UnderpantsGnome

Beer, Code, Cycling, Food, Whiskey... 🍺👨‍💻🚴‍♂️👨‍🍳 🥃

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2023-10-19 21:37:45

Spooky season in progress
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2023-10-17 02:21:36

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@npub17rh…mj8d @npub1xv7…5yv7 maaaahm, can my new frien stay for dinner!?

2023-10-17 01:16:51

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@npub19fc…ay3c plopcast?

2023-10-13 22:37:01

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@npub19fc…ay3c I mean, they’ve been trying for a while, no?

2023-10-12 22:06:10

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@npub19fc…ay3c nice, well I mean, you know. Nothing fancy here, he always had a pocket knife on him, he told me “always be prepared”. Honestly it only gets used to open packages these days.
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2023-10-12 22:00:29

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@npub19fc…ay3c aww man, bummer. I have a 2” Kershaw that my grandfather gave me in the 80s. RIP Gramps.

2023-10-09 22:49:47

@npub1ue9…67f9 Lucas, the big babby has put on his jacket, he’ll be wearing these until June 🤣
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2023-10-01 19:03:54

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@npub1ahq…wjwd Bedard should be fun to watch. 💯on the rest of it

2023-09-29 20:59:31

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@npub19fc…ay3c how in the world did you manage to not see that? It's been _everywhere_ since Sunday afternoon 😉

2023-09-16 00:02:31

Account I miss from the other place “why is the cat wet”, because I just asked myself that very question. #CatsOfMastodon
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2023-09-14 00:16:57

Alternate alt text: unhand me you fool, I’m going to shred you like cheddar cheese #CatsOfMastodon
Credit: National Park Service
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2023-09-12 01:53:09

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@npub1nzm…85c8 Bills fan?

2023-09-05 02:32:52

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@npub1nn8…8sed um, no

2023-09-04 19:20:43

There’s a visual I did not need
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2023-09-03 23:56:26

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@npub189n…satx love this city, even if I live in the ‘burbs now

2023-09-03 23:52:32

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@npub189n…satx the first time I came to Chicago to scout neighborhoods and apartments, I was in an Irish pub and got asked where I lived. My first thought was “ugh, here too”, then when I told them, all they had was recommendations for areas for different things. I was blown away.

2023-09-03 23:43:25

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@npub189n…satx I don’t do this because when I lived in LA, CA, that was how they vetted if you were worth talking to. How can you help me, basically.

2023-09-02 00:51:21

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@npub1nzm…85c8 @npub1l98…3zgy samesies 🥃

2023-09-01 23:50:47

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@npub14nn…8zq6 @npub1spj…46ps man I love the Brits

2023-08-30 01:29:11

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@npub1nzm…85c8 he’s still trying to get the levels right

2023-08-27 22:45:12

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@npub18lj…80hq The Flintstones

2023-08-13 03:51:11

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@npub1sat…8vnx @npub12sx…r4z3 you can’t go wrong with that 🤤

2023-08-11 17:01:35

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@npub15wa…ezxc if you haven't already, turn on slow query logging, it will expose the problem queries and you can tune indexes from there. You didn't mention the DB engine you are using, but MySQL can be an absolute nightmare to do this, I do it all the time.

2023-08-11 17:01:35

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2023-08-09 01:47:24

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@npub1nn8…8sed you don’t seem to mince words

2023-08-09 01:42:37

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@npub1nn8…8sed hahaha, I think I like the cat butt one better 😄
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2023-08-02 01:47:18

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@npub1nzm…85c8 there was a time in my early teens we lived on that stuff. Today I absolutely refuse to even consider it.

2023-07-28 18:21:01

Alternate alt tex: A floofy kitten that's had enough of your shit. #CatsOfMastodon
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2023-07-11 22:59:45

Alternate alt text: A Salty kitten, and a Spicy kitten
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