitter.poast.org/mrjeffu/status/1819948808912187799#m
https://i.poastcdn.org/f5616d2e0216450781ab0829696800b08190aeeb5ec36e79e1d91f635ca418b9.mp4

2024-08-02 16:26:56

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Now I need 2 tissues...

2024-07-29 14:39:48

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WTF WHY DO THEY NEED SO MANY SHOPPING CARTS? IS THIS A FED OP??? WE NEED A MAN ON THE GROUND FOR THIS ONE

2024-07-25 05:54:57

Thank you Microsoft, I love your shitty outlook email service that tries to push ads on me- but because of my ad blocker just perpetually has the first "email" (ad) loading forever, really cool

2024-07-18 23:40:08

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I hear they're getting streaming in March

2024-07-18 05:14:45

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Welcome aboard
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2024-07-16 03:31:33

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Destiny has done more in the past 48 hours to destroy his reputation than I ever could to him in a lifetime

2024-07-12 01:51:29

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Still miss psx/ps2 dreamcast/xbawks days
Having in-generation mod chips and disc burning was the best

2024-07-02 15:17:18

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When I search for "Dolmajian" into Google images I get a hook nosed plastic surgeon yenta and a panda eyes coder guy, how odd 🤔

2024-07-02 03:39:44

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Wtf fallout 76 doesn't have cross-platform? How did Todd fuck up this bad

2024-06-28 02:22:12

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ACCESS TO FENT IS A HUMAN RIGHT, WE NEED COMMON SENSE FENTROLL FOR MINORS SO THEY CAN GET THEIR FIX TOO

2024-06-18 14:16:38

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But Eisen isn't even dead yet!

2024-06-18 05:23:29

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Heather Heyer was not physically strick by James Fields' car- she died of a heart attack on the spot after people from the crowd knocked her down rushing away from the car.
Keep in mind, James Fields was escaping a far-left radical with an AR15 that stated he was going to shoot and kill James while he was in his car.

2024-06-18 05:17:12

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"Populists do not win"
Definition of "Populist": a person, especially a politician, who strives to appeal to ordinary people who feel that their concerns are disregarded by established elite groups.
Ergo: Whatever the ordinary person wants will not win and be disregarded, when considered to elite groups.
Gee I wonder why I believe that democracy is fake and gay

2024-06-17 23:33:40

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Newest NDAA has a provision to include women into the draft which has been proposed by the senate

2024-06-17 23:19:55

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Assad must get a billion dollars, and a big tiddy goth gf

2024-06-17 12:37:16

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I like my beer like I like my cigarettes, water, and Google image search results

2024-06-17 05:24:34

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Too accurate with correct information, I'm thinking pol

2024-06-17 05:07:29

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hell yeah

2024-06-17 04:57:26

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Stabbed* by an actual brown woman

2024-06-16 14:58:19

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2024-06-16 14:48:59

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WAFFLE WAFFEN RISE UP
(fuck pancakes)

2024-06-16 14:35:19

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But "pedo" is like the end of conversation nuclear option. If you wanna hurt someone here- I'd go with "libertarian" because the claim is more believable and therefore more incredulous

2024-06-16 14:29:03

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Politically left leaning spergs call everyone they don't like a Nazi
Politically right leaning spergs call everyone they don't like a pedo
Always been.

2024-06-16 14:21:58

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Holy shit, someone made a video game about that Fallout Netflix TV show already? Why's it look so boring and lame?- where's the black power armor guy flying around all cool and sassy lady talkin down to all the raiders making them feel silly haha

2024-06-16 12:17:02

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Facebook-simulacra posting on the other hand...
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2024-06-16 03:06:51

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That Ferrari always looked so badass (don't look up anything regarding the reliability and longevity of its components, unless you want to be vastly disappointed)

2024-06-15 15:41:22

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If the majority of Frencies are voting for them- they are inherently center-populous and not far-right

2024-06-15 15:15:23

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GANTZ???
https://i.poastcdn.org/cb67555b47b2c643e79416c6a8165350ba9647e8bdad1ca974b4edcdffe5faa8.jpeg

2024-06-15 03:24:54

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Didn't stop them from pushing their children around with M1 garands in the 1950s to be forced into schools with niggers

2024-06-15 01:18:36

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No time to sleep Xir, there's new mandatory company-wide training on troon-ops, in-field dilation protocol, and reading through the misgendering policy from sgtmaj

2024-06-15 01:12:36

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Look- I'm just saying it's my religious right to dump turpentine on pride murals and let's things go their natural course, its my God given 1A right to pray how I need to

2024-06-15 01:08:32

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I'm sorry officer, I didn't get a clear picture of the man. But I did see him wearing his pants low to show his underwear- I'm pretty sure he was black or something, actually I'm sure the assailant was black and I'm willing to testify on that account

2024-06-15 01:05:37

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Oh boy! [Two front war with Russia and China] in just 2 weeks! Can you believe it? [Two front war with Russia and China] just 2 weeks!

2024-06-14 16:59:53

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Usb-c to usb-c 3m cords go for 15-20bux, 5m go for 20-25bux

2024-06-14 11:06:03

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Ok, find me a torrent faster than a direct 3MB/s download
"Oh I'll lose progress on my downloads if I disconnect" /laughs in JDownloader

2024-06-14 09:15:08

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"Goons"
By God... these monsters are jackin it out in the open???

2024-06-14 01:09:24

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Time to graduate to Red Man Chew

2024-06-13 23:53:30

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Nada personal, niño

2024-06-13 23:50:03

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>Dog regularly attacks government agents
>government agents in constant fear but unable to do anything
Biden bros, I'm thinking we're back

2024-06-13 23:47:15

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"What did you say?" "Nigger!"
"Say that again?" "Nigger!"
"Don't talk to me like that"
YOU FUCKING TOLD HIM TO

2024-06-13 23:36:44

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Lock this kike in a cell

2024-06-13 23:33:34

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Face election? Remember? Wtf does the OP of image mean? They should find his house and [whoops, can't poast that on a Christian message board]

2024-06-13 23:27:23

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Sheeeeeeit niggy, that's not a bad idea- just gotta flash-deep-fry that bad boi and now you're ready to party, carney style

2024-06-13 14:00:28

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you forgot the wood veneers, DONT FORGET THE WOOD VENEERS

2024-06-13 13:57:58

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Should start making the buildings out of bread and start eating the bricks

2024-06-13 13:45:52

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Weird, I didn't see any on my Firefox w/ ublock

2024-06-13 13:42:43

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Trump loves his kikes folks, they're the best (THE BEST). That's why no more sleepy Joe at the wheel- this election were not giving 60 billion to Ukraine and Israel, were giving 60 TRILLION. No more greedy policies like "domestic spending" or "infrastructure" you just gotta tighten your belt!

2024-06-13 06:42:48

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Kiketube is gay as GRIDS
At least I got the song
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https://i.poastcdn.org/dc7dc90832fff7de04799951d98499deba369d8560c59c833636ec55e9f834a6.mp4

2024-06-13 06:35:54

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It's insulated... p- probably

2024-06-13 06:34:58

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Boys will be boys

2024-06-13 03:29:14

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Get paid in cash for as long as humanly possible

2024-06-13 02:59:54

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Make sure you "steep" the bag into the water for enough time to make sure you get your daily intake of microplastics when you eat your goyslop that resembles dog vomit

2024-06-13 02:40:55

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Fair.

2024-06-13 02:27:35

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Cheese sammach

2024-06-13 01:47:09

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RIP Pippa, her blood is impure, waifu status mandatory revoked you hate to see it 😔

2024-06-12 15:23:51

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NO. ITS NOT. THE SPAWNS ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. AND I DONT WANT SOME LAME ASS TURTLE, I WANT A BADASS DRAGON THATS GONNA FUCK UP EVERYONES DAY. IM GONNA USE MY STRONGEST MOVE AND CRUSH YOUR POKEMON SO BAD YOULL WISH YOU NEVER PICKED A FIGHT WITH ME

2024-06-12 13:59:43

https://i.poastcdn.org/49b3097cfef9546059f89024c0417c0a0a48b4af0d059e11880c63ad38e52fb3.mp4

2024-06-12 03:56:58

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Like trying to push a 97' honda civic with 10 previous owners and a "really cool custom radio" someone installed that doesn't work when it rains on a 4-year lease

2024-06-12 02:45:41

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Yes.
But also Anthony Fauci attempted to make vaccines, even back then, to combat GRIDS and made the health dept move solely in that direction which was why there was such slow progress in other GRIDS drugs. The vaccine trials obviously failed, which is why there is no GRIDS vaccine

2024-06-12 02:37:45

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2024-06-12 02:00:27

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CRANKIN' THE HOG

2024-06-11 15:52:04

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Gotta get past "roaring 20's" weimar to get to the great revival in the 30s

2024-06-11 15:32:33

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When i got caught smoking i had to smoke a whole pack at once as punishment. Make him take a full kg of crack?

2024-06-11 13:58:13

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It's simple: any hand you go for will fail, and you'll always get tiles for partial sets you already discarded

2024-06-11 13:48:06

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You can't just act like you're the cock of the walk, you need to take him on walks too

2024-06-11 13:04:33

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I love this deal, but sometimes I have to go before I finish all the nuggets so some of my nugs get a little soggy

2024-06-11 12:55:37

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She's perfect

2024-06-11 04:50:36

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What do you mean? Don't you see the magical tapestry she's wearing? The gauddiest of Gucci, the most vomitous of Louis Vuitton, the most beastly of Balenciaga all woven together by a magical wizard, for the simple cost of 50 of the Khangdom's greatest crack rocks.

2024-06-11 03:04:17

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So we're literally at "The Khangz New Clothes" stage of society

2024-06-11 02:48:57

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"People"? They look like "people" to you?
https://i.poastcdn.org/55e6ba3fafaf48c3455f2110f00be6db125f97b0d2d424e01454b240dc073385.jpeg

2024-06-11 02:38:19

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Yes.

2024-06-11 01:58:46

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Don't do that. Don't give me hope

2024-06-11 01:57:11

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Unless the topic of your ammo stockpile becomes a point of national discussion upon its discovery; you don't have enough ammo.

2024-06-11 01:51:54

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So true, King

2024-06-11 01:47:18

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I will have good luck when you leave out the chimney like your grandparents did.

2024-06-11 01:45:17

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I also noticed you sent that message as a reply to your own statement and not my actual response to yours

2024-06-11 01:43:08

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kikes always feign ignorance as a first defense over any topic they have disagreement over where they know they're at a disadvantage, it was one of Hitler's points about acknowledging there is no point in trying to sway kikes or prove that they are wrong (they are natural liars and live only to subvert and deceive), the only use they are is to show off their evil to other people

2024-06-10 23:44:46

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"I'm so glad they got rid of that crack house next door, I was sick of getting robbed by drug addicts"
"No retard, it's clearly because Venus is in retrograde"

2024-06-10 16:27:34

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Isn't this like... actual unironic blasphemy?

2024-06-10 16:25:50

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>ate sweetbread
>first time in forevers
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2024-06-10 16:14:47

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Fuck off street shitter, we already have too many shit skin pajeets